Tfw Jerry Seinfeld will die in your lifetime

>tfw Jerry Seinfeld will die in your lifetime
why live

>you will die in your lifetime

everyday i wake up with this fear

Not guaranteed. Rich jews can easily make it to their 90s.

this. that's why i'm trying my best to marry a jew.I won't be master race but at least my children will have a good life

MOMMY

>JL-D will one day return to the Earth and take her billion dollar feets with her

I've never laughed at a Jerry Seinfeld joke in my life (never seen the show)
What's a good bit?

>Ywn be footfamous

Haha! I can fix that, I'll just shoot myself right n

Why haven't you watched the show?

did your autistic ass finally discover that people die?
don't ever post this shit again or else i'll find you and break your fucking legs

is he still doing that coffee with cars thing? some of those were ok.

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was never a thing in the country I'm from and I don't usually watch sitcoms

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>I don't usually watch sitcoms
but sitcoms are the only worthy tv shows

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Stay positive. Maybe you will be murdered or hit by a bus next week..

Fuck that,

I'll show him

>starts tightening noose

>carrying about jewish kids even if they're your own

It's a sitcom that makes fun of sitcoms
The characters are not noble or moral and the situations are pretty funny
Low cultural Marxism and even makes fun of Jews to a great extent
It's 10/10 sitcom kino

Who?

Because Based Larry will never die.

When I first glanced at this, I thought her legs were in front of her head and got really confused.