ITT: Films that nobody hates

ITT: Films that nobody hates

Ugh I hate that film

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i don't hate it but every scene in the plane looks like shit

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I guess Kubrick just stopped giving a fuck, or wanted to make it look "documentary" style. It doesn't bother me too much

This

ha ha
W R O O O O O O O O O O O O O N G

obvious choice

I didn't find one part funny. If it weren't for the end, I would say it's a boring waste of time

At some point, I oughta make a "posters with actors' name but no actor" thread.

DUDE NO FIGHTING IN THE WAR ROOM LMAO

Shit movie.

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Shit
Incredibly mediocre

On Cred Forums? This one

shit

Forgot pic

Shit.

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I knew I was basically inviting contrarians into this thread. All of my other threads never take off though, so i tried being controversial lol

if you want upvotes, reddit would be a nice place for you lol

Don't want upvotes, just discussion

I really didn't like this. I found the old guy hanging himself to be a very cheap

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lol

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So far this.

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>"Mein Führer...! I can walk!!"
line for the ages.

anyone else get the impression this guy was a former Nazi?

That brilliant ending my god.

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why is it funny though? Who is he reffering to that makes it funny. "father i can walk" is that funny? no? ok? But that line is funny because why? Its like hes talking to hitler?

I wasnt around for the cold war so maybe i dont get it but i dont find this film funny

Galaxy Quest.

>This movie is about how war is just a primitive form of mating dominance

What does this mean?

I hate every movie in this thread. And every movie that hasn't been posted yet but will and i'll hate.

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Great film.

Is there anyone who hates Groundhog Day? I can only think of one objectively subpar scene in the movie.

Honestly, that's the only Kubrick movie I didn't like.

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I think I'll add this to the banner contest.

Fail-Safe was better

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>The Cold War was a giant dick measuring contest

Figuratively right? r-right?

Mean Girls

Too deep for you

even if you mean it figuratively, you would have to have 0 respect for your forefathers to say shit like this.

bunny outfit was better

No literally. Everyone got their penises out and measured them against each other to see who's was the longest.

Jesus Christ How Horrifying

>Implying my forefathers were stupid enough to give a shit about the stupid world that didn't give a shit about them

W-who won though?

We did

The US? Why they didn't annihilate those chinks little pee pees at 'Nam then? Were the US afraid of the USSR cock being the same size erected as them?

We as in the Russians won

I hope it stays that way. Turkey is shaping up to be a new contender in the future.

Winner.

One of the most retarded titles ever though.

this one genuinely spooked me

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>3 am
>Shutting off TV finally because I have to be up for work at 6
>"coming up next, Don Knotts staring in "The Ghost and Mr Chicken"
>Welp, Tomorrow's going to be a loooooong day.

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I hate that fucking movie, Salieri didn't deserve such a character assassination

Yeah this and Eyes Wide Shut didn't do it for me

Ayyyyy

just watched yesterday, can agree

Nobody can hate this

Based bvsposter

Only true post in this entire thread

Probably the best one so far
I like it. But there's probably lots of people who think it's too slow

The Fisher King
The Incredibles
Toy Story
Oh Brother, where art thou
There's only one Jimmy Grimble
All movies I have a hard time imagining someone hating them

>Cute
>Clever
>Mischievous
>Nihilistic
>With a wicked sense of humor

I remember having a discussion about this with my mom, who didn't like it. She felt the humor was in bad taste. Like it was just plain too dark, and hit a little too close to home. She was a boomer who lived through the whole cold war. I guess I can see where the subject matter would be more frightening than funny, even though I disagree.

Yeah Kubrick loved his rear projection.

Funny thing about all that, this is what those conspiracy theorists claim Kubrick used to fake the moon landing.

Which scene?

My guess would be the some part of the car chase, but I can't really pinpoint a subpar scene.

He got too excited and stood up when his character isn't supposed to be able to do that.
The line was improvised on the spot to justify his goof

I didn't catch on to your dank meme, sorry user

>muh Herman Kahn
Junk!

LBJ was notorious for whipping out his dick to intimidate people.