If you owned a dinosaur zoo on the island of the Costa Costa Rica, what kind of food would you serve?

If you owned a dinosaur zoo on the island of the Costa Costa Rica, what kind of food would you serve?

Dino meat on a drumstick like in the Flintstones

Billy and Chi Sass

Choice cuts from the most savory of my GMD's (genetically modified dinosaur) which would probably be triceratops or stegasaurus.
roasting a rack of Dino ribs would be fine too
probably barbecue

The food I ordered for the food court

Crab legs, an anvil, and a perch for my falcon

SPARE NO EXPENSE

Chili and sea bass

Chili a la sea bass

Depends on the day of the week
>Monday:monster meat Monday
Have your choice of dinosaur freshly cooked for you(may contain frog)
>Tuesday:triceratops Tuesday
Five course meal of triceratops leg, lettuce tomatoes and Coke
>Wednesday:Welociraptor Wednesdays(I'm polish)
Eat five baby Welociraptors
>Thursday: thunder thighs thursday
All you can eat Dino thighs
>Friday: fresh Friday's
>eat the cream of the crop before they're fully grown
>Saturday:stegosaurus Saturday
eat a living stegosaurus cooked alive
>Sunday:closed
We are owned by the chic-fil-a boss

If you owned an android amusement park in the mid-west, USA. What kind of food would you serve?

Hot Buffalo Wings

Why not?

Beef, chicken, and pork, with typical sides and a variety of sauces.

Giant Turkey leg.

only one answer

I'd just serve beef burgers and claim they are tyrannosaur meat.

Id lease the restaurants to fast food chains because I'm a Dino capitalist

classic hammond move
>tfw those dumb bimbos will all eat up my """T-Rex""" Burger and be none the wiser

no expenses lmao

dino tendies

Bangers N Mash.

why didn't they serve Dinosaur?

>tfw I brought my pterodactyl to the kinema and they didn't have any accommodation big enough (for him)
They have raptor perches. Pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs. There is a type of dinosaur called the raptor. Coincidence? You'd think that it would work out, but I guess not. I'm probably going to sue them for discrimination.

Is Saturday dinner and a show?

Yes sort of like a Benihana but the food is alive when you eat it

Chilean Sea Bass

Just a bunch of overpriced chain restaurants. Maybe stands that sell dino jerky that is really just dogs Hammond got at the pound for a bargain

I want to sodomize lex

krab legs

chili and sea bass. spared no expense

Me? I'd serve crab legs

Chilean sea bass, senpai. As in from the country of Chile in South America.

Chile and sea bass sounds disgusting

Eggs. Pouched and hard boiled only.

boi pusci

Whatever any 5 star resort offers.
However...if you have a million dollar per dish...you can eat cooked dino meat done by a top chef in a private canopy.

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sea bass chili

>all that pointless garnish

What was that orange stuff on top?

Fried chow mein noodles or carrots?

Underrated post

This.

There simply aren't enough dinos or land in the park to even raise enough dinos to eat.

I mean we're talking tens, hundreds of millions *per dino*.

And don't give me any of that "well what about when they're old and die naturally?" because non-prime-age meat tastes gamey as fuck.

Bane?

>Dog meat sold as dino jerky

Finally, someone who understands Hammond's character.

raptor tendies

Smoked Gallimimus meat

Could be ancient fried onion considering they were growing ancient plant DNA as well as Dinos. Actually thinking about it now it would be baller as fuck to be the chef getting to work with plants and meats that haven't existed for millions of years.

They're like the Carp of the dino world
Pass

Didn't they decide the triceratops is actually a younger version of another dinosaur?

What can you get cheap directly from Costa Rica?