By the way, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL!

kek/10

season 1-3 jennifer aniston for sure

underrated as fuck

It's only happened once to me, but that's because it was like 90 degrees out and I biked about 4 miles to get there.

>tfw no prime Courteney Cox gf

Rachael was an insufferable cunt. She started out fine. Just a spoiled QT who didn't really know how to live in the real world, but the second she got her job at Bloomingdales she became a bitch nearly all the time. By the time she set in motion her breakup with Ross, she was truly loathsome.

By the way, Ross is 100% right whenever he says "we were on a break".

this holy shit. Masters of the Universe Courtney was best Courtney

Vulome

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this is the same person

>it's not that common
premature ejaculation
>it doesn't happen to every guy
couldn't get it up
>it IS A BIG DEAL!
he had a small peen

i wonder how many will understand why you said that

Ross blown the fuck out

> I KNEW it!

Could that show BE anymore funny?

So who objectively won Friends Cred Forums?

>Jennifer Anniston
Doing mediocre comedy films, still moderately hot in her mid 40s. Received massive Would Fuck points for coming out on top of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

>Matt Le Blanc

Is currently doing JUST Gear in the UK. Managed to secure $2-3M contract so still earning the money for cocaine and hookers

>Matthew Perry

Full JUST mode

>David Schwimmer

Currently hiding as a director in London, might be doing ok but certainly nothing amazing. At-least he's not embarrassing himself

>Courtney Cox
Was on Cougars but her surgery has left her unemployable

>Lisa Kudrow

My sister says she was a small part on Girl on the Train. Apart from that she's JUST

They were all on a million per episode so they're all winners desu

Well they are all super rich, but holy shit did Matthew Perry get fucked in his old age

What happened to that godawful CBS remake of the odd couple?

Steven Tyler looking good.

Still on, I think.

Bloated from alcohol abuse, if it werent for that he could have just shaved and dyed his hair and he would have looked great.

He was also addicted to many other things

I never thought of it that way holy shit.

Was she worth the trouble?

That's what happens when you're dating 8/10 women or higher.

So much fucking drama. Beta orbiters, people approach her in bars, other women get mad because she's pretty, she's always wondering if she can "do better", her ex looks like a hugo boss model etc.

>Was she worth the trouble?

I'm currently in the quad digits when it comes to fapping to her, so I'd say yes.

>Was she worth the trouble?

I reckon so, although Ross did pretty damn well with other women too so maybe not.

>storylines that were so bad u actually wonder if it was canon and not a dream sequence

you literally can't defend this

>Rachel spends an entire season getting wet over Joey
>When they finally hook up she instantly "cant" and breaks it over with him

It's clear that she was just fucking with him the entire time as a power play. It's what women do.

is that Paul Allen?

>Matt Le Blanc
Had a warm dinner, so he's the winner in this.

I take the Raymond...

What went wrong?

I'm not even memeing right now, what in the FUCK went wrong???

Too much plastic surgery.

On a break means she can talk to however many guys she wants but if you talk to a girl she will dump you

Well yeah for him.

Imagine getting your first high school crush years later, the Staciest of Stacys cheerleader.

But instead of sour grapes and her hitting the wall she just got hotter and you're banging her. It's the equivalent of dating your waifu in terms of endearment.

What the fuck did Rachel see in Ross anyway? I never really got it.

Or they realised that they were ending the show and had to abandon the storyline.

Imagine if Friends were playing for the first time now and all the hideous social media memes there would be about #WeWereOnABreak #TeamRachel

$

Yeah I would definately cuck myself in that situation (my break wisdom didn't just come from Friends user). Especially in the 90's when porn was less substitutible for real pussy

Yup, PhD's in paelaeontology earn $$$$$$

No, wait.

>tfw starting to have trouble getting it up with girls these days
can't tell if it's because I'm getting old, fapping too much, stressed as hell, or that I feel no emotional connection with them anymore

Rachel was a fuckin moron and dumped ross because he got one letter wrong. Rachem was obviously sposed to be Racehl what a stupid WHORE

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Money is not enough imo. Is it his supposed status as a academic? Or is it just Rachel justifying her one stupid actions after the fact?

He's from money, his dad gave away a Porsche

I guess she settled.

But Ross was 7/10, and he loved her more than anything so she got a nice deal desu.

same. age and excessive fapping will do it to you. also painkiller and alcohol abuse.

not to mention the anxiety caused by the last time it happened

>tfw it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

>that joey face in the background

Maybe some sort of psychology from going from being desired to being second place to asian tang but in reality Ross wasn't Chad enough for them last as long as it did in the show

>ywn have a rich 7/10 jew love you more than anything

;_;

Rachel's dad was rich too.

No wait did she fall for him before Julie?

this or

Now THIS is what I didn't get

Yes. She was a sweety at heart.

Turns out all women tell the same lie to guys

Reminder that Phoebe was repeatedly raped as a child and a pimp gave her Hep by spitting in her mouth

Courtney Cox then
Jennifer Aniston now

Aniston won big.

At one point in the 00s she was the most bankable actress in the biz. Her romcoms were huge commercial successes.

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Cringekino

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Someone post that masterpiece of journalism where some tumblr critic complais about how Chandler is an awful misogynist and racist but Joey isn't because he's hot.

I assumed Chandler had always suspected Ross has problems in Bed and now he has proof.

Nah. They both got told the same lie by girlfriends, like everyone does.

It's implied that Chandler and Ross had a '''thing''' in college and Ross had the same problem

>It's implied that Chandler and Ross had a '''thing''' in college
wut

>It's implied that Chandler and Ross had a '''thing''' in college

man, leblanc must have fucked literally tons of chicks during the 90s.

he's a pretty attractive guy

How many hot dinners did he eat though?

Rachel unironically made me hate women. What a horrible fucking whore bitch.

you were on a break you piece of fucking shit

i don't get it

is this a line from friends?

Rachel was always a piece of shit

Monica was the best girl out of three with Phoebe being a psycho

Gimmick goes that Le Blanc's first purchase with his first paycheck was a hot meal, him being a starving actor before

How many cars did Courtney buy?

Just goes to show how much personality means in men.

At his best Perry was way better looking than LeBlanc but obviously women love the one who is portrayed as a playboy instead of the funny gay guy. Same with How I Met Your Mother where women who watch it want to be used by the faggot playboy even though he is the worst looking guy in the show.

Monica feels like the girl who will sit on your face and tell you to clean out her asshole and then spank and mock you when you haven't done a good enough job.

She got wasted and tried to help her husband get off to crocodile porn

Best wife

Shark*

ah I see. thanks for the fun trivia

LeBlanc is a legit good looking guy tho, and was (and pretty sure still is) pretty fit.

Plus he seems like a really nice guy overall.

He liked sharks, but crocs were all the video store had

He couldn't walk her home gently

Chandler > Joey > Ross > Monica > Rachel > Phoebe

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Chandler>Joey>Monica>Ross>Rachel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mr Heckles>>>>>>[POWERGAP]>>>> Phoebe

Did you not see The People vs. OJ Simpson?

Schwimmer was pretty good there. I don't think he won anything for it, though.

>hating on mr heckles

Are there even any great moments in this show that don't involve Chandler/Joey or a side character?

Matthew Perry is going to be the face of Nintendo NX INFA 100%

I remember one episode when she talks about liking when guys are really into something
Probably after a slew of low-int Chad types she started to think negatively of them, so switched to an autist who plays with dinosaurs

Wasn't implied that Ross was "gifted"?

>Joey was an Italian Catholic
>Joey was circumcised

Anyone else have a problem with this?

I never understood why everyone thought Chandel was gay all the time, he just seemed like a cynical guy to me. People think I'm gay too though so I wouldn't know.

You sound gay to me m8

well he did come up with "got milk"

I got halfway through your post and I was already imagining you sucking a cock while typing it out.

Did you like it?

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>Monica
>4

Is he implying that he faps? I don't remember Klonoa being hot.

All Americans are circumcised

If Monica was Jewish, how could she come up with a realistic foreskin supplement?

Did Monica see all of the Friends dicks at some point?

Ross was her brother, so I really hope not

She would have seen him naked as a kid. And they drunkenly made out and fumbled at that party.

Everyone's very proud of you user

Oh yeah, the testicle story

>Ross was her brother, so I really hope she did

this, i think everyone apart from the characters in the show know that they were on a break its just fuckin logic

>every women ever thinks rachel was in the right when she was clearly in the wrong

Women were a mistake.

Because seeing your relatives naked is the biggest sin you can do...

...in USA.

Not American but what my sister and I did when naked was sinful as fuck

What did you do?

Cocaine and intercourse

Primest Cox coming through.

youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

You're unhealthy.

>reposting literal Facebook memes on Cred Forums

>By the way, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL!
I always thought that this was some reference to her letter where she wrote about how special she/their relationship was

but this makes so much more sense, thank you

and now this makes sense too, it never did, I thought it was just a funny line or whatever

I've seen all episodes 2-5 times btw.

That's Americans for you.

>being so retarded a fucking FRIENDS joke goes over your head

That's not the hair slave leia had. Fucking rachel can't do anything right. Probably hasn't even seen star wars

she was a hot woman in america im sure she got her fair share of uncircumcised dicks

No wonder her parents hated her

Facelift, most likely. It's very weird why people get it, as it makes them look like uncanny-valley dwelling reptile people literally 100% of the time.

Jen has always been the winner. And, t b h, all of them did fine, they made plenty of OK to decent shows and movies. It's not like they need to work, popular tv show actors make incredible money since they have more leverage than anyone else in the world.

He full on says that he did it randomly when he was 19 to impress a girl.

Fun fact this episode is so censored in the UK unless you've watched it uncensored it makes no sense. Monica and Joey are dealing with a "problem" but they dont say what it is

>uncut dicks
>in amurica

Any plastic surgery apart from liposuction and nose and boob jobs are just Hollywood memes.

>He full on says that he did it randomly when he was 19 to impress a girl

Wait wut

>Fun fact this episode is so censored in the UK unless you've watched it uncensored it makes no sense

Oh ok. Yeah we had this a lot. They also cut the one with the free porn altogether - and this is the episode where they reveal that Phoebe is having triplets. So she goes from pregnant to "lol three kids" with no explanation whatsoever

>some men honestly care about ejaculating early
I do it when I want I am not interested in her experience beyond that.

Exactly how fucking cucked is UK? You censor Friends?

shark fetish

>Fun fact this episode is so censored in the UK unless you've watched it uncensored it makes no sense. Monica and Joey are dealing with a "problem" but they dont say what it is
This, it took me until my late teens to get it and even then it was like "ehh, I guess circumcision makes sense but not too much wtf".

Channel 4 (UK carrier) cut about 4 minutes out of every episode to fit their ad break timing, and in several episodes thy cut more. To the point that certain episodes - such as the one where Phoebe is dating Alec Baldwin - just don't make sense.

Friendly reminder that there was even an episode of Sex In The City about one of them being amazed/disgusted when faced with a circumcised cock for the first time.

You're not getting any uncircumcised dicks in New York, unless you're fucking foreigners.

I think you mean uncircumcised. It's one of the most retarded thing about the US and that's saying something.

Fucking disgusting.

Yeah I meant uncircumcised. No idea how I wrote that wrong.

kek looks like Cher in the thumbnail

HOT DINNER YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTE MEMEING PIG FUCK

fuck them both, vapid, vain,spoiled and selfish cunts, grew up with a silver spoon in their mouths and complained about shit, this is NOT how most people live thier lives, most people struggle to get through days and that's why Chandler was the best character, not Chandler but Matthew Perry, who played in Birds of America, he is a real dude.

Sex and the City is a tv show. In real life average woman has actually had several uncircumcised dicks even in murica.

heh Matthew Perry went from a "non-conventionally handsome" to "weird looking"

Lame

>Sex and the City is a tv show.

So is Friends.

More like attractive to fat drug addict.

I have no idea why the mainstream media pretends cumming early is a bad thing. Most girls take it a compliment to their appearance and skills (lol) and most of the time you can go again quickly and last much longer, which makes the overall experience great.

And it's MUCH better than not being able to cum at all btw.

>be handsome actor
>get typecast as a bad actor due to playing a handsome bad actor and then choosing some stinker movies
>years later get another tv show
>where you're playing yourself as a marginally less bad actor who's an asshole instead

His legacy will always be "that guy who was really good at pretending to be a guy who's bad at pretending".

>in jew york of all places too

>And it's MUCH better than not being able to cum at all btw.

I was put on some meds once that had a list of potential side-effects like dampened sexual appetite, impotency and whatnot. I fucking wish it had made me less horny. I was stuck being regularly horny, but I simply couldn't ejaculate unless I spent an actual hour-to-hour-and-a-half non-stop jerking it to the most on-the-spot porn. And when I say non-stop I mean non-stop. If I stopped to take a breather it was back to square one. If the porno climaxed at the wrong second I was back at square one, due to having to find another video. It was living fucking hell, and there was no way I was having sex while I took the meds.

meanwhile, all shrinks go

>IT'S NOT THE MEDS

Cons:

She's not Rachem

It ain't even about that. If you are unable to cum during sex with your gf, you're in trouble. She takes it personally and gets anxious which makes it even more difficult to finish. Then she tries to finish you somehow but it doesn't work because if you could finish you would have done so already until you tell her to stop trying and she gets upset and you have to try to make her feel better even though you're the one who didn't cum after an hour of effort.

>and you have to try to make her feel better even though you're the one who didn't cum after an hour of effort

STOP this hurts to read, it's getting way too personal now

>not loving Ross

>She takes it personally

that's not even true, it's a generalisation and if I was with a girl this stupid to begin with, then fuck her.
So don't sweat it.

I like Ross. But I don't zone out as soon as he starts talking about his "boring dinosaur stuff" and shit like that.

If you're with a girl who doesn't take it personally it's because she doesn't care about you. Which is fine, but I was talking about a gf type scenario, not a random hookup.

But Barney was much better looking than ted or marshall

Only because he didn't dress like a manchild

Btw this is one of the few things about sex which improves over the years with the same girlfriend. By the end of our 5 year relationship, she'd let me put on porn and fap furiously into her mouth when something like this happened.

well, probably you are a superficial idiot who is only attracted to empty stupid people or jsut a bitter edgy teenager. But there are girls who realise what's going on and, as the other user said, rebound on the next round.

Gum would be _______

No, you're just getting fooled by the character. There's a reason why he's typecast as the weird nerdy twink.

No he still looked the best in that episode where they all wore suits.

The other two look like they're permanently made for playing stoners in a college movie.

He's an alright guy, but bitches way to much about the most inconsequential things when his life was measurably better than most. Chandler, Joey, and Kipp for life.

Marshall looks better when he's all fixed up

You mean NEVER? Dude's always scruffy.

>By the end of our 5 year relationship, she'd let me put on porn and fap furiously into her mouth when something like this happened.
Damn I can't imagine why that ended

hmmmmmm which one doesn't belong....

The one with the filter

;_;

>Seagull and NPH are in full, vibrant color
>whateverhisname is dull, washed out and blown up to proportions that are way too big for him

I like this pic.

Friends was a girl show.

Watch Frasier you fruitcakes.

West coast niggaz plz

>coconut head got that reverse vitiligo
really makes you think

Who /Russ/ here?

Who //Russ// here?

His penis was on a break

Wtf was the point of Ursula? Her scenes always just confused me as a kid and now I don't think they are very funny especially considering how much work they had to put into them.

courtney was the hottest/cutest in 'masters of the universe'

come at me bro
come
at
me

Season 1-2 Pheebs > Season 6-8 Monica > Season 2-4 Rachel > Monica at any other time >>>>> Rachel at any other time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pheebs at any other time

so much fucking werd
so fucking much
the indecisiveness, the fucking 'let's take it slow, but not really bullshit, i don't want to play games, but for me it's okay'
fuck
fu
uuuuuuuuuuuck

PIVOT

desperate attempt to try and give Lisa Kudrow more screen time

His penis was PIVOT

Because Lisa Kudrow played Ursula was on Mad About You, another NBC sitcom set in NYC. So it was something of an in-joke that they ran with.

What went so, so right?

I had no idea about this. That's pretty stupid.

from the thumbnail I thought it was pic related

Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt star. You can see the poster on the wall of the NBC boardroom in Seinfeld when they go in to pitch their script.

I'd still let her spank me to be honest.

Same.

Am I the only one triggered by the fact that OP's pic can't be from that scene because Rachel didn't wear that sort of hairstyle way until season 10 or so?

her daughter also has great tits btw, she showed them on Californication

How many times did you see the series user?

>you will never be the meat in this mommy/daughter sandwich
JDIMSA

>Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt star.
can't imagine why I've never seen it

More that they were in Monica's apartment when she said it and that's not Monica's apartment.

I bought the full dvd set when the show ended and watched it completely probably twice, but most seasons up to like 5 times.

I had this problem recently. I solved it by paying a 10/10 scort to fuck me a full day.

How much is it?

when a girl wants to "take a break" it means she found another guy she wants to bang/see if he might be better then you and/or is breaking up with you and wants to string you along a little while longer as a backup.

Ross did nothing wrong.

What was so unattractive about Janice? I could see how people could be annoyed by her voice, but everyone acted like she was some horribly deformed woman when she was in no way worse than any of the main girls.

m-milky?

It wasn't the worst thing ever. If you're looking for a decent 90's era sitcom, you could do a lot worse.

Richard Kind was a main cast member in something? Picked the fuck up

Now that I think about it I fucked a chick who looked a lot like her this summer.

She was engaged, what a slut

Good point, that scene is clearly from Ross' post-Emily apartment

Those are some ugly faces. Susan at least had the huge tits to ride to fame, but her daughter isn't attractive or stacked enough to be famous.

the daughter has lovely tits family

troll: the post

>What was so unattractive about Janice?
The voice and her mannerism.

I think he was the wacky neighbor, but its been so fucking long since I've seen it. He was also in Spin City as one of the regular cast.

>but her daughter isn't attractive or stacked enough to be famous.
you are fucking retarded.

jew

Kek, is that a wide-screen cropping issue, given that the show was shot for 4:3?

Holy shit, she's Susan Sarandon's daughter?

He's just reacting the fact that Ross called Emily Rachel.

I couldn't find a decent screenshot from that scene other than Chandler's "I KNEW IT" without scrolling down on Google. So I chose this one.

Both at her best. Monica was great marriage material.

He's hot now too

>Monica was great marriage material.
With the exception of no children.

She still probably could have, with difficulty, with anyone except Chandler.

>Fun Bobby arc
>Janice arc

Any other good secondary character development arcs?

He is actually a good deal for a woman, yet single. People don't know about your insecurities at the first glance.

> not realizing he's the best character by now

>tfw you're fun bobby

touche.

That episode after the break up with Richard were pretty depressing.

He couldn't lead his men into combat.

Why did everyone hate Mike? He was one of my favorite recurring characters

I want to kill that smug piece of shit.

>tfw it's a rachael's nipples are poking through her shirt the whole episode episode
>tfw grandma is sitting right next to you

He seemed to be the only non-degenerate character on the show. I liked the character quite a lot.

I guess the gif doesn't do the scene justice, looks like a cropping mistake here, like Joey, the priest and the girl in the red dress aren't supposed to be in the picture

Oops

He was too good for Phoebe.

>Cumming too early happens to literally every guy at some point.
so does not being able to get it up.
we are not machines, if our body is tired so is our cock

>Boy, I’m glad I wore the big belt today.
>Five minutes ago, a line like that would’ve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman.

What did she mean by this?

Phoebe and Jack are having a coke-fuelled BDSM session in Monica's bedroom. Phoebe takes a huge line of coke after dinner, and Jack decides she needs to be punished. At which point the lines you quoted are said.

And that is why he made her preggo.

youtu.be/yY3-i_IxaZ4

For her.

>mistaking Ross with Russ

You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.

>Women trying to shame men for impotence.
>Something that actually is fairly common.
Should I start shaming women for being on their periods?

I don't get it.

Underrated post

>Received massive Would Fuck points for coming out on top of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

what a fag comment. do you read gossip feeds?

>He doesn't buy his own groceries and marvel at tabloid covers while in check-out.

Try it, see how far that gets you.

Not since they stopped printing the weekly world news.

Can't get any lower than I am. Besides, I thought women were into assholes.

Hello "nice guy".

I'm really not a "nice guy" at all.

Klonoa threads on Cred Forums get lewd

I don't get it.

How many of you watched Joey solo show?
It was okayish imo, bot sure why people didn't watch it and it flopped big time with shitty audience

terrible post

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If it had been Joey and Chandler it woulda been a worldwide number 1.

Rachel is a qt cutie pie.
Ross is best friend funniest and got to be with his waifu.

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>dat hairline
JUST
At least it has sort of stayed in the same place for like 15 years now though.

Dat body unnff
>mfw when brad left this for spooky skeleton.

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The plastic surgery. She's like 90% artificial.

>4 weeks without fapping
>gonna have sex tomorrow
I feel like i'm gonna cum way early

And he fought in World War II.

But they already did an episode where Chandler had that problem

Then fap

How is she still so hot?

His fault really. He got what he deserved

Justin Theroux is one of the few men who can somehow pull off a shitty hairline

The problem is I don't feel like fapping right now and I'm also afraid of not being able to cum thanks to fapping one day earlier

No one cares about your blog, you big faggot.

>I don't feel like fapping right now

Thread, you know what to do

Its not so much an in-joke as it is Friends and Mad About You occuring in the same universe.

Ursula Buffay was a character for years on Mad About You before Friends even aired. Phoebe Buffay is her sister, and a lot of the cast of Mad About You guest starred as their same characters. The Friends even go eat at the diner from Mad About You in one episode.

she was a no good stinking kike that's what

Why would a sock have any kind of experience?

So no one told him life was gonna be this way.

Web Therapy and The Comeback are pretty good, so I don't think Lisa Kudrow did as bad as Matthew Perry or David Schwimmer

There was also an another rachel
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/friends-replaced-rachel-in-an-episode-and-no-one-noticed-a6732801.html

Susan wasn't stacked until later

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Bumping this for fapping purposes

>she was a no good stinking kike that's what

So were Ross, Monica, Rachel & post-marriage Chandler.