Chris Stuckmann's "Film Buff's Bucket List" : 50 Movies of the 2000s

>film buff

youtube.com/watch?v=E4-T0UhQXc4

the autism in that intro is TOO DAMN HIGH! also that fucking hair kek, he sounds like a typical fanboy.

Only Creed, Mad Max, Whiplash, Prisoners and The Last Samurai are film buff's stuff. The rest is either garbage or flicks that are ok but don't deserve to be on a "film's buff" list.

> no Passion of the Christ
> no Apocalypto
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> Signs makes the list

Confirmed pleb

>signs isn't good
Found the tasteless facebook pleb

i hate Donnie Darko

> From the same guy who deducted points from Shin Godzilla's score for being unimaginative and not taking risks

why did this guy make his shitty list into a book?

>Chris writes a book
>Cred Forums writes cocks

No further comments needed.

That's the most Reddit-tier list ever, holy shit.

Caché and Enemy are the only interesting choices.

>50 best movies of the last 15 years
That's just about 3-4 movies per year and he wrote a fucking book on that

This kills the Chris.

youtube.com/watch?v=8qse8LJmPV8

He helped suicidal people ffs, this guy is a hero!

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Poor Chris. He didn't know we were laughing AT him.

Only one LotR movie at 39th
It's RotK

w..what?

>TFA and Creed literally the first two
>people said cuck nu males were just a meme

Couldn't make a more pleb list if I tried, its like my 14 year old brother made the list

>Cred Forums this mad someone's not insecure about their tastes

That being said, Cuckmann is still a fag

it's no big deal guys

really

it's no big deal, i'm laughing with you

it's so insignificant that i made a 25 minute response

>no eternal sunshine

You are supposed to grow a beard in puberty. Are you a low test nu male or what?

Hello, Chris.

>Are you a low test nu male or what?
plot twist there is no spoon did you get it?

In all fairness, if he caused some people not to kill themselves, how can you make a negative point out of that?

>imdb.com/list/ls063738147/
saw almost all of them except that weeb shit
its not a good list, it starts off with 5/10 from me

watching his videos made me kill myself

don't do it, it's overrated

>Enemy, Birdman and Under the Skin in top 10

not bad

If some shitty review videos from the biggest pleb on the planet stopped you from killing yourself, maybe you should have actually killed yourself.

Seriously? Fuck the anti-Mel Gibson society, fuck them up their stupid asses.

needs TAoJJbtCRF or it's an automatic shit list

Passion was shit, but Apocalypto is the best film of this century.

The fact that he calls it the "Film Buff's Bucket List" is what makes it extra disgusting.

If it was "My Personal Favorites List" then it'd be fine, whatever, you keep being you, Cuckmann.

>film slim

I like your videos man but you gotta stop with the forced laughter cuts, when you have legit laughs we can tell.

calling it a "bucket list" makes me think of fried chicken for some reason

are u blk?

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But he is insecure. Why do you think he tries too hard to be le nerdy guy. Every single review he makes starts with "I grew up with x so i'm a big fan".

>five Tom Cruise movies
>three Nolan movies

He doesn't watch a great variety of movies, does he?

nope
I think that's really his biggest flaw as a critic

i'm ok with this list, it's mostly great films that you could recommend to anyone. the problem is that he called it a "film buff" list which is kind of a spit in the face considering almost all these films are pleb tier.

it's good

acquire taste

can't bruise the cruise, faggots

It's not that bad desu

i was going to defend this list then i noticed there is cape shit on it.

how can any film enthusiast recommend capeshit and still take themself seriously

>mfw this fuckin pleb autist became popular

>Creed at no.2
I'm fucking triggered

This guy looks like a real prick.
youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg

Jesus christ, how much of an insecure omega is he? He's seriously sperging out over a joke.

I love how he's a stereotypical nolanfag with shallow, entry-tier tastes. The memes write themselves.

A Red Letter Media joke no less. "Favorite Youtube channel." Fuckng aspie narcissist. They call themselves hack frauds all the time, they shit on Max Landis regularly but they're friendly with him, if Rich Evans ever offhandedly called me a prick in a video I'd cherish it as one of my life's crowning achievements.

>stupid clickbait-tier mugging face thumbnail
There are not enough trashman images on the entire internet for that shit.

>married
>has sex regularly
>has his own house
>own car
>fans and people who care about him
>makes money by telling the plot of movies to a camera once every other day
>has a book
>his opinion influences masses
>among all the other experts on RT

Let's admit, we consider suicide every miserable day while he's having fun making money and having sex or whatever these normalfucks do.

I'm trying to shit on or defend him, but the list is clearly organized merely by release from newest to oldest rather than ranked preference.

>#1. TFA

Closed tab almost immediately.

Disregard that I'm retarded

can't handle the truth?

TFA wasn't even my favorite seventh movie in a series released in 2015, #1 of the last decade and a half.

*let alone #1 of the last decade and a half.

Are the 2000s the new 80s?
>Shitty mainstream music that all sounds the same
>everything is commercialized
>Russian/american relations
>only good things are the films

I can't wait to see what nostalgia of today the public consciousness decides to cling to in 20 or 30 years from now.

>Under the Skin over Birth
>no Gaspar Noe films
>Donnie Darko, rather than Southland Tales

They don't even try to be refined do they?

and nothing of value was lost.

>those are your objections
>not the copious amount of capeshit on the list

what compelled someone with taste so horrible to even watch Under the Skin or Cache, never mind pretend to enjoy them?

If it's alright with you, I'm sick of bitching about Capeshit on an anime image board everyday.

The battle is over and Capeshit won. Let it go.

birth is really underappreciated

Southland Tales was horrible.

>Chris Cuckman's film buff suck-it list.

Hey Chris, pass me the shotgun. No Chris it doesn't go in your mouth ya goof!

is this a meme? All of us on this damn board are pretty much film buffs

the early 2000's were great faggot

Chris Stuckmann isn't, that's the point.

but neither are we

I think objectively you'd have to say he is

Now whether the term film buff should ever be used unironically is another discussion entirely

Pretty big fuckin flaw for a critic

Definitely wasn't as bad as the rest of the 2000s. It was still plagued with scene kids and nu metal.

I didnt mind the whole nu-metal era, found it pretty comfy actually. Probably Nostalgia speaking.

at least the rise of Pop-Punk was fun.

Ain't too bad of a list, some dumb shit like the TFA and marvel movies but I mean he has some good ones.

>no country for old men
>there will be blood
>prisoners
>zodiac
>drive
>American psycho
>unbreakable

God, that pissed me off to no end.

>only a few foreign language films
this is the easiest tell that Stuckmann is an amateur

Just about anyone can get published these days.

>be a teenager in the 2000's
>CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP starts playing while i drink alcohol from red plastic cups

Is it me or does the inclusion of Cache feel odd to me?

Video game industry was dogshit in the 80's too

We're right around due for a collapse that culls all the horrible developers and shit games any day now

nah i'm with you.

If you got saved by a Chris Stuckmann video you SHOULD kill yourself

yeah I'm with ya too, kinda surprised that a pleb like Chris saw that masterpiece.

>Coraline at #22

based

It's more of a "look at me I watch art house movies too" feel.

God he is basically Rotten Tomatoes personified. He likes the most "safe" and "generally" liked movies because he lacks any amount of personal taste. I've never seen him like a polarizing film or defend a movie that got panned. On top of that his reasons for liking/disliking movies are shallow and he is painfully insecure.

well, yeah, that too I guess. but still, surprised he even knows about it.

I don't like him either, and I agree with a lot of what you said, but he did defend OGF and that film was really fucking divisive amongst everyone.

Is this guy the manlet tears of Cred Forums?

>implying there are 50 films of the 21st century even worth seeing.

>Married

Yeah, with some jew freak
>Has sex regularly

I heard he let Flickpick fuck cuck him
>Has his own house

Full of weeb trash
>Own car

With his stench
>Fans and people who care about him

Tumblr and leddit Turboplebs
>makes money by telling the plot of movies to a camera once every other day

Meh you got me here but it takes him 5 hours to edit and upload
>Has a book

>>>book
>his opinion influences masses

Again, easily swayed tumblr and leddit tards
>among all the other experts on RT

>experts

Thanks for doing that so I didn't have to. You hit the nail on the head good sir