ITT: women who wanted Louis' dick

ITT: women who wanted Louis' dick

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Louis CK?

Louis Theroux?

Louis Theroux moron

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Haley

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who dat

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Which one is that? I'm pretty sure I've seen all his stuff but don't recognise her.

plot twist: she's a scientologist

off broadway. one of the best.

>Tommy Gunn us a manlet
suddenly everything makes more sense

she's so cute, and acting like Anne Hathaway, Louis is a player

proof?

Is Thorax the ultimate alpha?

to be fair, Louis is quite tall... Tommy is probably average sized for an American

scientologynews.org/press-releases/meet-a-scientologist-nicole-greenwood.html

>tfw cute girls don't giggle around you and touch your arm

Who was in the wrong here?

Doesn't matter. Do they make eye contact with you? Even for a fraction of a second? Then they want your dick.

That dude is a fucking lunatic.

this webm makes me so happy for some reason

louie was happy back then

it was before he met the guy fitter than a butcher's dog

Never watched him but looks interestng; where do I begin?

Is it just me or did the prostitute look a lot like Jennifer Lawrence?

This girl actually came off as kind of bitchy if I recall correctly. I think she is mocking his acting here. This is the off off broadway episode.

good that you say it, it finally makes sense

young Louis was cute

where's this from?

You just know

>all dat eye contact
>all dat smiling
>dat arm touch
If louis didnt fuck this woman I have lost all faith in the world, shes pretty qt too

Weird Weekends: Off-Off Broadway

>ITT: women who wanted Louis' dick

Take a look at his lineup and dive into whatever interests you. The subjects are vast. Earlier stuff is generally lighter, newer stuff more serious. I started with the Philadelphia episode and marathoned everything else within about a month.

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Which one is this again?

louis and the brothel I think

26:30
44:00
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Earlier stuff is goofier, later more serious. Both are great, depends on you and your mood.

Some of my favourites in no particular order
>Gambling in Las Vegas
>Brothel
>Thai Brides
>Twilight of the Porn Stars
>Behind Bars

Honorable mention for the funniest
>Gangster Rap

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Thx m8

Seconded

She's in the new Scientology doc, sent to spy but doesnt have the fortitude and wanders off when called out. i cant find a name

she's a scientology goon in the scientology movie but she acted different than the other scientology goons, she didn't seem too into it and tried to avoid confrontation

she was also a qt

>she was also a qt
And she's probably crazy as fuck. One of those psycho bitches.

imagine the sex

ah well, it's not like you have to marry her

also, she looked like pic related

>Twilight of the Porn Stars
Tommy Gunn, Kagney Linn-Carter and Montae are some of the best characters ever featured in his docs, which makes it the best one if you ask me

>tfw Tommy is lonelier than you

Yeah, but at least he gets laid.
I wonder if Cred Forums knows that the biggest cuck on earth is a black guy. I think they would like that.

Was she in the credits?

Montae got outcucked in Hot Girls Wanted. He was a freeloader so he was getting at least something out of that relationship.

Doubt it. She wouldn't even say a word to Louis, and she clearly wasn't high-ranking, so how would he know her name?

When Louis met Jimmy

The former Scientologist told Louis her name, it was Katherine

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Britain comes off as so strange in his work. Like, a tiny, backwards joke of a country, like the Office or something. The Saville worship, the Max Clifford/PR episode made the industry look infantile, Paul Daniels is your premiere magician? No wonder he left for LA.

>tfw no cooker

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When you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.

Just grab them.

he was my friend

Having watched these myself I'd say that's a retarded conclusion.

You speak like someone with a lack of knowledge regarding the subject they're talking about.

Study the documentaries more, study Britain more.

Defensive Brexit pleb detected, Britain is a shithole currently even more retarded than America

Obviously I guess the country, and it's show business...business have grown since the late 90s, but the portrait his work paints is of a really amateurish show business apparatus. Like, Boca Raton retirement community tier.

Britain is a land of bulldog faced bigots

Might have misspelled "Alpha," mate.

Has anyone confirmed which ep this one is? I can remember him auditioning for something and singing really badly, but looking through the episode guide I can't pinpoint which series or episode it's from.

Damn those are some nice looking big strong hands.

>tfw 6'2, wide shoulders, thick frame, but have small hands with short delicate fingers.

>and a small dick.

JUST

not even joking. guess I should go back to /r9k/

Don't get mad because they don't want you third world niggers in their country turning it into the backwards shithole you're trying to escape from.

You're overthinking it. Get out of /r9k/, women don't analyse every little detail on you.

I want to post link to that britbong banging Jeffrey the ladyboy in Thailand but I dont want to get banned. Alpha as fuck.

is your dick thick though, cause that's what matters

the drinking ep was pretty good, eh

no.

I try not to think about it anymore. I'm thinking I will just tell people I am Asexual if they press hard on me not having a gf.

If that's the conclusion you came to after watching a couple of episodes following around over the hill ex-TV personalities then, yes, you're retarded.

>I will just tell people I am Asexual if they press hard on me not having a gf.

same

You do realise no one believes you, right? You should rather tell them you're gay.

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good list. my favorites are his "weird weekend" episodes, because they're more light hearted. but, you really can't go wrong with anything Theroux has done. They're all very entertaining.

I also think these are good:

Swingers, Porn (both from weird weekends)

* and UFOs

I think the best ones are the middle ground between very serious and random wackos. Hence the Porn one or the Brothel, a little funny, a little serious, a little heart-warming, a little tragic. That's also why Louis is so great, he can combine all of them.

>Hence the Porn one or the Brothel, a little funny, a little serious, a little heart-warming, a little tragic. That's also why Louis is so great, he can combine all of them.

Exactly

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post rare Louises

>Tfw Haley will never tease you then offer to give you a comfy backrub

That shit with her ex husband was also pretty heavy

Thanks m8's have a (you)

Katherine was the other girl in the suit who yelled at him about the road being closed, the girl in the shades is different

Hmmm. I might try this.

Np m8. One more reason to get into Louis is that after his new docs come out, Cred Forums is full of threads about them and they're actually good threads, not autistic like the got general or something.

Again, everyone knows asexual is just a made up term for people who are somehow afraid of or can't get sex. Don't say it.

Was that the guy who believed he could talk to g-d?

Katherine was the ex-wife of the dude that would get beat up by the top Scientology dude. She was the woman giving Louis. Shit about filming on the road.

true

Some people don't have any sexual urges at all, user. Some people don't even masturbate, they just don't have the need to release.

Fuck dude. It's like they only go for the rich attractive people or something.

>tfw you realize she only wanted to fuck him because she thought he was famous enough to be her ticket out of her shit life

HAI WOOWEY

>british people did not realize that this was a paedophile when he was still alive

literally how?

Except that these are incredibly rare, mostly because natural selection killed them off very easily.

Most """asexual""" people do masturbate, but they excuse it with something like
>it's just a physical thing, like eating, you have to do it every now and then
>I think of it as "releasing a valve", it's nothing sexual or pleasurable
etc.

They did mate. It was common knowledge, the establishment on the other hand didn't care.

It was a different time

Wish I was gay, life would be simpler and I could just bottom and find a love.

But I'm not gay.

>Except that these are incredibly rare
Yeah, but they exist. You said they didn't. They do.

And I agree, the whole masturbation thing seems weird, but you don't have to actuslly take any pleasure from it, and you don't have to be thinking of another human being, or an animal or whatever, whilst you are doing it.

Didn't he mention in a book meeting her years later and she had a bf looked like him?

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And where are you from to throw around insults?

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