Be literally the hottest sexiest female celebrity on the planet

>She is the hottest and cutest celebrity at the moment

Who's also a fucking literally who.

the other one is Micheal Bay when she got casting couched

She looks like cheap porn star trash. Not even an 8

She is also a fucking retard who believes in astrology

is she /our girl/?

She had to wash his car while he filmed her to get the role. He's such a beta he couldn't even stick it in her.
youtube.com/watch?v=_tqRyzTvNKE

Zack Snyder kino featuring Megan Fox as female lead FUCKING WHEN

A U T I S M

how does someone have the life skills to direct movies that cost a billion dollars to make but he cant wing a speech?

every woman believes in astrology

Dubs of truth.

>/our girl/

That would be Alicia Vikander or Emily Blunt

Doesn't she have leading role in the TMNT movies?

who do you think were here friends

>Vikander

She was top-tier qt in UNCLE, user, and you know it.

Plus, she's a great actress.

>Emily Blunt

This.

Can't box the Fox

her being your waifu blinds you
opinion discarded

kek

>he doesn't think Alicia a cute in UNCLE

opinion discarded

Should have been Wonder Woman, to borrow a from a Finnish friend of mine

At a first glance I thought OP's pic was Ariana and saw the first line "hottest sexiest female celebrity" and was triggered.
She looks and sounds like a 13 year old.

>right
>JUSTing your face
She's still a 9/10

sanford

She unironically looks better on the right

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Kek, sorta does

Michael got his payback

Based Fansadox
The other chick in that is modelled on Charlize Theron
Scarjo and Katy Perry are in the sequel too

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ayy meeting another Fansadox reader. Nice.
Fernando is the GOAT.
Apparently TC3 is coming out soon. Will be interesting to see which new stars will be in there.

Is the other one based Shia?

Wait, didn't she have a deal with her husband where she could fuck anyone she wanted while he couldn't?
Maybe the things she does with them don't meet her definition of "sex".

context?

such a generic body. how is this considered hot again?

meanwhile paris is hot as fuck

Believe it or not I'm the guy who originally posted that
Fernando is definitely my favorite
For some reason the new Fansadox thread got deleted on /t/

> megan fox
> hot

She's hot in that artifical, clinical sexy way hollywood keeps trying to shove down our throats - so as in she isn't hot at all.

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>I'm gay and annoyed that there aren't more beefcake threads

This probably is the only movie I watched where I thought she actually looked good.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1254974/Megan-Fox-Ive-slept-men-idea-night-stand-makes-sick.html

>I've only ever slept with two men and the idea of a one-night stand makes me sick

nypost.com/2011/06/29/i-had-sex-with-megan-fox/

>Shia LaBeouf admitted to having a fling with former co-star Megan Fox — while she was struggling to keep it together with then-boyfriend and future hubby Brian Austin Green

The Shia article came out after she said she had only slept with 2 people, so including him, it's at least 3. I would put the over/under at 12, if we're being realistic (that's very conservative for a Hollywood star).

wew. World's a small place.
>tfw the old thread on /t/ lasted for 3 years
At least we got /aco/ (tfw I made that one).

Heh.

I thought it was odd.
Remember not getting why people thought she was so attractive ages ago, but in recent times I've thought she was hot in pics.
I guess that explains it.

I need to watch this.

In 3D !!!

Those thighs though

ye, she shouldn't have had such excessive botox.
kate beckinsale made the same mistake.
they look great in still photos, but on screen, in motion, it looks completely unnatural. They can't even express emotion correctly.
I understand why kate beckinsale done it, because she's getting old, but a young girl like megan fox? that's just a waste of her natural beauty.

I love women like this. Women who accept their femininity and don't try to be equal to men. She admits that she can be crazy and retarded, that all she has to do to succeed is be hot, that she hasn't done anything in her career worthy of much praise, and that there's nothing wrong with that. She comes off as pretty crazy here, but also honest and self aware. I wish more women had this personality, I'm so sick of having to pretend that there aren't major inherent differences between men and women.

didn't she also have a "half open relationship" with that guy?

Whats wrong with that? Implying you wouldnt lick Ariana's pink butthole

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tbqh amber heard is the hottest hollywood celeb

who /MeganRain/ here?

this

this level of honesty is really rare

there are way better pornstars to pick from user

i just whacked it to angelika black in a scene with ample french kissing while fucking

Megan Fox was always based

If it wasn't for her being a Randian she'd be perfect

How much plastic surgery you rate she had by Transformers 1? She was smoking in that but now she's a fucking gargoyle .

I second this. There are legitimate reasons to dislike her and this is among them.

that and being a gold digging false accusing socipathic dyke

aging and kids

No, that was just an edit someone made on Cred Forums.

There is literally no source for that claim.

>Give me what's mine!

Was this her foreshadowing her attempt at getting alimony?

TOE THUMBS
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>doesn't show her rolling down her socks
>shows her socks rolled

You're gay.

I'm gay!

Did you know she's a big comic book fan? Is a fan of J Scott Campbell and the late Micheal Turner. In fact, Micheal Turner, after meeting her at a Con, based one of his characters (pic related) after Megan Fox.

SHOULD HAVE BEEN WONDER WOMAN

Think user ment at the time but he would still be wrong.

looks like 20 year older, with visible lots of surgery

>spic

>generic body
What does that even mean you horses ass?

>be literally the hottest sexiest female celebrity on the planet
i dont even know her and when i look at photos i agree not

Itt: mad tumblr whales and beta hamplanet orbiters

Except she was in TMNT which was a bay production. So obviously he didn't have that much of a grudge against her.

What shitty 2000's comic book art, I REALLY hope that guy isn't still drawing comic books these days.

>I love women like this. Women who accept their femininity and don't try to be equal to men
literally end your existence

Micheal Turner is dead. Died back in 2008.

why do pretty girls do this?

>dude its just a Cred Forums meme!

sure thing Brian

>It is reported that Megan is the one with the open privileges, and not Greene.

suggest.com/lifestyle/2367/9-celeb-couples-who-have-tried-open-relationships/#page=5

She promised she'd give all the money she got to charity.
So Depp donated the amount she was owed to a charity she'd supported in the past.
So she got nothing. And he's able to deduct the amount from his taxes.

At least her genes are hard to fuck up, so lets hope she makes babys with an alpha man

Well memed.

uhoh mad white knight or roastie detected

it's okay sweetie you can still play imaginary doctors and nurses in your head, but remember the man is always the doctor

All apart of her Objectivist masterplan.

meanwhile in reality a woman is going to be the next president

and they still have to get it handed to them unfairly

"here you go sweetie, tell the roasties to stop crying now please"

but in reality, where you aren't living, TRUMP IS PRESIDENT

HYUK HYUK WITH A MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE?!

user, Transformers was 9 years ago...

>I wish more women had this personality
I've met shitloads of girls that had this personality. It's usually the pretty ones.

>and they still have to get it handed to them unfairly
Hey, she talked her friend Donald into imploding the Republican party fair and square.

>tfw megan will never cuck you

You mean the pretty ones that were always pretty. You occasionally get pretty girls who used to be awkward or fat growing up and they still have some chip on their shoulder

>hollywood is run by jews
in other news water is wet

He was out of his element.

Based Jews

i agree op
she is perfect

Public speaking in front of strangers is a totally different beast.

Is she our girl?

That's not Kate Beckinsale or Alexandra Daddario.

EEEEEW 1/10 WOULD NOT FUCK

JESUS CHRIST I NEARLY PUKED

FUCKING DISGUSTING WOMEN

HELL IF SHE OFFERED ME A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO FUCK ME I WOULD SAY NO

nope

They got back together earlier this year though because Megan got pregnant again. Since she gave birth in august i expect them to split again early 2017.

Delete this.

Sauce?
And Fernando is goat

Total Control comic

How do I into Dungeons & Dragons?

Thanks m8
Is Danny Trejo there too

>literally the hottest sexiest female celebrity on the planet

Pic unrelated.

Not by name but that character very closely resembles him and I think Fernando said he based it him on Danny. The character fucks the protagonist and then pierces her clit with the pin of a police badge.

Good girl

I gonna reread the auctioned girls saga, maybe i can recognise someone
And thanks again

Meh. You know how when you look a super fat peoples faces , you can still see something of their actual human face? She s got that in reverse. That stub nose, weak chin ,broad forehead, no cheekbones , thin lips and weekly defined feature just remind me that if she would have stayed in texas, she'd look like this by now . Basically, she s only pretty because she s skinny, like amanda peet

No problem, user. At least my autism is good for something.
And as far as I'm aware Fernando only did the celebrity cameos only in the Total Control series. Although he based characters in other series on celebrities.

Where can i find these? Asking for a friend.

They are all over the internets and the torrents and so forth user, just google
There used to be a nice general about them on /t/ but apparently that's banned now

she can come to my country and have a nice promising career if you get what i mean

8muses or torrents. Or if you have the money, support the artists.

>Or if you have the money, support the artists.
Oh yeah, that too

>tfw Sex Wars 4 will never ever be released

Oh hey she has the retarded toe finger thing too, my wife has that for one thumb. It's weird.