/bb/ Big Brother OTT

That final showdown was the best moment of the season so far

Never liked Shrimpman more

how fucking pissed will dani be at shrimp tonight

think that was calculated by shrimp? or did he fuck up

S H R I M P
H
R
I
M
P

justin will use pov on krispy
alex will use pov on neely

shane/danielle otb

he's smart
he's loyal
he's a genius

GET SHRIMPED

the two best players in the game

only fitting

>dani self evicts
>shane gets backdoored

season is saved. thank you based shrimpman

REMEMBER THAT SHRIMPMAN CAN'T STAND DANI BEING IN THE HOUSE

shes breaking down

YASSSSS

AHAHAHAHAHA SHE'S SPAMMING THE DR DOORBELL

ABSOLUTE

B
T
F
O

alex won't even use hers

DANIELLE GOT SHRIMPED SO HARD

DANIELLE CRYING

THE MELTDOWN IS DELICIOUS

he keeps it real he is tired of her shit

he was telling the girls that he wanted to get rid of danielle

diary room being racist against danielle, won't let her in

Damn, it's a good day

nah theyll leave neeley up there

BB GIVE HER THE GOLF BALL PUNISHMENT NOW

FUCKING DO IT BB

GIVE HER THE PUNISHMENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I know Alex won't use it

But what is Shrimp going to do?

...

best timeline desu

haha

...

no sympathy for me. keep crying, you petty cunt

>our girls are dancing
>puppy killing is sobbing

KINO

What is going on in this thread

>goes in the room to cry
>shane just hangs out in the backyard

that quadcam is pure kino

...

THIS KINO IS OFF THE CHARTS

Alex is gonna win HOH. She's a confirmed comp beast.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED BITCH

>I-I-I-is this how I get on all-stars?

>who is the most based bb player and why is it shrimpman?

this is like when paulie was crying in the bathroom when vic and paul were celebrating in the HOH, this is glorious

>danielle crying because she might have to go home to her child

she has a disadvantage in the next one though

she will be wearing beer goggles and have no chance

...

It probably will be the memory thing, so Morgan will win.

SHANE PISSED

You mean Shrimp.

Alex's punishment won't let her win

...

>Why would [Shrimpman] not pick Alex?
>Because she's fucking retarded

If she wins HOH, while having disadvantage punishment from the last veto, she is on the way to being Janelle competitive level.

>implying that can stop her.

>danielle not understanding why shrimpman would want pov
>not understanding he could still take her down and ensure his own safety so its better than her winning
>getting BTFO anyways

harambe

does danielle realize she isnt the target

how do the determine who chooses to use veto first?

what if alex goes first and doesnt use it then justin doesnt use it

L O L

a shrimpman HOH could be so fucking based

>Danielle: why would he pick me
>Shane: because he's fucking retarded
shrimp'd

Alex

Who is a better mother DAnielle or DAy?

JUST

He actually called Shrimpman retarded, not Alex.

wow

They're still trying to backdoor shane right?

Yeah, absolutely.

He wants Danielle gone from everyone else in LNC

kino-quad

comfy hoh room

i love when WhitWhit swears

WEW

yes.

another kino-quad

...

>danielle realizes anything

BASED DICK

>tfw you realize you killed your own puppy

i love it

...

based

it would not be. he would put up shelby and alex

Morgan > Whitney = Shelby > Alex

Shane is going

Dani/Shrimpman showmance?

yeah, absolutely

its really fucking dumb that they didnt play that last round. the order of the veto choices is important. i guess alex gets the tie breaker cuz she won twice

why is scott so fixated on shane?

just vote danielle out she is complete cancer

>getting rid of a guy

scott what are you doing?

shrimp was talking so much shit on her yesterday

because shane is more of a comp thread

dani is an easy target BECAUSE she's a cancer

not a true student of the game desu

Daniele is a fucking trainwreck, and her own alliance doesn't give a fuck about her. Shane is the obvious choice.

Tbh Scott being so adament to get Shane out this week is going to hurt him in the long term.

He's blinded by vengeance.

shane would be americas nom next week

now it'll be morgan vs krispy

The other side of the house is already starting to get annoyed with danielle due to her relentless narcissism. Shane is more of a threat.

whitney being fucking savage

...

>shrimpman boosting his rep with 5 people who are definitely going to be here next week
>losing rep with a showmance where one pair will go home this week

based derrick game

>Daniele is a fucking trainwreck, and her own alliance doesn't give a fuck about her.

That, to me, sounds like someone you would WANT to keep in the house. Especially when you know America would most likely nom her again in the future.

do they know that a houseguest can't be America's noms twice in a row? or have they just forgot

jason and shrimpman are going to vote out dani oh shit

it is fucking incredible how krispy turns every shitty thing into something that ultimately "helps" her

nobody feels that strongly about shane

everyone's opinion of him will likely rebound if he isn't surrounded by danielle the cancer queen

everyone hates kripsy on the other hand

>none of them talking about getting Jason

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAKE UP

LNC voting out Dani

>WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

LNC hates Danielle at this point and they will still be forced to hang out with her next week to get her vote. All four cameras next week finally may be tolerable.

i hope the plastics blindside Shane while Jason and shrimp vote to evict dani

There are no guys this season anyways kind of like this thread

doesnt matter the plastics control the vote

that's literally what he's saying.

krispy said she has eaten more pizza and ice cream out of spite this week than her entire life

LOL keep telling yourself that fatty

That is indeed what he was saying, friend :).

SHANE IS SO SHOOK

This is going to be the week where Scott looks back after having been evicted at final 6 where he regrets voting out Shane instead of Danielle

fuck that bitch nigga

krispy fake crying

KEK

KRYSPY CRYING WHY

krispy is psychotic

A is for Alex, J is for Justin
You step on a crack, and you'll break your Mama's back
Rice Krispies, Franken Berries
(Oooh, Boo Berries)

youtube.com/watch?v=gDsj5UZ_1bA

why do you think Shane is better for his game?

Shane doesn't give a fuck Scott.

Read what I didn't quote by him

>shane is the obvious choise

twitter is shitting on her for being fake as fuck

this is all coming together nicely

Shane is the obvious choice (to get out)

this makes me so happy
delicious tears

god you're stupid

>krispy nominated by america next week

We did it

Twitter and Dani stans turning on the LNC kek.

I don't want my Whitneys, give 'em to the needy
Feeelin' kinda greedy, I keep them for myself

LNC is literally Nerd Herd tier

These fucking idiots are so delusional.

me right now

without the comp wins and game playing.

...

my gf right now

>preschool teacher
>can't put a 4 piece puzzle together

congrats on the kid jeff

>I think he watched two of us, who are really fucking intellectual, get beat by Alex, and I think he got scared
One guess for who said that

>the whole side of the house tries to lynch scott
>shrimpman was the only one there supporting him

she did better that your guy, tho

need to nominate krispy next week to save buttslut as it looks like danielle is staying

I have bad news.

the misfits are all going to vote out dani and so is america and shane is going to stay

...

...

/our guy/ fucks with numbers, not shapes

Krispy

how do i get my gf a body like this?

>krispy mad that they breaking up the showmance

nope best they could get is a 4-4 tie and bye bye shane

how do i get a b ooty like this?

shrimpman first time feeling the heat

learn to count kid.
This is best scenario. 4:4 tie and scott kill the traitor and now danielle knows she has no friends

i have bad news

the HOH breaks a tie

date a guy

>LE QUIRKY NERD XD
eat shit faggots
smugfu is here to stay

I have a body like her but I'd rather have shelbys

pls be my gf

me too

...

desu i didnt like her at first but she's protecting /ourgirls/ so im cool with her

>> /lbgt/

what the fuck jason is trying to pull the austin 2 personality shit right now

...

based retards

god you feel for it

hook line and sinker

scott is absolutely destroying shane right now

that sucks desu

jason and shrimpman is a pretty good alliance

...

>shrimpman apologizing to dani
>she's still being a dumb bitch

FUCK YOU HOOKER NOBODY LIKES YOU

neeley crying

maybe jason forcing her to vote out danielle

>DANI BREAKING DOWN
>KRISPY SHEDDING FATTY TEARS
>NEELEY SHOWING SHE'S A STRONG BLACK WOMYN BY CRYING

one of the best day of feeds all year friends

a feast for your eyes and ears

I like it too

she wont have a vote

neely crying because muh black single mother

this season is now worth it for this week alone

...

>literally Janelle tier

>Zakiya is currently 0/6 in comps

top kek

Girls are going to take HoH again

what happened to paulies halloween birthday

Misfits are such babies.
>Kryssie thinks Scott wants to break up the showmance because they are happy and he is lonley

who is the jew in edmonton that is paying for all these people to go up there

Jason trying to take the moral high road right now KEK

davonne 2.0

Morgan or Whit Whit?

I hope WhitWhit wins!

can't wait till this fat slob gets slop and america nom.

>scott knowing we hate krispy

our guy knows

Shelbs

>implying he hasn't figure out a way to post in /bb/ from within the house

>get on a season that has 7 girls and 6 guys
>America helps take out 2 guys back to back
>now a guy, plans to take out another guy, out of vengeance
>next week it'll be 7 girls vs 3 guys

Scott is a bad player to not see this.

Jason is already a huge target moving forward and Shrimp is the type of player to get picked off around early jury time.

If the Plastics dominate from now on, Scott will then be the only male left and easily get picked off because he's now in the majority and because none of the girls would take his superfan ass to the end.

pls tell me how often an all girl alliance doesnt implode on itself

Its part of his master plan. He wants a boys alliance with the remaining dudes.

>we are missing comfy scott/shelby time

>An alliance that has two sisters, a country girl who doesn't make waves, and a girl who was ostracized by the house and legitimately thinks that the other three, who made fun of her behind her back, are her actual friends in the house going against each other before final 5

This is the first female brigade.

>reverse nicole strat
>yfw scott wins

...

it always appears strong at first m80. when the house inevitably flips back to the misfits after a couple of these OP care packages, some of them will try to throw their alliance under the bus

even the brigade ended up backstabbing one of their own.

shane is totally untrustworthy, it's not a bad move at all

this format fucking over cornbread and monte is a different story

They backstabbed Matty because he was already distancing himself and wasn't a target by anyone.

I could see them doing that to Alex desu

Morgan won't do that.

cya blacks!!!

...

Morgan and Alex being sisters are CUTE!

I bet she would if it would get her further into the game. She even confirmed this in her live DRs that she's working with her sister now because it's most beneficial for her game. Alex said something similar in hers as well

This is the best day of my life and I didn't even have time to watch the feeds

Mudwrestling comp so Alex and Morgan can wrestle each other when?

they should fuck already like the milton twins

...

>getting misted this hard

yeah m8 they're not going to backstab each other

>alex says she is the superior child
>morgan says she has the better personality and leaves
why does alex develop such an inferiority complex

Why would they lie about betraying one another? What would be gained from lying to America

scott is getting out all the males for his own harem

its just sibling banter

not being boring to america

...

>headcannon

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/57x019/serious_guys_who_pretend_to_be_female_online_why/

>>/r/eddit

you need to go back

bane largeman is a good poster. good!

krispy saying the girls dont understand you need a crew

shes delusional

>he thinks we're lying about being girls

>reddit

what is she even talking about, the girls get along better than anyone else in the house and actually have fun

meanwhile her and her "crew" can only bond over their hated of the other side.

>Kryssie to Justin- It is Alex and Scott vs Whitney and Morgan. Shelby doesnt have no crew

oh she has no idea

What's your point?

>they don't have a crew
>it's Alex and Scott vs Whitney and Morgan
>Shelby doesn't have a crew
How can someone be so unaware?

you've posted this already fuck off

>fat people
>not being delusional

pick one

the only reason people get fat in the first place is because they lie to themselves about how much they eat

...

>me on left trying not to look at Shelby's cute feet

...

this looks lewd

...

I just got done watching the veto. This is the most beautiful thing I've witnessed all week. Having to listen to the entitlement of the LNJ all week, this was a perfect turn around.

>Shrimp realizing that it's smarter to keep Shane for the male numbers but isn't outright saying it

based

that's just shelby misting everybody

cant wait till she gets out and realizes ASS was a thing and morgan and alex are sisters

she will be even more lit at her as to how clueless she was while talking shit on her high horse

shrimpman is easily playing the best game and he doesnt even know whats going half the time i love it

shelby needs to start wearing shoes or at least socks around the house

He revealed they're voting for danielle. Bad play, now the girls will take out Shane and have danielle feel betrayed

shrimp is scrambling to know who they go for, not to get more blood on himself

she will say it was rigged and will sue cbs

I don't like when Shelby uses foul language

I'm going to edit my quad-kino caps, as the better ballcrusher reaction has dani under the sheets.

shelby is a dirty mouthed slut, but she's our dirty mouthed slut

she will read the rule book if alliances and sisters are allowed

But then we wouldn't see her feet user!

best edit of left and right

its going to be a 4-4 tie lol

Murica should just vote neeley for the keks

Comfy Alex is cute!

Do you think Scott has wet dreams every once in a while being surrounded by these 4 semen demons?

she was murdering those puzzles earlier

our girl

if this goes according to plan it's going to be fucking great.

her laying in bed squirming around makes me feel urges familia

>The Plastics playing Scott

kek RIP VIRGIN KING

lol they doing the same strategy of last week with monte

they gonna pretend to vote out danielle and try to get the tie to vote out shane

>our

?

Team ASS seams quite nice and solid and it's the best way to go for both girls

meant this

...

The word you're looking for is your*

how is it the same?

they have the votes this time no matter what

4 against 3
if america votes Dani then it's tied and Scott breaks the tie

your girl?

its the same strategy but they were risking it to see if america will vote out danielle over monte

>evel dick posting his own tweets on Cred Forums
Go away Dick, no one cares about you...just disappear back into oblivion.

I'm a guy

...

>?

how is scott a superfan, he's watched the show so much but he needs basic shit explained to him, nigga is kinda tarded

what the hell are you talking about?

they're literally risking nothing other than Justin being mad but who gives a shit

alex is a better player but scott is a big superfan who trust people a little too much

>google Monte Massongill
>ctrl F racism
>0 results

The good guys may just win in this after all

he's pretty stupid

too much weed

I think he just might be a bit dumb. The glasses and nerdy shit people automatically assume he's smart.

...

>checked

>Scott is going to make it no further than final 6 and get voted out by the majority of girls left

cap this

he will die saving our waifus

I dont think Scott is dumb, guys. I dont think hes necessarily smart but compare him to shane

Scott should consider getting Britney'd an honor.

...

...

CUTE!

Shane leaves this week
>helps Scott's short term game but hurts him long term

Dani leaves this week
>hurts Scott's short term game but helps him long term

At least Scott will be posting with us before the finale

>ywn be this comfy

He's probably fine with that honestly. I think he's just happy to be there playing the game.

Think he's mentioned being happy if Alex or hue win.

why doesn't scott cut his fucking nails

That's a perfect mash up, user! Saved!

stop being a dumbass.
if shane stays he will target scott and he has a better shot at hoh.
just watch last live diary sessions. shane hates scott because he's too retarded to understand him

>girl alliance
>working together for extended periods of time
Is this your first season?

what's the next package?

>Just got home from work
>Only slept 2 hours because was up misting black twitter into voting danielle all night
>Appears to have worked, best timeline restored

WEW

go to bed, jason

HUE HUEH HUE HUE HUE

The house nigga package. Whitney wins hoh and one of the black girls has to do what she says so they can stay alive. like the old days

i love when they talk about the other finalists

This is the ultimate girl alliance

Like I said, it HURTS Scott's game in the short term

with a 'shackles' as a costume

the best one

VOTE SHELBY!

It is only 3 weeks in. It is going to crack. I'd guess Shelby or Alex will turn on it first

imagine if twitter was the reason they got that vote through...

2bh it would be smarter long term if we managed to mist twatter into giving it to jason

new thread

it hurts him in every term.

But this is the first time in decades where the house is evenly split with no one playing the middle.

They'll be together for a long time

Vetoes and care packages can be won to avoid this.

Danielle is a better player and by keeping her you've just gotten rid of another number of a minority group (7 girls vs 3 guys)