Whu happen

Autistic

He's /our guy/ isn't he? Fuck I always knew it. I'm actually proud one of us made it to """stardom"""

>Seagal thread

Yes please

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Who took your dubs tooker

Me

I saw Steven Seagal at a grocery store in Astana yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, hieuodhoihnohw?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huff? puff? huff?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen punanis in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the punanis and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to heafen ahyehettricel inhuttehens,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each punani and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by exhaling really loudly.

African newspapers are amazing

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is this postkino?

I mean how many long metráge in the last 20 years have used still images of actors in a shot to pretend they are alive and moving?

Why didn't he take his coat off?

>Seagull doesn't get hit
lmao