What does Cred Forums think of this movie? I thought it was a pathetic unfunny virgin-shaming comedy

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>virgin shaming
I thought one of the jokes was how Andy was legitimately better than the people around him. Like how friends talk like he has a problem but sex has fucked up their lives. Sure he's a 40 year old virgin and that's understandably ridiculous (mostly because it's hard to believe he could be alone based on what we see of him) but that's pretty much it.

I mean look, people.. Virgins, I mean...

If you make it out of high school, ok, that's one thing. That's pretty bad imho.. and damn near impossible to do. I mean, I know kids who came over to the US from other countries that are not popular in the US.. weren't popular, didn't do good in school, not involved in literally any extra curricular actives, were not rich at all, didn't dress good.. were skinny as shit, not even good hygeine.. and even these kids all god laid at least a few times in high school.. Seriously, the only people who made to Junior year without some form sex were prude. Religious nuts, prudes, etc.

So alright, that's one thing.. but what about by the time you're 21-22? You literally have NO excuse. By then you have a job, can drink, etc.. Just get fucking laid. OR.. just pick up a cheap hooker for $150 to give you a go. $220+ can get you something quite decent. $300 and up gets you something reaal nice.. and $500+ is like pornstar territory.

I'm pretty sure since high school passed.. I've fucked more hookers than anything else. I'm not into chasing girls or social media or any of that bullshit. Never used Facebook, tinder any of that shit. Ever. Hookers though.. It's cheap, easy, almost always safe and fun, good, etc.. Stop being a little bitch loser and get your dick wet.

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Yall nig nogs better listen up.

Woah, $150? That's almost all my NEETbux are you mad?

Are you a large Italian man?

"No."

I got a girl that was clean and easily 8/10 to blow me, no condom and I came in her mouth for $150.

I didn't even touch my dick, she just milked that shit like magic in less than 10 minutes flat.

My fucking long term gf at the time could barely make me cum on her own without me finishing it. Hookers are fuckin pro.

I had this other one I liked, a Brazilian.. She would do something similar for $240. Came all over her tits and one time on her face, cuz I was young and dumb at the time. Plus a little massage and shower included.

It's always a crapshoot with hookers though, I don't want my dick anywhere near a fuggo

That was the whole point of Andy's character in the movie actually, he had standards and gay shit like that.

Also you type like you've been hit over the head with an aluminum bat.

Borat.

If you had any idea how fucking fucked up and drunk I am, you'd be impressed I put in the effort at all. Ok, bucko?

And no, it's not "always a crapshoot." Actually, it's 2016. It's NEVER a crap shoot. You pick out what you like before hand.. get everything generally worked out.. then you either show up or have her come to you. Just don't be a retard about it, it's not rocket science. If for whatever fucking reason you don't like what you see or don't feel right.. then just leave or ask her to leave. If you want to be nice, give her like $20 for gas or whatever, but that's totally up to you. I've only had that happen 1 time. Literally ONCE. Out of, I promise you dozens and dozens of different girls, that's the key here different girls, cuz everyone has repeat favs and whatnot, and this is across multiple different places, USA, different states and elsewhere. And that 1 "crapshoot" was my fault anyway.

Why are men obsessed with other men's dicks and claim they aren't gay?

I tried to get a hooker once. She wanted references? Like wanted my linkedin and my real identity. Then after I gave her all of my real world identity shit she turned me down anyway because I was black.

I think I'll just stick with being a virgin forever, fuck this shit.

23 here

I'm a virgin because I have depression

I could probably lose it pretty easily if I tried but I don't because I just don't care enough

I'm really sorry bro. I know black dudes have a really hard time. It sucks and I feel you pain.

All I can honestly suggest is GTFO of the USA. Black dudes in Europe have no problems in this department, I promise you.

Seriously, I feel bad for you because I know exactly what you're talking about.

Thats bogus dude. I know a lot of girls have those :no black" rules for a reason, but if you had told her you were a virgin, she might have made an exception?

Anyways, good luck bro, youll get laid at some point.

You're so full of shit

That said, a lot of girls will let you know up front if they have an issue with black men.

And as a black man, I wouldn't want to deal with a girl that was unwilling to deal with black men in the first place, you feel me? Someone else can get your business.

Also sorry if I made it seem like there is no hope in my first post. There are definitely PLENTY of girls that will do black men in the USA to.. All I meant was that kind of discrimination is much less in Europe than here, is all.

I'd suggest you try one more time. But do a little more research up front this time..

Yeah

well, I still would like to spend my 150 dollars on a Nintendo DS XL or something like that.

I feel you. At the time I was big on hookers (2-3x week) my take home was between $5K-$6K per month.

not him but it really does stop bothering you after a while

Often I just completely forget about it and it's only threads like this that remind me

I mean I'm sure it would be nice but I'm not deluded enough to think it's going to change anything about me

And going to a hooker just to tick off the box is the stupidest things I've ever heard

Fucking kill yourself, stinky neckbeard.

It wasn't virgin shaming. It actually kind of mocks people who fuck all the time but don't have meaningful relationships. The main character himself isn't mocked for his virginity either and is overall a better person than his friends.

is this the ogre man posting?

This guy gets it

I agree with guys who say they don't need it too..

Want to know the trick to that? Chemically castrate yourself. ie.. get on drugs. And I don't mean speed or coke or any of that bullshit. I mean the good, bad, stuff. Pills, smack, etc.. That shit will make you feel better than sex and yet you'll never even have a single sexual thought... until you stop for a bit, then you just get super horned out.

If you want the best, strongest, orgasm you could ever have.. withdrawal from opiates, then take ADD meds, dextro-amps, etc.. and then have sex. You will cum so hard.. and again and again. Maybe 5-6x in 1-2 hour, if you try. It's insane.

Dad please go to sleep

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this. Its hilarious how much the stigma of hiring a hooker is with you guys. IMO, its no different with getting a massage or a haircut. You're paying for a service that's it. Just like an itch that you want to scratch. For me I make it a point to visit a brothel or get a hooker whenever I go out of the country, I always want to try some foreign delicacy when I'm out there.

the moment you stop putting pussy on a pedestal the better your life will be

>tfw a girl reached for my dick in high school and I got scared and ran away

23 year old virgin now, feels bad man.
No I'm not gay.

I'm the hooker dude and I promise you, the first time this happened to me I had the same exact reaction. I was a freshman and got targeted by this senior chick who had a click that liked to take boys virginity. It was fucked up and I suspected nothing. She didn't end up getting mine. It wasn't until a good 2 years later I finally did it.

My dick is on the pedestal, not pussy.

Cred Forums is boring tonight.

It's kinda on a drag, s'alright though

Thanks for sharing your opinion Ivan.

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Its not hooking up that you're missing out on. Honestly, while sex is amazing, it isnt worth obsessing about at all.

What makes it worthwhile is being with someone that wants you as badly as you want them. The foreplay, the pillowtalk, the relationship. You find out that animu, food, and movies are just so much better when you have somebody to share them with. Its that next level of companionship that you're missing out on.

But also having wild unprotected sex that is prefaced by lust and desire is pretty friggen awesome.

It's crazy how stigmatised using hookers is in western society. But what I always say is don't let a society that hates you decide your standards for you

If it were up to them, they'd let you die a virgin

I've had sex with a hooker once. I asked her to massage me and got her to open up with all this personal information. She told me she had a boyfriend who didn't know she was a prostitute. That really turned me on, the thought of cucking her boyfriend. At that point I told her to start sucking my dick and then I fucked her doggystyle while degrading her about being a cheating whore. She wasnt opening up fully to let me pound her properly but I made her and just fucked her silly. She start crying by the end but still said to come back again. Guess she needed the money

Well worth whatever I paid. I hate other people so much

Western or Angle society which came from prudish Victorian and Puritans?

Germany fully legalized. Is that not Western? Even USA has "zones" where it's OK, thought not quite regulated like in EU and certainly not the same quality girls.. or prices. Germany = better girls, all clean and prices very low compared to US.

Anglo*

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I don't mean legalised. Prostition is basically legal in the UK where I live but noone will admit to using them (despite it being estimated that one in four men will use one at some point). On top of that, women have an extremely negative view of using hookers

I think it's because they feel devalued by the idea of a person you can obtain sex from so easily. There are no hoops to jump through. You don't have to be grateful. You don't have to date her or pretend you're interested in what she has to say. You just give her a predecided sum and have fun

Think of all those guys out there taking out 8 or 9/10s on multiple dates and paying for them either with time or money only for them to freeze you out or tell you she just sees you as a friend. Hookers are very dangerous to these women

>1 in 4

Seems low.

>no one admits

Yea, I don't admit it in person either.. Unless I'm around people I know are sympathetic.

Everything else you said, 100% man.

Lmao pathetic

>mostly because it's hard to believe he could be alone based on what we see of him

This, virgins in real life are actually fucking creepy weirdos, there's no way he'd make it to 40 in real life

Pretty much this or guys who are just on the edge, like not very sociable, not very attractive, AND just have a real lack of interest. Like a perfect storm of being unfuckable..

I agree about the movie too. The character in the movie could definitely have gotten laid. But I mean that's just Hollywood man. They take women who are legit 9.5/10 and throw glasses on them and cast them as the "ugly" girl. Make over = take the glasses off. It's a joke. Trope.

before..

>Do good at school
>Do well at work
>Do fairly decent in social situations
>Can't get gf
It's like some kind of sick joke
Maybe I'm just uglier than I think I am

after...

lol

Seething virgin manchild detected.

Maybe you're just not old enough. Most people who post here are pretty damn young. Once you get your own place and reach that age where women all grown up and everything too it becomes quite simple and easy if you have your shit together..

When you are a young man, it's a girl's world. Really is. All the cool kids have all the capitol when it comes to that... Once you really hit adulthood it's totally a matter of socio-economic status for a man. Have a decent job and you own place and you will do just fine.

Protip: if you meet a girl that actually likes you and will fuck you, don't admit you're a virgin. EVER.

Just fuck her, at worst she will just think your nervous/ bad at sex.
There is literally no way they can know you're a virgin unless you can't figure out where to stick your dick or something or act like a little bitch.

lol I don't know man. I lost it at 15, but the first few times I had sex I had literally not fucking idea what I was doing what so ever. I literally came inside my girl like the first 10 times we fucked.

I'd suggest he not do that.

I don't have specific advice on tell or don't tell. Generally, I would say do tell though... I would also suggest he actually like educate himself on the subject.. Learn how to eat pussy the right way. If you actually care about a relationship or whatever and making her happy, that's what you need. Most women can't even get off from fucking. Some girls get literally nothing out of fucking. But all girls will quiver and squirm if you can eat pussy right.

I fucked my first serious girlfriend for months daily until I told her. She claimed I was the first guy to make her cum with sex.

Eventually I told her I was a virgin something changed. She lost respect for me or something.
Ended up breaking up soon after.

Might of been because I lied to her about having sex previously or something, but ;/

>da feel wen mumma didn get me girfrun for gristmas

muuumuuuu

You lost me at JUST

Borat sorry you no like.

But she did user, but she did. :,)

This is bullshit.
>I fucked my first serious girlfriend for months daily until I told her. She claimed I was the first guy to make her cum with sex. Eventually I told her I was a virgin.
That's what happened to me too but she thought she was special and that I was waiting for a girl like her.

Just so you know, both of those are me.

Anyways, she didn't look at it as "oh im special" more like "oh no.. why me.." "oh this guy is going to be extra clingy and in love/obsessed with me now"

She probably had a lot of experience fucking virgins, she was slutty.

>virgin-shaming

kek, hit a little close to home?

Considering that I am now almost a wizard, I hate this movie so much. I guess I can elaborate further but what's the point? I'm only going to look like a bitter bitch complaining about it.

So I'll just say that it was basically like a typical comedy movie done thousands of times before if you take away the subject matter.

Sex is pretty fun, you should try it once tho.

>be virgin
>be extreme porn addict
>only like fapping to the most degenerate porn now

eh

>be virgin
>be extreme porn addict
>want to go on nofap so I can get aroused by normal things again
>realize there's no point in doing so anyway
>fap 3 times to degenerate shit
>want to go on nofap so I can get aroused by normal things again
>rinse and repeat

whats the point of you?

Same, I think that part of your brain just sort of atrophies away over time if you don't use it, just like any other.

It was funny but also sad at the same time (as I realised that I related to the main character a bit too much for my liking).

It was funny when I saw it, but now I realize I am the 40 year old virgin ;_;

Why are sexually active people so sensitive?

>It's crazy how stigmatised using hookers is in western society.
What's really crazy is you'll find people promoting that stigma on both sides of politics, both evangelicals and feminists. They have literally nothing else in common but they sure do hate prostitution and porn (or at least some parts of these groups do).

>pathetic unfunny virgin-shaming
Pretty much this.

They try to disguise this by pointing out the flaws in the other characters, but it just comes across as forced.

This is pasta, right?

I thought it was funny because I am not a virgin.

>29th birthday today
>kissless, hugless, dateless, touchless virgin
I gave up on women years ago. I still wish I could find my pure waifu that will be my companion and share a life with, but I know it's a pipe's dream. I just go through my day life and ignore women for the most part. Hell, I don't even look at people's faces anymore.

I was a virgin and still found it funny.

The Elizabeth Banks scenes should redeem any complaints you have.

I'm still a 26 year old virgin and it's one of my favorite comedies.

Happy Birthday user. Fuck this gay earth right?

>the female equivalent is 18

Happy birthday!

Things are how they are and there's nothing you can do to change that. I'm really banking on VR technology to save me, but that will end up making me even more depressed. Considering the average US female is a solid 20 pounds heavier than me and they get fatter as they age, I wouldn't even want a women anymore.

>not as easy as you think
Literally all she has to do is ask any guy if they want to fuck her in the pussy.

I'm in the same shit but basically if I hate anyone it's just myself.

I also developed 100 fold as a person in like 1 year but still have these periods where I could easily hang myself.

>18 year old female virgin
>That's an obstacle to overcome in any shape or form

You can only "develop" yourself so much before you realize it was just a waste of time, money, and energy. Me for example was gang raped by genetics so there isn't much point in trying to improve anything when I'll always be ugly as all fuck.

No that guy actually spends $500+ on hookers so he can brag about it on Cred Forums

Forest Whitaker is one of the ugliest niggers I've ever seen and he's still an attractive person. Don't be such a faggot.

There's no point in losing your virginity if you're older than 20. You've already missed out on being normal. Every woman you will be with has had more dicks in her and more cum in her than you will ever fuck women.

If anything is worth developing it's the attitude to life and not giving a single fuck about things.

Do you need to jizz to lose your virginity?

My friend stuck my dick in her and I kind of wiggled around then quit after awhile because it didn't feel good.

I don't know if I should count that.

>Forest Whitaker
>ugly
Yeah, no. He might be considered hollywood ugly. I'm not even "oh no my life sucks because I'm average" kind of ugly. I'm downright 0-2/10 rated ugly.

Easier said than done. Nice edgy teenager bullshit too. When I'm at work I typically zone out and run on complete autopilot until the day is over. When I'm out in public though (which is rare as fuck) I get subconscious as all hell. Then again you'll never know what it's like to be truly ugly.

Some people don't like physical contact.

I don't know what it's like to be as you said "truly ugly", however I was a shut in anxiety ridden faggot. So my mental health wasn't better than that.

>I'm downright 0-2/10 rated ugly.
No you're not. You are just delusional and like to pity yourself.

It's a really typical film.

The humour in it won't stand the test of time. I'll let you know I love Judd Apatow film, but his humour is so generic and somewhat propped up by the zeitgeist. It's the difference between Monty Python and Wayne and Shuster. The Pythons were just so out there, their jokes were so original and they had such range. Wayne and Shuster on the other hand were like 'Hey that Woodstock thing is pretty current, what can we do with that?' 'What about Woodstock in hell?' 'Sweet, sounds good.'

I posted a picture once and was actually rated anywhere between 0-2. I'm a fucking trainwreck looks wise. Even my body is pure shit for other reasons.

Actually saw it yesterday,
it was sooo boring.

>virgin shaming

This is bait