How would you keep Teddy alive in Westworld?

>feeling sympathy for robots

How retarded can you plebs be?

no one will judge you user. Just tell yourself you were drunk.

Do hosts ejaculate?

It just seems like every chain winds up with me dead. My theory is that Hopkins God complex runs so deep.he created people he hate and doomed them to Hell by proxy.

Thats not a bad theory.

that question is the whole point of the show though.

They show emotions and for all intents and purposes they feel pain.

The fact they are robots makes it ok to abuse them?

>The fact they are robots makes it ok to abuse them?

Yes. They don't really feel emotions, they just show the vestige of ones.

Our emotions are just chemical reactions. We're made to feel however our chemistry dictates, outside of actual free will.

>Our emotions are just chemical reactions

And yet we feel them. They have a profound effect on us. They don't have an effect on robots. It's like saying you shouldn't torture a character in a movie. The actor will pretend to be hurt, but he doesn't really feel it.

>you payed $40k to spend day escorting NPC

THEYRE FUCKING ANDROIDS YOU RETARD. NOT robots. ANDROIDS. Jesus, fucking normies.

I mean technically I agree, but the grey area is what makes the show sort of interesting. Delores felt terror, she felt like she did not want to be shot and desperately wanted to feel free. It's not "real" as such, but she still in some way felt it.

>They don't have an effect on robots

but they do, ar at least, it's beginning to to. And that's the point.

Androids. Stop being a retard and learn your scifi concepts.

>a crash test dummy

He's an ANDROID

>n-n-normies
I can't stop laughing
You jsut know this imdb drone watch the original film in the last 6 months for the first time because of this trash show
HAAHAHAH

The guess is the invulnerable tank.
As for a healer, I guess someone can pack some whisky. Bourbon if you have a mustache.

Wow, cant believe there are still so many plebs on this board which cannot distinguish robots from androids.

go away

You avoided and diverted from his original argument. You lost, kiddo.

In his untouched storyline he survives anyway, he killed Trevor and Walter in episode 1 and only died because of MiB.

Pretty sure there is no difference

gun girl is my waifu

Er actually you did.

Yes there is. Look it up.

oh man when the armenian chick took her upstairs... my imagination went wild.

I fappede.

How do you get your shoes on in the morning with that brain?

I would suggest that the difference is emancipation. Robots serve a function while androids do whatever the fuck they want.

what one is made of metal and the other plastic?

It's make believe, who cares?

Try going out in the real world and fucking a real girl, spaz

>Try going out in the real world and fucking a real girl, spaz

stop this shit. I'm not op, but seriously, stop this shit. my therapist keeps saying this, keeps saying I'm not trying, I'm fucking trying, but nobody pays attention to me. so the problem is not me, is everybody else.

fuck

/rant

Androids are designed to resemble humans, robots are a catch-all term that can also apply to the machines that assemble cars in factories.

That's not a very impressive insult.

Untrue. Androids are bound by strict rules. Take the androids roles in the different Alien movies. Isaac`s law etc.

As for girls, I fucked your mom. She wasnt a robot but I treated her like one. Good fleshlight.

Its a legit question. Since I have trouble imagining you functioning in real life.

It would be interesting, if that philosophical argument/thought experiment, had not been a topic in many many works before that.

Almost every science fiction, that has artificial intelligence sophisticated enough to near flawlessly simulate human conscience has touched upon that one way or another.

Most recent example, I can think of was Plastic Memories, a spring 2015 anime.

>oh man when the armenian chick took her upstairs... my imagination went wild.

GOD YES
Urgently need Clementine in complicated relationship with newcomer girl (any one).
Maybe becoming sentient for Clem is a matter of not wanting to be mindwiped and end the relationship she's in.
She becomes incredibly needy and bossy and basically goes through the five stages of alcoholism trying to keep her newcomer at the park—and push into increasingly freaky and erotic activities with her.

> I know exactly how this is going to turn out so I'm bored

This might not be an accurate summary of your complaint, but execution trumps originality every time.

This show is wearing the philosophical questions to hook you but it's ultimately drama made for television. Don't take it too seriously or decide to like/dislike it on the basis of whether Karel Capek did it better in R.U.R.

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Not bored by it at all. The show has me hooked with curiosity. About society outside of the park and where the plot will finally go, which is thankfully hard to predict right now.

Also, I am still mildly optimistic that they will be able to bring something new to the artificial conscience topic.

On a different note, am I the only one that feels, that the opening is falling a bit flat?

Yeah, the visuals are cool but the music feels like a parody, like such a GoT clone.

You already know she's got incredible agency. She seems to view being a hooker less as a job, more as an excuse to hit on/get with whoever she likes. If they turn her down—well, she's a hooker, can't blame her for asking, right?
Look how she grabs Marti's hand; she likes what she sees and she's getting her some.
*diamond*

I'm starting to like the Armenian whore. What's happening?

She has a very pretty but unconventional face.

The man in black is Arnold

I want to know more.

His head is not football-shaped enough, though.

Could be true. He said he has been visiting the park for 30 years. Did they ever mention how long it has been running?

It's the eyes. Blue eyes on women are a huge fucking weakness of mine.

>ywn go gay for teddy
why even fucking live tbqhf

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>the music feels like a parody, like such a GoT clone
same composer

i want to be a qt lesbians!

no reason to think so
also arnold would presumably know where the maze or whatever is already and be better at manipulating the hosts than just by shooting them, also seeing as he thought of them as conscious he wouldn't be so sadistic

parade.com/513895/walterscott/ed-harris-on-westworld-and-staying-non-hollywood/

He's a completionist who thinks he's getting clues to a secret WINRAR IS YOU level, when in fact he's getting internal use only materials he's not supposed to have.

You got Sid fever boy!

>converted gif

disgusting

wait a minute.. .is this bullying?

stop this she's cute!

An android is a type of robot.

TEDDY IS DEAD?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z34n44vr8yc

No bully the hookerbot!

>Do hosts ejaculate?

Dragon dildos do.

She used to be a blonde. Meave used to be white.

I got you.

>that dandy in the bowler

lol, how'd I miss him

Did they use the shrink ray in the past timeline or are they all full size?

How would that work? It's not a magical bottomless bag.

>tfw you'll never rape Teddy and make Dolores watch

I really do hope they put in some homo stuff. The dyke shit is boring.

>I really do hope they put in some homo stuff.

as in proper homo fucking? Because they've already shown homobots.

umm excuse me friend but girl x girl is the purest form of love

>dyke shit
Literally nothing was shown besides the mouthrape while Ben Barnes had a foursome with a dude and is bisexual.

>unconventionally handsome
>has terrible fortune
>not afraid to fight when it matters

He is /ourguy/

nice meme fuckwit

STOP WITH THE SHRINK RAY MEME IT'S RETARDED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Huh, I never noticed the first guy. But he was just lying there rubbing his chest or someshit. I want MORE.
It's okay.
I don't want sex scenes, just homo stuff? ? ?

love is not a meme

>Ford criticises and humiliates that annoying developer guy for his supposedly shallow and violent storyline in episode 2
>Ford's new storyline is an archetype cult-leader villain that mutilates people and has a following of guys that wear masks

Noticed that too. I think he had ulterior reasons for shitting on the other guy's narrative that weren't entirely artistic.

Would they even bother repairing a host if you butchered it into little pieces? Where are their memories and programs ever kept? What if you burn a host in a pyre?

>Where are their memories and programs ever kept?
black box in head, that's why Stubbs was trying to saw it off and why the host ultimately crushed it with a rock

There's some kind of blackbox in their skulls.
That's what the QA guy was starting to dig out of the star crazy host

>unconventionally handsome

He's conventionally handsome as fuck though

So if you shotgun a host to the head too many times, that host is gonna be recycled?

>QA guy
Cigarette Smoking Bitch is QA, Stubbs is Security

Ford's new narrative is a confessional.

He's Wyatt. The posse of mask wearers are the guests.
Weren't there lines about not knowing where they were?

>The posse of mask wearers are the guests
well their invulnerability to gunfire was kind of a hint

We don't know how the guns work.
They probably don't fire real bullets.

Yeah I'm just shitposting mostly. He's giving Teddy something to do so that he can no longer persuade Delores to cool her aspirations of leaving.

Then you should watch season 6 of Shameless. A lot of fap-fuel in there.

They're still hosts though

It's just not in the narrative for Teddy to not get captured.
And the MiB is a host too, and he's immune

>unconventionally handsome

James Marsden is the definition of conventionally handsome.

He'd be who you would cast in the role of "generic handsome guy #1."

I was a little confused by this. Who the fuck were those guys? They were impervious to bullets. Are they guests or has Ford made new hosts that can break the rules?

No he fucking isn't. Stop perpetuating your shitty meme.

Of course he is.

Look at him. He's a dead ringer for the robot cowboy from the first movie.

And he's also explicitly said he was born there.

How do you think it feels to walk out of the Westworld facilities wondering just what portion of the staff eyeing you saw you and your flabby figure fuck robots?

>unconventionally handsome
Marsden is the definition of a conventionally handsome man though.

>They were impervious to bullets. Are they guests or has Ford made new hosts that can break the rules?

At a guess, Teddy is supposed to be captured by them so he can be tortured by Wyatt, he'll probably send something like Teddy's ear to town challenging guests to come and rescue him.

They're probably completely uninterested and jaded about it by now. They've probably seen it all: shitting on Clementines face, pissing on Dolores, having horses fuck the hookers, etc.

Who cares?
They probably have iron clad confidentiality agreements.
The park is for the rich and famous

Meh, idgaf as long as they don't tell my family and friends what I do to little robot girls

so he was born in miniature? or did they shrink him down after?

That's why he's trying to find the "maze" and escape.
He wants to find the path to the real sized world

>he doesn't understand metaphors
He said that because the guy he's pretending to be was born there. Go to reddit with your trash theories.

The quest he's finding is meant for the robots and he's the first human to go along on it. Hence now Dolores is now on it and the one droid telling him "it is not meant for you."

You're a fucking idiot. I bet you used to shit up LOST threads too.

If you walked out of the Westworld facilitities you'd need a space suit because the entire complex is on Mars.

also, you're tiny due to the shrink ray

So you could say he wants to be a big guy?

The idea of Westworld white/black hate stuff didn't really interest me but the cult stuff did.

Am I alone in thinking that playing as a demented cult member might actually be something that I'm interested in?

It is "not meant for you" because he's a host too.
The maze is for the guests.

Are there different versions of Westworld? Like I can't imagine the Chinese market (which is huge already and will be even bigger in the future) cares about the American Old West.

No it's definitely more interesting than "pick a hat to be a good or evil cowboy"

Who gives a fuck about China, maybe they have their own DynastyWarriorsWorld

It's on Earth but far in the future.

The retirement vault was clearly in an abandoned mall and since it was deep underground, it suggests things are very different.
Same with the steeple that Ford went to at the end of episode 2.
It was the top of a buried church

Japanese fucking love the old west, maybe they finally BTFO of china in the future

Foreigners love the Old West.
Maybe more than Americans.

In real life, the Park would be 90% Jap. But they're probably extinct in the future though

welcome to the world of tomorrow!

No, the maze is for the hosts. Again, that is why Dolores is now going to be set on that path. It's for hosts that become aware, not the humans in the park.

>probably extinct in the future
there is probably like 10 million of them left because all their oldies died and their millenials didn't procreate
yet they ramped up the anti-immigration

MiB is already self-aware.

And Dolores is infected with the memetic virus created by Arnold. There's no quest for her.

>On a different note, am I the only one that feels, that the opening is falling a bit flat?

You're not, but my GF is crazy about it, so it's obviously making an impression on someone.

>MiB is already self-aware.

MiB isn't a host

I think (and hope) they're heading in the direction of their biggest reveal being what the world is like outside of westworld.

We've been very deliberately confined to the park and their HQ, with little to no discussion of the outside world.

Has there even been any cunny on the show?

I'm looking forward to being confirmed right

I want my Clementine centric goddammit.

Yeah, MiB shot a little girl's mom in the face to "scare" her into telling him stuff

>The fact they are robots makes it ok to abuse them?
Yes

>Dolores lives on a cattle farm, cows everywhere
>Massive stockpiles of milk, so much that the bandits complain that there's literally nothing else
>Every morning she goes out and buys condensed milk
biggest plothole desu

The mall thing was a huge hint in that direction.

I think that may do something with control. They love their parallels between the guests and the hosts

>cows milk
>condensed milk
you really think their the same thing?

We already got Maeve
Why do we need more hooker characters?

Which one's Teddy?

Less old and busted madames, more new hotness 10/10 whores.

The cute one

Who cares about Maeve?

That poor sob who dies every day.

youtube.com/watch?v=0I3EgQ394_k

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Doesn't ring a bell.

teddy will die every episode except for the finale, where he'll be saved by dolores

Maeve is awesome.
Personality 10/10, looks 7/10—you just have to like that high-cheekboned look, and be OK with middle-aged women, and not be a racist (oops, goombye Cred Forums).

works for me! Dolores could save me any day. Then we'd join Maeve and Clementine for a foursome and go into business together and shit

>that spinning

i wish i was cool enough to pull off a trick that good
really feel for the guy

I don't think Teddy was killed last week, just beat the fuck up. he has history with Wyatt so that might be part of the story that he wants Teddy to suffer before he dies

Spinning is a good trick

Here is a little hint.... Teddy is going to turn into the gunslinger after coming to terms with the futility of his existence.

The opening is the same as The Night in Question, pretty much.

>I don't think Teddy was killed last week, just beat the fuck up.

With axes and swords? I'm betting he was reduced to potpourri and needed more repairs even than usual.

how many times has dolores been forced by a guest to have relations with a horse do you think

>yfw you realise the hosts are wearing civil war era body armour
>yfw you realise they clearly didn't kill teddy they just swarmed him and hit him with the butt of the axes

He really is the closest to Yuls character

The guy the noobies fuck with to get into the spirit of the thing

>revolver
>8 shots

D R O P P E D

She's been in operation about 10'900 days not counting days of for maintainace so I'd say about 1500 times all up

They exist bro, Ed Harris' Le Mat holds 9 AND a shotgun slug.

>The Night in Question

I assume you mean The Night Of and while visually somewhat similar I think the Westword opening is much better executed since it does more than just setting the mood.

Actually 9+ go to /k/ and learn something kiddo

those prostitute bots basically have to fuck 1 person a day everyday or they get retired
so they've easily done 10900 if they were around 30 years

>With axes and swords?

the sound they make when they hit Teddy is all blunty and punchu and they even show some using the handles to hit him in that webm.

HE'LL BE FINE.

Yes the question was fucking horses though I'm making an estimate based on percentage of ppl with a equestrian festish, seeing as these are all rich weirdos tho sure numbers prob closer to 3000 horses for Delos

i'm straight but in west world i would totally rape teddy.

nah delores has had to do that maybe 100 times tops
delores isn't a slutbot you have to go through a questline to fuck delores and a lot of effort at that
not walk into a bar and have a whole heap of slutbots latch onto you and beg for sex

delores gets raped probably once or twice a week. Maybe even not at all some weeks when it's just a whole heap of timid newbies.
It's probably the people who come by for a second visit that go for delores.

>you have to go through a questline to fuck delores

You just have to grab her off the street and into the nearest alley. Who's gonna stop you? Teddy? Don't make me kek.

would teddy fuck a female guest or is he loyal to delores?
How hard do you think it would be to fuck teddy as a male and as a female?

Westworld is clearly on another planet and inside a huge underground cavern engineered by nuclear explosion;

The staff serve "tours" like soldiers stationed overseas, meaning they don't go home at night.
The long underground train ride that William and Logan took to get into the park.
Bernard apologizing to his ex-wife for not calling due to restricted transmission times.
The holographic map of Westworld with sharply defined circular border.
The implausibility of the U.S. government selling Monument Valley National Park plus a bazillion aces around it.

yea but how many bitch niggas do that on their first run?

it's a cattle station in australia
you could easily EASILY fit 3 westworlds in some of the largest australian cattlestations

Yea agreed a couple times a week for Delors a horse or other fetish maybe once a month

Easy as fuck same way you can 'seduce' Delorus instead of raping her

>Are there different versions of Westworld?

The 1973 movie also had a Medieval World and a Roman World in addition to a West World and some here have suggested parks such as a Prohibition-era Mob World and I could easily see there being several Military Worlds as Civil War, WWII, Vietnam and other war reenactments would be hugely popular.

The tv series is supposed to be a multi-season tv series, so I’d expect we’ll see more then just West World.

Middle right has to use helicopters to heard their cattle
>TFW beef prices are gonna go up over the next year and a half
FUUUCK. Good thing all the muslims are keeping pork prices low.

>you could easily EASILY fit 3 westworlds in some of the largest australian cattlestations

And what to prevent kangaroos and drunken 'strayans from wandering into the park?

When did Cred Forums turn off its imagination?

yea especially considering that the normal questline loop with zero interference by guests on badguys, delores and teddy is that
>badguys proposition delores in town
>get shotdown by delores
>badguys go to her farm that night
>murder father
>teddy takes delores home
>teddy saves the day

however if delores goes home by herself she gets raped by a host
if there is a guest with the badguys teddy dies and delores gets raped by host or guest regardless
if there is a guest with delores on delores's side then the badguys die

How many gallons of piss have guests forced her to consume? Horse piss too.

emus my man no1 issue would be those murderous sneaky fucking emus

i'm not doing math all night, figure out how many people have a golden shower fetish + average piss per ltr per person + equestiran fetish + average amouth of hourse piss, no fucking way i'm spending time working that shit out

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>if there is a guest with delores on delores's side then the badguys die

Not being a whore bot, I wonder how long it would take to get under Delores' skirts without having to resort to rape?

Because I ain't going to waste my whole vacation "wooing" a robot, you know...

Yeah, I've been suggesting Mob World. Shit would be fucking awesome. Your horses are now souped up sedans and your saloons are speakeasies. Compared to West World, doing something like Chicago how it existed by as late as 1931 in a Mob World is relatively tiny.

One day, pick up her milk get invited to the ranch, it's a first day WH quest

Just a reminder that the photograph Delores' dad Abernathy found on his farm and which mentally fucked him up, is a pic of William’s fiancee, that he had dropped way back in the past during his first visit to Westworld.

Okay, scrap the numbers. Do you think she gets golden showered often enough?

She seems to be the "wooing" type, so gotta patience to fuck her.

Not often enough for me, but I'm strange like that

>WH quest

?

I agree with you, and would go even further. How often do you think Clementine is brown showered?

When THOSE robots get sentient, then you have a fullblown Mafia waiting to screw the outside world. Deep shit.

>no "oh my god, they killed teddy!" scene

Fuck.

>She seems to be the "wooing" type, so gotta patience to fuck her.

And at $40,000 per day, how much fucking around do I have to do, before I get to the actual fucking?

white hat quest pickup milk get invited to the farm, save delorus from bandits, get sex, day one

Why does Ford hate Teddy? He was so smug when he told Teddy his dream with Dolores will never come true.

do this complimenting her shitty painting probably helps too

From the Westworld website, here's this promotional guide to Dolores' usual loops. While I obviously have no idea whether the show really follows this religiously, it suggests a guest can successfully woo her to the point of involvement/sex in the space of one day. It also provides for adventures with and without Teddy that don't necessarily end in tragedy for her.

i don't even want to fuck her that bad, i could rent a real hooker for that

if i'm going to drop big money then i want to cuddle under a tree while she tells me how much she loves me, after an afternoon of watching her paint; the kind of thing i couldn't buy with money in the real world

Still, I can't imagine there's anything that could stop you if you just got angry and decided to do it. That's part of the reason why West World even exists. The only thing you might have to worry about is being judged by the staff.

Yeah. Even with inflated future prices, no one outside of Hollywood writing is paying $160k+ (gotta book several day packages) to just roleplay a valiant sexless cowboy in a hot and dusty shitfest of a world. In "reality", it's a sex park with a theme.

well she use to be a blonde,

hope that helps

see my posting at 75458373

>westworld forced to give refunds after drunken bogans drive their holdens through the town

I'd do Roman World and Medieval World before West World but I'd also like to do WWII Military World also.

yea, thats what I based that little quest line on

your point?

In a historically accurate Roman World, you'd get to fuck children. You could also own sex slaves.

Teddy could probably avoid his fate if there was a guest playing that part of the game. The guests are effectively invulnerable, so they could turn any fight in any direction.

>if i'm going to drop big money then i want to cuddle under a tree while she tells me how much she loves me, after an afternoon of watching her paint; the kind of thing i couldn't buy with money in the real world

Bingo. I'm the kind of person who would be limitlessly sympathetic to Dolores and would fall in love with her—hard. I would try desperately to keep her and her family safe, and I'd actually be offended if the park kept throwing bandits at us and at her family; doesn't that go against their motto of guest satisfaction, actually?

I wouldn't want to spend the afternoon painting and cuddling with her in fear that we'd return home to find her family dead. Even if I kept her safe, she would be miserable and distraught for the rest of the day, almost unavoidably.

>if i'm going to drop big money then i want to cuddle under a tree while she tells me how much she loves me, after an afternoon of watching her paint; the kind of thing i couldn't buy with money in the real world

You can probably get a real hooker to roleplay all that for far cheaper than a day at westworld

lol no, a single holden would obviously crush their tiny world killing everyone

>Doloresfu was literally made to be raped

or saved from rape and then fucked lovingly, its all a matter of perspective user

well yea, in the end though it would be literal faggots and females who went to romeworld, just like the movie

in romeworld one can finally see 100 blonde lolis being raped by 100 baboons in the coliseum

truly a patrician experience

>already has heavy makeup on when she wakes up in the morning

and Anthony Hopkins had this big speech about the importance of little details

Their Rome World looked kind of boring, obviously because of lack of budget. Rome at its height would be neat, constantly busy metropolis with tens of thousands of hosts.

Unless their Rome World is just some provincial rich village.

Medieval World I assume would focus around a castle, and either its castletown or an estate.

Typical cuck trying to get back at a Chad.

if its anything like the movie they can alter the story to match the guests expectations, you want to be under seige at a farm house they'll set it up, you want to play homestead with delorus they'll set that up too, they closely watch all guests and tailor the activities to suit them

pompeii, so gladiator games, isis cults, slave uprising etc.

It would still be infested with faggots and feminists though

so Teddy's going to turn out to be a clone and not a host right?

shrinkposters are just being ironic right?

Even with faggots and feminists, the overwhelming vast majority of people you see are in-character hosts. So running into them should be a small concern.

>You can probably get a real hooker to roleplay all that for far cheaper than a day at westworld

Even a top-tier escort isn't going to do what a robot girl will do.

yea romeworld would be mad fun

>tfw your family is disgraced and sold into slavery
>tfw you become a gladiator
>tfw you become top gladiator
>tfw you lead a revolt and take the city
>tfw you rape the governors family in front of him before throwing them all to the lions

yea romeworld would be fun

She's hot bro. Trust me I'm a guest

Partially unrelated partially not and maybe discussed elsewhere but Delores overriding her no access to guns is clearly some loop as evidenced by the mini flashbacks like she got shot in stomach before doing that then she wasn't shot. OR maybe those are flashbacks from BEFORE the new security measure letting only certain hosts use certain weapons? But I think overriding the security is part of her loop. Delores and Teddy are supposed to ALMOST escape but not make it. It's a certain loop iteration. The anomaly can't be prevented so they just plan loops for it.
>like how the matrix was inside another matrix

when will you shut the fuck up you retard

what do you find so ironic about them being so small? do you think the writers are trying to say something about the state of being or something?

Ignore him, user. He's desperate for (you)s.

Is there a Girlworld where you wear a wig and dress and all the hosts act as if you're a really cute girl even if you're fat and have horrible face eczema?

You could do a shooting at the school house in West World.

Witch hunts in Medieval World would be fun, especially if they're sexy witches.

>that speech airing on HBO
kek

>Delores and Teddy are supposed to ALMOST escape

yea except when they actually escape, it just depends on the guest how it all goes down

No reason there shouldn't be. They'd just be programmed to recognize you as a girl, and you'd get to wear frilly dresses and have tea parties, drive tanks, and what not. Cute girl stuff.

That would be a pretty cool world 2bh.

forbidden kingdom style,

you run into Jackie who takes you on a quest and teaches you kung-fu

Do hosts react to different races as they should in the Old West? Like if I looked at Dolores for too long, would they try to lynch me?

no unfortunately, otherwise that nigger would never have been allowed in the whorehouse

I just like that there are so few nigs in-game.

>inb4 S02 is nothing but a nig story arc and "black androids matter" protests

If they want to be accurate, you'd probably need to make a move on her at least.

But I think despite Ford's talk, West World is mostly just like the "idea" of the Old West, a Disney version but not sanitized.

I feel like a lot of these proposed worlds would just be too big. West World works because it's set in a time/place with a lot of very small towns and vast wilderness. You can have a few thousand people and nothing else for miles without breaking the immersion. I'm not sure you could pull that off for Roaring 20s World, Ancient China World, Ancient Rome World, etc..

No, don't forget it's just a theme park built to entertain rich guests, not offend them.

Am I the only one that thinks Medievalworld and Romeworld are boring?

Besides Westworld, I would definitely will do something like Conquistadorworld, pretty much conquering the new world. Vikingworld and Ancient Egyptworld too. Doubt those 3 exist within the Westworld universe though.

doubtful. People aren't there for a realistic experience of the US in 1860, they're there for freedom and consequence-free fun.
Also in the first episode you see a Japanese couple drinking with one of the prostitutes who is saying kampai, so it's entirely possible that the hosts know multiple languages and switch between them depending on what guest they're talking to (or that they know a few common phrases if they're in the hospitality business)

thats why romeworld is just pompeii and medieval world is probably two rival castles and a few villages

You might be right. Medieval World still works if it's like a castle, a small village, and the manorial estate. Lots of moors, meadows, and forests.

Fuck this I just want my Weebworld

You can also go and shitpost in an actual Forum

you mean real life? don't need 40K to be a weeb bro

It's most likely the hosts have all big languages programmed. I imagine the only conflict would be when a quest involves guests who can't speak the same language.

Sengoku or Edo period?

That's a good question. Sengoku is mostly just warring, peasants getting fucked left and right because their lords are dying so they lose their protection.

Edo is more stable, good place to have quests and adventures and you can still be a samurai.

>or saved from rape and then fucked lovingly,

I would fall horribly in love with her... I say horribly because I'd never be the same leaving her, knowing she'd forget me instantly with one reset, and knowing others would then abuse/murder her for the lulz.
Poor Dolores. Even if I did my best for her I couldn't really save her.

edo why even ask?

Would the current year's politico-ideological forces allow a rich people's rape park to exist? Or would they be its patrons? The Westworld management seems pretty laissez-faire about what happens in there and I assume their records are very confidential. Would any type of guest behavior cause them to intervene, even things highly illegal and universally condemned in the real world?

I'm sure you can buy a sexbot in her likeness in the Westworld gift shop that's almost as real as the almost real deal.

maybe thats whats fucking with MiB he wants closure

Makes me wonder if any of the female guests have ever gotten accidentally impregnated from "residue" left in the whorebots that didn't get properly cleaned out.

its a machine, no of course not their is nothing illegal about you fucking your car either its just weird

He scalps or rapes her. But he probably does have a soft spot for her too.

>I'm sure you can buy a sexbot in her likeness in the Westworld gift shop that's almost as real as the almost real deal.

But could she be instilled with the memories of our first meeting?
I'm not trying to shitpost BTW, just to point out holes in the Westworld operational system. There really isn't a way for the park to satisfy a guest who feels badly about what happens to the robots.

That's what's been discussed. Can you fuck a child host? Can you have a horse rape a hooker? Probably. If it's something that's possible to do in real life, it should be possible in West World, just minus the real life consequences because they're just robots.

>There really isn't a way for the park to satisfy a guest who feels badly about what happens to the robots.
in that case you can be a white hat who saves Dolores or some shit and then rides off into the sunset at the end

>Can you fuck a child host? Can you have a horse rape a hooker?

Nothing they've shown so far suggests that you can't.

Especially since people are paying like 1.5 mil per week to be there.

You mean rich people don't go to third world countries and create literal child rape villages in the current year?

thats like saying you can't satisfy someone who feels bad after fucking whores, they wanted it at the time now they've got buyers remorse its not a big deal

>But could she be instilled with the memories of our first meeting?

I don't see any reason why the memories of your visit shouldn't be able to be downloaded from Dolores' memory bank. You might have to prearrange that though?

what did everybody think of this?

Imagine being the sculptor or designer of Dolores and seeing the maintenance crew fix her bruised and torn anus every few weeks

>Would the current year's politico-ideological forces allow a rich people's rape park to exist?

Why not? These aren't real people.

>Nothing they've shown so far suggests that you can't.

Exactly. Unless there's some stipulation in your visit's contract. You're allowed to murder freely, so rape should follow.

look how mad they get at the mere suggestion that a fictional character is raped

"you could say I was born here."

NDA and confidentiality should mean that no one other than you and the overseers know what you do in WW. And the overseers would have seen it all by now, hardly bat an eye when you have your steed plant its seed in some mexican kid.

even then, it would be basically impossible to enforce. You take some loli into an abandoned barn in the middle of the night, who's going to know? You'd either need 24h live camera surveillance of every square foot of the park, or to have each loli fitted with anti-rape detectors in their assholes.
And even then if you're caught, it would be too disruptive if outside security came in and hauled you out of the park. People are paying for the illusion of continuity, even pulling a few hundred hosts out would have been a massive problem. Just imagine having the cops show up to kick someone out - it would remind the rest of the guests that this is all fake, and it would make them feel like their choices are limited here ruining the fun entirely

>Unless there's some stipulation in your visit's contract. You're allowed to murder freely, so rape should follow.

There does seem to be a general trend in fiction that murder is ok but rape isn't, though. Just look at how that saloon robbery scene ended with that guy shooting the bandits and laughing about it. Do you think the reaction from everyone else would have been the same if he fucked the shotgun girl instead of just shooting her?

>teddy will die every episode except for the finale,
Marsden's already said he isn't Kenny from South Park.

It was completely pointless but I liked it because those de-aging shots give me a boner.

This one wasn't nearly as well done as the ones in Civil War or Ant-Man, but I got a bit turgid anyway.

>those prostitute bots basically have to fuck 1 person a day everyday or they get retired
If it were period accurate, each session with a client would be 15 minutes followed by cleanup before going again

sexy right

Most of the horror of rape is that the victim has to continue their life after the experience. But WW saved the day here, because the robots are wiped every day so the rapes and murders never happened.

>it's a cattle station in australia
>that requires restricted transmission times to communicate with the rest of the world

Luckily there aren't that many guests needing services that often. That's probably WHY WW is so expensive, because they need to limit the number of guests. They can't have suddenly let in 500 over their normal limit, otherwise all of the storylines are packed some guests are left with nothing to do but roam around.

It's probably in the US. It has the empty land and the accurate landscape/animal life already.

The producers said they had all the reference shots of young Anthony but they had to keep the expressions consistent with what modern Americans are used to seeing him do since the 90s (e.g., no face-cracking smiles or other disturbing expressions).

I have a feeling there's another reason they went to the trouble of CGI modeling his face which we'll see later on.

This is Emily, William's fiancee:
Right there. Is that the same woman? No?

replace him with Sean Bean

>as they should in the Old West
Most were Union. Blacks migrated heavily to the west to get away from that shit.

>Imagine being the sculptor or designer of Dolores
That would probably have been Ford himself.

>Right there. Is that the same woman? No?

No, those are random robot whores (and a robot fag) being fucked by Logan, Williams buddy.

Just like real life. Shitposting skyrockets when the Aussies are allowed on

>Most were Union
While I do agree most blacks went west, I thought it was the confederates soldiers than union soldiers that also went west too?

Stop confusing Jonah Hex for history.
The comic book is godly

>You'd either need 24h live camera surveillance of every square foot of the park

They do, we've had several scenes of management keeping track of both robots and tourists.

>Stop confusing Jonah Hex for history.
so stop confusing history with history? what are u trying to say here?

Jonah was a pariah because he wore Johnny Reb clothing in Union states. It was a form of protest against people who thought he was a traitor to the other Confederate POWs (he wasn't).

no shit of course he wasn't

although I've heard in the current run he wears it like a penance cause he thinks he was ignorant for joining the confederates and it was a bad idea

Fuck modern comics apparently frank is demon possessed now really this current crop of writers need to fucking kill themselves

there's likely a backup to a cloud server

How would you spend your time on the first day in Westworld?

Make the trek to mexiloli city

this makes sense, they never mentioned the photo again

w /best girl/

no it doesn't you tarded samefag just stop k bud?

Jonah is the anti-Frank. He's had all manner of shitty things happen to him but his motivation isn't one event he can't get over, like Frank or Bruce Wayne.

He just knows most people are trash.

The interpretation you mentioned is closer than what I said. He's been blessed to have really good writers for most of his run since the 1970s.

That mission village only had like one girl, so we saw. Make the trek anyway just for her? I guess it makes it less disruptive for the other guests, MiB made it seem like that village was way the fuck out in the distance.

I'd spend my day fucking up yours

good times senpaitachici

how do bullets damage hosts but not guests?

Cadence and Cascade
Kept a man named Jade;
Cool in the shade
While his audience played.
Purred, whispered, "Spend us too:
We only serve for you".

make me

Lawrence's waifu is some hot stuff when her brains are still inside her

> Lawrence, a traditional Mexican name

>not going to 40k world
Though I don't think many guests will be willing to dress up as a space marine.

>how do bullets damage hosts but not guests?
The website says somewhere that the guns in Westworld have some proprietary tech that decelerates ammo when pointed at guests. Not even kidding.

> but HOW does it know
it's science fiction, I don't gotta explain shit

> "I can't move inside my 2 ton suit!!!"

werent there male whorebots?

No team wants to repair 20000+ robots a day.

Doing what? Because I'd want to do the same. I think I read somewhere that Clementine was one of the star attractions in Westworld.

I'm kind of surprised the cleanup isn't just automated. Hosing them down, sort of? That's kind of nasty, and really lazy.

So you're proposing that the hosts be maintained more efficiently by some sort of intelligent, mechanized entities? What would we even call those and where would WW find them?

>go to medieval world
>get stabbed

Not even that complex. Just hook them up to an automated washer and sanitizer. Do the more invasive cleanup monthly, or weekly if they're a hooker, or just female.

>automated washer and sanitizer
trying to imagine the WW version of a ball washer and my brain's refusing to comply, probably for my own good

>good writers for most of his run
I'll agree but the 2000s run was and is a fucking disaster

If you're besmirching Graymiotti and by proxy Tallulah Black, we need to step outside son.

In the movie, it was just a heavily monitored duel when a fight took place. Large battles obviously couldn't work though.

yea we do, bet you like Ennis muh punisher is the devil he diddu du nuttin

The rope has infrared sensors to release you from the tree you'd be hung in

>bet you like Ennis

smile when you say that, pardner (I don't)

>that time Frank got a general killed because muh war

i'm tryin pard, smiles ain't comin

How can anyone see this and not make her his waifu

>Tallulah_Black
fine yes ok, Tallulah is the only good thing to come out of that shit show fuck sos he had a cpl moments

>sos=son of satan= graymiotti

btw

nah a robot would have to mean you harm for that to happen