Character calls up a pizza place

>Character calls up a pizza place
>"YES, A LARGE PIZZA PLEASE"
>Doesn't say what kind it is

What?

Do not group european pizza together some of that shit is delicious and elsewhere it tastes like my wife's retard son made it

CUT MY SLICE IN TWO PIZZAS

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

WIFE'S SON

>american pizza delivery
>perfectly fine and delicious pepperoni pizza
>cheese below the pizza
>germany pizza delivery
>awful looking pizza, everything is disgusting about iit
>a thick layer of disgusting "cheese" on top of the disgusting pepperoni

fml

>character orders a large pizza pie for the Nutrin household
>the pizza comes out aggressive
Really?

kek

>american pizza delivery
>you are required to tip, lest the local pizza police get called on you
>european pizza delivery
>no tip required

Pizza looks like this here.

just the tip of all those immigrants

maybe you should stop ordering pizza from a kebap place

Only Italian and American pizzas are good. No other country can do it right.

>character orders a pizza
>its not 'go 'za

In Croatia I get a delicious wood oven pizza delivered to my door. Basically if you're a serious pizza place you will have a wood oven, otherwise what's the point? I can make pizza in an electric oven at home so why would I pay for it. But I would pay for that delicious wood oven pizza flavor.

Delivery is always free and even though you don't have to tip I always tip the delivery driver.

Moj crnjo

Americans will never know.

Daily reminder that americans invented pizza and then retroactively europeans claimed the invention for themselves.

>inb4 ur wrong americans dont eat vegetables

that American pizza looks boring.
this is European pizza.

wow so fucking funny i saw that meme, clip too how does it fell to be 11 fucking years old you sperm

authentic italian restaurants exist in USA

The moment you eat Napoli's pizza you'll never want any other pizza ever again.

>authentic italians in USA
sure. just like the bostonians are irish lmao

Take note of the difference in amount of vegetables between both continents.

This is insanely good.

Tomatoes are vegetables
Grain is vegetables
Cheese is vegetables
(You) are a retard

No one thinks they are. How outdated are you? What century do you think it is?
Kek. Mexicans aren't Mayans/Aztecs or whatever you want. Italians nor Romania are not Holy Roman Empire. And so on.

>comparing a meat only pizza to not meat only pizza
There are veggie only pizzas in America too and mixes etc. You shouldn't be comparing them unironically.

>Cheese is vegetables

Greasy fast food pizza is nothing to be proud of

IT'S ALL VEGETABLES, FUCKSTICKS

>tomato paste is the reason
>despite barely having any actual tomatoes
>despite tomatoes being a fruit

this
I'm from Belgium and kebab pizza is usually disgusting but pizza from an Italian restaurant is delicious.

>insults European pizza
>Italy is part of Europe
>Italians invented pizza
>Italian pizza is delicous
sure, Ameriburger

>pepperoni
>meat
is meat.

If it's not meat then it's vegetables, are you really this dense or just pretending?

>Italians invented pizza
Please, everyone know that Real 'Za comes from Chicago. Check this one out.

Like tomato soup in a bread bowl with a little cheese and basil sprinkled on top?

that looks pretty tasty

Yea, but order a hawaiian and you get ham, pineapple, and probably something else. If you order whatever that other thing is, you get meat and the other stuff. Depending on what you order, you get different toppings. So comparing a PEPPERONI only pizza will give you....just.... pepperoni.

But whoever mentioned it earlier is a bit right, sometimes in European the meat only stuff comes with added stuff. Too bad its usually shit like corn.

FUCKING CORN.
I personally like it but even I know it's weird.

Also, Europeans add shit like ketchup, mayonaise, and mustard.

>ketchup
>mustard
sounds like an american thing

are u trying to trick me user

Bzzzt. Wrong. Europe only. Specifically central and east. No one in the US does that shit.

Did you visit there and they tricked you to eat a pizza with catsup 'n murray on it? Fucking hell dude.

I wonder what it must be like to be an American who's grown up with the internet evolving, being constantly told you're the best at everything and then slowly finding out that's bullshit.

No wonder they're incapable of accepting anything outside their bubble of nationalism.

>Specifically central and east.
that might be but not in the West
and this is exactly why you need to stop throwing all of Europe together. We have a bit more diversity and culture than you.

>amount of tomato paste makes it a vegetable
>tomato is a fruit
YOU CANT FUCKING MAKE THIS UP

AMERICAN """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""EDUCATION"""""""""""""""""

Visited, lived for a while, didn't try. Sounds/looks awful. Hilarious to see their reactions when I said no to condiments though.

>Europe vs America mentality threads
>Europe gets a negative remark
>N-not all Europe
You don't let Americans play that game, I won't let you.
Regardless, pizza sucks everywhere in Europe save Italy.

I'm from central Europe and never seen anyone doing this. And never seen it during any of my trips in Europe too.

>American """""pizza"""""

Znaci ima nas i na Cred Forums-u.

>Also, Europeans add shit like ketchup, mayonaise, and mustard.
We add some spicy olive oil, nothing more.

nice 'go'za 'riend

Its not a matter of education dumbass.

Its literally a way for the equivalemnt of fast food companies suppLying schools to stay within the letter of the law whilst still serving cheap junk food.

The average american, oitsoide the south, knows its bullshit and to think otherwise is disingenuous.

What country? Fast food pizza places do it. Saw it in Romania, Hungary, and maybe Slovakia.

Italian pizza is a meme.
They did it first, but god damn they didn't do it best.

Italian Pasta, that's a fucking eye opener.

>Its not a matter of education dumbass.
>equivalemnt
>oitsoide
>suppLying

Even their pizza is fat, lmao

>Saw it slav countries where the can't afford proper toppings
>All of Europe does this guys! Trust me, I'm american so I know this stuff

kebab pizza?

>Thank goodmess he maed typoos naow I no has to talky him words.
OK lad.

>That dainty shit

It's like a pizza became sentiment and was a faggot.

Just like the people who think that looks good. Be sure to use a knife and fork, you might break your limp wrist trying to pick up a slice.

did someone puke on a pizza crust after eating chinese?

>You don't let Americans play that game, I won't let you.
because you have no culture