You're mad, Max! Fury Road is the other way!

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>Once I deal with Scaramanga, you will finally be the man with the golden gun

To be fair, the Roger Moore movies were shit

>All you Earthlings will kneel before Zod. And Superman, too.

really?

>I'm going to take his face... Off.

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>making up dialogue when "CABLE GUY" is literally in the film
I love these threads.

>referencing a movie that's only 5 years old AND saying the movie's title in a single line of dialogue

this movie is trash

youtube.com/watch?v=ecJGIQDsr-M

>Hey Tyler, I have an idea. Let's create a club where people can fight each other. We'll call it... Skirmish Society.

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he didn't say "the departed"

he said "the depahhhed

>And when Tommie shined your shoes, they looked really good fellas.

geez, Mary, did you really have to?

Bravo user

but he didn't say slash so it's fine

Fucking pleb. Go watch this pure kino again. That was the first line out of that hairless cunt's mouth.

No shit.

in my systems programming class
>now we'll begin discussing systems programming

I immediately walked out of the classroom

>Tone it down a little buckeroo. Who do you think you are Aguirre? Th wrath of god?

bravo Herzog

>There's nothing we can do, Rocky. IV drugs aren't gonna save him.

Are you kidding me?

kek

Bravo Scorsese

fucking kek

Should have gone wity Brawl Association

But I like alliterations.

>There's no way I'm going to school on a lovely day like this, so I'm taking a Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Oh for fucks sake.

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>wants to fuck a trap

And this is supposed to be a classic?

>I will have to shoot you with this arrow if you tell anyone what we do in the shadows!

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>My whole life... I've been trapped in a cage... LUKE CAGE
Netflix, fo' real???

>We have no more reason to celebrate Halloween for. The return of Michael Myers has ruined it.

That's when I deleted the movie and formatted the drive.

>She's different.
>In what way?
>She is... The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

>Who are racing at the track meet on Saturday? Wow, they're going to be tough to beat. They have some fast times at Ridgement HIgh.

kino when kino meant something

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Even Pixar is guilty of this shit.

>These go to 11 because we need people to know when they come to our shows, these guys are so loud, there is no doubt that This Is Spinal Tap.

>"Blast it Han, haven't you had enough of these Star Wars?"
>"The Force Unleashed a new threat on the galaxy, and I mean to answer it Leia."

Jesus Christ, give it back to Lucas already.

What the fuck, did you watch a cut version? I swear there's a rebel soldier in the background cheerfully screaming "EPISODE 7" in response to his mate asking him what the high point of The Clone Wars was.

>It's good to be back in the real world after being Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi

Jesus Christ Miyazaki

Fucking lost my shit

>Dear video diary, I am regretting ever starting this The Blair Witch Project.
Were they even trying?

>Yo! What the fuck is up with dese werewolves n shieet, dog?"
>Soldiers don't talk like niggers, private! Shut it!

wtf did raimi write this?

>the first rule of fight club, is you don't fight club fight club
>fight club

> [internal monologue] Gosh darn it to heck! This amnesia is really bothering me, I can not even remember my own The Bourne Identiy.

i never get tired of this one

Nice try you homosexual faggot.

>these gay niggers from outer space are really starting to become a nuisance

>Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force... Your emergency brake is on!

>Oh really? A giant lizard is tearing up downtown Tokyo right now? Well I can say wacky stuff, for the sake of God! Zilla! Resurgence! See?

Stop using this gif for everything, you humongous new friend.

well played sir

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>Mrs Waitzkin, I'm concerned about Josh. He spends too much time searching for Bobby Fischer and his grades are starting to suffer.

>Netflix and chill? More like the end of the world in our usual bed in a night full of rain, babe.

Wertmuller, we miss you so much.

I must become Superman IV : The Quest For Peace

>I can't believe they sent James Cameron's The Terminator back in time to kill me.

Way to ruin such a great movie.

IT IS YOUR DUTY AS KINGSGLAIVE: Final Fantasy XV

I can't see this

really?

Goddamnit

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>Two men enter, one man leaves the Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome

Underrated

> So doctor, did I understand that correctly? If I want to stay alive, I must keep my artificial heart's battery charged using this generator? What if it runs out of fuel?
> You can use the crank, too. High voltage is preferred, but even the small current will be enough to keep you alive.

HIOHOHOHOHO HIHIHIHIH

>The Warriors, come out to play-ay.

damn, so subtle

>Tres amores? Is that some kind of Spanish thing? English please.

Band of Brawlers
Fisticuffs Fraternity
Clock-Em Sock-Em Club

>despite all my rage, I'm still just Luke Cage

fuck you you fucking faggot i posted this yesterday and got 0 replies and you steal my shit and get a fuckload of replies kill yourself fucking loser

If only there were a way to track the number of replies you get. Or maybe the number of "+/-votes" all your posts get. We should ask the Cred Forums devs to add this feature.

But what name should we use for the number? Maybe "Internet faggot points"? ...no something more innocuous. How about "karma"? Yeah that's it!

Then when somebody steals your karma like this, you can post a link to your original thread and get credit for it.

Also...
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)

There's some "Cred Forums karma" to get you started.

Don't feel bad, op is just more charismatic.

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Yes

Underrated.

>tfw there's no "What If Luke Cage Turned Into The Hulk" issue building up to this joke

>trying this hard to be anti reddit

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best itt imo

>women drivers
>drive no where and back
bravo

It really hurts that none of you 16 year olds were old enough to watch this kino.

tcch.. nothing personal amigo... in fact I was a Desperado too once, upon a time in mexico I was just like you

kekekekek

this literally NEVER happened