Computer create artificially intelligent replicas of Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, Joseph Stalin, Attila the Hun...

>>computer, disengage safety protocols
gets me everytime

nice try satan, but I have immunity from the subspace immunity cat

>13 days away from Halloween
>Get spooky hell trips

no pls

>computer, create 50 dead copies of teen emma watson
>computer, lock the door indefinitely

>computer, create a 20 feet tall naked Emma Stone who just ate Tortillas and Milk

haha jokes on you shes already dead

fuck you

(you)

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Only because you got trips

not fair

you monster

N word

You son of bitch. How could you be so heartless!?

Oh you mean TOS 3x22? You're forgetting Surrac of Vulcan though. And the genocidal dude. And the witch woman who did the experiments on the primitive savages.

Ayy lmao

Check out this dank meme. It never achieved the popularity of my 2008 entry featuring Kirk holding a gigantic dildo stalactite. Nevertheless, I feel it is superior.

Spock is the original cunnyposter

Nice try, Satan.

>computer load up celery man

That one's actually pretty good.

you're alright kid ; ^ )

Nigggggggga

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> computer, create CIA
> computer, make me masked meme man
> disengage safety protocols

fuggggggggggg

>Computer, the shitter in my quarters is broken. Create a reinforced toilet quickly as I need to have a crap so large people will think Worf's son is visiting us again.
if you tried this, where would the waste go? When the program ended would a giant poo be left hanging in mid air and splat into the floor?

fuck off

Well man i think it can create and destroy matter so free food and waste disposal. Beats slinging it into space in frozen blocks. Being another space ship and having hundreds of peoples poo just come at you would be brutal

DAYMAN, FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

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Oh fuck... Are we holograms?

Stop

So you created a copy, then had it die in its sleep? Why should I care?

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oh wow I just noticed the satanic trips
here's your (You), faggot

nothinglike a threadwrecker

A (you) just for the satan trips.

Shit

fuuuuu

>demonic trips
Begone spawn of satan

>create a copy
>kill the copy

DANGIT

Fuckyou

Omens

No

fagg

heres your fucking (you) nerd

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IT'S HAPPENING

Reply

ha so funny

Satan, why?
I read the Bible, you're supposed to be a cool guy.

>tfw i lost my first youtube account copy/paste this chain bs
f-fuck you, satan

FUCK OFF GOYIM

Clever.

Scared

No shut up stop

oh fugg

It'd just be a copy of her m8.

fuck you satan

Why was the holoDECK just one small room? Shouldn't it have been...the whole deck??

The whole Holodeck shit on ST was a shit show. Ruined it for me.
I cringed every time the captain and his crew played gangsters. Mfw

>A gangster episode. On a supposedly futuristic show. Wtf?

Fuck you

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Fuck you satan, you piece of shit

>disengage safety protocols

Not on my watch buddy

Not today!

replying out of fear

get thee behind me Satan

Posting

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Dammit

Damn

Satan pls

Begone, Satan!

reply

oh lala ya faggot

t. satan

I'll save you momma

Fuck you

gfd

fuck you

DAMN YOU

>666
fuck you satan

Thought this was spam till I saw Lucifer behind this

No kill mom

h

you win this round computer

O

Ayy

:(

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I wouldn't fall for this ordinarily, but that get makes me nervous

shit no

no thanks, Satan

fuck

Fuck

Fuck you.

sheeeeet

Fu

The fuck is this shit, Lucy. You're pure evil.

>Computer, explain to me why the universal translator doesn't translate Klingon war cries and swear words

>Computer, how is Starfleet able to maintain Federation borders with no actual warships, when there are multiple war-driven races with cloaking ships

>Computer, why is Data not at the Utopia Planitia shipyards when it is shown numerous times throughout the series that he can upgrade existing systems on the Enterprise vastly in a short time span

>Computer, why is it during the wargames episode after the Borg encounter, Worf somehow "tricks" the Enterprise viewscreen into seeing a Romulan Warbird when it is stated that the viewscreen functions using a camera, and doesn't actually simply display a rendering of the sensor readings

>Computer, why did Picard not ask Q to destroy the Borg when he was owed a favour?

>Computer, why do Federation ships only go to warp 9 when the plot calls for it, but when attending serious emergencies like a planet being bombarded with radiation, they maintain warp 6?

>Computer, why does only Geordie have access to VISOR technology, and it isn't a mandatory tool for all of engineering to wear?

>Computer, why aren't transporters used to drop photon torpedoes directly into the same area of the enemy shields, hence bypassing any tactical advantage gained through manoeuvres

>Computer, why aren't all ship functions maintained and operated via remote by 2000 IQ holograms?

>Computer, why isn't sonar implemented to detect cloaked ships?

>Computer, why can replicators manipulate noble metals and gases but can't create dilithium?

>Computer, why aren't inverted tractor beams used to push away incoming torpedoes?

>Computer, how come Quark and Ferengis cares about latinum when money is worthless in the entire Federation and beyond?

>Computer, why does every planet only seem to have a few thousand inhabitants, and not billions like Earth?

>Computer, why is there even the ability to disable safety protocols in the holodeck?

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>computer create the worst thread on Cred Forums
>invite reddit and disengage safety protocols
>create lockout on moderation and janitorial programs
>begin program

reee

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>computer create a room with shag carpets and metal doorknobs
>disengage safety protocols

Asshat

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back off satan
*unsheathes cross*

Someone screencap this

DUDE

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Nicely done Satan.

pls no

i

I wouldn't normally, but Satan trips don't fuck around

Praise Kek

"Satan, tell me about your sexual organs."

> computer
> emulate 21st century computer bulletin board "reddit" mode "r/Cred Forums"
> include me in the screenshot
> disengage safety protocols

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Hey now, calm down.

We don't want to incite genocide.

Suck my balls

son of a bitch

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You tried it yourself and nobdody is doing it for you.

Oh

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wtf dude, satanic trips

Take your shit taste somewhere else faggot.

fuck you

>666

KHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN

>666

NOOOOOOOOOOO

>Computer, one chocolate milkshake
>as dense as you can physically make it

>disengage safety protocols

fuck off satan

>Computer, gibs me fings to fix broken fings

underrated

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plz no

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I love you, mom
I miss you, mom

>Computer, create a hot tub based on earth designs
>now scan Councilor Trois quarters and search for any traces of bodily fluids or secretions
>copy all samples found, and create enough of the fluids to fill the hot tub
>Computer, if anyone trys contacting me, alert them that I am unavailable for the next 6 hours

>disengage safety protocols

nice trips

Fuck you satan nigger

Enjoy your hot tub full of Riker cum.

I have no choice

>Computer, give me a late 20th century strip club
>Now give me a stripper with the fattest ass
>That's real nice. Computer, disable holodeck entry

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wahey

dayum

I'm autistic enough to answer a few of these. Data could do lots of shit if he wanted to. Adavnced federation science, solve previously impossible equations. He's just a selfish asshole who wants muh humanity and so fucks around having adventures in space. Ships very well could be operated remotely but Starfleet doesn't do it because humanity and the rest of the federation is bored as shit in utopia and this is the only thing that gives their lives meaning. The Ferengi care about money because it's only the federation that has entered an internally currency-less economy. But even the feds need a system to deal with external cultures so they use some kind of currency or trade for that.

Why you doing this to me bruh?

mom no

Not taking chances on this one
Fuck you

Implying I'm scared of you Satan

Lol

ree

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God damn it, there is no escape.

fuck you

Satan

b-but if mother is dead, how will i get my tendies?

It figures that Cred Forums falls for Cred Forums tier shitposting.

RIP user's mother

ass

Way to derail a thread faggot

satan you shit

>disengage safety protocols.
not cool man

Why delete such glorious satanic trips?

DEEPEST LORE

>Computer, disengage shit posting protocols

FUCK WHAT WAS IT??

check the archive senpai