Watch British crime movie

That's why you should have a gun, too. Guns are literally freedom. Nothing spells a safe society like undisciplined rednecks carrying around chrome firearms.

>go to Britain
>don't speak Paki so get sent back to America

>be british
>get cucked by black bulls

>Be American
>Laugh at thin couple falling over and farting

>be american
>shit in walmart

>watch most critically acclaimed American TV series of all time
>they're all speaking some primitive unintelligible form of English

>be Americuck
>be 60% white

>watch American tv series

I'm American, and I don't understand why anyone would subject themselves to watching our programming.

>Watch British crime movie
>Cunt is said 182 times

>british crime movie
>they all talk like funny little leprechauns
>can't stop laughing at the silly accents
>it's like children trying to sound tough
I take british crime about as seriously as I take the Canadian mafia.

as opposed to Italian Americans

Non whites in Britain are allowed to possess guns.

>You're not safe unless you live in a police-state.

Tell me again why "Hate Speech" should be a jailable offense.

Our dry sense of humour is literally a coping mechanism

Anything to declare?

>be britbong
>shitpost on the internet
>get arrested

>be anglo
>be hated everywhere you go outside your 5 country safe space

why are all american so fat, ugly and disgustingly stupid?

>watch movie set in London
>"Now war is declared" by the clash starts playing

Trump needs to lord over a nation of like-minded and like-bodied people.

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I don't know why, American accents sounds like everyone is holding their nose. And you pronounce T and D the same.

like clockwork, you yanks really cannot handle the banter

Trump's grandpa really dropped the ball there.

there is less shootings, tho, doesn't?

alochol

Both the UK and US are fucked at the moment

The US is a gun mad hell hole where you have extreme inequality, out of control police, out of control warmongering and defense budget, constant surveillance and the choice of a corrupt crook or the embodiment of everything wrong with capitalism as choices for President

The UK is even worse surveillance state with inequality, inbred morons voting to leave the EU which is going to decimate our economy and a completely broken political system which is currently ruled by Eton mess swilling pig and kiddy fuckers who are destroying our healthcare system and are socially regressive

>throw out some banter
>get bantered back
>claim they can't take it
shit form lad

Can send your kids to school without them getting shot tho. Or the cinema. Or the shopping centre. Or the gay bar.

this

>I'm American, and I don't understand why anyone would subject themselves to watching our programming.

>inbred morons vote to leave the EU

What makes you say that? Do you think that maybe people made a choice based on reasons instead of for the sake of it?

Its funny because the majority of the country votes leave, then again the majority of the country are the one who are affected by mass immigration that causes lack of jobs and overcrowding of the nhs as well as farms and small businesses who get fucked by EU laws

But you have to pay extra to go on holiday, boo fucking hoo you fucking faggot

Less doesn't cover it. There are zero mass shootings. Zero. I'm not talking about criminals killing each other, mind, I'm talking about law-abiding citizens walking into a place full of other law abiding citizens and ending all their lives. You know, the American way.

It's even worse when you live here. Everyone is so negative, so "why bother" about everything, it's depressing as fuck.

Meanwhile in the UK..

Why would you send your kids to the gay bar?

Have you ever heard a British person speaking? Or just a that generic weird accent Americans do when they try to imitate us?

Also they say their Os like As and often vice versa.

Except joblessness was falling in the two years prior to the referendum? Look it up. Look at the job loss projections and loss of investment predicted following the referendum, how exactly will leaving remedy this? There won't be less immigration

On top of that, most immigration comes from outside of the EU. Look it up. If we stay in the single market, immigration will be completely unaffected.

I'd love to hear some of these EU laws that are fucking over farmers and small businesses

If I agree with your statement about the NHS being overcrowded but the Tory government has actively been starving it to death and auctioning off parts to the highest private bidders. If there are so many immigrants as you say, where is the increased investment into housing and the NHS which should come with that tax revenue? Oh wait, it went to "balancing the books" which in the wake of the referendum has been quietly declared as unachievable

Leave voters are gullible morons, sorry

>Muzzies making impotent noise is worse than children literally being murdered by native citizens on a regular enough basis that it's not even newsworthy any more

right
a couple of them really couldnt take the bant though

Hmm, you may be onto something there:

m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_57fe3772e4b0a95685454bcd

>Huffington post

>most migrants are from outside the EU

Its because a majority of EU citizens arent classed in statics as "Foreign Migrants". I dont know you but i can bet any sum of money that you work in London, as if you fucking understand the plight of the working class and how fucked the job market is

And yeah, unemployment has been a projected factor because EU migrants didnt just turn up yesterday and take jobs, theyve been doing it for years

Someone on a low wage cant provide for their family but 5 polish guys in a 2 bedroom flat can support their families back in Poland, thats why the economy gets fucked, because money isnt spent in the UK. Instead its sent out to their home countries

Farming? All the charges and quotas forced in farmers due to the CAP "support" that really punishes british farmers

lol there cant be guns, its impossible, guns are banned in the UK