This reads like the fucking plot to a Seinfeld episode. Ken Bone is the real George Costanza

>Media props him up to distract from how Clinton got butchered at the debate
>Now people only think about le funny mustache man instead of Trump's dissection of decades of Clintonian corruption, graft, and incompetence
>Media howls for his scalp when they no longer need him and do a little digging to find out he's not a perfect SJW angel
Liberals only exist today because they have refined the arts of distraction and character assassination

As a newscaster, how do you not lose faith and quit your job right fucking then when you're asked to muckrake some random power plant worker for making some tame comments about porn?

How the fuck is this news?

>Why did he get popular in the first place?
Because CNN desperately needed to fill space to avoid talking about Wikileaks

nypost.com/2016/10/14/ken-bone-is-actually-kind-of-an-awful-guy/

“Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them. By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it,” he wrote under the handle StanGibson18.

He also dabbled in some NSFW fringe forums, including “PreggoPorn” — pregnant women in swimsuits — whom he referred to as “beautiful human submarines.”

Probably because your job pays retardedly well and gives you status?

These people have already sold their souls, they are desperate to push their agenda forward because they are all going to lose their jobs and in a few rare cases possibly be incarcerated if Clinton loses and her media/superpac collusion is exposed.

the muckraking story was literally broken by a highschool student working for ex-gawker

>highschool student working for ex-gawker

You could have just said tumblrina.

>liking porn and having a sense of humor means you're an awful person

he dun goofed

should have commented on naked men

then he would be hailed a hero

There was a butt hole pic?

jlaw did have an exceptionally nice butthole though.

guy has good taste

The same reason all that shit happened last year or the year before when they were pushing that internet bill(the gold dress, dylan or whatever and that handsome shop clerk)

that or how much he loves muslim refugees or bbc. they would be erecting statues in his honor

My problem with lawrence is her fucking face. Look at this stupid shit grin.

americans

>liking porn
>leaving humorous comments in porn threads
>thinking the verdict in the Trayvon case was valid and that Zimmerman is a shithead

Are these really supposed to be terrible? The only morally questionable thing there is the insurance fraud.

Ken Bone is custom-tailored for the Reddit generation. He is not /ourguy/

>JLaw's butthole is nice

I was unaware of JLaw butthole pics. Is he memeing?

>insurance fraud is good

And the same user even admitted to committing “felony insurance fraud” when he wrote that he forged documents “to make it look like I had car insurance so I wouldn’t get fired from my pizza delivery job.”

“During the 2 months it took me to pay to get my real insurance back my fake cards and documentation fooled 3 bosses and a cop,” he wrote.

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You've entered the Bone Zone.

the entire fucking election is that.

fuck this gay world

get ready

>The video drops next week and Anime becomes real
>It is watched over a billion times in 2 hours
>The US military arrive in front of Hillary Clinton's house
>"You are under arrest for obstructing justice, aiding terrorism, espionage, fraud, money laundering, conspiracy, perjury and lying under oath.
>Montage of Huma Abedim, Podesta, Tim Kaine, Debra Shultz, and various politicians all getting their head slammed on the ground and arrested for conspiracy
>Montage of Robert Downey Jr, Don Cheadle, Scarlet Johanson and various hollywood celebrities all in shock because they destroyed their careers for supporting Hillary
>The MSM collapses
>The stocks of Twitter, Facebook, Cnn, NBC, and various media leftist outlets go down in flames instantly leaving them all bankrupt and every hill shill out of work
>All of Cred Forums crashes because everyone wants to feel as cool as we do
>Trump pops champagne with Putin over Skype
>Every autist NEET shitposter runs out on the street in freedom and confidence
>Every roastie leftist slut is back the fuck out
>Cred Forums goes from a dump to a billion dollar company over night
>Reddit crashes and goes bankrupt
>Bernie Sanders dies of a heart attack
>Nu male cucks kill themselves left and right
>Sarah Silversheckle kills herself
>The sounds of several loud pops go off in unison as every sjw brain pops and they die of a brain aneurism
>Trump gets the FBI and the NSA to track down every pol poster and offers them jobs to become part of his new government

Fuck Yeah

kill me now phams

year of meme magic is too much for me

I have no idea who this is. Someone please explain it to me.

Ken Bone's handle StanGibson18 is from being a Saint Louis Cardinals fan. Stan Musial, Bob Gibson and 18 is Mike Shannon's number.

Not quite, it's being a white male that is sexist. Therefore anything one might do is sexist or racist. You'll notice they always let minorities off the hook for the same or worse shit. Don't think of it in terms of behavior being wrong, the mentality is that the person is wrong, his existence is wrong. Once you understand this you'll see there is not any hypocrisy or double-think going on in their minds, only pure hate for a specific identity type.

#thebonezone

>girls in pregnant porn beautiful human submarines

srsly I never saw this

>Things that will surely work

Ken's into pregnant porn? What a patrician.

Cute dog

This guy is a Seinfeld chararcter personified.

at least he didn't make any pedophilic comments

It's a fat pupper but it's happy one
That's body positivity

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>NSFW fringe forums,
>pregnant women in swimsuits

How depraved.

Will he play him in the biopic?

>gets shit on by msm for saying what people think and having an opinion
Fuck MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, fuck them all. I'll believe anything on Cred Forums and the local press before MAM.

that's fake, right?

Reddit is literally cancer

no
twitter.com/ADL_National/status/786987354170937345

cancer can be removed

He's a marine biologist, after all.

I can't fucking believe they're giving this guy shit on NATIONAL FUCKING NEWS for the tamest porn comments in the goddamn world.

He's like Ned goddamn Flanders and they're making him out to be a deviant because he made PG-13 comments about preggo porn and JLaw's butthole.

What the fuck is wrong with our news? How did we get here?

>>people discover old commments of his calling JLaws butthole nice and girls in pregnant porn beautiful human submarines
what did he mean by this?

Have to avoid reporting on wikileaks somehow

why does the media try to ruin random peoples lives? what did this guy even do wrong? they just picked this poor bastard at random to humiliate? fuck the media, professional doxxers

He means someone post JLaw's butthole for fucks sake.

Ken Bone thread?

no rest for the wicked brah

It's like they have a bone to pick with him!

Baldanders is the better meme man desu

What's new with wikileaks? Is it just the Clinton Wall Street speeches?

where were you when american news media hit rock bottom

This is guy is Cred Forums, Ken is reddit

It's more like internet herpes with how it spreads

>Baldanders

kek

Hahaha based Ken

When will we get the Bone Zone: the Ken Bone report (I see it as a weekly feature where ken talks about stuff that grinds his gears)

Do not talk about The Architect in a derogatory manner.

This is literally just shitting on him for having opinions and looking at soft porn. What the fuck.

who is ken voting for?
is he our guy?

it's like they dont know how memes work

>pregnant women in swimsuits

Patrician asf

Could The Architect design a burrito so big that even He cannot eat it?

hopefully hes voting for trump now

after getting exposed to the world, he's gone full nazi

he was distracting me the whole fucking debate
>that disappointment when he didn't talk but rather attacked Hillary with psychowaves

>grabbing pussy is assault
>liking pregnant women and jlaw's butthole makes you an awful person

what is going on

He is a great favorite, The Judge.

j_ws

Ken Bone is going to be redpilled by this and become the people's champ and outspoken critic of the CROOKED media. He will endorse Trump and singlehandedly win the election for him.

>grabbing pussy is assault

It is.

Million dollar birthday gift from qatar packaged with one that said how they were aware of qatar's terrorist funding

shitting on catholics and evangelicals

something about latinos being needy and some dude who runs some latino league being a dick

more media collusion with the campaign including handing the HRC campaign debate questions in advance

voter fraud in NY, though thats from O'Keefe, not email leaks

some healthy shitting on Chelsea and suicide attempts because of Bill's antics

newest one today dropping some lines about wanting a "compliant, unaware citizenry"

Depends though dunnit

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Not if she wants it

then how do babies get made? people frequently grab pussies

you tell me any womyn can decide 30 years later that it was a bad grab and everyone is supposed to believe you're a rapist just like that?

>I saw her butt hole. I liked it
The hero we need

considering the only people who are up on their shit are fat virgins who masturbate to anime and worship repeating intergers, they already won.
for now.

>shitting on catholics and evangelicals

That dosen't bother me to be honest, kek. The rest though, Jesus.

>then how do babies get made?
Not by grabbing a pussy

Damn I think I've found a new fetish

any pictures?

>wanting a "compliant, unaware citizenry"
Hillary Clinton is the epitome of the corrupt politician. How anyone can lie to themselves and think that she's anywhere near a decent person is beyond me.
Like not believing she's the lesser of two evils, actually believing she's a GOOD person.

well that's kind of old fashioned

>beautiful human submarines

He may created Pepe, but we made him. Come and take him

damn, any links?

I thought Trump was making it pretty clear he didn't really care.

i think you gotta go to jap porn for some high quality of that

on phone, this is the one about the compliant citizenry

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/3599#efmARJAWn

He's a big guy

>beautiful human submarines

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Wait, so this guy asked a question at the debate, became an exploitable meme because he looks like a typical guy, and then they dug up his rebbit history and now he's a pariah in the span of a week?

fuck you carlos

h-he just wanted clean energy bros
;_;

He says he will never die

> became an exploitable meme because he looks like a typical guy
He became a meme because his name is Ken Bone

yeah

really makes you think

if ken bone /our guy/ internet sensation is already a thought rapist, then what does that say about the dumb allegations against everyone else like julian assange

Hiloli?

The media is disgusting. More at 6.
Just kidding, they would never cover that.

I don't get the submarine joke.

I mean, people found the guy on Clinton's staff who asked on reddit how to scrub names off emails and he was a fucking furfag and had to appear before a House committee because of it but, merely whispers.

That's what I'm saying, he became a meme because he was XD wearing a red sweater and LOL is portly and OMG has a funny name so AMERICA FALLS IN LOVE but then WE DISCOVER THE SHOCKING TRUTH that he's seen a butthole?

They're in swimsuits

sorry this is the kino boards we'd expect you to have seen das boot to get it already
go watch it then you'll understand

>dem quads

>baby inside woman
>woman swim underwater
>baby is underwater inside woman

Go beat your piñata

/thread

Woah... damn this joke has layers.

Anything or almost anything can be a seinfeld plot.

>George goes to break up with his gf
>Her gf tells her his benis is small
>After all that he is interviewed
>A crazy girl asks his name
>George feeling quirky says, Hugh Mongus
>HUMONGOUS WHAT?
>and so on...

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>JLaws butthole nice and girls in pregnant porn beautiful human submarines
Does this guy really look like the type of guy who would say those things?