Looks like the time off has made her happier

looks like the time off has made her happier

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why are valets always clowning her?

*thiccer

Is this a set photo from that new Shrek movie?

I was thinking maybe a traditional dress and blouse would hide her frame but nope nothing helps those behemoth shoulders

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Ah, going for the Scottish strong man look

this lmao. she looks like she's about to hoist a boulder

>he doesn't know valets have loads of time off during work hours
>he doesn't know valets are notorious shit-posters

I suspect they make these threads themselves

I like a sturdy woman.

What I would give to see a full-length, feature porn film with her in it, directed by David Fincher and scored by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross. I have this recurring fantasy of a scene featuring her and that midget from Game of Thrones; they're both fully devoid of hair and oiled up more than a Greco-Roman wrestler.

In the fantasy, shot with no less than four 35mm cameras simultaneously, Chloe is power-fucking a hapless, crying Peter Dinklage while standing up and giving him a half-nelson so he has no chance of escape. For those unfamiliar with the position, google "piper perri half nelson" (not safe for work.)

His tears are streaming down his face and mixing with baby oil on the floor as she rams in and out of his protesting, puckered anus with brutal precision, her face a picture of both malice and concentration as she builds up a sweat from her ruthless fucking.

I won't lie, such a vision entirely does it for me. I would gladly create a Kickstarter fund to get the millions of dollars needed for all of the aforementioned people to throw away their dignity and create the greatest recorded erotica in the entirety of history.

This has to happen.

>she looks like she's about to hoist a boulder

She honestly dressing less like shit desu.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

is this pasta

TIL I don't mind wide shoulders.

Looks like a hairpiece, what of it?

Chloe the pro gamer

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>this bitch is a celebrity?

Is that Johnny Sins?

What a strong nigga

>that guy behind her

Honestly I feel bad for how much harassment Cred Forums and twitter give her, but then I remember she's worth millions and probably doesn't give a shit.

Look like Wesley Snipes in Blade

>probably doesn't give a shit
she literally cries herself to sleep every night because kim kardashian bullied her on twitter

oh she gives a shit mang, she blows up on twitter about muh womenz all the time, but her front isn't good enough; everyone knows she's asking people to stop dragging her through the shit
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who recognized him there.

This can't be real, c'mon

Now a Pablo meme from 50's?

Ugh, nice disgusting cuneform bone bulging there.
Good luck getting a decent man with those dogs.

She's cute though, built good.

He looks like Marco Piere White.

>Hey user, wanna go to the gym with us?

lol, he's the new mexican kid

Powerful Sons of Bitches

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McKek

YES! ...I mean, sure baby.

Me on the right

yeah she took up weightlifting to let off steam for her upcoming roles

you fakhing nigger

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she looks like fat ac efron in the face

Please don't bully me Chloe.

Good shit lmao

>that user who makes those convincing shops

godspeed you beautiful bastard

thats shooped right

she invented dabbing in 2015

>posting the shopped picture

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pedro's grown up

>those giant fucking feet jammed into the shoes designed for a normal woman

There's like an inch and a half of shoe up top there.

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>Cred Forums just got another person fired
way to go guys

Look like Sean Connery in The Rock

I wonder what her drug of choice was since everyone says the 'break' was for rehab.

Dbol, test, hgh

/hightest/ af, would plow for the gainz tbqh

how the fuck

Abortion

$$$$

She should just own it and lift

>ywn do coke with Chloe and her tiny ski jump nose

she looks like a xanax and coke girl to me

don't remind me

>tfw there's another photoshopfag in here doing shoops with me

If she would train in MMA, I have no doubt that in about 2 years she could tske GSP. Natty as fuck.

As weird as she looks I still want to see her naked

She is so fucking BROAD.

'Mirin.

Darren tantaco doesn't look like that

>they all abandoned her the minute she turned 18
>Chloe shitting is now 24/7 as backlash for all the Chloe spam

Poetry

>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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>as a former valet, can confirm

jesus fucking christ kek

did you used to work in San Francisco in early 90s when a black guy posing as one of your colleagues rigged a DA's car to blow up?

oh shit ahahahahhahahaaha

What the fuck is it with pictures of this girl and people behind her carrying bags?

The only reason I ever loved her was Let Me In.

she was literally perfect in that

here we go again

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it is now

the ride never ends

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> you can make a burger using waffles instead of a bun
my life changed today, for the better

Why is she aging like shit?

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What if she was actually born a boy but was given estrogen as a kid and while going through puberty then went off it when she turned 18?

IT BEGINS

i thought that could've been the case too, yeah.

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I'm glad to see this thread is prevailing relentlessly.

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Look at the size of those mitts, she def. still has some growing to do.

oddly specific, but no