Calling it now, this will bomb catastrophically and kill Disney's Star Wars ambitions in their infancy

Calling it now, this will bomb catastrophically and kill Disney's Star Wars ambitions in their infancy.

Go ahead and screencap this, it will literally be the final nail in the coffin and if I'm wrong I'll rape my own mother.

It won't through

Just like The Force Awakens was a massive flop, right

Cred Forums is always wrong

everyone is going to see it just so you rape your mom now

was this part of your plan all along

My 14-year old nephew, who grew up on a subsistence of Star Wars since he was 4, who has seen every movie at least 5 times, who played every Star Wars game he got his hands on, who hates books and constantly reads Star Wars novels, just told me today that he's not interested in Rogue One.

Yeah it will probably bomb, but it won't kill their ambitions. They might rethink doing all of the non-main story movies that they were thinking about, though,

>Star Wars
>Ever bombing

you are understimating all the breaindead mouthbreathers around the world that are Star Wars shitters.
They are the same as lobotomised Marvelcucks. No matter how shit the movie will be, they will go watch it anyway.
It will make $1bn at least.

Can someone explain to me why, after casting a female for the lead in Force Awakens, they felt the need to cast yet another female lead in this film?

>only two white people in the entire poster
Why is being white "bad" these days?

because it's [current year]. expect a female lead for every movie from now on.

Better lube up your mom now.

Guardians of the Galaxy will kill marvel for sure. Capeshit is finished.

Because you touch yourself at night cuck

I don't care about that. I care that they're all the fucking same.

>Leia, Padme, Rey, Jyn
>Sassy, early 20s white brunette

You mean 3 white people out of 7. And one of them is across the half of the poster.

Are the next proof that only dumb white people argue about their race?

It's not going to bomb, but it won't make as much money as Disney would like. It doesn't matter though, R1 isn't a "make it or break it" movie like TFA.

I'd rather wait another year to see Darth Vader, Xwings, and Tie Fighters....

>two azns
>an arab
>a black guy
>a beaner
There's only two white people, user. And one of them's a woman.

And?

even if it did bomb, it won't. It would only kill the prospect of other spin off films.

THIS JUST IN!
user'S NEPHEW DOESN'THE WANT TO SEE ROGUE ONE!
STAR WARS IS FINISHED

And you were wrong.

That's because he's growing up

He'll get back into it in college where it's cool to be a nerd

I know because all my friends did the same shit

>if I'm wrong I'll rape my own mother
Will you at least record this for us to watch?

Looks like you're going to jail then, dumbass.

Darth Vader is white

Riz isn't an arab, he's Pakistani

I thought the shooting scene looked like a cheap toy commercial

Star Wars is no longer a "nerd" thing. It's as fucking mainstream as The Fast & The Furious now.

This will do well. Perhaps not as well as TFA but it will far from bomb.

Were you alive in the 80s? It was always fucking mainstream

I will give that the 90s content was more underground though

I mean more in the sense of the "cool kids" being into it

Lol Cred Forums is literally always wrong.

With such actions at stake, perhaps you should define the terms? What exactly do you define as 'bombing'