How do you go from THIS

How do you go from THIS...

...to THIS!?

War was over. They got lazy and started drinking.

No. The Empire BANNED drinking. That's the real reason the rebellion started. Ever wonder what sort of cargo Han and Chewy were snuggling? There you go.

Sheev is a jew that got cheap.

The clone troopers started to get imbred.

whats the source of these two ? never watched any of the star wars movies cus they seem shit to me

clone wars was cool and the first webm kind of looks like clone wars

and the second one looks like a comedy spoof ?

both interesting

are the star wars movies actually even any good, no nerds respond to this specific question please

they arent. very generic stuff with pseudo mysticism thrown in. Basically EVA before EVA

Weapons and drugs, I assumed. Maybe slaves too.

any idea what the webms are? no one else responding

will anything ever top the power house trilogy lord of the rings ?

>War was over. They got lazy and started drinking.

REEE THOSE AREN'T CLONES YOU FUCKING NOMRIES

Those are clones.

These are conscripts.

Gonna blow you mind, OP. Warning: Do not read the following spoilers if you are weak of heart.
Episodes I - III were made after Episode IV - VI

>Basically EVA before EVA

WTF is EVA?

What the fuck!? Why would you start in the middle of the story?

I love to snuggle up with a nice bottle of Sangria.

At least you didn't call them prequels because that really chaps my OCD.

What video game is this?
What late 2000s Youtube video is this?

After the clone wars, the empire stopped making clones and just used regular people. By the time of A New Hope, there probably weren't very many clones left.

No fucking way.

>look it up
>its real

The perfect human form, ready to brutally kill as ordered

Fucking trash conscripts cuz Sheev is a cheap Jew and didn't want to pay for new supersoldiers.

Get out.

One is a videogame the other is a movie.

>clones bred to fight and constantly at war
vs
>hicks from across the galaxy signing up for palpatine dollars and either standing guard someplace endlessly or bullying aliens for fun

can you tell me what the webms are from?

The stormtroopers aren't clones, they're just random conscripts.

Why is the technology in I-III better than the tech in IV-VI and then gets better again in VII?

This is one of the problems with doing modern prequels to old movies. Part of why I didn't enjoy Prometheus. The Alien Isolation video game was a better prequel, they stayed true to the universe.