Sister walks in on you after you came out of the shower

>sister walks in on you after you came out of the shower
>all her friends now laugh whenever you try to chat to them

>People cry about shrinkage
>You have to live with perpetual shrinkage

Why would peepee shrink after warm shower?

If I push it I can make it literally disappear.

I can't even hide it between my legs.

Why the fuck are you taking a freezing shower?

Why the fuck didn't you lock the door?

Why didn't you have a throbbing erection already?

This is why I always jerk myself in the shower, but never to ejaculation. That way, when I'm stepping out of the shower my dong is long and floppy.

Why the fuck aren't you showering with your sister?

Parents made us stop ever since she turned 13 and got boobs and ladypubes

How much boob does she have?

>Why the fuck are you taking a freezing shower?
because there's been no hot water since may

how old are you?

Your parents are cockblocks.

>have a big dick and always brag about it whenever the dick topics comes up with sis
>whenever I hug my sister I always press her hard against me so she can feel my big dick
>she sees my fat cock through my boxers and says "wow you're a big guy"
>reply with: fooooor yoooooou
>mfw this actually happened

That's erotic.

Thats just the tip of the iceberg

>Be freshman in college
>In apartment with one dorky country white guy and two funny blacks
>Topic of dicks came up
>Eventually measuring tape and whiteboards came out
>Discover I'm a full inch bigger than the second biggest roommate, and much thicker
>They beg to see it
>Cue wild hooting and gesticulation when the mad man actually does it
>Two weeks later, the whiteboard chart is still hanging on the wall and I've just been put on a blind date with a nerdy redhead with huge tits because she apparently heard about the event

*high fives big dick bro*

small dick master race

thats pretty gay user

don't worry user, lots of people experiment in college

This is the type of thing you cringe about when you look back on so bad you beat your legs like that scene in the accountent

Did David kill himself for having a micropenis.

Guys what's a big penis. I'm 20 cm but I've seen much bigger irl quite often

I'm perfectly comfortable with my heterosexuality and those people are still good friends, a lot of the stuff we did was homoerotic but hey, I never actually touched any of their dicks.

It was like a year-long game of Gay Chicken.

>I've seen much bigger irl quite often

Again m8 when you think about your heterosexuality in context of "Gay chicken" being acceptable you should cringe.

But I wasn't cringing then and I'm not cringing now.