Need to get in shape to defeat Superman

>need to get in shape to defeat Superman
>do crossfit

if it worked, why ridicule the method?

>jar of urine

this sequence was so bizarre

does he think any amount of weightlifting will help him against a demigod?

is snyder trying to tell us something about batperson? or is he just an hacknslash game?

deyel faggots who never did any sports in their entire lives detected.

he's saying that super"""man""" is a shit superhero because he never trains to improve himself

He needed to be in shape so he was strong enough to move around in that big metal armour suit you dipshit

>moving goalposts
you disneylets never learn

fatass detected
>>>crossfit

at least our movies are fun

yahoo

*quips*

you could "do sports" for literally your entire life and you wouldn't develop a body even close to powerful enough to beat superman

retard

okay true but you dont have batman!

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this is literally how most dcucks think

they're still stuck in that phase from when they were kids where they're convinced batman is automatically the coolest because he's "not like other heroes"

Crossfit is the GOAT workout tho.

Way better than just lifting or running.

How can liftcucks even compare?

He still needed to beat the shit out of Superman while he was gassed and being DYELmode isn't going to help with that. Also that armor probably weighs a lot.

I like batman because he's the only one that can actually exist in today's world

>gee whiz I need to get in shape to beat the guy that can literally drag an entire battleship effortlessly

What's the point? It's like a regular joe doing 10 pull-ups before he gets in a fist-fight with Goku

he literally does

He's not actually fighting against Supes he is fighting against the limitations of the human body you pleb.

In all seriousness though, he does have to lug around that giant armored suit. And he plans on fighting a weakened Superman so the extra strength would help.

He would get wrecked by some narco if he tried that bullshit tho.

How was Batman able to swing around Superman on a rope when he weighs several tons? The batmobile slamming into him didn't even move him.

I thought it was amusing that they had him doing that stuff because it's probably what Affleck did to prepare for the role.

Crossfit is a meme, 2/3 days of hard lifting and 2 days HIT with hard cardio is way more effective for shredding and getting big

When Superman has his power he has infinite friction which is why he can drag the tanker by walking on ice. That is why the car doesn't move him.

Quite the opposite.

To be able to fight crime IRL like comic book heroes do, you'd need some sort of superpowers to a) be able to be on the scene when mobsters do shit and b) be able to survive being shot at close range.

Batman would spend months hanging around dockyards and warehouses freezing his butt off without seeing so much as a jaywalker. Then when he finally stumbled across a gas station being robbed he gets shot in the stomach with a .38

This. The metal suit probably weighed hundreds of pounds, it's what kept his organs from getting liquefied when Superman smashed him into the wall.

>needing to get in shape to fight superman
JUST FUCKING STAB HIM WITH KRYPTONITE!!!

>needs to develop muscle mass everywhere at once in a shirt time since he will be wearing a suit of super dense armor

>fatties complain


Fat people will not just complain about doing exercise, but also whine if they have to merely watch someone else do it.

nice tits

Capeshit

Zac Snyder has a massive boner for Gym Jones' training regimes from when he filmed 300.