>Skarsgard visibly witholding laugh almost from the beginning to end >Samuel L. Jackson reduced to a bumbling idiot is STILL the best part of the movie >Margot was boring >Christoph Waltz - the author of all my pain >terrible CGI (dat train mang) >plot insulting Hearts of Darkness and the real tragedy of Congo and colonialism general >plot points stolen from Congo and King Solomon's Mines >anachronisms everywhere ('we're going to build jobs for the Congo people', 'human rights in Africa', 'British people are really the good guys! It's the Belgians who are bad, and not even all Belgians just this one asshole' etc) >script convenience (people instantaneously learning about stuff that was happening 5000km away, Tarzan running faster than a steamboat, random black tribes knowing everything about the world outside theirs) >all the black people (except the old wise leader) are crossfit fuckbois. They're really look like they're at home in the jungle /s >Tarzan's knuckles are the stupidest thing in existence; also, being raised by gorillas apparently made him grow cross chest muscles like those owned by gorillas >sometimes the director thought he was making an arthouse movie and tried to put some ''''style'''' into the movie in form of long close ups of random people's faces
It's still better than Ghostbusters but just barely. Fucking insulting for everyone who has interest in history, cinematography or even Tarzan. It's not even a good fap material for stupid women.
Christopher Moore
Friendly reminder that he LITERALLY did nothing wrong
Camden Walker
>BIDF in this thread already
Joseph Walker
>You do know that the right side of your mustache is just a little lower? What did she mean by that?
Evan Howard
Movie was absolute trash. I felt sorry for wasting the bytes downloading it. They could have been used for something useful.
Adam Bailey
>it's a CGI ape episode
Christopher Edwards
>>Samuel L. Jackson reduced to a bumbling idiot is STILL the best part of the movie Literal cuckold detected. He sucked and you need to get off his dick. Never had a good roll.
Kayden Richardson
He sucked only because he had nothing to do in the movie. The idea of black veteran of wild west going to fucking Belgian Congo was pretty solid and the actor picked for the role was spot on. The screenwriters fucked it up, not Sam. The only decent scene in there was when he was dressing Tarzan's wounds.
Austin Rodriguez
>that autism
do you even enjoy movies? what did you expect from watching this?
Owen Flores
>you have to enjoy every movie Fuck off
Jason Murphy
Kek.
Leo Peterson
>all that nitpicking
enjoy your shitty life
James Scott
>enjoying movies
Grayson Nelson
They were actually motion-captured?! I thought the reason they looked so unrealistic was because they were just complete CG creations with nothing to anchor them.
Benjamin Clark
You don't know the meaning of the words you're using. I merely stated some of the major flaws of the movie citing examples which is the opposite of nitpicking.
Carter Cox
>You will never be picked up and power-fucked by Alexander Skarsgard
why even live
Christian Foster
I'd let him fuck me, no homo. But only when he's doing his Iceman American accent.
Ian Myers
You would have to pay me to feign excitement for a fucking David Yates movie. Dude is one of the blandest blockbuster directors currently working.
I would be looking forward to Fantasic Beasts if Chris Columbus or Alfonso Cuaron were directing.
Kevin Powell
Nice chestu
Julian Cruz
>cgi muscles
Luis Robinson
what would Arnold think?
Nicholas Phillips
>Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger
Kevin Nguyen
Why's a brotha gotta be in the suit?
Wyatt Perez
White people forced him to wear it because of their sick fetishes.
Luke Barnes
>CGI Ape
Looks real to me.
Anthony Gomez
Well cuaron declined.yates was much more inspired with potter than this tarzan shit. Yates and cuaron were the best. Completely different directors tho. Cuaron wanted to do deathly hallows apparently but they has yates, similarly del toro wanted to do half blood prince. Thank christ that fat fuck didn't.