What is the point of doing a Baywatch movie in the post internet porn age Cred Forums?
Baywatch: The movie
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She's been in a lot of movies with The Rock lately. How many times do you think he's slammed her already?
Internet porn existed back then too, there were also nudes of most of the female cast.
but the answer is money
It did but it was in its infancy. Wasn't the all you can eat buffet that it is now.
more like gaywatch, im i rite? :))
Holy fuck, Hasselhoff is grandpa but still Hugh Mungusly good. That's German genes for you.
webm related
Nostalgia pandering just like everything else.
She's just walking funny to mask her wobble from taking a long night of dicking, right?
>Cred Forums
You have to go back.
if only the bikinis didn't fucking suck, whoever's in charge of wardrobe needs to get murdered
>ywn see mammario in the original baywatch suit
he doesn't know the rock is the gayest man on the planet
whats the point of daddario wearing high cut swim suits if her pusy is hairless?
My Gramps had the same bod till he was 90. You keep fit buy chopping wood, having a morning routine and doing garden stuff. And yeah I'm German.
Its being marketed as an action comedy. Maybe its a parody?
So normies and the religious can rationalize their hypocrisy.
No point at all.
The studios are just scrapping the bottom of the barrel for remakes.
Rock is gay
Hasselhoff is taller than The Rock??
should be the same height
193cm / 6'4''
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Are you Eastern German like our lord and savior Antje Traue or Western?
hmmm
or she is having fun among her friends
you decide
Targeting the nostalgic audience probably boomers who can't into internet porn
She said she was breaking in new shoes.
>DUDE JUST WATCH PORN LMAO
you can't watch porn in a movie theater, baka. also depraved hardcore porn is getting stale. I'm tired of gaping assholes and girls drowning in cum, I want to see Daddarios saggy tits running, well lit and coreographed. Coreography is a lost art in porn these days, it's just soulless pounding with some dicksucking interludes, finishing with cumshots in faces. Porn needs to evolve.
too bad she has 0 ass
U see guys!? Girls can be funny too lol!!
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I SAID DON'T SEAT
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the hoff is bigger than the rock?
Have you seen a girl getting double penetrated in the ass while being deepthroated till she pukes?
No, Rock is at a funny angle, plus look at Rock's arms in comparison to Hoff's
People were still using 56k modems back then. It took ages just for one image to load.
>yfw the rok is jack burton
SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS
And it was worth it.
By god it was worth it.
Baywatch came on TV. I wouldn't go to the movies, pay ticket prices, parking etc, just to see some girls in a bikini.
Maybe if they made a new show I would watch.
You failed the math class
1 nude 480x600 jpeg = 50 kilobytes
56k = 8 kilobytes per second
6.25 seconds to load nudes on 56k
If you want video, then yeah, better go for a hike while it's downloading
AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT
Anyone ever watch Baywatch Nights?
That was some whack shit, yo
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SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY
It turned into some x-files shit at some point. Crazy stuff.
What's with movie starts these days having shaved chests
Even James fucking Bond is perfectly hairless below the neck
As late as the 90's we had doughy Pierce Bronsan show off his glorious chest mane
doubt he has a big dick
>he actually thinks you got 56Kbps from a 56K modem
You're such a fucking dumbass. I bet you were born after 9/11.
it was awesome
but mainly in a cheesy bad way