"Hey look who finally left his batcave. Done jerking off to your weird Japanese porn?"

>"Hey look who finally left his batcave. Done jerking off to your weird Japanese porn?"
>"Sweetie, be nice to him. It's his turn to pick a kino for tonight."
>"Whatever. It better be good."

How do you respond?

What are you doing in my house?

I scream loudly as I ripp off my dick with my own two hands.

...

>IT'S THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW!

I'd punch them until their faces are mush, then I'd slit their fucking throats and bathe in their blood to regain strength, then I'd just chop up their corpses and feed them to my pigs

>uh idk what do you guys w-wanna watch

Look around me and make sure it's just them, run to the door, and run to the elevator. When I'm in the elevator I dial 911 because two strange women have entered my apartment and I don't know how dangerous they are.

"I dunno, that new Christopher Guest flick just dropped on Netflix, how about giving that a gander?"

>we want to watch this user

Wot do?

Now say that out loud and think how forced and retarded it sounds.

>"The kino I choose... is Family Taboo Episode 15!!!!"
>*rips off jorts!*

Wait till the older one leaves then tickle the younger ones feet

I respond by shitting my pants and getting mommy to change my stinky dipeys while my sister watches. That'll teach them.

whip out my cellular phone and call my parents to tell them I've been kidnapped again.

Not as forced as I was with your retarded mom last night!

This is like 15 year old who's trying to fit into Cred Forums for the first time.

Fuck this board

It's called hentai, not porn! REEEEE

tell them I have something even better

>calling it hentai
>not ero-manga and ero-anime
REEEEEEEEEEE

>he doesn't understand post-ironic edgeposting

Get out of my house you freaks.

Fucking white people, I swear.

can anyone else imagine a grown ass man sat at his computer typing this sentence out

i can

It's October, so probably something like Casper or Hocus Pocus

hey bich gibe da succ lol

Turn around 360 degrees and walk away.

>mom and sis want the dick

we need more western incest and lactation porn. bonus points for good acting/dialogue to make it seem believable and super hot

>your supposed sister saying that shit in front of your supposed mom
>not even blinking at the remark

Completely ruined the immersion there OP

>western incest
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