>and remember: there's a rubbish bin on your way out
mfw
>and remember: there's a rubbish bin on your way out
mfw
>usher tells me to throw my trash in the rubbish bin
>I put it in the refuse bin
I dont even pay for an entire ticket
me and a bro go halfsies on a single ticket and then lets the other one in through one of the exit doors leading directly to the theater
take that AMC u thieving cunts
>he buys overpriced popcorn and drinks and then thinks he is the winner by dumping it on the floor
The theater is laughing all the way to the bank.
literally next to the door in the screening leading to the halls of the complex
why are people like this?
>and remember: there's employees who need to earn their minimum wage
hey, they could be out of a job if i wasn't shitting up the theaters
That's what the reminder is for
Does Cred Forums actually purchase food and shit at the theater? Are you all incapable of sitting still for 90 minutes without stuffing your fat faces with oily shit and sugar-water?
>he doesn't watch movies with candy
This isn't funny, I gave to clean that up despite it not being my task. ..apologise now
no. i hate you
>Oi, you cunt! I said put your pop pop corny cappers in the wheelie bin or we'll revoke ye single viewers license.
>Throw my trash all over the theater floor
>Some dude gets paid to pick it up
I'm a job creator
>Theater charges $10 for a small popcorn
>You buy it
>At the end of the movie, you spill it on the ground
>Theater pays some pimply-faced high school loser minimum wage to clean it up
The theater doesn't care about your mess
>he doesn't fully enjoy his movie-going expeience
Talk in that fake bullshit way again and you're dead before you hit the ground.
Why are movie theaters the stereotypical high schooler job anyway?
Isn't it a secret code amongst kinophiles to throw shit all over the theater if a movie is bad?
>tfw you cover the arm rests in poison ivy
I fail to see how paying $15 for junk food I could have at home for $3 adds to the experience
>Sneak a 6 pack of beer into the theater
>Buy a popcorn
>Throw my cans all over the floor
>Piss in one of the cans so I don't miss any of the movie
I used to bring 2 40s to every movie but I stopped doing it because they were kind of hard to piss in. With a can you can punch a bigger hole in the top to give yourself some room
Love you too bby
LOCK THIS GUY UP, JESUS FUCK
There is a big difference between cleaning a bit and having to get a fucking shovel to take everything out.
Nice excuse to be a fucking pig though
Best was when a big group of bros and I went to the movie theater to watch a boxing match they were showing
>Everyone snuck in beer, and we had a couple handles too
>Snuck in a bunch of chicken wings
>Seats were covered in vomit and chicken bones at the end of the night
>The movie theater never showed boxing again
>rubbish bin
It's called a trash can, you fucking faggot.
Some britpop gots his charlie coffers in a twisted wanker
Jesus, we need a purge