Recommend me some good contemporary, realistic romance flicks Cred Forums

Recommend me some good contemporary, realistic romance flicks Cred Forums

No meet-in-bar-cut-to-sex or fat sitcom dad + hot wife bullshit.

>my girlfriend.jpg

Wait are you that obnoxious guy who shows up with her in every scene?

Terminator

The New Girlfriend

She likes it up the butt

yes

Crazy, Stupid, Love is surprisingly ok and the hero doesn't get laid by some random miracle, he has to work for it

Also, a Russian guy once told me that if I go to Russia, I'd get lots of women because they all love Europeans. How true is it?

500 days of Summer
Blue Valentine
A Good Year

Idk if I'd call it realistic but About Time is one of the better romance movies that's come out recently

Please stop posting that faggot until he can grow facial hair. Those lip pubes are embarrassing

Linklater's Before trilogy

Why are russian girls so beautiful but russian guys so ugly? Not even aesthetically ugly, just not attractive, they all have the Putin eyes or something.

Yeah I liked that one. But most romance movies have incredible circumstances like time travel, destined together, or they're period dramas.

Most of the good ones fall under this category

>500 days of Summer
was going to be my suggestion.

am i gay if i liked the notebook?

Palo Alto
Closer (2004)
Chloe (2009)

no you just have terrible taste

yes

What's her ig?

time to end the ride

Nah it's good. It's the female equivalent of Terminator 2. Every woman likes it.

>the hero randomly meets one of the most beautiful women in the world who immediately fancies him
>realistic

>contemporary, realistic romance flicks

Only me and two other guys on this board have seen this. It's actually good.

It's called "heterosexuality"

>Chloe (2009)
>Romantic

Oh you.
Also Fucking Amal

He is not a bad looking dude. He's got a big fat dick too.

Must suck to be ugly m8.

I didn't really like Palo alto, the whole "abused by father" thing with the kid's friend kinda ruined it for me, it was so unnecesary and tacky

>randomly
she was a new hire at his place of work. Who hasn't had the hots for a new chick?
>one of the most beautiful women in the world
get out more
>immediately fancies him
have you never had a girl fancy you, user? it's more common than you think.

Silver Linings Playbook is okay.

It's good because Lawrence plays herself, a psycho slut.

she wouldn't even look you in the eye m8

>He is not a bad looking dude. He's got a big fat dick too.

this is how i know you are gay

Back when she was "our girl".. miss those days..

Was this good?

not him but what's wrong with that? Are you 14?

>she was a new hire at his place of work. Who hasn't had the hots for a new chick?
irl the hot new chicks always have boyfriends

>get out more
>have you never had a girl fancy you, user? it's more common than you think.
lol, I bet you're some britbong banging an ugly fat slag thinking she's all pretty and great

not him but I didn't imply anything was

>immediate clenching of the colon in response to possible gay bashing on a taiwanese day trader discussion board

this is how i know you don't belong here, faggot

If you are non manlet, non loser, some social skills, 7/10 with a well above average dick you can get laid ALOT and sometimes punch above your weight class.

You don't need to be "Chad" or Hemsworth/Cavill handsome to get women.

>ctrl+f eternal sunshine
>no results found
yikes

Cred Forums hates what they don't understand

I hated the end scene but I'm not sure if that's because I didn't get it or if it was actually an awful ending

>not him but I didn't imply anything was
you kinda did

>immediate clenching of the colon
can you feel my colon, weeb? Do you want to?

and that has nothing to do with what i said

i said i knew you were gay (because i do), but was never the faganon looking at him as part of his masturbatory routine, you've mistaken me for some poor assmad beta that pays more attention to the male talent, apologies for confusing you, i know how hard it is to keep track of various anons in a single thread prompted with an image of a pornstar, really i do
this user knows whats up
>still booty bruised, now over korean flipbooks
>doesn't realize i confirmed it was me calling the other faggot a faggot on purpose because autism
>Do you want to?

maybe

All the best ones are costume dramas.

It feel more like a tv show turn into a movie but I still like it.

This, terrific films. Also Blue Valentine.

wtf i love krystal boyd now

>Chloe

>>doesn't realize i confirmed it was me calling the other faggot a faggot on purpose because autism
what did you mean by this?

>maybe
CHICAGO?

>what did you mean by this?

i meant i was mocking you saying
>not him, but
by also saying
>not him, but
but really being the "him" in question

>CHICAGO?

wat? anyway, hip dubs faggot

Love and other drugs

But i'm not the first guy. Not that it matters because i could've easily been, nice singles retard

I've had hotter women approach me. I've had women of equivalent beauty, complete strangers, literally offer sex. They weren't famous but they were easily as hot.

Get yourself in a band.

Fucking embarrasing, lad. Why even say shit like this? Post face

no no no, you dense twat, i mean I WAS the guy, the one who said he knew the other faggot was gay, merely mocking your use of
>not him, but
because of how goddamn stupid that is as an opening statement for any post on an anonymous irish flat ass exchange board

jesus christ, fags really do have a case of the dum dumz

do you have a pass or some shit? i can't see your monkey ass being able to get past captchas this quickly

You're either making it up or genuinely believe some dog groupies are so attractive. I've seen such delusional people, good for you I guess, must be nice to live a life like that.

not him but

no no no, you dense twat, i mean I WAS the guy, the one who said he knew the other faggot was gay, merely mocking your use of
>not him, but
because of how goddamn stupid that is as an opening statement for any post on an anonymous irish flat ass exchange board

jesus christ, fags really do have a case of the dum dumz

do you have a pass or some shit? i can't see your monkey ass being able to get past captchas this quickly

what did you mean by this?

>fucking it up this badly

this is how i know you are mentally handicapped

The movie wasn't too good but it had this girl and Anne Hathaway's tits, so you should watch it anyway.

did you want meme arrows in every line? did you not understand?

have some
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>
>>>
>>>>

>Silver Linings Playbook is okay.

fuck no

movie made me mad every second

Yes, pretty good. Plays cool nicely.

>trying to save face here

>Post face
Haha, no thanks.

It's all true. I'm loser NEET now that the band split up, and I don't mind admitting it. What do I care? It's not like you know me, I have no interest in impressing anonymous strangers for 2 minutes. I'm certainly not claiming I could pull women of that calibre nowadays. Maybe if I got back in shape and back in a band, who knows?

But when I was crushing it, yes, actual 9-10s would approach me. Women can't chat folks up for shit though, they'd stand there awkwardly playing with their hair and trying to catch my eye and maintain the conversation while I drank myself silly and waited until the guys were ready to leave.

I was a shy loner and only actually had sex with about 4-5 hot women, but it could've been way higher if I'd had the confidence and the motivation. One guy I know, lead singer, is fat by pretty much anyone's standards, and maybe 5'8", but he's frighteningly good at getting sex with supermodel-hot women.

Because you have autism or like to cultivate hate boners.
SLP is one of the best films of 12. And that while being a popular romcom piece of pure entertainment, which makes the feat even more unlikely.

why are you still even replying? I'm starting to think you crave my boipucci. Do you think anyone that isn't autistic cares about post format? i'm digging the meme reaction pics though, that's not autistic at all, keep it up :)

>"...s-st-stop replying to m-me..! You just look s-stupid! ..Yeah!
>it's an irl faggot, too

welp

>But when I was crushing it, yes, actual 9-10s would approach me. Women can't chat folks up for shit though, they'd stand there awkwardly playing with their hair and trying to catch my eye and maintain the conversation while I drank myself silly and waited until the guys were ready to leave.
*insert same reply as before*

either that or post a band video

you guys are cute together

just trying to see your endgame here, but ok, i'll keep replying if you want me to daddy

>it's an irl faggot, too
i'm not tho

ikr? i'm just waiting for him to make the first move but he's playing hard to get

There are a couple on YouTube from bands I was in after the one I'm talking about, but I'm not going to post them here for obvious anonymity reasons. They also don't reflect my best work.

The first band was before everyone had phones in their cameras, and any footage taken has been lost or at least hasn't been uploaded. I think the drummer still has an audio cassette of one of our gigs.

>but I'm not going to post them here for obvious anonymity reasons
Do you think anyone gives a shit a nerd in a band that posts here? Are you afraid of le hackers? Just shut up already mate, you're full of shit

how dare you
you are currently residing in a small room, where people normally store their coats and old clothes, but do not want to leave

I live in a capital, and i'm not even amerifat. What did you hope to accomplish here? Are you top or bottom?

It's flattering that my previous life is literally unbelievable to you. I don't consider it that special 2bh.

I'm refusing to post vid links because:
a) it would open up other people, people I care about, to online harassment from Cred Forums - not an option
b) There would OBVIOUSLY be a shit ton of HAHAHA NERD comments, either on the videos or ITT aimed at me. Can't be arsed dealing with that.
c) I genuinely don't care that much whether you believe that women (even hot ones) find fit young guys who play in bands sexy enough to want to sleep with them.

>not even amerifat

no wonder you're so gay LOL

>What did you hope to accomplish here? Are you top or bottom?

nothing here merits accomplishment from the outset, spastic

top btw ;^)

>no wonder you're so gay LOL
>americuck banter

>nothing here merits accomplishment from the outset, spastic
what did you mean by this?

>top btw ;^)
good. now post dick

>triggered so hard he has to ask what's wrong with being gay
>insinuates being called gay is easy pickings

pick one

>post dick

for a faggot? eww no, gross af desu senpai don't want the aids tyvm

>pick one
i'll pick both, thanks

>for a faggot? eww no, gross af desu senpai don't want the aids tyvm
afraid of virtual aids? you better not read your posts then

>i'll pick both

yhtgb confirmed

>afraid of virtual aids? you better not read your posts then

sick "making no sense at all" burn phone poster, have another image for your Cred Forums starter kit

>yhtgb
literally what

>phone poster
not rn

>have another image for your Cred Forums starter kit
thanks, i'd rather have one of your dick tho papi

There is no such thing as love.

>can't work out a simple acronym, even when accompanied by an image relating to it

gay, retarded, AND literally begging for my dick

>can't work out a simple acronym
didn't try

>begging for my dick
yes mister please put it in me :)

>didn't try

nice bart, you're replying faster now, good job

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>nice bart

nice homer, where's my nigga moe at?

no moe now, only pain

but you didn't even start to pound me yet

because the foreplay was boring and you aren't worth the effort, little gay man

>you aren't worth the effort
>300 replies later
had me fooled

I wanted movie discussion not 2 ultra autists trying to get the last word over complete nonsense.

>fooled
>not BAMBOOZLED

do you even Cred Forums? anyway, i saw us on the first page and we're verging on 100

i know you have trouble with numbers though

Nice classy looking lady.

shut up you fucking faggot i'm chatting it up with a friend, you can suck my dick

>BAMBOOZLED
>do you even Cred Forums?
i dindn't know i was talking to a redditor, had me fooled twice, i mean BAMBOOZLED

ZIMBABWE Xd

>ultra autists
wow a bit harsh there huh amigo? just tryna get some dick tonight

but i already pulled the boogeyman card on you tho wtf man

it didn't work ;)
i did when i used it tho, because i'm right

>it did when i used it tho

but i'd be gone if that were so, you've never been more wrong in your life (DO YOU GET THIS REFERENCE)

>but i'd be gone if that were so, you've never been more wrong in your life
no and no.

are you masturbating rn? because i am (DO YOU GET THIS REFERENCE)

fucking this

>thread isn't about angelica's body of work
what went wrong?

some autists started arguing about who knows what, something about gayness

some fag got shitter shattered because some other fag called someone gay

>what went wrong?

your quads

be the change you wanna see, the redditor stopped with his ebin reactions and i won't reply anymore, post some analkino

Can someone help me find a video of her where the guy is fucking her in a bathtub or something like that, that's regular and not the interesting part. What I loved about the video was that after he came on her face he slapped her a bit and kept deepthroating her for a minute or two, the ending was really good.

suck a dick faggot, i came here looking for boydposts and got you crying instead

are you BAMBOOZLED?

yes

pretty much any south korean flick with a cover of a young guy and girl smiling. a lot of times they don't even have sex ib the movies.

Her scene with rocco is her best.

Cunt face with a fucked up asshole. Vastly overrated.

I like Rocco with uglier girls, but this one is too pretty to forcefully eat his asshole and all that.

you take that back motherfucker

>this one is too pretty to forcefully eat his asshole and all that.
that's what makes it so good

nah man, I might enjoy watching it from someone else, not Rocco, he's an old nasty fucker

The three assessments are true though

Why do so many porn girls do ass-to-mouth these days when it's at best completely disgusting in real life?

>not being into young pretty girls who only made porn with their boyfriend and other girls before being forced to eat rocco's asshole and all that
you're missing out my man

She most definitely hadn't done just her boyfriend before my friend.

pls respond

What happend to Mos Def, anyway? He made 1 top tier album(black on both sides) and then kind of faded away.

you answered your question

crazy eyes

(you)

I did not. It doesn't look disgusting in porn, I like it in porn, they somehow make it look fine.

just search 'angelica bath tub', it ain't rocket science

you just did now then

are you one of those two autists arguing here earlier?

if that had worked I would have had already fapped and wouldn't have fucking asked you dumb twat

They make it look fine because they're professionals who prepare for the act by cleaning and bleaching their assholes. Most people don't take these precautions.

>asks for help while being an ungrateful ape
jack to your own shit then

You have a problem with him?

depends, do you have a problem with me?

Good.

Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight
Blue Valentine
Carol
In the Mood for Love

>this thread

She is unironically too pretty for adult cinemà

Nah.

Her butthole looks like a fucking peach ring.

She literally- LITERALLY- isn't. Open your eyes and go fawn over some actually beautiful girl

she got a granny face. looks beat up already famfam. i give her a 3/10 at best

>2/10 wouldn't bang

i left to do some things, and came back

this is exactly what i had expected to find, i'm proud of all of you except that one faggot who kept getting his knickers in a twist over crayon drawings and such

>using a desperate strawman to defend an average czech whore

>russian girls so beautiful
Until their 30's. After that they go downhill.

Wow, such a master ruseman! Congrats, bro. Don't forget to put it in the resumé

>t. "that one faggot who kept getting his knickers in a twist over crayon drawings and such"

YOU
MAD
AS
FUCK
LOL

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