Big Brother OTT

kekin at danielle begging for her side to catch a break

bb budget

nicoles a straight ho

she wouldnt do any media unless paid when she was a nobody from bb16

now imagine what a diva she gonna be

SO ASS BLASTED

bootyblasted

LOL scotts face when dani popped up

i missed that this morning

who gives a fuck hes a dick sucking foreign immigrant

>paulfags still exist

huefu still in her costume

shane is such a beta faggot

>no context for why kryssie is so bootyblasted

Paul lives minutes away

Nicole lives states away

shelby not even complaining about the slop

she almost appears to be enjoying it

>would you eat with huefu?

actually im a tankbro

id rub her feet while she ate

>nicolefag is back

watching her lick her fingers between bites is giving me a faint stirring downstairs

>Two years until All Stars

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do you think shane realizes how badly he fucked up yet

never left.

shane kissing the girls asses
danielle kissing scotts ass

this is gold

is she still on a slop high?

>post yfw twitter is STILL butthurt

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frank is past his prime. he needs to retire

jason is going to be so happy to see paul on wed

Jason dragging Paul

>cant wait til weds!

>won 2/4 roadkills

okay kid

you really think prime frank would have bowed out before jury?

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WOOO LETS GO

lets all be serious here, we all knew paul was gonna make a cameo in OTT

>tfw if you dont get cucked you finna have thousands of angry black wimminz calling you racist 5eva *black hands clap emoji*

Johnny Bananas just won another at age 34

The Duel
The Inferno 3 (final)
The Gauntlet III
The Island (won)
The Ruins (won)
Cutthroat
Rivals (won)
Battle of the Exes (won)
Rivals II (final)
Free Agents (won)
Battle of the Exes II
Battle of the Bloodlines
Rivals III (won)

i hope they make that bitch get in the pool one more time

>mfw that account blocked me within 5 minutes of making my account
she sent one reply to one of my tweets and blocked me before i could respond

>Shelby is done with caddy punishment
get ready for an increase in huefu caps

nobody gives a shit about that strategyless trash drama

Here's some fresh Catlady autism my dudes

oh yes

yoga pants and a tight tshirt

is danielle a white girl in blackface?

Daily reminder ya boy is going to mention Pepperdine and blow up Shelby's game

Daily reminder ya boy is going to mention something that will fuck up the sister twist and blow up Alex and Morgan's game

Daily reminder ya boy acted like he was banging Bridgette when Vic actually was

Daily reminder ya boy is a manlet who runs the faggiest store in existence

shelby is hilarious

how do these people dislike her

they are jealous

Just another

>True Paul Story

who else is gonna self-evict from life once the first plastic gets booted.

I want them all together till the end lads

what if they're final 4

So.. Heaven?

which ones the cat lady? Danielle?

does that mean they would have sacrificed the virgin king?

>Neeley open the microwave while it was heating without pausing first
>left time on the microwave
>Jason coughed and sneezed into his hand
I'm legit triggered

>Paul & shrimpman will collide for the first time

Will the world explode?

>Neeley open the microwave while it was heating without pausing first

i do that all the time.

microwaves pause when you open them you r-bomb n-bomb

There's nothing dangerous about it but you're both still degenerate.

this

When I use shared microwaves, I purposefully open the microwave door with one second left and don't clear it when I'm done

i prefer victor and shrimpman

>Jason called Audrey a transexual

twitter suicide when?

Is that problematic? I may have to let twitter know about this all night

>shelby:they tried to say, so usually theres a strip tease and im like NO!
hue hue hue
>production: shelby, you not allowed to
talk about your dairy room sessions with other houseguest

>shelby: go cry about it, you were not getting
a striptease out of me

america cant nom danielle next week

they really need to put her out this week

Audrey is transexual

man she was the most fuckable girl this show's ever had

brit brit was most wifeable

>wahhh the plastics never try to talk to us
>they only come out to gloat during the safety ceremony

theyre hanging out there right now and the petty shitcrew goes to hang out in the hot tub instead

seriously, cry more

Why does it matter?

She has a 0% chance of winning HOH or Veto unless the comps involve shitting out babies or puppy euthanasia

am i the only one who hates paul?

Nope, I've hated him from day fucking one bruh

That being said, Shrimpman Scott and Frank are the only three players I've actually liked since BB15

why is danielle in the hot tub? i thought she was a have not

wew

Hey guys I fount out about this really cool website from Alex that ranks all of the pre-18 BB players

buzzfeed.com/iramadison/but-first?utm_term=.akep4q6J#.gnW2MVgx

I think they're right, Danielle is the best player ever but everyone is so racist its so unfair

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>buzzfeed
not clicking

Ha I was just about to post this.

Why the fuck does everyone from BB18 go up to host shit in Edmonton?

In case context is required

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alex already trying to break away from the plastics. i tried to tell you fuckcunts

fuck off

i told you about paranoid alex

Not giving that clicks

doesn't matter. Other side doesn't trust her nor Scott and will definitely be gunning for both before Whit, Morgan, or Shelby

>/ourgirls/ will get boned next week

I can already sense it bros, this season is going to be bottom tier, this week is an anomaly. Enjoy the comfy while you can.

>Scott can't play
>Alex has a handicap
>Morgan, Shelby, Whit are comp threats
>Neeley, Krispy, Dani, Jason, and even Shrimp will be gunning hard for their side if they win
>care package can only save one of them next week

At least they can take out one of the misfits this week...

This is why I am leaning towards pushing for one of the black people to be the house slave for the next Care Package instead of Shelby.

This shit show is going to go downhill fast, and I'd rather get some memorable lulz than delay the inevitable

>implying /ourguy/ Paul won't rig it for /ourgirls/

>/ourguy/ Paul
i think you mean victor

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Morgan will save this season (unless twatter ruins her)

>tfw too entellegent to have Alex as a waifu

thats not what she is doing

>Huefu will never squat over your face

theres a 90% chance she will be a HN and americas nom this week, gonna be a rough week for her

alex and shelby will go to scott alone to confirm the alliance a.s.s. tomorrow

not if krispy is

or suck your dick like this

honestly voting out shane only benefits scotts game

he will be able to use that on her next week... i saved you when everyone else wanted you out, america put you up and it was tied so they voted to evict you and i am the one who saved you so you owe me

lol

yes to HN but krispy will be america's nom

morgan needs to win HoH or alex will go home, barring the chance she can mist jason into targeting scott instead

>krispy will be america's nom

Is this what we should be pushing on Twigger this upcoming week? I'm Taran's meme maker so I need to know

yes. shes starting to get heat from twitter

also im glad to meet you

yes we can do it bros

most likely she's the most hated person. Ideally it needs to shift between danielle and krispy each week without them going home. Both strategically and for the lulz

sure

Whelp looks like Evel is getting tagged in all my future puppy murder troll tweets

damn i wanted to hear the weird thing CBS made shelby do

>that spoiler

what a lucrative career, how do i get into the meme making business?

i can't wait till Shelby gets booted so i can go the bungalow and attempt to seduce her before getting harshly rejected.

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

hue is talking about putting sriracha on her asshole

I feel like it's a real miracle of probability that this show can have two different uninspiring Shane/Danielle showmances

Spicy bantz

what

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shelby talking about former HGs lying about their background

>that sinister grin

did you forget these two losers

I assume user was referring to zaulie and should have appended 'two seasons in a row' to the end of his shitpost

Either way Shanielle and Zaulie are nothing alike other than being interracial people banging each other

hue loves to shit on montes healthy lifestyle.

No. see

i bet hue day drinks a lot

jason and shelby cams are always comfy

ugh krispy trying to mist whitney

Best bantz for sure. I get why people hate Jason around here, but those two make for good keks when Krispy isnt around

I love Jason.

I'll miss cute caddy Shelby. A course would take less than 70 strokes with her as my caddy if you know what I mean.

>no cams to see what whitney has to say about krispy

justin rubbing morgans feet

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Monte on suicide watch

I don't play golf so you will have to explain in more detail

When girls do this they either want the dick or want to use you as their friendzone bitchboi. One of these is shrimpman and the other is James

Shrimpman tryna grab that pussy

if the price is right Justin will come back for all stars

>Black Twitter's still angry about getting misted twice in a week
>Black Twitter's angry that Morgan has her feet on "their boy Justin"
>Black Twitter's starting to give up on the season

shrimpman is pretty much gonna get morgans pussy

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It's a fucking travesty that Justin was cast on this piece of shit version of bb and not the real thing, although he does have incredible odds to win this version.

Please god yes.
That would make this season OTT

the cast of ott is pretty good
almost god tier

if only cornbread and krispy wasnt casted in this season

Honestly Cornbread would have been awesome if Scott didn't Joe him down

I get why Krispy was in theory a good casting choice for OTT (fetishist freak) but they should have chosen someone hot to fill that position.

Also neely isn't OUTRAGEOUS enough to be the black caracacure this season needed. They are the weak links imo

really hate that production keeps cutting away from shrimpman talking about his three girlfriends

>Morgan forgot about her fake last name

Morgan is using the real name now. Alex is doing the fake one.

Reminder that Whitney is the most fertile girl and therefore the best girl.

Audrey though

breadcrumb hated our girl though

scott's getting good at the slack line
getting to where he can go across slower and slower

Half the cast is great,the other half is cancer. Pretty par for the course tbqhwy

Scott's autism will save the season when the inevitable slackline POV comp comes

man this season is really scratching that qt southern girl itch

3 on one season? muh dick

Yep, and watching her piss him off for several weeks would have been fantastic.

alex working her eyes in the mirror

what's the weakest post you've had removed from Jokers?

just got this

Cameramen trying hard as fuck to get a kino shot blurring the camera into Scott's cigarette mist on camera 3

They've attempted the shot every time he exhales kek

girls trashing production and the food being given to them

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>posting on jokers

and the sad part is that none of the shots will be used in the episodes

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please go and stay go

Is this guy ever not pure kino?
checked

quad budget tokyo room cams

even production is sick of the backyard assholes

mostly danielle

Found skullet's twatter account

Wat do

tomorrow is the veto ceremony with scotts speech
shelby and alex confirming the a.s.s. alliance with scott
and live DRs, this time with shrimpman talking game

i love these girls
godspeed

we have to get her safety servant this week

call him a manlet? dood is 5'4"

tfw you'll never get to go afro-ing with Monte

RIP monte

Ask him if he wants to go afro-ing

what's up?

tweet him this and say you love her gameplay in this season

say footfags are degenerates

danielle

you know my dick is up

my dick is up

>morgan fueling the racist monte narrative

kek
I'm waiting to do the big reveal that it's a troll account after it doesn't matter anymore in a week or two, I'll keep those in mind

she's talking about his
>killer haircut

that being said you other twitterfags feel free to use those if you're in the mood

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alex remembering bridgettes mic # and says she got it first

>this story was monte's best move with morgan in his bed
can't tell if based or mentally challenged

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danielle has a 420 credit score

>420

Either way that doesn't surprise me, the Jamboree are all morons. Shane thinks the only way to build credit is to pay your CC bill in full each month.

the LNC crew thinks danielle annoying the rest of them is entertaining

help us america

alex needs to get her ass in to the HN room

she is falling asleep in tokyo

wow she doesnt even have bank account

she uses greendot and walmart cards

Wake up Alex, you're a have not silly!

wtf is alex doing

just go to the HN room

Just resting her eyes

alex has cute socks!

how is this a turn off?

i dream of having some bimbo lush wandering my house all day waiting for me to come home.

Taran's meme maker here

Okay I'm brainstorming talking points for the autistic 'Give Shelby the Care Package" twatter propaganda. So far I have:

>Most underpowered one of the season, save the later ones for the Jamboree

>She will probably refuse to do a task and lose the immunity from it

>Giving the care package to an afro-american would be unacceptable b/c slavery

Help me out here, Students. What else?

danielle is annoying the shit out of whats left of the LNC

this is really pathetic

just lie

say she is most likely to keep danielle safe "because the both like talking about harry potter and friends."

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So now that the dust has settled, we all agree that the HOH comp was rigged in favor of Krispy, right?

The look on that cunt Grodner's face when Scott picked Krispy's lucky number must have been priceless

This kino scott/Jason talk right now

the two kings of their respective sides are discussing the future of things to come.

Yep this is 100% what I wanted to happen when I saw Shane and Danielle going to bed.

Looks like Jason might actually be onboard with the Scott Alex Shrimpman Neely Jason alliance, but we'll find out 100% whether that's true or not the next time he talks to Krispy.

I just hope Neely isn't receptive to it and they bring in Shelby instead

poor justin doesn't get sarcasm

Jason will not go with Shelby. He's too jealous of her.
Girls just need to use LNC to get advantage and stay with Ballcrushers

i wouldn't get too comfortable with the idea of them staying for longer than 3 more weeks. one of the girls will probably go home next week.

Take that back, you bastard!
You have to Belive

SCOTT ALEX SHRIMPMAN JASON FINAL 4

SCREENCAP THIS

>not saving our girl

Yeah absolutely

That's really just me wishing for my particular best timeline.

If you'd told me 7 days ago that things would be the way they are right now I would have called you a retarded faggot, so who knows? The plastics have been a juggernaut so far, and this care package isn't going to be able to potentially save a side, so I think their odds of all sticking around for at least one more week are pretty high. After that the OP care packages come into play and we're all fucked, but I have high hopes for next week.

>offer alliance talks
>blindside them two days later and get shane out

what is scott thinking.

take your waifu glasses off. moving forward, she's expendable and is not playing a good game right now. Scott needs to think of the weeks ahead and he can't rely on all those girls forever. Alex is his F2 deal.
Krissy has a good chance of being america's nom next week so we will see.

>Shrimpman giving up the ghost to Scott that he and Jason are partners

Scott really, really fucking needs to realize that broing down hard with Shrimpman to squeeze his way into that alliance is his best possible shot.

If I were him, I'd already be spinning it as a Men VS Women thing after Shane inevitably goes and trying to make that alliance happen right now

Scott has 0% chance to win even with garbage like Krusty.
He should stay with his harem to better his life, not game.

That's why I'm afraid he will flip on girls eviction night

if so i hope shelby wins and puts his bitchass up with jason.

>this god tier Scott Shrimpman Jason long-form game talk after 3 weeks of late-night krispy garbage

This solidifies this week in my all-time top 5 favorite feed weeks.

>Scott: This might be one of the most important conversations of the season.

Truth. This feels like the start of a beautiful alliance.

scott needs to leave
this talk getting awkward

I hope the plastics cut Scott and go after JJ ASAP.

Scott a shit.

>Scott still thinks Alex is his ride or die

He's literally the Monte to Alex' Morgan.

I think it's a great plan for scott. the waifu fags in this thread need to kill themselves and worry about strategy

This is "Morgan wins HOH" week.
She needs to put up Gayson with no fear. Twitter already hates her guts cause she's to pretty so the backlash won't change anything

>Scott keeps mentioning Alex as part of this alliance and saying "we" in the context of Alex and himself

Holy shit, I just realized Scott's plan going into the house was to latch onto the least attractive non-disgusting white girl and alliance her into boning him

Imagine if there was even one Moo-level ugly girl in the house this season for Scott. Moo would be up in the HOH room eating Shrimpman's chicken and waiting to give Scott a greasy hj

It's a good plan if Shelby is involved. This way they would have 3:2 advantage over jj. If they go with Neeley he's dead.

>thinking scott can beat jason, justin or alex f2

he can beat shelby

its a retarded plan, its like Scott isn't even trying to win a final 2.

they already said that they wouldn't get rid of shelby during that convo so if scott can end up working jason into letting shelby become the 5th in that alliance he's golden

i dont think he can, but there's little evidence for it from within the house so i'd take shelby to final 2 too.

I really hope Daniele stays.

She's gonna be a fucking rabid dog, and total wildcard.

He can't win against anyone in a world where Twitter decides.
They won't vote for a nerd they're disgusted by

OOMPH, it just hit me like a ton of bricks that Black Twitter is actually going to be choosing the winner from the F2

Scott needs to cut one of his legs off right now

bbviewer going to absolute shit all of a sudden

I need to curl back up anyway

I slept from 8 pm til 1 am but need a few more hours

you're overestimating their power. Black Twitter was unable to save Danielle from the block.

they couldn't even save danielle. the don't have as much power as you think they do

So who the fuck is running the show? Did the twitterfags from here actually make a difference or is it all catladies?

There must be some way to analyze this by aggregating all of the online polls

based catladies of jokers pulled through and nommed dani. also there is the non-black twitter twitter that also hates dani now.

If Scott and his faggot new alliance ruin what was looking to be a BB6 like season I will hunt Scott down and give him a wedgie.

Both. Reddit and jokers were on our side this week plus the smear campaign on twitter helped out a little bit.

if a girl leaves next week, hopefully it's morgan

she's rather forgettable beyond the twerking

Eat a mountain of dicks.

I personally think the Twitter campaign was the actual crux. /r/bigbrother has 30k followers, a good chunk of which are now inactive as it's a pretty old subleddit.

Gayson has SEVENTY THOUSAND followers on Twatter. More than double the entire subleddit

>Stupid people go to twatter #BBOTT stream to know what to do + anons spamming mist = votes going the way we want.

We're literally 2 for 2 on this strategy.

That being said, keep redpilling the catladies, jokeranons. We're all steering this ship. Propaganda a good

you disgust me.

youre fucking delusional if you think shitty /bb/ propaganda steered the ship.

How many of those 70,000 actually give a shit about him tho?
Less than you think

But they were better organized. They have multiple accounts with free trials that they spam with votes

But in terms of real people who watch and vote, the Plastics+Scott have more of them in their side

The only point at which I will accept that as reality is if Jason gets voted as a HN this season.

found this on ebaums world

I guess we'll see if they keep making accounts or if they burn out on it with no major, evil whities to go after

danielle stans are ready to have a civil war against the rest of the jamboree fans. it should be interesting.

The actual jamboree itself is ready to implode
Please for the love of God get this next HOH, Shelby
Please

The chaos would be glorious. Then have neeley be her servant

Agreed, but with Whitney as HOH instead

For no other reason than comedic effect due to the accent and that whole slavery misunderstanding

apparently Alex and Scott want Shelby around for a while and will turn on Jason/Justin once they train their sight on her. So even without an HOH she may be ok, but yeah a Shelby HOH would be Goat. She's the only ballsy enough to maybe go after Jason.

Team ASS is gonna run this shit.

>that whole slavery misunderstanding
kek whoops, egg on our face.

Fuck right off, really?
Now i need to figure out who I'm trying to mist with this fucking infographic

team ass running shit. i like the smell of that

Cant wait to see danille lickey shrimps hog only to find out she shoulda fucked with the ASS like shane wanted

>Fuck right off, really?

hell yeah, ive even seen Dani stans lauding the loyalty of the plastics while blasting the Jamboree for being disloyal.

>dat drunk girl at prom cigarette pull

Shelbyfag switching sides as of now.

I used to be a morganbro and that cigarette made me switch sides.

*cig drag

You'll be back as soon as Shelby finally gets that ass back into a tiny bikini
Been far too long

>tfw the twist is that your dad has AIDS

funny how the most seemingly insignificant moments of your life become the meatiest memes

if only she hadn't gone full retard regarding dominic.

I bet she would have married him anyway.

>boisterous laugh

Bump I'm not Ian

Holy shit I thought the BB was over so I stopped my subscription.

Somone give me a run down of this shit

James the asian redneck won

He changed his name to Scott and did a radical transformation

Niggers already ruined the season but Scott looks great

mine's 760 I checked yesterday but I'm white so

>This solidifies this week in my all-time top 5 favorite feed weeks.
you're retarded and autistic

kys shitlord

You cant have a bad credit score without repression #Blackpeople

#FamilyMatters #CarlWinslow #RIP

would you like to try that again

No I'm not from this timeline

In the real timeline there is no autism and the post count is much lower

My polaroid of ian is fading

it's too early for you to be this drunk get help

There is no help

Unless there is dubs

Only Ian can get dubs

and me

Moo BTFO

teenagers are too retarded to live.
Now she's her best friend after all the shit she was saying when moo was in the house...

Yeah because Moos name is Alex and she was 19 on the show. Maybe you're the one that's too retarded to be alive?

Frank just retweeted this after 10 days of nothing.

maybe

You think Bridgette's gotten laid at all since leaving the house?

Best OP pic ever

I can't wait for Shelby to wake up!

he said when he was in the house he doesnt really check/care about twitter

Her BF broke up with her...

she probably boned victor or paul

how do you know he did?

lol what an idiot

She said so on YRR

She also said she was not interested in Paul

But Paul keeps liking tweets telling him to date Bridgette

So is Alex 100% screwed now because of Scott's autism? I know she's the worst of the 4 girls but I hope she doesn't get evicted before the LNJ faggots.

ya scott is fucking everything up

oh no what did scott do

jason seemed visibly shook by justin telling scott that he and jason are ride or dies last night. i mean sure scott knows they are close and wants to work with them but justin was just like... im all in jason 100% and nothing else

fucking genius

made a F5 with him, alex, jason, shrimp and neeley that he's going to instantly backstab tomorrow because he's still saying they're voting off danielle

my only hope is that scott would use this to figure out now is the time to backdoor jason

too bad he's retarded, he needed alex there last night to coach him

>neeley
fuck scott

wtf is the logic there?

Scott is not a good player

Reminder Scott said he's watched every season 3 times and some even more than that.

Reminder that there are a ton of BB fans who are still retarded when it comes to playing the game. He's a fucking debt collector, that's barely a step up from wal-mart greeter.

He obviously didn't watch them that many times

if twatter has taught me anything, it has taught me that the majority of the BB fanbase doesn't understand the game at all

comfy A life

thats not what happened

he offered to watch for and keep JJ safe if they were will to work with him and alex... then they threw out the possibility of needing a 5th and jason suggested morgan and scott suggested neeley for some inexplicable reason

there was no f5 made, he did lie about his target but after that convo im thinking they may do danielle after all

stop spreading disinformation

>and scott suggested neeley
what in the actual fuck is he doing

yeah i dont know, all i can think of is that when jason also for some inexplicable reason said morgan maybe he felt the need to reciprocate by offering to protect someone from the other side as well and she is the only other one left that wouldnt come of sounding ridiculous.. i mean he cant say hes willing to work with krispy now or anything

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