Eva Green

If you had to choose between casting her or Alex, who and how would you choose?

Twice a day for at least a year now.

>she will never take your virginity at 15 years old
>she will never gently guide you through sex

Catwoman in Batfleck solo movie.

Eva Green is Tim Burton's new pet actor, like Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp were before her.

Eva seems more autistic so her

Alex would be fun but she's too normie when you get down to it

Cast them both as lesbian lovers

>Appears nude in every film she's in
>Still getting work after age 35
>Other actresses aging like milk

Why is she so perfect?

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Mom on daughter porn hopefully. Who do we want to play the daughter?

that made my dick tingle considerably.

is that wrong?
am I a weirdo?

Anything that requires acting gets Eva. If I need a pair of titties and nothing else then Daddario.

They are both fairly autistic actually.

>eva what are you doing, that's not in the script
>god dammit just throw it in
>fucking eva man

>cigarette

fucking disgusting

She's so fucking hot in this movie. The sex scene is better than most porn.

Can't think of anyone right now but I support this idea

best scene in KoH

Nu-male faggot born in the 1990s detected. Tell your whore of a single mother I said hi.

Probably play some kind of witch or otherwise strange and mystical figure.

Oh grow up faggot. Go and eat some tofu while writing your blog on the plight of women in society while your gf gets fucked by a big black bull you fucking cuck.

I literally rewatched the scene multiple times, first time seeing the movie, to masterbate

>using the term normie unironically
Kill yourself.

>Eva
>Autstic

Just because shes not a party slut doesn't mean shes a loser like you.

Has she ever done a movie that was not at least a little bit fappable? Can't think of anything desu

youtube.com/watch?v=ivVHmLq2TnA

you mean who is next

so cute

Whoa, just because you're autistic doesn't mean you're a loser. The only thing being lost here is my respect...for you.

The Golden Compass

>mfw she distance herself from the film because they butcher the source material.

jesus christ that's a lot of assumptions, and none of them is correct

Is there a movie where she's ugly? She's always beautiful.

Even when they try to make her look ugly she's fucking stunning

Eva is the superior Semen Demon. Daddario is a mere underling to Eva.

>that scene in 300

You type like a nigger. You being raised by a single mom was definitely on point. No use denying it.

It's only limp wristed numale cucks that get triggered by smoking. It's genetic user I don't blame you for it.

Agreed.

>You type like a nigger
I really don't know what you meant by this.
>You being raised by a single mom was definitely on point
nope, my parents are still together even to this day, which, I'm not gonna lie, I also think is rather surprising.

nah mate, I was a smoker for 6 years, I just realized it was disgusting and didn't show it in a fucking photoshoot trying to glamourize it in any way because I'm not a fucking idiot.

I mean, I know this is Cred Forums, but still, these comments are as childish as they can get.

>I really don't know what you meant by this.
A nigger wouldn't.
>nope
"No use denying it." Stop being uppity, Jamal.

Three big black bulls running a train on her. Also maybe stage acting.

Yep, definitely a faggot. You really do need to stop being so limp and projecting your dislikes onto everyone else. I can tell you know they'll be something (You) like that others consider disgusting, and neither of you are definitely right.

Alex is much more desperate for roles, I'd have her believe she has to fuck me to get the role. Definitely cum on her face and tits a few times.

Then I'd cast Eva because she's a much better actress.

I'm gonna choose to semi-ignore your otherwise risible comment by default just because I'm still intrigued as to what you menat by me "typing like a nigger".

I mean, I don't really want to expose you as a child with no arguments again, but I am asking you for a second time already.

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I'd understand your point of view if we were discussing over a different topic, but if you honestly believe that smoking is not a filthy and disgusting habit then you're either a child or a smoker who's trying to not feel like a piece of shit by lying to himself.

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Juno Temple.

Also what the heck is going on in this thread?

Dark-haired mommy with blonde daughter doesn't add up
Who's young and has dark hair and has some resemblance to her?

Is this meant to be a Ministry of Silly Walks reference?

She's her step daughter then.

Don't be picky user. Eva and Juno actually have good chemistry together.

>Semen Demon tries to walk like a human being

since the child left without explaining himself, does anybody else know what he meant by "you type like a nigger"? I'm genuinely intrigued

No one cares, stop posting

this desu jiggaboo

Eva is naturally blonde

Catwoman

I care, and also, why would you reply then?

Wtf
Dark hair looks so much better on her though

You fail to capitalize letters or use punctuation properly.

nah, that can't be it.
this gave me no closure whatsoever.
you pleb.

>calls others "pleb"
>types like a nigger
That is it. I'm the one who originally criticized you.