It's a Truman goes on /sci/ and argues about the hard problem of conciousness for 2 hours to feel like he really exists...

>it's a Truman falseflags as both sides in a Cred Forums thread and ends up arguing with himself episode

>The episode when Truman got a copy of The Sims

>It's a Truman doesn't want to throw out his piss jugs because he's starting to amass a decent collection of them even though his room absolutely reeks of piss episode

>It's a Truman starts cumming pink jizz but he's too scared to see a doctor or look up what it means on the internet episode

>It's a Truman is too scared of the dark to get out of the bed so he pisses himself and lies in his own cold urine soaked blanket until the sun rises episode

>it's a Truman is fapping way too much as he's not letting the sperm develop properly, Truman shouldn't be worried he just needs to lay off but if it the problem persists after a couple of weeks of no fapping he really does need to see a doctor episode

>It's a Truman feels an intense burning in his urethra after edging for a week and finally exploding episode

>the episode when the producers got rid of Meryl's dildo after Truman discovered it and secretly started using it. So Truman frantically searched for anything phallic shaped to sate his need to stimulate his prostate when he couldn't find the dildo

>The season where Truman checked himself into a psych ward and spent most of each episode staring at the drain in the middle of the floor and contemplating suicide

>it's a Truman buys GTA V when it launches and plays it every day with Marlon for a month episode

>it's a truman can't escape his severe loneliness and day dreams all day of a different reality episode

>It's a Truman builds a gaming PC and buys a shit load of games but doesn't end up playing anything episode.

>it's a Truman sneaks into his neighbor's backyard late at night to let the dogs fuck his ass episode

>it's a Truman binges on adderall and stays up for two days and masturbates until his penis bleeds episode

Thanks, Christof

>It's a Truman starts posting in a Truman thread about his own life and becomes extremely paranoid episode

These episodes keep me awake at night

>it's a Truman goes home during his lunch break to use the bathroom because it's hard to closely inspect his poop at work due to the fact that they have automatic flushers that flush when you kneel down in the stall

>the season when teenage Truman started to develop unusual feelings for his mother

>it's a Truman gets a weird red-colored skin rash between his inner left thigh and left testicle due to poor hygiene habits episode

>the infamous story arc where Truman's toilet stopped working so he started shitting in tupperware containers until they lined every wall of his house and eventually avalanched trapping him inside and he had to call the fire department

>It's a Trumans parents start sleeping in seperate bedrooms when he's 10 and still do to this day episode

It's a Truman stays up smoking cigarettes while examining the .357 he had bought earlier that week episode

How do you guys come up with some of this shit?

>The one where Truman caught his dad looking at gay porn and blackmailed him for a PS4

my dad keeps a tape of the original broadcast

It was a hell of a mid-season cliffhanger.

>It's a Truman spends several hours in the bathroom staring into his own asshole episode

you know I'm growing to hate the Truman threads on Cred Forums more than I hated the Pest threads.

You don't see Pest threads much anymore because of what i and a few other special individuals can do. with computers.

Catch my drift OP?

jock itch.
Get clotrimazole asap

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>it's a Truman wants to ask the girl he is interested in to hang out with him but knows the moment he does his world will become a bit more complicated, she will either say no and he'll end up embarrased and looking like the total loser that he is to the acquaintances that know him and the girl or she will say yes and he'll find a way to make her lose interest and end up even more depressed and awkward around his few friends, but there's a chance that things will work out and he would feel even worse if he stayed with the doubt of "what would have happened if i asked her out" forever episode

That Truman sure is a loveable piece of shit

>Truman desires a modest & devoted girl, but pleasures himself to depraved doujins on exhentai

>It's a Truman posts as NiggerStomper1488 on Stormfront episode

>It's a Truman makes empty threats on an internet forum episode

if you are such a brilliant fucking computer wizard you ought to go after the idiot using the bot to post 'cunny' threads

hide the thread then faggot.

Oh come on now, Truman posting is harmless. Porn threads are far worse

thanks senpai, gonna look into it

>The season where Truman fucked his cat to death and hid it from his parents until the whole house smelled like death

>It's a Truman goes to the store and is helped by a qt pregnant worker and he can sense that she likes him, but he just goes back home to jack off to pregnant gangbangs

Wow user ur so cool bro

Not him and I already did
I sent the info to the mods and they didn't do anything and then I posted it and got a warning for requesting a raid(even though I wasn't)

Is this really on that level though? Truman posting doesnt warrant such extremes. Now Brendanposting...

fucking hates those episodes.
Also the ones when he rejects women that are interested in him because he is too autistic to handle real relationships.

>its a truman watches training day and decides to smoke PCP episode

>it's a Truman goes to the store some month later and finds out the qt worker had a black kid episode.

I really, really hate those episodes

>It's a Truman pulls a bank job and has to shoot his way out episode

I want to fug a preg and she's a qt why am I a bitch

>it's a truman becomes depressed over his weak chin and nonexistent jawline to the point where he hardly goes outside anymore and is seriously considering suicide episode

>masturbate twice yesterday
>my fucking frenulum rips

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>it's a Truman spends over an hour carefully picking and downloading amateur porn from xvideos then starts skipping over the videos and and when he faps he cums in less than a minute, he feels ashamed of himself and deletes all the porn he just got episode

Oh i know those episodes, that one girl is still a background extra he says hi to every once in a while, i'm pretty sure Truman could walk up to her any time, he won't tho, the bastard

What's the "hard problem" of consciousness?

>it's a truman plans a mass shooting and searches for details how to get away with it on Google but backs out and forgets about it episode

Nice thread, reddit.

>It's a Truman sticks a pencil up the ass of the class gerbil and it dies episode

Go make a thread on /sci/, the like discussing it

I lost

That is the most horribly cropped image I've ever seen.

Just looking at it makes me angry.

>It's another herpes flare up episode

>it's a Truman remembers than one time he was walking with two girls to the bus stop late at night and they started talking about how they masturbated using euphemisms but he didn't understood what was going in one until they explained it to him episode
than they must have though Truman was a permanvirgin. Who the fucks thinks "fingerland" is a real tv show?

>It's a Truman shits in the shower episode

I don't know. Man, if only there was a way to find out...

>It is undeniable that some organisms are subjects of experience. But the question of how it is that these systems are subjects of experience is perplexing. Why is it that when our cognitive systems engage in visual and auditory information-processing, we have visual or auditory experience: the quality of deep blue, the sensation of middle C? How can we explain why there is something it is like to entertain a mental image, or to experience an emotion? It is widely agreed that experience arises from a physical basis, but we have no good explanation of why and how it so arises. Why should physical processing give rise to a rich inner life at all? It seems objectively unreasonable that it should, and yet it does.
Sounds like a bunch of BS to me. Rather than a hard problem, it sounds like it's actually a bunch of smaller questions on the practical nature of how we process things.

I believe you are confusing "how" and "why".

"Why" can mean two things, "from what cause" or "toward what ultimate goal". Which one are you using?

fuck these r/Cred Forums threads

>Why should physical processing give rise to a rich inner life at all?
Neither. It's more of a "why do we experience reality in the first place?" You kind of have to begin assuming there is no ultimate goal, and that we already know what causes it.

>"why do we experience reality in the first place?"
Yes, but does that mean "What causes us to experience reality in the first place?" or "for what purpose do we experience reality in the first place?" The answers, as I see them, are in order, "extremely complex physical processes" and "So that we can survive better".