What sort of hat would you wear as a guest in Westworld?

What sort of hat would you wear as a guest in Westworld?

Id wear a Derby :P

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My fedora

>Not wearing a Gambler

I don't wear hats

The derby is the fedora of the wild west.

Probably something generic and unassuming like the pinched front.

I'd wear an Amish hat and go on a gun-crazy rampage and murder children everywhere, to prove you don't fuck with the Amish.

brick or a gambler, i think

90% of this board would look dumber than jimmi simpson in one though, another 5% would already have their own set of cosplay to bring along

Pinched Front is the choice of the man who can get things done but doesn't need to make a show of it

Huh really makes you think

were you assigned hats based on your profession / personality in the old west?

are you a backshooter? the town drunk? cattleman secretly leading the rustlers? shop keep? barman? there is a special hat for each

That's not a brick, bricks are red, you only wear those when you sit inside

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I'm with ya friendo .

Open crown is clearly the patrician's choice

MLP fedora desu senpai.

you guys realize cowboys didn't actually wear cowboy hats right?

You realize cowboys weren't real, right?

>tfw this nignog thinks he knows cowboys

bitch I live in Texas, please

I'm sure people wore wide brim hats in the fucking sun. They still do to this day.

Are you also a time traveler?

that could easily fall off when you're herding cattle and stuff?

Gambler but only because I'm too short to pull off Open Crown

Do you not know how hard function? They slightly grip onto your head so they stay on. Not everyone wearing a hat has it precariously perched on top of their head.

>that could easily fall off

sure, if you're retarded and buy one that doesn't fit you at all

>No tejana

Why even bother

*how hats

doesn't matter it's impossible for a hat to not fall off when the wind hits it right going fast

You do know cattle farmers wear hats to this day, right?

which one is the hat lee van cleef wears in for a few dollars more?

cattleman or sombrero

yea but they aren't moving herds from field to field horseback

So instead you just fry under the fucking sun? Have you ever been outside.

whichever goes best with my boots

Open Crown. I'd carry like twelve derringers too, I'd be a real stupid asshole.

yes once you have a base tan it's not so bad

so basically you've never stepped foot on a property, thanks for playing.

>a base tan
Is that why Arabs living in the desert still cover their heads? Is it a fashion accessory?

Whatever Marsden wears. Those are dope af.

straw brick

that's so they don't sweat too much not a skin thing

I have gentleman farmer

just don't man

he knows he's been shown three or four times over now, but has that place on the spectrum where he can't come to terms with being wrong

Some real ass cowboy hats coming through

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BUT PHONE POSTER DON'T YOU KNOW COWBOYS NEVER WORE COWBOY HATS

THESE PICTURES ARE CLEARLY SHOPPED, COWBOYS NEVER EXISTED

me in the middle

almost like they are dressed up in formal attire for a photo

kekd and checkd

>No Akubra
Why bother wearing a hat?

man on right is suspect as fuck. look at his gay stance

would go full pancho for sure

Yeah I thought he looked right sassy when I first saw that.

>shitkickers
>formal attire

pick one, queer-not-steer man

>Three Amigos
It's been probably more than a decade since I watched that movie. Does it still hold up?

> work gloves and leather chaps
> formal attire

You ok friendo?

Amish, but if I could I'd wear a sombrero.

This. I would be wearing a poncho and sombrero.

>implying he isn't a Doc Holiday type dandy
Never underestimate those types. They'll cut your fucking throat in heartbeat. And then meet you later at the turkish bath

this
gambler master race

I'd wear whatever makes me look the least autistic. Can't just wear a hat you think looks cool Reddit

I'm fine you ok expert on cowboy attire?

Amish if I'm being honest with myself

babby is mad now :D

>whoops my hat fell off when I was lassoing a stray horse let me just drop everything I'm doing and go pick it up

>this is what hatfags actually believe

Yes. But I can only go forwards in time. At normal speed.

who here /best hat/

Or, you know, they had lanyards on their hat to literally prevent exactly that from happening.

don't see any in those photos

>Does it still hold up?
Why would it not, it's a fucking timeless story.

See that little string Tyler?

this

Wait, so now you're taking those photos as proof that cowboys wore hats? You're unironically on the spectrum, aren't you?

People confuse 10-gallon hats being a modern invention with cowboys not wearing hats at all. They would have worn something like this, if not a typical hat such as a derby.

A gambler tbqhwy, with that same color.

Derbys were actually the most worn hat during the Wild West period. They were fashionable in general, and pictures from the era show people mostly wearing them in city/town contexts.

Cowboys seem to mostly have worn plantation hats (similar to the Amish in that OP's picture) before the Boss of the Plains type hat took over. Modern cowboy hats are based on various modifications people made to Boss of the Plains hats, but the actual styles didn't start appearing as set things until the twentieth century, and mostly because of movies.

i see a cookhand wearing a hat

cattleman or pinched front

what did these people do all day? herd cattle, sing dem sad ol' country songs on guitar 'round the fire cooking bears and telling dirty jokes and all the gay shit you keep deep down that creeps its way out when you've had a few hearty swigs from Billy Boy's bottle?

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I thought the derby was a huge flop, or am I thinking of the bowler?

youtu.be/MDVrmSEZEKg

Go amish, play a Mormon with 4 wives.

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