RLM Best of the Worst: Parole Violators, Future Force, and Geteven

He's not on the discussion table, that's what I meant.

>>almost kills his career
Yeah how will they ever recover?

>man touching a woman, eww this is getting yucky

-Jay The Gay, 2016

>Colin

Did they sit on this for three months?

>making youtube videos
>"career"

o i am laffin

>no AidsMoby in the discussion

I have friends again :-D

for one evening :-(

Enjoy your shift at Taco Bell, faggot.

Max Landis is headed there sometime this month, (if he's not already there) so we'll have another Neil Breen review to look forward to by the end of this month or early next.

What did Mike Stoklasa mean by this?

kys max

THICC

>projecting

I'm sure your youtube channel will take off any minute now, soon enough you can quit your wagecuck job and become a full time grocery hauler

>it's a boring canadians episode

Is the bearded canadian Autistic or does he literally not give a fuck about anything.

he's canadian

No Landis, no watch.

His humor is just really dry. How anyone can like Mike but not Jim is baffling to me.

Rich has really lost weight, those diets are really doing him good, mike will soon be the only fatty left

>Rich has really lost weight,
He really hasn't though.

because when everyone else is laughing, he's staring off into space facing away from the rest of them.

his belly used to be twice as big as mikes and now it's just almost the same size

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!

>Americans in charge of not dressing like clowns

Okay. Why does that trigger you?

>no jay
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Jay about to leave the room at the titty scene right before someone broke the awkwardness

#JayTheGay
#GayLetterMedia

>muh fanfic
Why are you RLM autists so pathetic?

We're you're friends, user.

Mike looks like he's being forced against his will to be a part of the discussion. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with him?

Because it is really really obvious he is stoned and has trouble piecing his thoughts together, due to the drugs.

Okay.

So?

Jay has the best outfit, except for the long white socks.

Why are they all wearing their shoes?

>bearded canadian has dyslexia
Man, that was painfull. Why let him read a box if he cant even do it properly without melting his neurons

He just wants to go back having sex with Jessie and count his Patreon bux

Because they're at an office and not someone's house.

>no Shin Godzilla review
Aw

they are american

Oh no, it's those other dudes. They're worse than the bald and fat one

Why would they review a new film on Best of the Worst?

There's not going to be a new HitB before it is out of theaters. I just don't see it happening.

How do you know that?

Mike Cucklasa
Jay La Twink
Rich in Cholesterol

RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, Cred Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

Bullshit

They have reviewed films that were not in theatres

They even reviewed Stranger Things

Because I am not an optimistic person.

>From the hack frauds that brought you Space Cop!
Why does anybody care what they think about some 80s direct to video movies?

Says the guy critiquing critics on a Venezuelan Fart Porn Site.

Because they're entertaining.

The thing with the new Plinkett is that it's not about the new Star Wars, it's about Mike. You see, he's obviously having some sort of middle life crisis and made this video for an ego boost: "I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!" "TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!" "millenials BTFO!" You will start to realize some lines in the video like "I AM the internet" may not have as many layers of irony as you thought.

It's the reason why a fat, balding man was the only one to point out the supposed lack of sex in the film, as he lacks sex himself (ED or Jesse simply doesn't want him physically anymore) and projected his crisis into the movie. Other youtube reviewers didn't notice this, because they can easily cum with their gfs or porn.

He is feeling old, and can't properly critize TFA because it makes him feel the same way he felt as he watched A New Hope for the very first time. He'll leave the movie alone but make fun of younger fans who are just having fun (like the guys in the convention), presenting them as obssesed fanboys, while the Ring Theory segment ironically exposes him as an obssesed nerd who has probably seen every Star Wars film 50 times or more.

He became George Lucas. He became Plinkett.

>L-look, guys, I posted it again! And I'm not projecting at all!

e-celeb cancer

fuck off shills

>anyone talking about anything that I don't personally have an interest in is a shill!
Nice delusion faggot. Just ignore the thread.

You don't actually believe RLM pays people to advertise on Cred Forums.

There are people here that actually believe RLM is paid by Disney to give Marvel movies mediocre reviews and to call The Force Awakens a scam. The level of idiocy in these threads knows no bounds.

just let him be

he is an obsessed retard, he has been doing it for years

The small guy is fine, the other one is really boring.

holy shit RLM-babbies BTFO. i don't even care if this is pasta.

>Boo hoo he didn't call Rey SJW propaganda The Pasta

Mike has dry humour, bearded canadian guy has no humour at all.
He doesn't find ANYTHING funny. Once in a while when everyone is losing their shit he'll after a while chuckle along for a bit to try to fit in, but it's pretty obvious he doesn't find it entertaining.

i think they really captured rich as a fat tub of shit in the op image

>manchild nerd Mike thinks the word "nomad" comes from Star Trek

unbelievable

sauce?

Kill yourself.

It was pretty funny seeing Mike finally chimp out on the videos with his bare hands.

>29:04
What did Mike mean by this?

>Rich and Collin stare at eachother
>cuts to them on the phone
kino

youtube (dot) com

why is Mike blowing kisses at the hairy canadian near the end?

I don't even need to rewatch the video to say no and you're autistic.

>boring
He has extremely dry humor and I think it's great.

37:15 or so they even zoom in on him while they're joking around and he just looks miserable

Does Rich have an iPhone 7 Plus now?

>what is irony

>LOL I find it so hilarious when Mike looks miserable

>WTF I hate Jim because sometimes he looks miserable

Jim's joke about dying while nasturbatimg is like getting caught by everybody was GOAT, 2dry4/tv/

its his wife's

he is not allowed to own a phone

Maybe Scarlet FuckMyCuntsen? I couldn't piece it together, really, but that could be due to my autism.

>I spend my time making up pointless and mundane fanfic about internet personalities
Literally what the fuck is wrong with you?

That nigga high as fuck.

K buddy.

>mfw NOBODY has refuted this

>RLM
>the people who made space cop
>shitting on other people's incompetent vanity projects

???

When Mike does it it's usually intentional though, Jim very often just seems like he doesn't want to joke and just wants to get it over with.

>You can't have an opinion on anything if you can't do better yourself
Nice meme, bro

go to bed, gilcrest.

RIP Jesse desu my famburgers

I mean if they hadn't done it at all I wouldn't mind. But they literally made a garbage vanity project. You don't get to criticize people for doing the same thing.

I thought it was pretty funny.

>You don't get to criticize people for doing the same thing.
Maybe you should email them and let them know they're no longer allowed to express their opinion because of some imaginary rule you've invented for them.

He was just joking. Chill the fuck out.

>You don't get to criticize people for doing the same thing.
why not? AVGN did a shitty movie and also talks shit about other people's work, who cares

>You don't get to criticize people for doing the same thing.
But they did.

>You don't get to criticize people for doing the same thing.
lol who the fuck cares what you personally think they should be allowed to do?

they did it ironically

Mike = Rich > Jay > Colin > aidsmoby = Jim > wizard

Jim usually looks bored or wants to go home but will occasionally have a joke.

Aidsmoby is generally a downer and contrarian but at least he has some input.

Wizard is obnoxious faggot. I'd rather Max Landis be a regular

Are you trying to imply that Space Cop is a vanity project? Who is Space Cop a vanity project for? Rich Evans is the lead and he didn't write, direct or edit it. Mike is the second lead, but his character is an imbecile.

I don't think you know what a vanity project is, user.

Mike, Rich, Jay and Jack is the best line up
they all offer something different to the discussion

They've also repeatedly refered to how bad space cop was. They don't think it was even a decent move in any way.

>Jack
No

one day Mike will get too fucked up, way after retiring, and use diapers.

Jay will ask the nurse to let him change and bath him because he wants to be with his friend. He might do a "let me wash his body" impression and joke around. Mike will look even fatter and balder than he is now. But Jay won't be sad, oh no he won't cry, for he will convince himself they are both doing it ironically.

Web shows are officially recognized as television now, so any web series is allowed on Cred Forums. That includes RLM episodes.

Otherwise House of Cards any any Netflix original series wouldn't be allowed on here either.

Jeuss Christ why are RLMfags so pathetic, obsessive, and embarrassing?

I just need to mention Colin is like 44 and was working on professional movies before Mike / Jay had released a complete movie.

>was just watching old BotW's

My week has been made.

Jim is good. He's dry even in contrast to Mike, which is really dry.

You just NEEDED to mention that? Congrats. What am I supposed to do with this useless information? Hope you feel better getting such a thing off your chest.

Okay. So?

I'm sure it's a joke.

Like Kid Sand Airbags

I don't find the Wizard very funny. But at least he's not a total pleb like Mike or Rich.

Him and Jay vibe well on reView seeing that they're the only two w/ taste

>little girl is implied to be getting raped
>"this is hilarious"
>guy goes to rape the mom
>"eww this is getting gross"
What did Jay mean by this?

God just stop dragging Jim along. Are he and Colin a couple or something? Why does he come down if he's just going to sit there looking like a fucking zombie?

He couldn't even read the box right.

>Why do people have friends?
I'm sorry you're so lonely, user, but other people have friends that they enjoy spending time with. Perhaps someday you'll understand.

>gay canadians
worse than aidsmoby

pass

Are you saying you're the shit friend that doesn't contribute to the group?

I'm sorry to have wasted your precious memory user

He looks like his mum drove him to the show, it blew my mind he was 44

he hates large breasts being fondled on camera

We all knew Jay has patrician taste

>Mike jacking his little white dick to interracial while playing Black and Yellow on full blast mid video
what did he mean by this?

>AVGN
>talks shit

What? In his Monster Madness videos, all he does is sing the praises of his favorite horror movies. Now, if he were to make a shitty game, that would be another story.

you sound triggered tb h

>make completely pointless observation
>gets asked what the point of observation is
>"lol ur butthurt"

You have a point.

But they do point out things that are in movies that are objectively retarded and shouldn't be there, though.

>richs laugh

if you can tolerate that then you can fuck off right back to plebbit

Nice pasta

>replying to pasta

Oh boy it's a fat slow drug-fucked boring ugly humorless stoned Canadian faggot episode. Lucky we also have the repulsively timid pathetic skinny extremely rarely funny Canadian faggot to balance things out.

>He can't tolerate Richs laugh
>>>/reddit/

tl;dr anons project their insecurities onto internet funnymen who dont give a fuck

>Jack and Rich confirmed on stream that drunk Jack and sober Rich just do nothing but hose on Josh and Jay in the new BotW for Halloween

are these words

>Jay starts talking about italian horror directors
>Oh here we go with his arty fag bullshit
>Josh becomes irrationally angry

I can see it now
Predictable as fuck

2016 Halloween BOTW set picture.

THat's...not really what they said at all.

Rich said that he "pwned" Josh and Jay about some movie they disagreed on. Considering that Rich is a smug asshole that always thinks he's right, it stands to reason that whatever his opinion on the movie they're talking about is going to be stupid and Jay will be rational and make sense.

so this is the power of Patreon, huh

that's a scary skeletal

I want that juicy Rich meat

I find it hard to belive that Rich will fit one of those chairs

>they have three of the same cameras
>colors still shift when they change angles

Yeah I expect higher production values from my cheap comedy web videos.

>Jack
>Josh
Halloween is ruined

Mike - Hes the leader of the bunch. You know him well. Hes finally back, to release a review. His Plinket reviews, they release in spurts, if you watch one, it's gonna make you laugh. He's bigger, fatter, and stronger too. He's the first member of the RLM crew.

Rich - This RLM members got style, so listen up dudes. He can change his laugh, to suit his mood. Hes quick witted when he needs to be. He can play a video game, or watch other people climb up trees. If you choose him, you'll not choose wrong. With a skip and a hop, hes one cool RLM.

Jack - He has no style, he has no grace. This RLM member has a funny face. He can act like a clown, when he needs too, and stream his Shitty games, just for you. Laugh to himself, just like a bamboo. This crazy guy, just digs this tune.

Jay - He's back again and about time too. And this time he's in the mood
He can observe really well with his beer buzz on. With his beard grown out, he's got one hot dong. He'll make you smile when he re:views and 80s movie. But shitposters beware 'cause he's after you.

Beard fat - Finally. He's here for you. It's the last member of the RLM crew. This guy is so fat, it isn't funny. He'll make a user cry out for mommy. Star in a review with relative ease, making enjoying RLM seem such a tease. He may be fat, he can't jump high, but this crew, is one of the Shitty guys.

This is the most autistic, unfunny shit ever. Kill yourself.

Lmao what does this even mean?

This is so autistic, I love it

fuck yeah new best of the worst

It not rhyming makes it even better.

(You)

I ain't paying to watch this crap.

Someone please send Jay some ankle socks

No thanks. I don't give a fuck how other people dress because I'm not some autistic obsessive faggot.

>there will never be an all-animated movies BOTW with Andrew Chesworth as their guest

Wonder what Mike said about Colin that they had to censor it.

I dunno, I think this episode was rather weak. All the movies really blended together. The second from the right canadian dude really didn't want to be there and was a waste of a spot.

This, it seemed to gain quite the reaction.

>that brief second of joy when you see theres no jack or fatbeard on the table

who is this girl

>t. rich

Considering they're in Wisconsin I 'm surprised they're still wearing shorts at this time of year. Unless they filmed months ago.

I dress exactly like Rich. Is that bad?

depends on you being fat or not

I am not. 145 pounds and 6'0"

>not wearing a full suit to watch terrible movies in the comfort of your own house
fucking plebs

Devastatingly accurate and irrefutable. ESPECIALLY the last paragraph.

>"I invented the star wars reviews posted on youtube!"
Yeah, this turned me off to the review. Plus for the first 50 minutes he's rambling about shit. The pacing was all wrong.

I'll avoid using good or bad:
>plain T-shirt
>dark denim or some synthetic fiber
>"rugged" sneakers, probably w/ goretex somewhere

At 145 lbs and 6'0" you just end up wholly unremarkable. Especially if you have short, office-worker regulations hair.

Going all dark or all light doesn't work, unless you're playing with tones and textures like lunar core does. Wearing a jacket doesn't do anything. Wearing shoes that are their own distinct entity also doesn't help, because then you're just that guy who wears converses/jordans/adidas/whatever.
Shoes are a pain in the ass, but anything that matches your belt and doesn't clash with the pants is fine. You can get some decent levis that are just varying colors from grey to black which works fine with any pants color. They're something like $20 a pop, which is pretty good since you don't need more than two.

Anyway, /fa/ is mostly trash so don't bother with them. The only thing they get right is that changing the intensity of clothing matters more than color. Color is basically awful because you can't do subtlety at all.

Or you can just go dadcore because slacks and button-downs do work.

hey look everyone it's this faggot again

find something to do with your life, mate

Clearly what's actually going on here is RLM has incited your nerd rage by giving an unfavorable review to something you jizz your shorts over and so you now play Plinkett pretender and throw the same sort of cynical 'critical analysis' back at them. The difference is that your analysis is amateurish and hilariously pretentious, and also you've chosen a subject to 'review' that makes you ten times as pathetic. These are strangers on the internet. Stop being such an intensely autistic person that you feel you have some kind of authority or prowess for getting at the heart of what makes them tick. Your pop psychology is simply nauseating. If you don't like their content, don't watch it. I think the truth is you're butthurt that no one gives a shit about your opinion.

You know what's more pathetic than armchair critics? Armchair critics critiquing other armchair critics. Seriously, stop being so embarrassing.

>2 separate Star Trek mentions by Mike

What is his deal?

Dadcore from cradle to grave, motherfuckers.

He's trying to get Jay to kill himself

2/5 of that gang is Canadian and they're both dressed even worse.

colin is /fa/ as fuck

Why is Jay so cute?

Rich Evans might be an opinionated, prissy, self absorbed, whiny, intolerant, loud cunt of a man...but when you hear his laughter, all your problems go away.

Mike loves the bearded canadian

A deal's a deal, user.

pls post headswapped jay and mike

That sort of behavior is aberrant.
Make a note of that autism-chan.

What he said was:

"Everyone react like I just said something horrible."

>non-halloween botw 2 weeks before halloween
Will they still do a Halloween episode this year?

read the thread

no

then fuck off

Are there any cute screenshots of the squirrels?

got any fashion advice for people of color?

Not one.

NOT ONE PERSON

NOT ONE OF YOU HAS NOTICED THAT most of them move their legs to cover erections when the bathtub scene comes on

Lawn clippings eh? Well I guess it's cheaper than fake lawn or green carpet.

Neil Breen delayed the release of Pass Thru so they probably wont do that with Landis

You did, user. Because you were looking at their dicks for some reason.

>for some reason

You weren't?

>Lawn clippings

That's actually really smart and I bet they got them all right from Jack's farmhouse with it's bigass lawn.

Why is Jack buried with his head and hands sticking out of the ground?

Did they kill him?

Who is going to be on the Halloween BOTW? Please just Jay, Mike, Rich, and Jack. No Beardfat, or add a fifth chair and bring back Jessi. Wanna see how thick and tight she can get.

I would take the Canadians a million times over Beardfat and Jack (though I don't even really hate Jack that much, it's mainly Beardfat I can't stand).

>jay chuckling at rape and child rape

What a lad.

It's so sad to see that only Jay gives a shit anymore. re:View should be renamed as the Jay Show at this point. He was in 8 eps out of 9 total. Guess Mike is making enough money now that he doesn't care about anything anymore. Remember the skits they used to do? Rewatch the ending of Hunger Games HitB episode, if you don't.

Rich never even cared to begin with, he's an obnoxious fuck and a thin skinned loser. Jack is a good guy, but he isn't an employee of RLM, doesn't take a dime from any of the projects except PreRec, and faggot manchildren hate him for no reason, so why would he care?

It saddens me that their fans are gonna catch onto this whole 'we're not putting in any effort but you still eat this shit up' trend and RLM is gonna end eventually. I just feel bad for Jay, he doesn't deserve it.

>That fucking face

Jay is going to become the next great cult schlock director after he gets rid of all this dead weight.

I was too busy with my own erection

>tfw still haven't been able to watch it because I slept all day after a Saturday night coke and pussy binge and now I have to catch up on shitposting

Worst episode ever. AIDSMoby is so annoying, and why is Beardfat such an SJW? Did you guys notice that Jay has physical aspect and Mike is drunk and physical aspect? Rich Evans laughed. What a shit episode.

>somebody spent 6+ minutes thinking of and typing this down

It's like a grandma trying to rap on late 80's public access TV. I like it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

>waste the entire weekend waiting for this shit
>it's released when I am at work
Fucking RLM shits.

>getting erections around other men

>He hasn't had a cheeky wank with his m8s

What are you fucking gay m8?

Surely masturbating with friends could be seen as a gay act?

Hmm.

That's....a really bizarre conclusion to jump to.

>everyone hates RLM's skits
>RLM eases back on doing skits
>user complains that they don't do skits

>he hasn't seen every star wars 50 times or more
nigga I've seen them a gorillion times

How so?

>Member of crew has big lawn
>Need lawn clippings
>Ask member of crew for lawn clippings and don't have to pay for mulch

This isn't rocket science.

This post is brilliant.

They used to do more elaborate skits back when Half in the Bag was pretty much the only thing they did. Now they have multiple other shows they're working on concurrently taking up their time as well. Anyone that says they've gotten lazy has literally no idea how time consuming video production can be, especially when it comes to editing.

It's literally the straightest thing a man can do. Have you never played triscuit with your friends? What about Crab Cock?

Or they could have gotten lawn clippings from literally any lawn that any of them happen to have and mow. It's not like it's a ridiculous amount of grass. It's a pretty small patch.

Actually it is, your lawn would have to be quite large or overgrown for you to collect that many clippings laid flat. Do you even own a house with a yard, kid?

>RLM used to be way less lazy than thy are now back when they only had one show and only put out a video every three weeks
Do you faggots even listen to yourselves before you make your shitty posts?

That's a lot of grass breh. I have an acre and my cut grass is nowhere near that much when cleaned up. Also Jay lives in an apartment with no lawn and Mike and Jessi's lawn is small. Source: I stalk these people over the internet because I have no life. No idea about where Rich lives.

>there's some faggot on Cred Forums that's actually arguing about grass clippings

This is the jim episode. He should team up with mike for something

That's drawn by Disney animator, Andrew Chesworth as mention. Love the caricature in this as it's practically perfect and accurate. Especially Jack.

>Get proven wrong
>Y-Y-YOU'RE A FAGGOT!

Vote Trump amirite?

Canadians are faggots and so are you. Stupid fucking thread like I care about grass.

>Canadians are faggots

please be my ai gf

I'm a man you homo freak.

>wearing a suit ever

Get the fuck out, poorfag.

this

jim is lowkey hilarious, best RLM friend after the mikerichjay triumvirate

>Implying

kys

>wizard in 3rd place
>jack in 2nd

i love this picture

Mike is the funniest motherfucker on the show, fuck you

I'm starting to understand why Beardfat grew the beard.

People beg rlm for new plinkett reviews fucking daily. Cred Forums couldn't wait until a new one came out. Supply and demand.

rlm steal grass from my lawn all the time. i want it stopped

He could decline when they ask him to come on botw. He doesn't.

why couldn't mike save him?

rare pic of jay as a lad

BotW is my least favorite RLM. Unless it's Wheel of the Worst

...

That sasquatch is far too tall to be Jay.

Gilchron is in every way the most disgusting human being I have ever seen on my life.

If there is a jumpscare in it, I will go to Milwaukee and I will have my revenge.

He was already sad at that time

>implying canadians aren't the best part of every episode they're in

Who is middle person?

all living canadians are tereibble except shatner

Jay before he lost his shins killing fiddy men in the war.

and ezra levant

based juden

COMFY FRIEND SIMULATOR

>Murdered his wife
>Even worse wrote and directed Star Trek V

Shatner is pretty bad.

>Star Trek V
>bad
no sorry

>Murdered his wife
is he, dare i say, our guy?

Get the fuck out. It's literally the worst Trek movie.

>slim Mike
Unreal.

...

>Canadian Jim is about the same height as Mike
>he is listed as 6' 1''

Does this mean Mike is also 6' 1'' or thereabout?

>Jim listed as born in Scotland

Does this mean Jim is uncut?

Just because he isn't a wagecuck and does something he enjoys doesn't mean you need to lash out like this user.

Stop with the jokes jay is too pure for this

>mike not first
>jay not second
>rich not third
>wizard not dead last

Kys

rlm would be so much better without mike

RLM wouldn't exist without Mike and you'd never know who any of those other people are.

to be fair, rich is bottom tier

the canadians come before him, but you are bang on with mike and jay

I still remember when Jay was new and unpopular.

>you will never have mikes children
>you will never see his glorious cock
>you will never have him stroke your back and kiss your forhead while saying sarcastic jokes about the shitty movie you both watched on your date tonight

Why live?

That's the face you make when you shart a bit and just go "fuck it" and shit out the whole liquid stool.

>no SJWizard
thank you based god

unlikely

To fantasise about all those things?

>Why live?
Yeah you should probably kill yourself.

>>you will never see his glorious cock

There are pictures of young Mike running around naked as a joke.

Maybe you can ask some of his failed filmmaker former friends for a copy.

>Mike

Giving me a boner.

Even better. Make it so.

What's all this fawning about Jay?

You didn't like him back in the day

Why is Jay the only normal looking one there? Guy next to him looks like he sniffs bike seats. The woman looks like she'll rip off her cock with her mouth. The guy behind her is so small he's like a haemoculus, the man(?) next to him looks like a mix of different clichéd people while the guy(?) next to him looks like that video game youtuber.

>Jim is 46
JUST
U
S
T

>You'll never taste that juicy Shaq meat

Jay isn't in that picture.

Look again.

Anons here are jealous that he got handsome and they're still shitty, ugly, antisocial fatsos that are just like Rich but wish they were more like Jay.

that one Jim joke slayed me

>it's like you get caught by everybody
>quick cut

Different user but no Jay is not in that picture.

Yeah. You can pull off red clothing much better than white people can.

I meant Mike. I'm knackered.

>behind the scenes video has just been released showing jessi in the discussion of the halloween episode for highest level patreon memebrs

>my life is so empty, I make up phony, pointless, and mundane behind the scenes stories about my friendship simulator e-celebs

Wow, she looks great.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

says the cuck who takes everything seriously

What's the joke in the post?

What is supposed to be humorous there?

This post is the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess its poster hasn't felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. He exists as a polyp upon the colon of Cred Forums, satiating himself on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "RLM") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

He's an insecure, lost, rapidly aging shitposter who silently believes he could do a better job of making film reviews than the professionals in the industry. Yet he lacks the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry he's obsessed with. He chooses instead to fuck around and post uninspired pastas well into middle age.

He's an awful, awful person. I've met thousands just like him, and the last thing we need is for people like him to gain any (You)'s for their shitposting.

Please, Cred Forums, do not aspire to become anything like this poster. His is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope he disappears and hotheaded anons stop replying to his posts. Perhaps that would force him to do something productive with himself.

No mike? :(

>re:View should be renamed as the Jay Show at this point

It essentially is at this point. Mike decided not to appear in anymore re:View episodes after Jay stood up to him last time.

>Mike decided not to appear in anymore re:View episodes after Jay stood up to him last time.
Going to need some source for that.

I'll wait.

>MUH IMAGINARY E-CELEB DRAMA
kys

What is the name of the beer they're always drinking with the cow on it?

Spotted cow by New Glarus

>talking shit about reviewbrah

Wtf? I hate RLM now.

Apologize

I HAVE WVERY REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS REAL

I wanted that fat fucker to do Galaxy Quest.

I'm sorry. I'm very sorry that you're autistic enough to spend time making a photoshop Patreon image in a pathetic attempt to create some minor e-celeb drama. Perhaps someday you'll have something worthwhile to live for.

:(

it's about time

>TFA is a decent film because of MY contributions!
But see, that's partially true.

sup Mike