HEAD LIKE A FUCKING BELLEND

You get used to it.

And then when it's been years since you saw him, it's the first time again.

For like the first two Pirate movies I thought the guy with the fake eyeball was him

This the thread aye?

That's Mackenzie Crook who played Gareth in The Office. He actually copied his accent in the Office from Steve.

>ORANGE

Pure Chemo

i guess so

>remix of the theme

DROPPED

Michelle Keegan eh
Would have a go on her outer rim

I would absolutely LOVE to ejaculate inside of Michelle Keegan.

>Ferdinand's mental challenge will be having to colour in a picture without going over the lines.

>this Smerch banter

O fuck this feels like XFM

>"Celebrity" Crystal Maze
>Starring Rio Ferdinand and Some Other People

goggle eyed freak is destroying

I dunno if I like this style of snark in crystal maze.

keegan should do all her challenges in her underwear

is that too much to ask?

ARBITRARY

>that cameo
>mind yer head Josh
I like this so far

that was a puzzle for retards

even I could have done that quicker

It doesnt feel as good in hd

>rio

kek

I'm pretty certain they're just using the place in London that's been open to the public. I went and done it with my m8s a while back. Good fun desu.

Yeah it is, you can see the office roof tiles lel

it doesn't look quite right

you can see the ceiling ffs

What a fucking moron.

>women

>In Aztec times this was Call of Duty

I know. Nothing does... when will they learn.

HEAD LIKE A HOLE

>sorreh

lol

Oh god this is an embarrassment.

More or less exactly like the original, then.

did they wear uniforms like this in the originals? looks like a chelsea third kit

>We're done.
Only two games?!

>people have become retarded since the last series

PROBLEM HOLE

Holy shit she was awful, just trying the same shit over and over again

Fuckin glad I don't own a telly now lads.

Feel I would be REEEEEing My bollocks off.

BOW DOWN BEFORE STEPHEN MERCHANT
YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE CRYSTAL HOME

I forget just how fucking long adbreaks are.

I know it was great, i was worried they would get competent people and ruin the spirit of the show.

I think Rio might be the smart one

look at his fuckin head

unknown 90's yuppies > > > > > > > > """"""""""celebrities"""""""""" from the year 2016

He's no Alex Zane.

Oh come on Rio for fucks sake. This was on the fucking original version.

my sides at rio

Oh god we're going to get this sort of bollocks for every zone aren't we?

This. I hate how every fucking gameshow now has to be a celebrity version. They're generally barely any more fucking famous than a member of the general public as it is.

>simply plug a few things in
>Rio fucks it

Oh no
It's retarded

A fucking 8yo could have worked that out

why cant michelle just get her tits and fanny out for cancer

>they didn't realize it was colour coded
Fuck me

the internet's busiest goggle-eyed nerd

Fuck me, most of them could do with doing a challenge where they gain some height.

As long as Keegan hits the showers and gets a clue.

Cox on suicide watch after being ousted as a Brexit voter.

I'm just pleased Rio managed to figure out how to get in and out of the challenge room DESU

>literally just a number 5 on the wall
>Let's come back to that one.

Are you fucking kidding me?

He took 5 seconds to open the door kek

anything other then bikini pics of her?

Michelle Keegan is fucking ridiculous

almost makes me want to get my life sorted and get a gf

There was a picture of her tits floating around a while ago, but was never confirmed as you can't see her face.

found karls twitter

twitter.com/theGeekJay/status/787752144342544384

kek I bet sir alex coached him on how to do doors by himself

yeah thought as much. ta anyway lad

What's worse is that absolute melt Mark Wright gets to chuck it up her fanny.

I hate james corden

She's a married woman now

>There was a picture of her tits floating around a while ago
Was she in the bath or something

pbs.twimg.com/media/BHCnS7kCUAEzVvp.jpg

Get your shit together Amy, the rules are there for a reason

>balding
>beard
>glasses
>star wars

Nu-Male is mad Steve tapped Atwell

Devon BTFO!
Will it ever recover?

This is way too lit to be medievil.

underrated

Steve is just the right mix of likeable and unsexual for this.

those are some fine baps lad cheers

that choker is dirty as fuck

>Steve calls it insultingly easy
>she still needed help from the team

He shaved his head for his role in new Wolverine movie.

He's doing the same role as the bald guy in X-Men Apocalypse. Too bad they changed the actor, the other guy was Egg Man from Snowpiercer

>lets hope not

funny guy rio

Mumsy!!!

>Mumsy
Oh boy here we go

Oh shit, Mummsy!

just chin her and steal the crystal

B

>She's just a woman we found going through the bins

I'd still throw one in Mumsie

just fuck already

Oh man that's a girl I would lick pussy for. Not that there's too many girls I wouldn't. But man if she could advance my career I would eat it all day. Happily.

>2L bottle of diamond white

as a pansexual feminist alcoholic, i am offended

>Rio
>Puzzle
Oh dear.

...

I'm going to need a stiff drink by the time this is over.

Why have they done this to my show

2nd England Manager joke

we shouldn't be teaching black people how gears work

IS the video of Rio banging that slag on holiday in his West Ham days with Frankie Lampard still online?

>Rio has to stop and think whenever Stephen asks how many crystals they have

>steve wont stop asking him

Reminder that Steve went from a virgin in his mid 20's working at a tin pot radio station to a celebrity starring in tv shows, hosting game shows and banging hot actresses. If he can make you can too

>he got 6 confused with 7

Where can I watch this?

>he actually answered wrongly

Watched Widdicombe's stand-up on Amazon, he's no Stewart Lee but not too bad. Relatable stuff.

>Steve asked him again

>Welcome to the Crystal Meth

I think his sitcom is ok

oh my god what a fucking idiot

"Sexting didn't exist, you had to go over to the girl's house and show her your boner and if she was Australia that was a hell of a trek"

Oh my god, he got a good joke in, someone at C4's editorial's getting fired.

This guy is a fucking mong

YOU LYING SWINE

It was alright, yeah. Jack Dee was pretty good in it.

What the fuck was that?

Yeah the girl is cute 2bh

Btw that guy has a wooden leg

>I know, for a former Radio 1 DJ, a knock on the door can be terrifying

NICE

Plastic and metal mix.

>that Radio1 joke

>Walks into the same laser twice

she is the daughter of jennifer saunders and ade edminson

wooden brain as well

Fuck we need more Steve on telly

BANTER

DOME TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

I didn't get it.

i miss the days when total cunts would leave their teammates behind

Nonces

they're all under investigation by the police for noncing

>Gives them an extra crystal
FIX

That's what they got for being shit.

it's gonna be like the kid's edition when the give them the prize regardless of how shit they are

yeah but you dont run the maze for the prizes

agreed though

3RD ENGLAND MANAGER JOKE

They were really rather optimistic when they made that holder for the crystals.

settle down sam

>not realising that the best Dome tactic is to have one guy who filters out the silver tickets

>only £25,000

So basically like 5 mins of match time when rio played for united.

Why are channel 4 so stingy?

what did you think

Pretty good i thought

>It would have been more but Channel 4 spent all their money on that bloody cake programme
Top zozzle

>5 mins of match time when rio played for united.
Pretty sure you're overestimating how much he earned at United. That would put him at £450k per match.

Could have been a lot worse.

Top show. Would like a full series with non-celebs but I can't see it happening.

Father Ted on More4. It's the hairy hands again.

I think Steve kind of said he wouldn't want to commit to filming loads of episodes in the UK, since he might be about to have a decent career in hollywood films and producing TV show and shit.

They need to find the person who thought The Crystal Maze needed stand up comedy and fire him. Out of a Cannon. Into the Sun.

Prime Sara Cox >>> Michelle Keegan

>implying he played full games
>implying he wasnt injured for most of the season

>445 appearances

>mfw I'm doing the experience in November and I'm team captain

just remember the challenges from the program, problem solved