"Haha, that's funny, user. Now, get in the car."

"Haha, that's funny, user. Now, get in the car."

wat do?

>uncut

Ask where we're going.

LITTLE

I woukd suck him if he wasnt hairy

How short is this guy? Hes got a smaller pecker than me and mine's on the small side.

pfft.. the hair is the only thing that makes up for the dick

>uncut

delete this

Is he small or average in terms of dick size?

Uncut dicks are the male equivalent of roasties.

I know people will jump in screaming about "mutilated jew cock", but it just objectively looks worse

why is the tip black though

You realise the foreskin retracts, right?

Looks exactly the fucking same when it does.

I have the urge to blow his foreskin up like a balloon.

Not always. Phimosis sucks. Had to stretch mine out.

I think he is above average

>he has a jew dick
>attempts to achieve high ground by claiming uncut lads don't clean themselves like normal human beings
LMAO

average

most guys arent big.. which is why they dont do porn or put naked pics of themselves on the internet...

What's his ethnicity? Spaniard?

Looks about 6 to 6-.5 inches, so above average.

This is phimosis, though.

It's not.

>That disgusting fucking anteater dick

I'd hit him with my tazer and tell the cops he tried to rape me after I ground his balls into the pavement with my shoe.

>skips leg day

Dropped

His legs are in proportion to the rest of his body.

jokes on you I never make anyone laugh

he's laughing at your penis

>Is he small or average in terms of dick size?

Slightly below average lenght, but with a good girth

...

>slightly below average length
please go back to your body dismorphia threads

>but it just objectively looks worse

It's because you are not used to it.
Here in Europe almost nobody is circumcised and mutilated cocks are the ones that look weird.

>are you happy to see me, thesituation?
>fap that boner off and I'll get in

pleb

>tfw got circumcised at 19

Best decision I ever made, pain notwithstanding. I don't have phimosis pain anymore and girls don't look at my dick like it's rotten meat when I'm flaccid and whip it out either. Plus I guess I'll go to Jew Heaven if it turns out they were right, I don't know how that works but I think that's how it goes.

It looks slightly longer than the palm of his hand, so unless he's a giant his penis must be no more than 5 inches. According to many studies the average erect size is around 5 and a half inches.

I'm bigger than him

They're a bit on the small side です

Wait. Are you saying the average isn't four inches? This is very unsettling.

Good Goyim

Those are american studies.

Americans are malnourished.

>nah I ain't gonna do it

>tfw to intelligent to get circumcised

>fap that boner off and I'll get in

well supreme'd

every fucking time.

everything from 4,5 to 6,5 inches is still in the 'average' range.

>mfw I'm from a orange zone

longer =/= bigger

I THOUGHT IT WAS THREE INCHES *ORANGE JUICE CANON OPEN THROTTLE*

Strange but I feel you

>Taking chinks and pajeets into consideration to make your penis seem ok

You know, them not making the smallest dick sizes yellow is a total missed opportunity.

DELETE THIS

What???? Mine covers my dick when flaccid. But hard my head shines through Ahh the pleasure Cuts will never know

>be 5.5
>grow up ashamed of being average
>turn down chances for sex because terrified someone will laugh
>finally give in when im 23
>sex is fun, but they say it's painful and make me slow waaaaaaaay down
>they tell me i'm big and i think they're mocking me
>keep having sex, keep getting mocked
>then someone refuses to have sex with me because im "too big" for them
>"wtf are you talking about?"
>find out girth matters
>never measured it before
>mfw im 6 inches around, 2 across
>tfw i could have had sex years ago

Do people in the grey countries not have penises?

No, they sacrificed them for Allah.

>uncut

I'd unironically pull his foreskin back and suck him tell he squirted his seed down my throat and swallow every last bit

femanon btw :)

The problem with the africa study is that it was self reported.

is there anything more beta than cutting off a part of your dick because "girls will laugh at you otherwise"

yes, claiming it's superior to have a jew cock lmao

I'd like to try sucking a dick once

a bit gay that

>what is taking a shower

it's only gay while the dick is in your mouth

LONDON

It's pretty fun, honestly.
Just find a chill guy who will let you go at your own pace, not some asshole who will grab you by the hair and ram it down your throat. Shit's not fun.. unless you're a masochist...

>he has never sucked his own dick

I used to be put off by seeing other guys dicks. But thanks to this place ruining it, I'm so desensitised that's when I see one, I immediately judge if it's small and cut(aka worthless)

Fuck you Cred Forums

>tfw 5.5'' pencil dick

Not as fun lad.

what does his ass look like?

The white race will not be destroyed by bullets or swords like so many tried before .. no ...

We'll be destroyed by the long, hard, black shaft of superior African dick impregnating our women. The lowest race will annhilate the master race through interacial BREEDING.

We're literally being fucked out of existence and there's not a fucking thing we can do about it.

2 more years here and you'll want to start sucking dicks.

Just bite him? I'd never try forceful shit with someone elses mouth around my dick.

But I have

White women choose black men because they're more masculine, smooth and better in bed. It's that simple.

No, I'm not black. I'm a sexlife-less white man who has grudgingly accepted that black men are the superior mate these days for white women.

Our great grandfathers had it right - hang 'em if they even whistle at a white woman. Without that power, and without miscegenation laws - Negroes will claim the cream of the crop.

They will breed our women, fill them with hot, African cum .. and we're utterly powerless to stop it.

perfect size for sucking.
if you're gay you can just be a bottom.
if you're straight... then i am truly sorry... you might want to consider switching teams.. or you could marry a nice ugly religious girl...

I like to think I am a masochist. Ideally I'd like someone who's willing to train my throat with their cock without making me puke

>inb4 the bbc=tbb poster

they say that being gay is genetic and that you are "born that way". Maybe that's true, but in my case, when I was younger I was disgusted at the sole idea of gay sex; now after being exposed to many dicks on the internet I wouldn't mind sucking one.

Full of black cum.

You got skype?

>without making me puke

lol. good luck with that. you can't really "train" your throat not to gag without first going through a lot of hell with puke and spit and snot flying out of your nose and tears and sweat streaming down your face first.

How can you suck dick over skype?

post dicks Cred Forums

>people don't get cut for medical reasons
>he doesn't know 30% of men have to get cut in adulthood ANYWAY

Kek.

Kill yourself

2 hours.

This thread has been up for 2 fucking hours.

We'll meet in person after I judge if you are worthy or not.

Cry more faggot

You get what you pay for.

why?
don't you like cocks? not even your?

It's true, too. Women, even the most intelligent ones (by IQ tests), are entirely driven by emotions, but not in a good way.

That is to say, if a woman met a man who exudes confidence, status and a certain wildness, even if she's married, even if she has children, she will more than likely have sex with that man only to "regret" it afterwards, as she does after continually doing mindless hedonistic acts "against her better judgement".

Naturally, the black man who is genetically built to be aggressive and not know fear stands in sharp contrast to the white man, who at most is financially successful but still mellow, timid and even small in comparison.

ok, im and this is me:

We get it bro, you crave some BBC. No need to write essays about it.

...

that's a fucking chode if I've ever seen one.

Most girls don't really care about penis size.

You seriously need to get redpilled my friend.

thanks

hahahaha

Get in

>he didn't take the BLACK pill