/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: Danielle

Safety Ceremony 1: Justin, Alex, Whitney, Jason
Safety Ceremony 2: Morgan, Shane, Dani, Shelby

Care Package winner: Scott won pick-a-veto

Have Nots: Shelby, Alex, Danielle

Most Likely Going Home: Shane is the target

PUNISHMENTS

>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex had a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott wwas stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>rip Monte
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her

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finally some comfy feeds

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shelby is cute!

lol that cam 4

AHAHAHAHA

pay fuckers

>HOH Nominations
>TBD

its going to be a comfy 2 days

krispy and neeley

nice nips. too bad her personality is repellent.

>post yfw reading twitter

HOLY SHIT

danielle thinks america nom'd her because they knew scott wanted to BD her so they wanted to give her a chance to play LOLOLOL

she refuses to believe shes just a shit

>>HOH Nominations
>>TBD

new thread please

>this pure kino
>hillary getting nuked all week

It's going to be a good time boys

see you girls in 2 hours

>black twitter absolutely anus ravaged
>they voted away the diamond POV by giving it to Scott
I'm still amazed at how retarded some BB fans are

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Alex, Scott, and Shrimpman should all be throwing this veto 2bh

>one cam has danielle crying
>one cam has shrimpman laughing

Is it possible for one person to win both vetoes that will be up for grabs?

>tfw want to sleep until the comp but these salty feeds are lit

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>yfw another week of Morgan AT LEAST

delicious

JUST

neeley really fucked up for choosing a side
shrimpman is in the perfect spot right now

i really thought shelby or morgan would go this week
this is a great turn of events

>bb calling out the slugs for sleeping

TOP KEK

shrimp is the best player in the house and it's not even close 2bh

Has Shelby contracted AIDS yet from Jason's armpit sweat yet?

cant believe hes the only one thats playin both sides

watch danielle get all petty with the HN extra sides now

Now all of you fuckers pray so Danielle wins veto and takes herself off. If this wont happen, Morgan will be dead next week.

fuck this is so good after her cunty speech to Monte about him being a shithead, thus explaining his America nom.

the end of this game should be super interesting

people like scott, alex, wheatknee, maybe even kryssie should definitely be smart enough to want to get rid of jason/justin before they can get close to the america f2 vote, but you don't want to be seen "going against america."

maybe it'll be a collective action problem and jason will just win but i kinda doubt it

rest of LNC is too retarded to try and girls have no way to.

im all up for nominating Krystie so the backyard doesnt think we just hate danielle.

sure, but twitter is too strong and only united danielle hate front can oppose them.

neeley, krispy, shane and now danielle have all suggested using violence

>danielle; i want to punch scott in is fucking gap tooth

lol ass-blastedâ„¢

Can't go up twice in a row. Morgan's dead unless BS win veto.

She can't be nominated by America twice in a row, so it would still require BS to win HoH and either win veto or hope America nominates Krispy, which is unlikely. Tough week ahead, let them enjoy next two days.

Kryssie is one of the only ones stupid enough to take Jason to final 2. She thinks shes beloved and wants him as her ride or die.

The care packages later on are OP as fuck too. Will be hard to navigate around those to clip jason or shrimpman

Gotta start the smear campaign against Krispy started early

Seriously? I thought it's only for Have Not. This sucks then

They need to evict Danielle this week I think. They should paint Shane as a backstabber (because he is) and let Shrimpman get him out. We then need to get Krispy up as America nom next week if possible.

scott is planning to paint him as the backstabber

You mean they've already started another season?

Who won last season?

i hope the time the power came back is part of the comp

best girl

Nicole

clock said 3am at approx 9am

it came back at 6am

so you guys actually like this show? this is the worst show I've ever seen

twitter.com/TheFactsOfShade/status/788076386565042176

is he /ourguy/?

What I'm not sure about is: is Shane or Danielle a bigger threat?

The other side is already starting to get annoyed with Dani fast. Shane might be able to get people to trust him even if Scott "blows" up his game.

>krispy: scott is listening to wuss rock and making bad decisions

one of you are going home keep crying, he made the right decision

>showfags

girls need to tread lightly with justin and not talk too much shit cause while hes cool he is kind of a weasel and goes back and tells them everything

shane is the target
danielle will be an easy eviction next week

shelby is planning to annoy the crew with making friends references with danielle

the show is cancer, the casts are hit-or-miss but the "game" is almost always excellent

>shane talking about how eating cum makes you less depressed
confirmed for the semen spammer

wtf

wrong, semen spammer never mentions any eating of cum.

when he's out of the house, he'll ramp up his cumposting even more.

what a weird coincidence

>thought shane was pure and shy
>ends up being the biggest perv in the house

>justin: danielle got a pretty smile but thats about it, im over her

wew

>when houseguests talk about eating sperm its ok
>when i talk about sperming on houseguests its wronnng

fuck you guys

why did they make shelby keep her costume on till tonight at 7pm?

on the big show dont they let them off at midnite liek HN?

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can one person win both vetos?

because she's cute! CUTE!

danielle talking shit about production haha

sounds like shrimpman has learned how to play big brother

no, it's a 1st and 2nd place type thing

>enzyme cream

because this shit is over the top

if the shitfits were good people and good friends like the girls they would level with danielle and tell her exactly why she is americas nom

but instead they keep feeding her ego and making it worse

but that would be racist

I'm a little late to the party but holy shit this is looking goooood

youre the reason we cant have nice things, Cred Forums

>were good people
I thought Neely was a good one, but wow did she turn out to be a cunt. She should feel shitty as the girls have had nothing but praise for her and she calls them whores and sluts behind their back.

>muh woman empowerment
kek, go back to your shit department store job

yeah because they had the audacity to be happy something finally went their way

why is no one responding to my posts? why do you guys exclude me

we filtered you because you are spermfag

(You)

lol danielle is so ass-blasted just because scott brought his clothes back down to london

what a fucking baby

god danielle needs to go ugh

how can twitter like this fucking bitch?

now she is threatening shelby with violence

she is shit talking twitter LOL thats fucking genius

dig your grave deeper

shes black

danielle is literally saying her shit doesnt stink

how to people like her even exist

she is pretty and black, thus can do no wrong

see: zakiyah

>danielle shittalking twitter users

this is going to be a fun veto

i love that Zakiyah's psycho stans are the loudest Michelle haters.

if danielle is still OTB after the comp there will be a fight tonight

she will not be able to control he rage, get some popcorn bros

who got picked for veto

check the OP showfag

pretty and black is an oxymoron.

danielle is so shitty she is even pushing shane off her now LOL

i did it doesnt say the other two people who got picked for veto you retard

>being gay

alex shrimp

Alex and Justin

Top tier picks

based

>Jason- We should have went through all of the chips to confirm. How the fuck does Alex's name come out every time?

Of course the grocery bigger doesn't know basic probability

production is the alexfag

and I'm glad

no i only like petite college age pussy.

>over 110 pounds? fuck off
>anything but white? fuck off
>anything but a natural born vagina? fuck off
>any type of maintenance required? fuck off
>doesnt like sperm? fuck off

shane is a chump and a shit player

they should do danielle if they can

if danielle goes, morgan goes next week

her own alliance already hates dani and wants to keep shane instead. shane has also won a comp. also america hates her.

shane is the better move.

Shane winning a golf comp is skewing the perspective unfortunately

Also it's personal for Scott being in the 4 horsemen

Don't blame him really. He probably finds Shane to be a fucking scum traitor and I don't blame him

lol danielles image is still on teh TV

alexs tit wants to come out so bad

youtube.com/watch?v=tbCzqOWzte4

>he cant afford leather seats

ASS strategizing comp scenarios

shitfits whining about being victims

its his moms car shes driving.

I hope Jeff is back :3

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literally why

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Team ASS. Alex, Shelby, Scott.

Wew I am all in

team ass is one of my favorite alliances in a long time desu senpaitachi

Alex is going to betray them for morgan

wew

so jason says his friends will ruin shelby's life if she acts this way outside the house. what does that mean, to not double bag her groceries?

weldon is my boy

he's cute duh

how the fuck did justin drop so much

not really

our waifus taking over

looks like the a.s.s. alliance is a thing

making a grill a waifu is dumb

>who /teamass/ here?

Alex #1

i like ass

shelby doesnt like mushrooms

DROPPED

more for me

bye

ew get some taste

dat ASS

id do acid with her instead

I'm actually shocked that Kryssie isn't below Shane

liz had a top tier ass

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danielle stans voting him 0

thats a top tier ass for a skinny bitch.

fucking stan

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Shrimpman is becoming a rat

lol saved

that's julia

perfection

rat gameplay is so underrated.

bb fanbase a shit.,

how asshurt is danielle that shane is hanging out with the pretty girls

That's Angela.

he tried snuggling with her and she is so ass blasted, she pushed him off

she was butthurt that shrimpman was being silly in the london room

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anyone got any spicy new danielle crying caps?

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>11:47 PM Jason getting kinda annoyed because Dani keeps calling Caitlyn Jenner, Bruce. Tells her it's just Caitlyn now.

oh so shes one of THOSE people too

Well she is a Trump supporter

remember that scott said this

>scott: i want krispy to come after me cause shes not a comp threat, if the comp is stand in the sun for 30 minutes, shes dropping out you know like i dont give a shit if shes coming after me, come at me bro like what the fuck are you going to do to me

BASED VIRGIN KING

scott is so fucking based

earlier today the girls said he has a 1 in 5 chance to pull one of the vetos and he laughed and said krispy doesnt count so its 1 in 4

REKT

Scott vs Krispy is the greatest rivalry of our time.

just because someone turned their dick inside out does not make thema grill

its a post op male

Justin and Alex/Scott win veto. Shane comes to Scott after and offers the deal that if he puts Jason instead of him, Scott has his vote against Jason. Will /ourguy/ take it?

I wish but probably not. Scott wants to align with Shrimpman and Jason for some retarded reason

no. Scott for some reason trusts Jason, and he has a vendetta against Shane.

fuck no.

It's the only style that fucks over everyone's favorite so it's bound to be hated

wtf, I like Danielle now?

shrimpman favorite sesame street character is mr. snuffleupagus

he or she are pronouns to describe femininty or masculinity, not ones biological sex

people give cars and boats gender

they have the votes to do what they want if Dani stays up there as a 3rd nom
I think he's more worried about getting the voter wrath that monte got

And there are people that cancelled their feeds

KEK

what kind of veto is /ourguy/ using?

LOL justin went in the bathroom and didnt say anything to the shitmance

double veto.

yes, and i do not see anything feminine about bruce jenner. its a masculine dude.

Yes if something does not have a biological sex then you get to pick whether you call it a he or a she. Otherwise life chooses for you

danielle totally despondent to shane

I LOVE IT

gotta be that double veto

with boomerang there's a chance that Dani wins it and just saves herself. no renom


double guarantees that showmance is broken up

i fucking love scott

he is absolutely nothing like steve he is way fucking better

The last time they spoke as friends

I miss Monte. He was truly Glorious

are any of alex scott shrimpman even trying to win these vetos?

me too senpai

shrimpman wants to win it and save krispy

yes

they all want to pull krispy

shrimpman apparently is.

scott is too. i don't know about alex, i think she said in preseason stuff that she would always try her hardest in a comp but who fucing knows if thats true.

makes sense, thanks

VETO

LET'S GO

they dont want neely and krispy both coming down cause then they have to put up another pawn

either way they win but it will just be messier so they are all playing for it

>Dani nom'd
>doesn't matter who wins the veto because a misfit is leaving this week

feels damn good

EVENT!

Who here Bridgette?

youtube.com/watch?v=fnjszLCgEp8

I think she will unless it become obvious to her that Danielle has no chance of 1st or 2nd, assuming they could even tell.

>tfw on a normal season we would have had a few more weeks with him in the house

im glad he's gone. if he'd stayed he'd have spent a few more weeks blowing up scott and the plastics games to his husbando shane.

damn julie lookin fine tonight

Hope danielle wins

Every day that Monte is above Shane in the polls is a good day

found the nicole fag

we see you

>theyre not even ready

No one here is a FridgeBodyFag, bro

He was good in retrospect. Was painful to listen to him on feeds for too long.
Pretty much this, he was a shitty player.

shelby needs to get some shoes

>no costumes

fuck this budget shit

Me!

Shitty player but a good person.
He did not deserve what he got.

good people dont win big brother you newbie

>doesn't like barefoot huefu in the kitchen
baka

this is going to be dheesy as hell

Agreed 100%

I didn't want him to win. His name does not start with A and ends with X

>need to get a haircut
>dont want to miss veto
pray for a short comp m80s

lol that cam 4 behind the curtain looks like cgi

i love knockout comps, this gonna be good.

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>knockout comp
>justin knocks danielle out in the first round

WEW

>misfits are so shit that they end up getting rekt by scott and alex

puzzle comp?

i'm ready for some drama.

inb4 dani gets 3rd and calls the competition a crapshoot

playin battleship

I just got home when did they explain what the comp is so I can watch it or can someone explain it to me

her and neely would say iz raysis toward women of color

>4 piece puzzles

>knockout
dani is fuuucked

damn julie lookin fine tonight

wheres jeff :(

1:07BBT is when jason begins explanation

>No matter what happens, someone I hate is going home this week
Feels good

>double veto
Is that because the boomerang could take down the replacement?

thanks

lol krispy afraid to challenge scott

i really thought she was gonna pick scott

so what's the worst possible outcome of this? krispy and danielle both winning?

pls btfo krispy

if Danielle wins boomerang she only takes herself off and they can't kill Shane

KRISPY BTFO

REKT

wew alex wins round 1

ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

OINKER BTFO

KRISPY BTFO

PUZZLE COMP

ALEX DESTROYED KRISPY

SHE DEAD

AHAHAH BTFO

KRISPY B T F O

ppfptpfpptptttppfffftt

HAHAHHAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA

>KRISPY GETS REKT
>"that's fucked up"

>Krispy you've been eliminated, go sit on the couches
kek

they want one of the shitmance out, double gives highest chance of that I believe.

KRISPY GOT WRECKED BY THUKKUMS

Krispy got fucking bodied.

Krusty ded hahahaa

interns on cam 4 lol

>mental giant he called her

lol

lol bb budget

Scott the zen master.

DANIELLE ABOUT TO TOSS HER LUNCH ONTO SCOTT

scott is retarded

holy shit scott is fucking retarded

OUR GIRL WON

/ourguy/ is an idiot

>scott

lmao

what an idiot

>Scott dying on stage

>Not even close babby

>scott
>mental giant

wew lad

Wtf. Rekt by a black person

OUR QUEEN WON

YAAAAS

that was a pathetic display from scott. you gotta put edges together and hope it clicks

justin wont be able to do this

alex is a beautiful girl

Hes throwing it

this was shelbys comp

it's all on our 2nd girl alex

>Alex will btfo every one of them

ALEX IS A GENIUS

Alex is a genius

BEAST MODE

ALEX GOATING

DAMN ALEX

>curtain operator sweating worse than Danielle
ALEX!

fug, alex is good at this

Our girl is killing it

ALEX A BADASS

All those years of Tetris paying off.

Is there something she can't do?

told yall fuckers alex is the shit yo

LE QUIRKY GAMER

XDDD

HOLY FUCK
SHRIMPMAN CALLED OUT D

couldve gave her the veto

shrimp is gonna lose no matter what so dani and alex are winners

Update the OP

Alex has won a veto

>Shrimpman challenges Danielle
Huh

is shrimpman going to throw this to dani?

UH OH

JUSTIN SHOWING HIS CARDS

THAT FACE FROM KRISPY, SHANE, AND NEELEY

AHAHAHA HE CHALLENGED DANI

FIREWORKS TONIGHT

Ha, Justin just gave Veto to Alex. Good goy

our guy totally threw it

There's two vetos.
No matter what happens, unless by some miracle Justin wins, someone's coming down, and Shane's going up.

BASED SHRIMPMAN

unless he throws it

BASED SHRIMPMAN IS BASED

HAHAHAHAH HE PICKED DANI AND WON

WEW NELLY

SHRIMPED

BASED SHRIMPMAN

LOL
OH MY FUCKING GOD

HAHAHAHAH

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!?!?!?!?!?

YESSSSSSSSSSs

BASED SHRIMPMAN

fucking get shrimp'd

S H R I M P E D
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AHAHA GET FUCK DANI, CRYING IN THE CORNER. MUH DICK.

ONE LOVE BEEBEE

HOT
CRUSTACEAN
DICK

AAHAHAH QUEEN SLAAAYYYEED

LOL SHE SFUCKING CRYING THIS IS GOLD

SHE'S CRYING

FUCK YES

new thread

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING REKT

THAT WAS BRUTAL

The dankest timeline.
Dani vomiting right now, and she will eat the shrimp later.

LMAO D cryin in da cornah

Whoever wins uses their veto first

Not that it matters :)

DANIELLE CRYING

THESE DELICIOUS TEARS

you couldn't have waited 10 seconds and put the veto winners in?

no

best day of BBOTT desu senpaitachi

>smoking Marlboro menthols