"You're all Rebels, aren't you?"

>"You're all Rebels, aren't you?"

I admit when she asked this, I actually answered "Yes" out loud.

Yes, Jyn. I am a Rebel.

Idiot, her name is Ira Belle. Inb4 /r/eddit.

Just saying "inB4" doesn't immunise you from being called out, you have to actually explain why it doesn't apply. You redditor.

why is the main character a FUCKING BITCH again

what a reddit thing to say

Hopefully pop feminism will kill disney star wars.

>Jyn

Another character named after booze. What were they thinking?

Thinking something like Jan Ors, but more subtle.

what was the other one?

DUDE I RABEL LMAO

My face when I've realized based Mads won't be an imperial or a sith.

What a waste.

Qui Gon Gin

cheers

He is an imperial you dip.

I want to harshly spank her rebel ass for defying the Empire.

>Call sign?

>Rogue. Rouge One: A Star Wars Storyâ„¢

Literal fan service shit.

>Title of movie mentioned in dialogue
>This means it's fan service

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>rebellions are built on hope
>oh but of course! so true!

I can only hope this is just shitty trailer editing

Those are obviously two different scenes. First one's in some big conference room or hanger of sorts, while the second one is in a vehicle of some kind.

TIL Daisy Ridley almost missed her audition because she couldn't find her other boot. She ended up going barefoot ....and got the role!

another british bimbo that can't act worth a shit. you're supposed to be the professionals, what happen?

He is... an.... IMPERIAL, you dubmbhist

lol this is Cred Forums. I'm Anonymous. I ain't gotta explain shit, shit. Now go back to Readdit and try and not get downvoted, fag.

>It's a DUDE I REBEL LMAO episode
>It's a blind guy with a stick takes out a squad of trained armed stormtroopers episode
>It's a Vader b8 episode
>It's a WHAT ARE YOU, A MYSOGINISTIC CIS WHITE MALE episode
>It's a waste of Mads/ Mads b8 episode
>It's a cartoonishlyforced diverce squad of heroic absurdly able misfists episode

Disney star PG13 wars death when

>diverce

Skipping school to funpost again?

Is this the fucking pasta we're going to be stuck with for the next year?

>what happen?
Someone set up them the bomb?

It's a glib facsimile of last years vintage tbqh.

Foot fetishist.

no, I'm just a slav/german/tatar

We get signal.

That fucking face Ip Man makes

Main screen turn on

I wonder if the Rebellion dentist droids can fix her massive overbite.

How are you Gentlemen?
All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

all robots are designed with pristine notions of beauty and would never dare to ponder such an action

She literally has the skin of a 90 year old tibetan woman.

I DON'T SEE IT

What are you doing donnie?

To each his own. This is all I see:

Why does Disney have such a hardon for women with British accents?

Is the British accent supposed to make her sound "exotic" to American proles? Is this really how stupid Disney believes Americans are?

lmao

do you realize that this is the first movie where the main characters are new???

That's something I like about this movie, something fresh.