Why is she so perfect, bros?

Why is she so perfect, bros?

>posts some random ugly blond
5/10 at best user.

she's beautiful but if I was a shark I'd want a little more meat on them bones.

>

>Hank Hill butt
>face plastic tits

Why is she so overrated, bros?

What is Genetics, sis?

>fat fetishist

>she needs a le cheeseburger XD

Fuck off fattie.

rude

we refer to ourselves as "high test alphas"

>not standing on my face
>perfect

>post-pregnancy women

Are sharks really like that? It felt like he really went out of his way to be a cunt. Also using that complete sudden silence into a jump scare like five times in a movie like this made me return the torrent to the store after watching it.

>she is TWO (2) inches taller than me WITHOUT heels

LITERALLY WHO!?!??!?!

Yes, that is a 100% realistic depiction of a shark.

fake tits thus inherently imperfect

usually no, but weirder things have happened with animals

Are all manlets this autistic?

yes

I like to think I'm pretty normal

don't we all

did she shit in the sea?

>5/10 at best user.
post your 9/10 then

Why couldn't they have filmed this when her ass was fatter, goddamn.

Because shes on the big screen. Half the bitches in hollywood and on shitty tv shows that are considered 'hot' are mostly average at best. If you saw this girl randomly walking down the street or saw MEW hanging around with her friends (assuming she isnt famous) than you would only see her as some random good looking girl and thats all.

>Generic roastie fridge
Better step up, faggot

Now this is perfect.

LITERALLY FUCKING WHO

>You will never EVER

FAGGOT OP WHO THE FUCK IS. SHE YOU COCKSUCKING SON OF. A BITCHWHORE CUNT SLUTFACE HO

get rich or die tryin yo