Is he our guy?

>/k/'s idol getting BTFO by fa/tv/irgins

G L O R I O U S

dragon ballzarian got carried by his daddy very hard

Yes

this disgusting piece of shit is not even Cred Forums's guy

also manlet lmao

>manlet with a trust fund whose biggest accomplishment is copping a feel of Claire Abbott

yeah he is

he's a insecure broke manlet with no father figure so yes defiantly

>those remain unfiltered

there's a difference between saying the right shit for the good of the country to saying "lel ur husband fks bitches"

this manlet is a fucking broke ass retard living on a ball of time. suicide when

But his cock connects with some pretty awesome pussy.

I wish I could fuck just one of his (azn) sluts

He fucks a lot of Cred Forums waifus though.

he's under 6ft 1 tho

Wtf I love manlets now

'7"
So what? I'm 5'7" and I receive many compliments on my height. It is like, anywhere I go some cute girl will tell me how perfectly tall I am.

And? Not like fa/tv/irgins are on average any taller.

dam his chin is pretty weak

why is being 6'1 a big deal?

how does he look without that beard?

Fuck off smurf shit

If I pull that beard off will you die?

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oh yes

He has really terrible skin.

He should try a dermatologist.

They cost less than all the whores he hires every day.

he looks like a huge mongoloid without it

>le leefee cheen meeem

Hodor?

LOL! looks like someone is TRIGGERED

No way to prove it but that was me btw

Yeah,it's the perfect height for being ridiculed.

>duuuh da age of pussified political correctness, dood
>I'm a man and this is what men are supposed to act like, right? Right guys?

In bed maybe.

Did you guys listen to the Joe Rogan Podcast with him on it? Quite boring, Joe was too much in awe to actually question him and you can tell Dan lies through his teeth when it comes to how he acquired his wealth.

The episode with Jesse Ventura after that one was god-tier

Shit yes

define 'manly' without looking it up you pathetic excuse for one.

I dunno, ask one of the vapid internet celebrities that your weak ass has latched onto.

I fall asleep listening to that podcast, I couldn't tell he was lying.

this looks like trumo was shopped in

>I dunno
grow some balls

Ok, broseph

>>/k/'s idol

This guy? No fucking way

lol why do you worship him? because he posts selfies with le epic trigger discipline?

>legless mcgee is the idol of /k/
>not gun jesus

My favourite part of every Bilzerian thread is when all the faggots come out of the woodwork to say, "Haha, manlet, haha, look how sad and empty his life is that he has to try to buy everything he wants in life like women and respect. What a loser." as they post from their tiny apartments they pay for with NEETbux eating Ramen noodles. "He may look happy on the outside but on the inside he's just a shallow and sad little man. Daddy's money can't buy happiness." Then they open a new Private Window and flip to xvideos to jerk off onto their own stomach and spend the rest of the night watching competitive Counterstrike matches.

Then my second favourite part is when these same neets try to defend themselves by retorting with "projection meme" so they can try to divert attention back away from their own pitiful subsistence and try to fire pot-shots at a man who is better than them by every conceivable measure, like a woman would do.

I'm not from /k/ dingdong nor do I worship him, I'm expressing disbelief that this guy could be one of their idols

Yeah I thought so too. So fake.

> yeah brah I once drank date rape drug before an exam lol im so cool brah
> yeah brah I just completed SEAL training like 8 times and they just didn't like me

like give me a break dude

not really

>male instagram model
no

wtf is wrong with guy?
he's that rothchild faggot right?

>supports Trump
>Dan stakes online poker pro's (whilst he may just stake live 99% of pro's make their living online)
>Pence supports continued banning of online poker in US (muh freedom)

hypocrite much?

so I watched Joe Rogan's show with Dan
Guy says he has ADD, thats what made him obsess over Poker and thats where he made his millions
The heart attack was him doing frat boy shit, taking an OD of viagra with cocaine etc.
He actually seemed like a boring guy being on the show or maybe he was bored due to his ADD. Joe was trying to suck his nuts the whole show btw.
Says he did everything he ever wanted to do at 35, is redpilled about women/marriage and just wants to have fun, I see nothing wrong with that.

ADD seems like a terrible thing for poker though I'm just an MTT scrub so maybe cash games it helps idk, but from what I here he isn't really beating any poker games outside of his control, like he isn't grinding down in vegas or hopping to Mexico to play is he?

online poker is retarded, bots and software everywhere
he said so himself and how he likes figuring people out face to face duhh

he said that he literally won 40 million from playing 1v1 against a guy over a couple months

Very very few poker pro's make the majority of their living playing live.. the idea of bots doing well in large MTT fields is pretty ludicrous, I agree they can be prevalent in HU cash, and personally have had money returned to me due to investigations so I'm not gonna lose sleep over it..

He got farther than most of us losers.

And no. Don't you fucking reply to me and say I'm projecting. You're not a winner at life if you're reading this.

Prostitute waifus?

Was that online? I know pretty much all winners in cash HU nosebleeds and don't think Dan is one. many players I know would be happy to sit him.

>winners can't use the internet

i luv dis meme

farther in what way? he's a trust fund kid

he's right though, you low test beta fuckfaces all hang off the dick of some fags and pretend you're part of their circle or some shit because it's the closest you'll ever get to being "alpha"

they're all the same, and most of them are incredibly misinformed about the most basic shit they try to discuss, it's fucking hilarious, especially when little bitches like you encourage it and take part in their self-esteem circlejerk

>grow some balls
>from some weenie who just exited puberty and is clamoring to defend someone from an internet stranger

L O L
>another faggot of the same variety still SALTY AS FUCK over getting BTFO because he hangs from sam's dick instead, and sam doesn't know shit about even holding a gun

it's cool to know it hurt your feelings enough that you're still crying about it the next day though

Frankly this.

LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A SHAVED FACE