It's a Truman sits in the dark and contemplates killing himself and thinking if it would really be better than what he...

>it's a Truman sits in the dark and contemplates killing himself and thinking if it would really be better than what he has now.

Really thought they were pushing it when they decided to narrate his thoughts.

>it's a truman signs in to Cred Forums and discovers it's just reddit episode

>its a Truman caves in and faps to trap porn

I think he's been spending too much time on Cred Forums

>It's a Truman wishes to be young again and get off for the first time to a cute trap

>It's a Truman ate Taco Bell and spends the entire episode on the shitter

Kill yourselves fucking faggots.

>it's a fucking idiot milking a thread because his postology skill is on par with the average facebook tourist episode

>it's a Truman feels a constant low hum of anxiety like something terrible is about to happen but dosen't know why episode

These episodes weren't comfy at all 2bh.

>it's a Truman gropes a young girl in a large crowd then goes home and faps without washing that hand all week episode

>it's a Truman met a nice girl and already wonders how he'll fuck things up this time episode

>It's a salty redditor in the Truman thread again episode.

I love these ones

Nice I'm 3 of those.

that's been my life for the last 2 years

>its a tourist pretending hes been here longer than the reddit invasion and not some honorary redditor only here because of reddits lies on /q/ making it so they could take over episode
nice

>it's a Truman comes across a thread with 0 replies and makes a shitty remark to the OP and feels self satisfied

>it's a Truman offers to babysit his neighbor's daughter but roofies her and fucks her while she sleeps instead episode

>it's a Truman shares pictures of his neighbors daughter on an anonymous image board episode?

>it's a Truman forgets to dose his neighbor's daughter's roofies properly and she ODs so Truman fakes her kidnapping and subsequent murder episode

classic Truman

kek

>it's a Truman poops into his hand while showering and throws it into the toilet episode

>it's a Truman misses the toilet with his poo toss

You just knew it was gonna be a bad day for him

>it's a truman goes to work sick because he can't afford to miss any more days, and while working tries to squeeze out a fart only for a bit of diarrhea to come out, so to block off the scent to his coworkers he continues to sit in his seat for his entire 9 hour shift, skipping lunch and piss breaks, but when he gets up after everyone leaves he sees a giant shit stain on his chair and feces begins to drip down his leg episode
I don't even remember how Truman got out of that one.

lel

That is literally my greatest fear

You aren't alone, user.

Everyone in Truman's office smelled it