Can you post a movie or tv show quote so obscure you think nobody would recognize it? Make sure it's possible to recognize, nothing like "the"
Here is a pretty easy one; ani ani shelto!
Can you post a movie or tv show quote so obscure you think nobody would recognize it? Make sure it's possible to recognize, nothing like "the"
Here is a pretty easy one; ani ani shelto!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
>Niggers walk free, but ain't no nigger walking by me
No money no hamburgers.
>DON'T SAY PLEASE, FUCKHEAD
Emotionally unstable women are... fantastic in the sack.
you merely suffer a disease in the private parts, occasioned by too much venereal sport
She was only sixteen. She was only - You were onLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF.
Fuck, I only know this because of the Tony Kornheiser radio show (now podcast). It's two British guys impersonating Michael Caine but I forgot the movie
30 rock, jack
No, I am your father
"I'm a big guy for you"
The Trip
OH god, Did you eat all this acid?
Fear and Loathing
Correct
>You're wrong, nigger.
James. James, Bond.
I'll be back
The Lone Rangers? How can you pluralize The Lone Ranger?
What?
I ONLY SPEAK ZE TRUTH, I ONLY SPEAK ZE TRUTH
Okay, I'm a Nazi
Airheads
No,Mr.Bond. I expect you to die!
Finally, after all these years, The Force Awakens™
Moulin Rouge
>Grab her by the pussy
"You're animals! Both of you!"
XFM?
>soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty, and to the victor go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live.
The rest of the quote would give it away too easily
Do you have any tobacco?
>I wonder what this blood-splattered young lady has to say?
they put computers in cars now
The mouse that roared
I'll keep it to myself until the water reaches my lower lip and then I'm gonna mention it to somebody!
the trip baby
You think you're hot shit, but really you're just cold diarrhea
kek, this wasn't actually in a movie, was it?
"To tell you the truth I lied a little."
not impossibly obscure, but i'll be impressed if someone gets it
I shall serve no fries before their time.
"Never once stated his opinion on motor scooters."
No, I am your father
yo a bonch of fouken ashhols
>you're taking buttholes out of context. This is just a man trying to win a contest
Reefer Madness, the Musical
An interactive CD-ROM!
The Lost World
And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.
"Don't you just take the past and put it in a room in the basement, and lock the door and never go in there? That's what I do."
"And then you meet someone special and all you want to do is toss them the key. Say "Open up. Step inside." But you can't, because it's dark, and there are demons. And if anybody saw how ugly it is..."
It was the monarch in the venture brothers when he was doing the scared straight bit for hank and dean.
I SLURP YOUR ICECREAM! I LAP IT DOWN!
Blue Velvet
>"There's an alien pubic hair in my gin. Never seen it before in my life. Have you?"
"You coke-suckin' fargin' iceholes."
"its a nice Bordeaux, open it up, let it breath, ten minutes."
His smile and optimism: GONE
There's always time for one last kiss.
> rea-hee-hee-heally
>Barsh! Flimshaw!
The Mask
ya like dags?
Its a unix system!
caspere knew this
applesauce bitch!
Johnny Dangerously.
Snatch
Something Jim Carrey
my man. never understood why this stupid line always sticks with me. probably his weird face and the voice saying something so hammy.
>go to hell
>come with me
>You say tomato, I say pimp
"They turned out to be complete, unreliable assholes!"
Patton
Alexander
Ace Ventura
Last wish? I wish you had more time.
Man on fire.
> you're one ugly motherfucker
>No, I came back to stop you!
The Shinning
"I do not know this man"
Might be pretty easy but it's one of my favorite lines for some reason
Oh, just in a general kinda way
You think THAT was it? Oh c'mon, asshole! I didn't drive two towns over to get a fucking milkshake.
Jurassic park
this is giving me an aneurysm
Easy one:
>This is your life, Lenny! Right here, right now!
He has the husband's bulge
>i'm sorry to hear that...
You got it.
>There's no hat for this hook
Hint: alcoholic Depp
"That's the spice."
Burn Notice
Benny and Joon?
I AM YULAW,I'M NOBODY'S BITCH. YOU ARE MINE.
Just as your majesty suggests, there is such a move. Within ten paces, it cannot fail.
Strange Days (1995)
True Grit
The One
Not even slightly obscure, it has Jet Li
>Crowd: Black bird! Black bird! Black bird!
...
"Do you have something more sporty? Like a tuna"
Show me your patrician taste.
I don't like sand
How many times have you ever heard someone say "Oh man I just watched The One and that is is the greatest movie of all time"?
It's a terrible but fun movie and Gugino is pure sexxx.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Too vague. I can imagine it from a million things, including ex-girlfriends.
Moon battle ep 2: the romance continues
Yeah, but a simple Google search shows it as a direct quote from Chinatown
Sounds like Monty Python.
I definitely know it, even if not Python
Youve got a snuke in your snizz
World Peace
Nice work.
Dune
That's cheating .
South Park
Will Ferrel in The Office.
"Cans, its just cans"
Speed?
This one time at band camp I stuck a flute up my pussy!
I believe you've killed me so go and rot in hell.
Yee
Reminds me of American Pie for some reason
It's the second one.
We're going to score!
You mean the first.
>You're the only guy I know who pays strippers to put their clothes on!
Anyway, how's your sex life?
Dann it, Roxanne, turn on that red light!
Gordan, never really learned how to play.
that's a song
It's a reference to a song.
>It gets its time from a satellite, that way I know what time it is in outer space.
Rum Diaries
Where did you get that beautiful scar though guy? Eating pineapple?
“Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.”
Scarface made for tv.
>This town's like a great big chicken waiting to get plucked!
It fits.
To describe this game's assness all I can say is, it's very ass.
FUNKY BUTT LOVIN'
What's going on Aunt Diane?
Last Exit to Springfield.
Community
AAAAAAAAAY
Those tripdubs
Cabin in the woods
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
It was Van Wilder 2
>Try to stick to three round bursts, you harvest more meat per bullet that way
Ooh this is the movie that virgins and underaged manlets always quote. I keep forgetting the name.
In my 25 years in the law enforcement, I've learned that some things never change. Crooks still think they can get away and the police will do anything they can to stop them.
Especially when it involves a young child.
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
I
DRINK
YOUR
M I L K S H A K E
Lunacy! How would we ever get it down?
I'll cry louder than daddy when he found out about black daddy
I think the movie was called la cheeserie
the office
That's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.
YOUR BALLS ARE CLEAAAAAN
>come on you want some, rabbit? You fucked up rabbit with no ears
>they're chickens man, they're chickens
WATCH IT CHRISSY
Winnie the Pooh?
It looks like we don't have any Quotes for this title yet.
Stella, you nog.
Fuck you.
I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef.
PRedator
>Patton
Wrong. Correct answer was small soldiers. Rest of quote is as follows
>seek out the gorganite scum, and frag em all!
Oh hi Mark
You slumber, a cucumber
Darkplace
Something something hothead.
UGH I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY, GOODNIGHT DENISE
ive heard it
nae rolls
wooden pallets
squirrel in a bonnet
if anyone else knows these ill be shocked
>obscure
>if anyone else knows these ill be shocked
Burnistoun!
..and remember
things aren't always what they seem.
There's an old saying down on the bayou that BLUH!
I'm afraid we must get to the more regrettable part of our brief acquaintance
What's this from? I remember hearing it and it's killing me
All you have to do is believe. Driving is bullshit!
Men on the moon. Men spinning around the earth.
Small soldiers
"we can't ever go back to Arizona"
Dead Men
One of the Aliens movies?
You may be joking, but No Country for Old Men. I love that opening.
good burger?
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.
Found the virgin
You truly are Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Oh wow! You had SEX! Congratulations!
Just kidding.
Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself.