Character receives phone call

>Character receives phone call
>"yeah?"

Are Americans really this rude on the dog and bone or is it just in films?

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On the what?

>Character receives phone call
>"moshi moshi?"

Are Japanese really this rude on the dog and bone or is it just in films?

They don't have time for a proper greeting as America is fast-moving land of capitalism

It's the most reasonable thing to say first. The protocol should be for the caller to introduce themselves first, so you know who you're talking to, before you give your own name.

In Italy, when answering a phone call, we say 'pronto?', which roughly translates as 'are you ready? (to talk)'
It's fucking retarded, no idea why we do this shit
A simple 'yeah' sounds ten times better t b h

I live in Japan and say 'user desu' when I answer the phone.

My phone rings maybe once a month ;_;

No.

When I had a landline, I would answer "hello?"

Now I answer my cell by saying "this is Jordan."

At work I say "self-help center, this is Jordan."

Hope that helps.

Thanks, Jordan :)

I was asking about Americans not Jordanians

i answer my phone with "ja?" which is swedish for yes.

soooo its not an american only thing.

>character receives a phone call
>"talk to me"

My name isn't Jordan though, that's what's so hilarious about how I answer the callbox. I'm a madman.

I say "what?"

Sure, Jordan ;)

"ja" is Danish and German

"allah akbar" is Swedish for yes

TWISTED

ARE YOU READY TO TALK?

No we say "ahoy hoy!"

>WHAT?
is the patrician way to answer the telephone

>GRÜSS GOTT user AM APPARAT, WIE KANN ICH HELFEN?

American here that says yeah. I don't understand how that is being rude? I just think it's inferior foreigners nit picking stupid shit. Like how they get mad if you hold the door for someone and they say thanks and we go " uh huh". l

I answer all my calls "hi mom"

>Battalion staff duty, this is private user how may i help you sir or maam

>they don't even say goodbye before hanging up

Fucking barbarians

*phone rings*
>yeah?
>s-sorry am I talking with user?
>ye
>well i have the following problem . . .
>k

thank you friendly american

>american answers phone
>slips out of hand from eating greasy fried chicken

Only drop a yeah if it's a call back I was expecting or a coworker during work hours.

Usually a Hello? (unknown), N'yellow if it's a call I was expecting that isn't official, and Ahoy-hoy for friends.

Whenever someone calls i don't speak for about 5 seconds and just stare at the phone

Do you have any human friends, 165your4? Is this all you have in life?

>Character has a phone
>No one calls him

Why does OP have such an obsession over Americans? Every day this same time the board gets flooded with his butthurt threads and posts, every single one, somehow focused on Americans, often in ways that make one think.

Since it's a cell phone and I know who's calling I say "yeah?" If I don't know who it is I say hello.

>be from the southeast US
>pick up the horn
>"Yello!"

>I live in Japan
Why?

Like that here. I just push the button and wait for someone to talk. Use to just say "it's you're dime", but I recently found out there's no more payphones.

i unironically do this

>2016
>talking on your text/facebook/porn device

Because he's a dirty fucking weeb, why else.

>it's a "truman only ever gets calls from his parents until even they lose interest in him" episode

>character picks up phone within a second of it ringing

I'll say "yeah?" if it's someone I know. Otherwise I say "hello?".

>character hangs up without saying goodbye
>other character doesn't phone back saying, "Hey, I think one of us got bad cell reception for a sec there, are you in an elevator?"

>That scene where the Lieutenant Colonel forces the hadji girl to suck Army Dog's cock then shoots and gives him a bone as a "reward", permanently traumatizing him

Are Americans really this rude on the dog and bone or only in films?

>character takes a shit
>automatic flushing toilet takes it away before he had the chance to look at it

>tfw too anxious to ever answer phone calls

>they hang up the phone
>without saying bye

I started saying "SPEAK" right when I answer like John Sacramone

>answer phone
>Ayyy

Why do black people say "Hello", in place of "Excuse me".

They sound obnoxious, dirty animals.

>answer phone
>WAGWAN BRUDDAAAA

2016 was an odd year for me

n-no...

T H I S
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S

If you call ME you better keep talking after saying hi and not wait for ME to initiate the conversation

>ringtone is worf saying "we're being hailed"
>"This is Lieutenant Commander user of the United Federation of Planets. Please identify yourself."
>ringtone

Every time

The Eternal English Teacher.

is it true that you americans don't mop your floors, walls and ceilings? only brushes the floors sometimes? do you know what a vacuum-cleaner is?

I mean, we've gotten so used to it that 'pronto' doesn't even sound like a real word with a real meaning anymore.
Still retarded, though.

>character goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge to get a bottle of water despite there being a sink in the room

do you do this in real life too?

D A M A G E D
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D

>get empty water bottles
>fill up them from the tap
>free bottled water forever

yeah that's pretty retarded now that I think about it

>empty water bottles

How can it still be a water bottle if it's no water in it?

It can still have a label, dumbass

>mexican character receives phonecall
>Bueno!?
Literally means good why do mexicans answer the phone like this wouldn't be better to say hola ?

It's short for bueno noche/dias

You're not supposed to say, yeah or yes, you sillies. Scammers get you like that. Go with hello, may I ask who is calling?

By that logic it would still be water if I filled it with urine, wouldn't it?

Fuck I fucked the GIF up...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

It would be urine in a water bottle, yes

Depends. Using "yeah" with people you know isn't necessarily rude. If you answer unknown callers with "yeah" that's different.

What's so rude about it?

I see. I surrender.

it comes from the time people asked if the phoneline/reception/whatever was good or not so you could start talking

and it's "buenas noches/buenos dias" desu

Most Hispanic people I know answer with "Hola?" or "Alo?" or something like that

>american movie
>characters uses shoes inside

is this for real?
don't you mind having dirty homes?

Our maids can just vacuum that up.

Maids are cheap as hell desu

Our streets aren't littered with human and animal feces like they are in your "culturally enriched" countries.

>not hosing down your shoes every day before coming back to your house

>tfw answer phone with Bueno even if the person doesn't speak spanish (and neither do i to an extent)

youR NAME IS user REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

or you could simply take off your shoes?
how do you know the maids aren't thieves?
the vacuumer doesn't get everything, you know

it doesn't get muddy over there either?

such a hassle
>walking around inside with wet shoes

>it doesn't get muddy over there either?
We also have paved roads and concrete sidewalks.

>american movie
>characters are aboard an airplane
>it lands without any dramatics
>characters claps, some are even cheering, as if the pilot managed to land it by struggling

Russian living in US.
I say "allo" when I pick up.

Poster Kys from south Africa....k

So you never go anywhere there isn't concrete sidewalks or paved roads? You never go into the woods? Walk on your lawns? Go to the park?

>watch american movie
>the russians are considered the bad guys

every
single
movie

Not when its muddy. And if your shoes do get dirty, you wipe them off on the door mat before you track dirt into someone's house.

>what are door mats?

Never speak first when answering always wait for the person ringing to speak. Unless you know the number ofc.

my grandpa does shit like this on the phone, i speak to him and say hi and he's like "yeah?" or "what?"
and then when the conversation is over i say "alright bye" and he doesn't even reply, he just hangs up.

the weird thing is he is completely different when you actually meet him.

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>it's a Cred Forums pretends they've ever had a call that wasn't a wrong number episode

as if the door mats will get every dirt molecule off of your shoes

Oh come on, Cred Forums is the most normie board on this vietnamese cross stitching convention

news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2016/08/unsafe-levels-of-toxic-chemicals-found-in-drinking-water-of-33-states/

Wouldn't you?

news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2016/08/unsafe-levels-of-toxic-chemicals-found-in-drinking-water-of-33-states/

Wouldn't you?

And your farts don't smell of shit either, huh?

>living where the water is toxic

yet you call the USA a first world country

Not me.

America is an oligarchy and the American "citizen" is only there to be exploited so that their massa can have another ivory back scratcher.

I wouldn't go to that shit hole if you paid me.

What's a callbox

I just say "go" because I don't have time to fuck around with your small talk faggotry.

Incoming Trump/Putin brofest will change all that.

>hard coded English subs done by foreign scum
>"speak at me"
It was 'Robots'

>get phone call
>"suh du"