My older sister's hot best friend is coming over for a sleepover tonight...

My older sister's hot best friend is coming over for a sleepover tonight, and I get to pick the movie night movie for the three of us to watch. What should I pick?

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Probably some fun movie since it's you and your sister and her friend.

You're not going to be making out with your sister's hot friend, unless you're already making out with her. Put on Edge of Tomorrow or something.

Some Brokeback Mountain should get him in your bed ;)

Logan's run

Irreversible

the SpongeBob SquarePants movie

trust me on this.

Something scary since it's the season.

Plus you know, girls and scary movies.

yeah, that should get his sister to make out with him

Blue is the Warmest Color

Anything from your chinese cartoon library to ensure you'll never get laid tonight, or ever for that matter.

batman v superman or civil war it gets the ladies wet;)

alien, aliens

hot sluts really like these movies for some reason

The Dreamers. You can thank me later.

the most recent release from blacked.com

You need to watch this with them.
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Great taste

Bee Movie. Chicks love that movie.

no joke, Deadpool

This, put on some porn. Preferably interracial or transexual

Actually a good suggestion

Triumph of the Will

That'll get you laid for sure

American Beauty

hahah best suggestion so far


when kevin spacey is dreaming about the teenager make sure to make eye contact with your sisters hot friend at any costs and lick your lips

dubs confirm

underrated

Carter Cruise and Riley Reid - Blacked

This and hope they take the hint and make out

Who the fuck has a sleepover on a Monday?

Watch Hush on netflix.

i would except I have no frens : (

oh i remember that

Spring Breakers.

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>not sleeping over with your friend Cred Forums every night

This fag

probably this or Kingsman

and make a creepy joke about "Netflix and Chill ;^)"

Irreversible

Probably doesn't matter senpai, I don't think your movie choice is going to make her wet.
That being said...

Go rogue, watch Drive and act super autistic. It shouldn't be hard.

It's a classic

But we don't wear face masks and dish about our boyfriens : (

Super autism would be MLP, do that OP. Videotape it too, and ask your sister's friend for a hug when she gets in

Not OP but is it any good?

For bonus points, be half-naked and say things like "HI WOOWEE" and "ETSUBATSU" and nothing else

Monday is Halloween.

keke

This will get that bitch wet if you know what I'm saying.

I tried watching this once and my dad came in and called me a faggot.

Post pics of your sister faggot.

but that's off topic

Probably cuz of that big green dildo you had in your butt tho

Yeah in two weeks

Drive if she's above average intelligence and you know the memes well enough to drop one liners.
Trainwreck if she's a basic bitch.
From Dusk til Dawn if she's has any piercings.

And of course have your Wii fired up and Super Smash on pause as a backup plan.

no it's on topic actually

A documentary to balance out the elaborate fiction you've created here.

quality post

Speak for yourself, fag

two epsiodes from Star Trek The original series

Legally Blonde
or that one move where martin lawrence plays a fat grandma

And I forgot the pic

>you know the memes well enough to drop one liners.

please tell me you dont actually do this

>Ooooh Marge, I got that big black dildo you ordered

Damn. How did they get away with this on a kids show?

this, this is a movie everyone should watch with his sister

>Drive finishes playing
>Sister and hot friend were both enthralled
>Giddy from the excitement of watching 100 minutes of pure kino
>hot friend turns to you and doesn't say anything, but she actually blushed and she's thinking that with your stubble you actually look a little like RyGo
>Stare at her while counting to three in my head, then curl my lips slyly
>"Come on ladies, I'm taking you to Rally's/Checker's for cheese fries and a milkshake."
>"Mmm yeah. But how are we going to get their, user?"
>"I am the Driver"
The wet slapping sound you hear is a pair of soaked panties hitting the floor

This OP, Drive is the only movie that will lead her to make out with you

If you're serious op you will pick cruel intentions. It's got a schlocky 90s feel but for some reason it makes every girl horny. I hope I haven't gotten to you to late. Good luck chum.

DEADPOOL

Something that gets her thinking about sex, but not something that blatantly displays sex in such a way that she knows you picked it for that purpose.

Cuckhold.

I can confirm Deadpool is a good one. Wife thought she would not like it, but she ended up loving it. Chicks love genuine-feeling intimate relationship thingies regardless of context.

Mulholland Drive. Definitely.

Or if she is a freak then Blue Velvet

It has an interesting premise and its better than most of the horror movies that come out