He has so many good ideas

>He has so many good ideas.
No, he does not. Who the fuck is this anyway?

There is nothing perfect in this world except death

He was born on third base and now he acts as obnoxious as possible because he can. why wouldn't he?

His only successfully idea was to steal from Akira.

That it had been traumatizing for his father since he was close friends with the actors and he never recovered from what he did, that it marked a breaking point in his life and he became an alcoholic

>hate his politics

>his movies are shit

But he seems like a really cool guy tbqh.

I'd like to see him do more BOTW.

I wish he wasn't ruining a book I like though.

Actor, meant single actor.

I bet when his dad was drunk he would diddle him.

This. I'd totally have a beer with him and talk about wacky film ideas and the industry.

He totally stole the Mary Sue thing from a Cred Forums post. Fuck him

>actors

Calling bullshit. It was one actor and two child extras.

Watching Max Landis transform over the last four years makes me realize he's gay the same way Milo Yiannopoulos is.

And by that I mean he's probably just kind of bi but will take a giant black dick in the ass for attention.

I would only do that to lull him into a false sense of security.

Then when he's tipsy I'd ask him why he thought The Major should be played by a Jew.

Then I would disembowel and decapitate him with katana.

If he didn't dress and style his hair like a faggot, I might actually like him.

white people can be poor and can be not up their own ass, ain't a race thing

maybe an american thing

I have a lot of good ideas too.

And my dad never killed anyone with a helicopter either.

really makes you think...

Hi, Max

>He has so many good ideas

Gonna need a source on this one.

Well he thinks Donald Trump is a pedo for kissing a little girl in front of 30,000 people..

That's a good idea in my book. Seriously though, we can't let trump near the nuclear codes.

Well he had Chronicle and...

Just had to google this person.

Literally not a single good film written by him.

Chronicle is a mediocre film and not even remotely original.

Did you read the part about his father also being a director and murdering 2 kids and man with chopper blades?

Wat

That nigga was this faggot's dad?

Small world.

Nepotism really is a hollywood thing.

Can someone post fag squad 5?

>Chronicle was an original idea

He just makes up movies, he's a hack. He also takes credit for Blues Brothers 2000

Why is he dressed like Rainbow Dash?

People with talent are almost always borderline spergs.

I also have good ideas but my dad isn't Hollywood royalty with jew connections

Because of your inability to separate art from artist

>white privilege
You mean jewish nepotism

so are people without talent

>He has so many good ideas.

only chronicle was good and i swear to god it was stolen from the xfiles episode "rush".

whatever though,i still enjoyed it.

What did he write anyway? I just hear about him from Cred Forums

imdb.com may have your answer fella

i dont want to have gays in my history user

may want to delete your fb profile then

Well, that haircut was NOT a good idea

Nepotism is a privilege you retard

upvote for le great joke

The alternative is Hillary, who is hell bent on war with China and Russia.

We're kind of fucked either way.

Anyone got spare bunker space?

He has a broken mind it's not his fault. Just look at his hair. Does that look sane to you?

Honestly how sad do you guys have to be to talk about someones life online? Max has done nothing wrong or deserving of negative critique, he's just a cool guy who comes up with cool ideas,he never did anything to hurt anyone. Really he should be considered 4chans own boy.

>scared of war with China and Russia

Us refusing to back down from those exact bullies is what won the Cold War, Dmitry.

>cool guy
>Cred Forums own boy
He's obnoxious manchild.

>Some people with dyed hair are fucking morons
>Therefore all people with dyed hair are morons
This logic is terrible.

There is nothing wrong with being mentally ill, truly.

Son, there are no alternatives. No one gets on a presidential ticket without being a puppet.

Thanks Jay!

>declaring war on important trade partner and former empire that is collapsing on itself.
International pressure is enough, there's no need for war.

>Honestly how sad do you guys have to be to talk about someones life online?

you literally went on to do that very thing right after.

good post.

>He has so many good ideas.

>capeshit but with found footage gimmick
>stoner comedy but with action twist
>classic monster movie but edgy

His entire shtick is mixing good ideas and making shit out of them.

They're the ones that want war. We're the ones that won't back down.

They're not an important trade partner.

youtube.com/watch?v=cpS6TlqgLIQ

after watching TFA and seeing how everyone didn't pick up or downright ignores the mary sue character Im felt sick. then I watched this video and finally felt at peace.

nobody can convince me that Rey is a good character.

>They're the ones that want war.

They're not, actually. Russia doesn't want war. The globalist contingencies within the West do, though. Expect to see more propaganda pushing this agenda over the next few years. They will be slowly conditioning the Western public to fear Russia more than ever.

He said that, you double nigger. How are you so fucking stupid you can't read that? Shoot yourself.

>They're the ones that want war.
Any source for that? So far only Clinton said things like "we will treat cyber attacks as act of war and respond appropriately".

To be fair, she said they would respond politically, economically and if necessary militarily.

Cred Forums is technically right. They just ignore the majority of what was said, focus on the worst and twist the rest to suit their new narrative.

Why are you wasting time?

>They're the ones that want war. We're the ones that won't back down.

you are being lied to.

youtube.com/watch?v=MWmBv_N-4Bo

youtube.com/watch?v=o9HLWzvcbEM

youtube.com/watch?v=wrYmBwAMPCg

youtube.com/watch?v=Wwhw8VyvCXU

every problem with rey is ultra obviously being left as a mystery to be explained in the sequels, plebians who call her overpowered act as if it's a stand alone movie and we wont be finding out shes Luke's daughter or whatever by next year

hi max

>Why are you wasting time?
Because I'm bored and I love arguing over internet. Also because I have some insight into how actualy living in Russia looks like.

Cold and Vodka fueled?
Seriously though, shit always looks bleak as hell.

What I had in mind was that russian economy is still in shit after oil prices dropped. (Honestly, what you expect if you base your economy on exporting weapons and natural resources). Russia simply cannot afford to go to war full on, it would be total collapse of a country. For a foreigner some statements by Russian authorities might look like threat or invitation to war, but that's simply how Russians conduct their foreign policy.

Hack.
Fuck off landis

You could say all his ideas come crashing down.

You're a faggot back to plebbit

This
Normal blokes wouldn't want to hug another guy let alone have a cock near their arsehole you stupid poof get out of here you waste of space before you get chopped

>his dad is worth 70mil
>is a hollywood big shot
>he still can't make it in hollywood despite these massive advantages

Thanks for the insight.

ITT: jealous Virgins crying because he has more money and gets more women than them.
You think yourselves patricians but none of you have even had a sniff of the film industry

Hello max.

>Hillary, who is hell bent on war with China and Russia.
Really?

Think you're funny, big guy?

>SURE HE'S TALENTLESS

>BUT LOOK AT THE MONEY AND WOMEN HIS DADDY HANDED TO HIM

>NONE OF YOU HAVE EVEN HAD A SNIFF OF THE FILM INDUSTRY BECAUSE MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD

Max.
Shave your mane.
Rainbow Dash Faggot is not a good look.

Funny how you insult hair that's proven to pull gash while probably having a receding hairline

>Why does this son of a famous director who most likely never had time for his son always have to do annoying shit for attention?

Hmm makes me ponder.

Wait isn't he gay? Are you telling me he's not gay???

He is in nightclubs with beautiful women every second night of the week.

That's some solid projecting you got going there. Not to mention low standards, if your idea of prime gash is hamplanets mistaking you for a brony.

I don't know what's a sadder and more hilarious reality.

You are either Max getting salty.
OR
You are some faggot nobody White Knighting a celebrity.

sure, but nepotism is not inherently white.
blacks do the same, given the opportunity,

Nepotism

Are script writers affected by the failures of their movies? Or the blame goes only to directors and actors?

Because pretty much everything he writes is a flop and the guy still gets his shit filmed.

All races do.

You're just jealous because he's friends with Mike and Jay and gets to spend time with them and you don't.

His Daddy.

>He has so many good ideas.
"no"

try akira

You need to go back to Moscow, Vlad.

Oh and pull out of Crimea, that's not yours.

Milo Yiannopoulos is gayer than 9 guys giving 10 guys blowjobs

This.

I don't care about money, women or fame.

I just wanna hang with RLM.

He's just sad because he'll never write anything as good as Legit again.

why is everyone meming ABOUT this stupid faggot

Literally chronical was direct to TV Movie tier righting and so predictable typical teenage angst.

didnt hollywood learn their lesson with trank now they have to go through it all again?

Why do they keep hiring retards?

>stolen from the xfiles episode "rush".
Just recently rewatched that and xfiles up to season 8

can confirm.

Its a pretty common trope

>teens get super powers
>kill eachother
>movie over

fucking kek m8, almost spat out my tea then.

Helicopter parenting can do that to a kid

Because after the Power Rangers trailer came out, Rainbow Fag had a good hard cry about superficial similarities to chronical on twitter.

>He has so many good ideas.

LOL

>women

top kek.

The cold war never ended. They just took the longest time out in American history.

the way it was presented was

concept wasn't original sure but how many other movies combine the found footage gimmick with that kind of story?

i also feel, and i could be completely wrong, that the plot of chronicle isn't something you see explored in film very often

i mean similar themes are probably easy to come by in film but how many movies portray a main character's corruption from ACTUAL power? it feels almost like an anime plot but it actually worked

So slightly straighter than Max?

why is he such shit Cred Forums?

max plz.

Try watching the episode.

>white privilege
Oy vey, why do they persecute us so much?

except they get theirs from a cave in the episode,which i dont recall being a trope.

usually in teen super hero films its the result of an expierment gone wrong.

Coulda gotten it from a lampshade,
would make no difference unless you're autistic.

i really dont know what you are trying to accomplish here.

people screamed it was a rip off of akira yet when you present something it almost a carbon copy of,even down to the setting (BC/Seattle) its autistic?

max is daddy as fuck tbqh

it's*