Braindead cancelled

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>shit show cancelled
gee, who wouldve thought?

I'm surprised it took this long

The ratings were fucking shit and it was on CBS

It's okay MEW, you can come live with me and my mom.
We'll take care of you.

Didn't watch it, but I'm bummed because Mary is a great person.

please post more MEW in tights

I saw the first episode and was incredibly disappointed in it. My mom liked it though

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A shame. It seemed like MEW's ass was getting bigger and bigger.

Good. It was fucking embarrassing.

I called it.

>network tv shows

nothing of value etc. etc.

Why?

MEW is officially done isn't she?

If you are staring on shitty one season TV shows how can you possibly recover?

How are her nudes so bad?

I still can't get over it.

She's in Fargo for one season next year and has a second season of her PBS show.

;_;

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so I was watching her imdb and she has nothing in the future, oh shit (that short is already in post prod)

She'll always have us.

Will she?

dare i say, JUST?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MEWFU

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I mean MEW is going to be on Fargo, on a network better than CBS by about a mile.
It isn't too bad.

Is it bad that I'd let her cuck me if she would still sit on my face?

dropped

You think she'll gain weight for the role like Kirsten Dunst did?

Why did you post this!?
I wanted to believe.

Does it matter?

Weight gain is a fetish of mine...

what's the specific date for her debut?

Cause I'm black and like seeing my whitefus get la negra.
I genuinely can't wait for that Emma Watson/John Boyega movie.

oh my god that would be amazing

No one is black on the internet.

Nigger.

I don't think I could go on if she did
I don't think there's a specific date but 2017

D R O P P E D

I am sure netflix will pick it up soon

What if it goes all to her ass? It'd be amazing.

i mean what else left to continue after that?
the season finale did a pretty ok job closing the show

If only you could tell that to the guys behind narcos

toe veil

>!!

the song recap was the best thing about the show

>Braindead cancelled
There's always a silver lining

>guys behind narcos

Netflix runs its shows into the ground. Orange Is the New Black is set for 7 seasons

Fuck you, Divyesh

>Netflix runs its shows into the ground. Orange Is the New Black is set for 7 seasons

what the fuck, i stopped watching after season 2 (not because it was bad or anything but at that moment there were only 2 seasons and then im too lazy to pick up the new one)
how the would they stretch that shit out ot 7 seasons unless they adding new casts every season and make sure the bitch stay in there for 20 years

i only watched the first 3 or so episodes, it was whatevs, figured it wouldn't get renewed.

Honestly MEW is one of those actresses that unless she does porn I'm just not interested.

But we already saw her nudes and it was really fucking underwhelming. Teasing is her only salvation.

WHERE ARE HER NUDES?!

>mewfags BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good
it ended on a resolved plotline
Also the premise has been done better before
in the anime parayte: the maxim for instance

ripipip in piss

The episode where she gets infected and has sex is a lot of fun but the rest of the show is downhill/boring from there on out. They just couldn't pace it in an intelligent way so they leave some storylines unresolved for a while for no reason (like the dad stuff), and their eventual resolutions didn't make a lot of sense.

Worth watching up till that MEW sex episode though, like episode 6 or 4 or whatever

they're just shitty photos. her body is spectacular

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can u just post the photo please I'm scared of spooky links because they usually have viruses :^D

>random degenerate show gets cancelled

I wish I had your conviction.

>when a janitor tries to trick you into giving him an excuse to ban you

her tits are disappointing but her ass looks delicious

WAIT WAT??

I fucking loved Season 1

I made so my webms of this show, rip

>when she asks you how big your penis is

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She will live in my homemade fallout bunker. No the other guy. No bodies.

>his waifu is on television
>B-BUT YOURE A PLEB
kek

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who cares shes on TV

she wasnt even cooking to begin with 10 Cloverfield lane was the most overrated thing

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Who are you quoting?

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>dfc
>disappointing
Kill yourself.

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wow shaven pusy?

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>wearing a bra during sex

They're so small she's ashamed of them

thats how americans have sex, they also cant stop eating even during sex

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this is one of the best bit in the show
i laugh my ass off when this came up

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Nothing wrong with her dfc. Her body is amazing, and she has no reason to feel otherwise.

Reminds me of that one episode of Seinfeld where George can only get off when he eats during sex.

Good

I'm tired of seeing her spammed here.

She's boring as shit IRL and she lost her cuteness like 6 years ago. Good riddance.

STINKY MEW FEET

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good shit

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oh mew

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>when you give yourself a (You) by accident

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>MEWposter meets MEW

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Why does it suck to be a 30 year old female

DROPPED.

BURN THE COAL, PAY THE TOLL.

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wh-whats that between her legs?

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her thick feminine penis just ready for my throat!

>ywn suck MEW's thick feminine penis
;-;

>want to eat my cookies user?

wew

do u have stairs in ur house

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holy shit, big feminine dicked mew is real

yes, for MEW to walk up them and jiggle

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>tfw MEW will never do ASMR videos
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>tfw MEW will never brainwash you to be her sex slave
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Serves them right by trying to sell a show by riding off the coattails of a completely unrelated movie.

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what movies that? the peter jackson movie?

Yeah.

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>>tfw MEW will never brainwash you to be her sex slave
what are a MEW sex slave's duties?

yes, I'm sure thats what they had in mind when they titled the show and anyone but us even remembers that movie

worshipping her feet and butthole

sucking her feminine dick and emptying her balls when she gets horny

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They completely rtipped-off the title word for word.

>this webm autism lmao

ah yes since peter jackson invented the word braindead, well spotted reddit

>filename
She doesn't need any, but only a hole in that lingerie and little me in there

"Braindead" doesn't even have anything to do with the show, other than the people who watch it.

you call that autism? THIS is autism

>tfw trying to flirt with a girl and it goes disastrously wrong
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>tfw ask a girl to see her bare feet
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>tfw MEW will never sexually ridicule you
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>tfw MEW will never verbally abuse you
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>tfw... well just tfw
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>tfw MEW will never try to rape you
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>tfw MEW will never actually rape you
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it's a metaphor for american politics and if you honestly think its named after the peter jackson movie then you must get really riled up about whoever first named their movie The Awakening that has been """"""ripped-off word for word"""" a hundred times

post more braindead webms

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they don't need this shitty show after the election

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Wow that is some awful underwear. What a waste of a sex scene.

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REEEEEEEeee

when will studio fucks realize no one watches cable anymore.

it wasnt on cable

i know it was on amazon prime but i thought it aired on cbs first,or was it just financed through them?

cbs is network not cable

cable is amc/showtime/sundance/hbo/cinemax etc

awww this was actually funny

aahhhh,thanks.

still most people have apps for these network shows,so maybe if amazon promoted it more it would have been succesful.

>She'll never smile at me like that when I walk into a room.
>JDIMSA.

Is Hommeposting a new thing? I've seen lots of Homme pictures recently on multiple boards.

I ENJOY SEEING MEW SUFFER, SHE FLIPPED OUT AT HER ICLOUD LEAKS GOT MADDER THAN ANYONE

DADDARIO HAD THE BEST RESPONSE TO THAT SHIT, PRUDES ON SUICIDE WATCH

Is it just one guy posting Josh Homme or am I schizophrenic?

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She said she went to therapy over it.

At least we got some nice webms out of it.

that's just a role, she's faking the happiness, r-right?

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She's really really happy.

poor MEW

Thanks YIFY!!

>BrainDead
has that anything to do with the movie?
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Noone is posting Josh Homme... are you feeling okay user?

That's DeadAlive.

really sexual thread

>Braindead (also known as Dead Alive in North America) is a 1992 New Zealand splatstick zombie film directed by Peter Jackson

I want to rub my dick to her feet.

Why would you want a second season? It worked perfectly as a one-season show.

Don't spoil a simple short-term plot by dragging it out over seven seasons like you always do, America.

>the Gunshow recap

>conservacucks still think the show was explicitly making fun of them

Even though the cancellation was expected, it still went out on a good note. Here's hoping people stop pitching shows to CBS, of all places.

Thats the one with the zombie mother eating her own ear?

yes poor millionaire who got even more working opportunities out of it..poor poor her..

> breaking up a GOAT band because you're a faggot that wants all the money

Shes outrageously hot.

Go watch naruto filler, poland.

And that's what you get for going against Trump.

SHES ABSURDLY PLAIN

THIS POST IS YUUUGE

Poor hipster wannabe girl. She should co-star in a Marvel Studios capeshit movie.

>hipster

for why. And she's gonna be Catwoman in DCEU

lol what kind of framing is this?

I didn't watch it, but did watch American Gothic and honestly that ended well, it felt like it was meant to be one season.

That show needed more domme stuff.

source?

Pretty much everything she does fails. She's like a literal cancer to whatever project she's assigned to yet they keep giving her roles. How does she keep getting work when its continually proven that she's not bankable?

Truly white privilege.

mmmm literal cancer

d-d-do you think she would let me clean up the mess

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don't worry, she's got Fargo Season 3.

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>CTR the webm

>swn piss directly into your mouth
;_;

Don't worry anons. She will be on Fargo Season 3.

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>How does she keep getting work

casting couch

she let them fuck her eyehole

Surprising no one. The only people who watched it, downloaded it

>tfw no more MEW threads ever again

this webm just made this one10 times hotter

wow dont be rude to your friends pls

Any TGW fans ITT? Is all the political satire as great in Braindead? It's from the same writers.

My mother watches it and it makes me deeply uncomfortable

I was having panic attacks over a possible infestation at my apartment so I couldn't bring myself to watch this show even with MEW.

She's hot, but she's also so pretty and so wide-eyed that I don't think she'll ever be able to look like an adult.

These webms of her make me think of Jennifer Lawrence, in that she gets roles that put her in very posh dresses, business suits, etc., but she herself just looks like a child playing dress-up.

F

Oh God I hope that happens.

>I don't think I could go on if she did
But Kirsten looks mommylicious now.

Damn she's got a fat ass.

Jay pls

Shame. Probably would have done better on cable. You could tell the writers had to shift and speed things up halfway to reach a resolute ending.

Eat the RICE, pay the Price

hhhhhnnnggggggggg

Frago season 3 soon gayboy

why is MEW even doing this shit show

NETWORK even, wasn't she in a hit movie

thank god

this show was awful

so many buildup episodes for absolute dog shit

>mew
>hit movie

Shes always been in niche or cult stuff. She was never the next big thing. Her biggest shot was probably The Thing remake, which was subpar.

Wish Peter Jackson made more horror. Those Hobbit movies were fucking awful.

I think Cloverfield 10 lane was pretty succesful, but yeah she keeps a low profile career.

This thread probably got more replies than all the braindead discussion threads combined

>that cancerous fucking song at the beginning of every episode
>Michael Moore

I dont even

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been deleted.
MEW threads were wiped within minutes during the summer.

Fargo will get canceled because of her, screenshot this

uh what

nooooo

This is my number one hope for S3. Please, God, let it happen.

Her biggest films have been

Live Free or Die Hard
The Ring Two
10 Cloverfield Lane
A Good Day to Die Hard
Sky High
Final Destination 3

fuck you talking about?

>dat ass


muh dick desu

This show proved that white americans are afraid of booty. All the shots of her ass are out of focus or only shown for two seconds.

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That body shape
Gross

She's so fucking qt my heart can't take it

Small titties fat ass best.

>nudes
im gonna need a sauce on that family

That is clearly Elvis

there are topless pictures of her on the fappening

All those webm's I don't even need to watch the shitty show now do I?

>big ass small tits is best
patrician taste in woman

She will do well in twin peaks.

>Twin Peaks
What

Well if Braindead wasn't canceled, she couldn't do Fargo Season 3.

I think Fargo Season 3 will be a bigger role then Braindead season 2.

Why are you lying?

And imagine how she might look
How can anyone stay sane in a world with mommy MEW?

>Twin Peaks
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i don't see her in the cast?