Post yfw your gf sucked 37 dicks

honest question does anybody really acknowledge kevin smith as an entity outside of lame quotes from his mediocre movies and parachute pants?

I'm legit fascinated with him and doug benson. I have to know more. The root.

>yes I am a cuck

>mfw a girl told me she slept with 150+ guys
>might have been more

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>your face when you didn't get to suck not a one

if you're attractive and extremely social it's not that crazy. I know a few outgoing sluts who are ringing the 60 and 70+ bells

yea she was also a gangbanger type

Clerks is the greatest movie of all time.

It really is.

>tfw sucked a chad at a party
Shit was fucking humiliating

what was the biggest black cock she ever took?

>tfw gf
Fuck, I'm screwed already.

Chicongo?

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agreed familia

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>Don't be a misogynistic neanderthal, there is literally nothing wrong women expressing their sexuality.

Literary wunderkind John Green's wife has had 47 other sexual partners and it doesn't bother him at all, he never thinks about it every single morning over his bowl of cherrios.

Did you now

hot sluts are the best
never ever marry one though

>tfw cuck

If you tell your girlfriend you want her to fuck other men, she's not going to cheat on you because it's no longer a way of getting back at you

And all that unease you feel about your girlfriend's sexual history, or fear about what she might do in the future, turns into sexual arousal

It also opens up the possibility of her allowing you to have sex with other women, or at least fantasize about it together

I'm the only person my girlfriend has been with, and we fantasize and she cams with other guys online, but I don't know if I really want to go full-cuck and have another guy fuck her in real life. That's the thing though, I've explored her true thoughts about it and the decision is up to me. Meanwhile you lot lack trust and lack intimacy, and will likely end up being a cuck anyway (but not in a good way), jerking off to the thought of your (ex)girlfriend with the guy she cheated on you with or the guy she's moved on to.

that bitch is fat as fuck

>he never thinks about it every single morning over his bowl of cherrios.
kek

>tfw cuck

It is the current year, anonymous.

what if she was raised in a good family with a strong father figure? she wouldn't even consider cheating or cuckolding and she would think youre a god damn freak.

The interracial cuck meme ruined my life.

I'm not exaggerating. It made me quit my job and my girlfriend left me because of it. It's a long story but basically I'm paranoid of black men fucking women I know, am dating, female family members, etc. and I'm paranoid that they're all lying about it. I've also become extremely self conscious about my dick size. I had a breakdown that caused me to leave work early and cry in my car in a parking lot for hours and my boss fired me over it.

Even seeing the word 'blacked' makes me dizzy and want to vomit. I'm seriously considering seeing a psychologist or something but as you can imagine it's extremely embarrassing.

I remember when Cameron Diaz turned 37 someone made a thread of her face with the text ">37"
The first response was "In a row?"
She's 44 now.
What am I doing with my life?

>Brother cheated on his gf
>She breaks up with him but they still live together
>First she makes out with some Russian guy she knows then offers him something to get back with him
>She says she wants to also have sex with the girl he fucked with to make things right
>They end up doing it and he watches
Was he cucked by his gf?

the meme isn't what ruined your life user

I am curious what kind of fucked up upbringing you had.

its a win win situation

This board is a support group for your condition

>i told my girlfriend she can fuck other guys

>maybe we can fantasize about me having sex with other women.

being in an open relationship is one thing, being a cuck is totally different.

cucks like watching theirs gf's get fucked. its more about being dominated in a way.
in an open relationship you both just fuck whoever you want. its not really about being dominated.

user, im a black man.

and your kind words have inspired me to fuck all the women you know.

>girls only cheat to get back at you

It's no big deal. Usually on those days I just avoid kissing her on the mouth until she brushes her teeth.

It IS a way of getting back at you because your "gf" doesnt respect you at all, you're literally nothing more than a walking pay cheque to her at that point; if you are not strictly monogamous, your relationship is literally the same thing as having a fuckbuddy with one key difference; she gets to have you paying and buying her things, and she is the one having sex. Oh, and since she no longer respects you at all, she will leave you the second a guy with a bigger pay cheque comes along. And no, this wouldn't happen with "you lot" because thank god most men have some degree of respect for themselves and wont voluntarily shag up with a whore; pro-tip, your girlfriend HAS cheated on you.

being a cuck is more about emracing their excruciating insecurity that their gf will cheat on them. i had a coworker who wanted me to fuck his wife and i know for a fact he had a big dick and could fuck.

>respect

Here is a tip: women cannot respect things

is this copypasta or are you really mentally ill?

if youve already told he she can fuck other guys, but youre not sure if you want her to, how is the decision up to you?

she could just decide to and think you said it was ok. or at least thats what shell tell you she thought.

how is it you lack trust of youre not a cuck?
you trust your gf not to cheat on you. there isnt really trust in being a cuck. you just give her permission to cheat.

ONLY 37? Sharon, I'm ashamed.

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I'm at a predicament.

>be half-Arab
>going to college in white town
>only minority in my classes
>one of my professors (a tall skinny white man in his late 40s) has been making advances towards me
>wants me to fuck his wife

I don't know what to do. I don't feel like fucking a fat woman in her 40s but I don't want to fail this class. I just wanna graduate already.

so it "my gf cant cheat on me if i tell her its ok to fuck other guys"

but they like it. so i wouldnt say its an insecurity.

sometimes i fell like people are cucks because theyve grown up their enter lives watching porn. where they see some other guy fucking a girl and the girl seems to be having the time of their life. so theire just like the audience watching and jacking off. now that they have a gf they want the same kind of experience, only this time with their gf. so they get someone to fuck their gf and they get to watch. like porn but in real life.

Threads like this are all genuinely unhealthy. You're all going to end up like

>the decision is up to me

HAHAHAHA, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BOYO

> tfw you actually believe someone else's autonomy belongs to you
> tfw you are being primed for the ultimate cuck
> tfw you've never had a healthy relationship

>all these spelling errors

i dednt go back and speel shek

blacks don't actually have big dicks. it's a lie literally made up by jewish pornographers.

I've been this girlfriend and had to answer the question. My real number is 44. I told my boyfriend I would tell him if he really wanted to know, but then he changed his mind and said it was probably better if he didn't.

What should I have told him if he pressed?

That might be fine, if you have no insecurities about yourself. Because if you did have insecurities, you wouldn't be able to share them with that type of girl.

I've been with the 'good' kind of girl who wouldn't cheat and probably wouldn't have been open to anything too kinky, but she left me because she couldn't stand me (due to restrained communication and intimacy).

You've got to ask yourself why someone would want you in the first place. These 'good' girls either want money/status or have insecurities of their own that they won't reveal to you.

If it's any consolation, the girls I've known (white, asian) don't have a preference for black guys, and think more of white men.

>being in an open relationship is one thing, being a cuck is totally different. cucks like watching theirs gf's get fucked. its more about being dominated in a way.

I do want to watch my girlfriend get fucked by another guy though. I'm just wary of doing it because I might regret it.

I think there's two main kinds of cucks: Those who get off on being humiliated, and those who enjoy seeing their partner satisfied

Lots of presumptions on your part. I don't give her any money, and neither does any other guy. I asked her once if she wants to be paid by the guys if we do the cuckold thing in real life, and she said she doesn't. I also know for a fact that she hasn't had sex with anyone else but me - unless she had a quickie I don't know about, but why would she when I said it turns me on? She's not the outwardly slutty type either.

>if you are not strictly monogamous, your relationship is literally the same thing as having a fuckbuddy

Cuckolding is actually very intimate. It's about showing you love your partner so much that you would let them be satisfied by having sex with another man. Just sharing the fantasy in itself is a way of bonding.

>44
I would drop your ass right then if you were gf you fucking slut.

What do you guys think about my sexy wife? Would you fuck her?

Does this movie not work in the 2010s?

Put it off until early this year and it's fucking awful. From the writing to the acting. Smith is a hack.

I know I have seen this pasta before. Anyway, I personally can't conceive the idea of women having multiple sex partners, it makes me sick, I don't care that much about the race though.
Women need to learn what their place is.

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She is no ken and i am no barbie but we love eachother just the same.
Funny weirdish story: this part of the set was shot by her grandmother.
Yeah. I was weirded out too. I knew she had gotten someone to take pictures of her i just never expected it to be her gran.

Is her name Jovena?

Srsly i would have prefered she had her stripper bff to take these. The thought that her gran was her photographer is still a bit odd

>I'm the only person my girlfriend has been with

I know. Not every wife is a porn starlet.
But if you treat her right and love on her the right way. In the bedroom you will think she is.
No.

no one is replying to you about your fat wife, please stop

>if youve already told he she can fuck other guys, but youre not sure if you want her to, how is the decision up to you? she could just decide to and think you said it was ok. or at least thats what shell tell you she thought.

We have good communication and trust. She knows my desires, how I'm hesitant about doing it in reality, and she has no problems with that - it helps I think that I'm more into than she is (but she's not feeling coerced by me into it or anything). We're very much on the same page, even though what we get out of it differs slightly. For instance, I would enjoy seeing her satisfied and be aroused by the tabooness of it, whereas she would enjoy having a big dick inside of her and knowing that it arouses me.

>how is it you lack trust of youre not a cuck? you trust your gf not to cheat on you. there isnt really trust in being a cuck. you just give her permission to cheat.

Maybe for some guys, but not for me, and I think many guys fear their girlfriend will cheat on them - even if they don't show signs they're going to. In a way you're right that there isn't trust in being a cuck; being a cuck makes trust irrelevant. It makes you feel free, like there's a big weight lifted off your shoulders. The best description I've read of the distinction between cuckoldry and cheating, is that cuckoldry is a controlled situation, cheating is not. Putting the situation under your control somehow makes all those feelings of fear and disgust flip upside down.

She is so fucking hot love her little belly. I think every inch of her is perfect.

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37?

Aa aaaand go fuck yourself. Thats the kind of shit her first husband used to say to her which is why she ended up packing on the stress pounds to begin with. She has been dieting and taking yoga. She has dropped some of the stress weight.
But honestly? Just shutup and jerk off to my wife.

what the fuck is wrong with you get off Cred Forums there's a shitty retard board for your shitty retard posts

Now we get into the good stuff

I'm gonna vomit nigga please stop

These few were on our honeymoon right after i came inside her for the first time
I have a feeling you are a kissless virgin faggot.

She was so turned on by having my cum in her she masturbated with it
Admit it. You are just saying mean things because you are sad and lonely and wish you had a wife too.

>mfw almost 30 and only had two sex partners
>one of the two I only knew a week and nailed 3 days in

I dunno, it took years to sleep with my first fuck and something in me wanted another and somehow I managed to get it with some chick who doesn't sleep around.
She says her last lay at the time "took her a year" before they fucked.
After that the real emotions hit me that I want sex with someone who matters and not sleep around with people for the sake of sexual urges.
It's been almost 7 years since I last had sex and on multiple occasions I could have had sex with multiple other females, but there's always part of me saying "just go for it" but I just decline because that's not who I am.
Friends make fun of me and others online make fun of me, but fucking random strangers or people I don't even find attractive just to say I had sex isn't appealing.
I rather be abstinent.

>stress pounds
/fit/ here, that's not a real thing

I have a full video of this sequence of e vents but i dont know how to edit her face out of the video. Or know how to make a webm or gif of it.

Every time I see this on /lit/ someone brings up the actual implication of dude's metaphor, that you're eating Cheerios which has had 47 dicks dipped into it

I'm sad and lonely but it's a fucking choice. If I wanted to lower my standards and fuck chubby, shapeless, gaping cunt whores like your wife I'd have no problem at all.

The cereal metaphor makes little sense, as it could apply to any object we use almost every day, so it's clear that little thought was put into using cereal in particular.

Absolutely gorgeous

Shut up, and keep jerking off to my wife, loser.

Nobody wants it anyway you sperg

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please stop posting your fat disgusting wife

Seriously jerking it to pictures another mans wife on Cred Forums is as close as you will probably ever get to having sex

I absolutely adore her beautiful curves

>Tfw this was supposed to be a funny clerks thread that would die instantly

>Mfw this turns into a cuck thread

Hot. as. fuck.

Guy who is posting his ugly fat wife please stop you are grossing me out. I wouldn't even waste my cum jacking off to that pig

if you don't not stop posting you're wife i will not kill myself

I bet you'd love to do her from behind.

So I just puked and I'm no even drunk.
Stop posting that ugly half breed pig/whale of a wife already.

>being a cuck is more about...

Being a limp-wristed, slack-jawed faggot that doesn't have the courage to kill himself the way he should...

That looks like my ass

Why don't you post the pictures of the supermodels you bang, you fucking idiots?
You are the scum of the earth. Shut the fuck up and go away.

>Shut the fuck up and go away.

Can you ?

youtube.com/watch?v=E2KiA7qKn54

WORSE THEN ANY SCAT PORN

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i'd rather be a virgin than fuck and marry a hambeast tbqh

I can lick her pussy and suckle her clit and tits all day.
That is if she would let me.
Sadly after just one orgasm she gets to sensitive to let me keep going.
All i want. What i realy want is to blindfold her tie her up so she cant fight back or struggle too much, and go down on her until she is in constant orgasm mode. Yknow that state that women seem to have the magical ability to get into where just the slightest touch or sight of a dick makes them jizz in their pants?

>I want sex with someone who matters and not sleep around with people for the sake of sexual urges.
If you weren't an idiot, you would have figured that out before you lost your virginity.

>i'd rather be a virgin than fuck and marry a hambeast tbqh

100% this. Like you might as well be fucking a dude if you are fucking some ugly fat chick you might as well be gay

Damn i love sucking on those nipples. Licking slowly arount those areolas. Her tits are so soft so very soft but have a slight firmness too. And they taste a little like cream. Even tho we havent gotten her lactating. (My biggest fettish) she wants to induce it naturally by getting pregnant but i want to drink her tit milk now. Once we finally do have her lactating im not letting her stop. Ever never ever. I will drink from her tits as often as i can and use her milk for my coffee and my cereal and have her use her own breast milk when baking. The whole 9 yards if it requires milk and we are making it then the milk will come from her swolen love filled breast.
Good, natural, human milk for human consumption. Drinking cows milk is weird. But we have been conditioned as a society to think its normal.
God i love her tits... Hell i love every part of her even if she is kinda chubby. She is my chubby.
Mine mine mine.
But i dont mind sharing. Just have to convince her to try another guys dick then we can become swingers and go to orgys together. I would get to watch her enjoy other guys while i enjoy other women. But my dick is the only bareback she can have and her pussy is my only bareback. And my cum is the only cum that will fill her up.
I really love fucking her.
If you couldnt tell.
Ok enough talking more picture posting!

If you didnt believe me when i said her tits are the perfect tits for filling with milk. Check out her amazing rack.
I love it when she wraps them around my dick.

To be honest I left out the part that my first fuck I took years chasing was my ex who I planned on spending the rest of my life with and was with for years.
We got a house, I got a good job, she was advancing her career, we planned out life, and were life partners.
Shit happens and she's gone.

Oh. I guess I made that assumption, but it's a reasonable one to make, as I thought you just lost your virginity because you were thirty or to be cool.

*you were thirsty

I have to say, this time I didn't see it coming.

It would be ok if it was 35 or something, but 37 is just overboard.

Yeah it suck.
The girl I fucked afterwards was the same year when I found out she hooked up with some dude the same month she left me for and got knocked up.
After all we been through she easily threw me away and got pregnant with another man the same month she left me after years of being together with her?
I didn't know what I was doing.
I found a girl who recently moved to my state and somehow I got her to hang out with me which led to sex.
Later that week she moved back to her state she came from (she's engaged now).
I dunno, I thought something was gonna happen with her.
I didn't expect her to move.
Since then, I haven't had sex even though it could have happened.
I'm not ashamed, I have had sex and could have had sex but I choose not too.
Keeps me out of tons of trouble.
I was part of this internet generation but just old enough out of this social media bullshit like facebook, twitter, and instagram which accounts I don't have any accounts and rather just meet people in person but I guess people use tinder or pof and shit.

I'm sad this wasn't the first response

>Keeps me out of tons of trouble.

Fuckin this man, I have friends who sleep around and it was really never something I envied. Been in a 5 year relationship and very happy but before that I turned down sex regularly. Regretted it til I met my current gf then realized that my dick could have gotten me in a lot of trouble if I had just been careless about it. Dodged a few bullets by abstaining til I found someone else I really cared about. Keep it up, romanticanon.

kek

She couldnt have been that hot fighting over some dude , she probaly the hottest girl that works in UPS hot. pics or Warehouse trash.

If she's sucked 1 she might as well have sucked 100.

t. neckbeard

Ditto dude
A friend of mine acts so proud about how he's talking to girls and fuckin em. But anyone can do that. Finding a nice girl is the real challenge, and I'm so glad I met a girl like my gf.

>yfw your gf has sucked at least only 1 bbc

People with girlfriends disgust me.

>at least
>only

Jesus fuckin Christ
>I'm the only person my girlfriend has been with, and we fantasize and she cams with other guys online
>she cams with other guys online
JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST

DUDE... read your post back to yourself, pretend its not you and its just some random guy. What would you think?

If she cams with other guys she doesnt respect you FACT

if you are OK with the fact that she cams with other guys and allow her to do so, have a good think about WHY SHE DOESNT RESPECT YOU

Look brutha, im not saying this to be meanspirited, i mean this in the most sympathetic and concerned for your well being way possible

DUMP HER
LIFT WEIGHTS
GET IN A FIGHT
STOP PUTTING PUSSY ON THE PEDASTOOL

THEN and only THEN should you attempt to have a GF again. You are a grade A fuckup riht now and you will become a Grade S fuckup if you stay with her. pull your socks up, get your act together.

what would your father say if he knew she cam'd with other guys?

>37
but i only have 1 dick, you cunt

she told me shes only ever done it once

She used those words? Does she not realize that's redundant? Is she a dingbat?

nice pasta

We all know trips are literal faggots tho

>trusting women

Where do I find gf material at 21 to 22

Is it that hard to find a girl that isn't a total slutbag?

Why does no one take years sexually active into account when asking this question?

how do you get laid at 21

I legit dont know

any idiot that's around women long enough can get laid

I want a gf that isn't a dick vacuum

>James Bond GET

I'm 20 and have spoken to less then 3 girls my age in my life.

No. Not everyone can do it. 10 % of males do .....and the rest get their scraps. How's my dick taste faggot?

one's too many

but how?
surely you must have spoken to some in high school?

well she already dated the guy, he eventually got bored and started fucking her sister.
pretty sure she only fucks white guys and the occasional mexican despite being half black herself
nope, keyrra

>gf lost virginity at 20
>slept with 2 guys total before me

feels good man

Any female that has been with a negro is tainted and no self-respecting person will fuck them let alone date them.

Burn the coal pay the toll, they'll end up single mothers on welfare that get beaten by every negro boyfriend they get in the future.

It makes me smile when I read stories about white girls getting tortured/murdered by their negro boyfriends.

meet them at work, or meet a chick at a bar who doesnt seem like a total alcoholic. also bitches fucking love yoga, try that.

>how do you get laid at 21

That's literally the easiest age to get laid because it's the drinking age. I'm the most socially awkward beta faggot in the world but i've gotten laid just from getting drunk with girls.

>a meme ruined my life
No, the meme just made you stop ignoring the fact that you're a huge mangina.
>cry in my car in a parking lot for hours
You were going to get cucked regardless of the meme.
Also, fucking 9/10

>tfw 37 was supposed to be an outrageous number back then
>probably close to average today

>anyone know a good way to bang nasty fucking sluts
>and by the way i'm virgin and how do I get a nice good girlfriend who will live to serve me

this is what u sound like

legit haven't.

37 is low thanks to the invention of tinder

i still don't think this is true, number is too high
number is probably higher than the past sure
but people who don't fuck around also often don't go around and telling other people about it, the loud mouth fornicators certainly make it sound like the norm

Tinder was a mistake. Holy shit it's impossible to meet girls these days if you suck at social media. Girls realize they don't have to put in any effort when every girl has a ratio of 50 guys on her ass 24/7.

This generation is fucked.

its basically frigid by todays standard.

In the old days, even uggo nerds all seemed to get paired off with a wife and secure job for life.

yikes

I thought people are actually having less sex these days?

Humboldt? Tennessee?

White men are having less sex, white girls are having more.

The real tragedy is that girls who want to remain pure and untouched until marriage are basically forced into this due to peer pressure. So you have a generation of young women that are not only able to slut around, but they are also being encouraged to do it. In media, by friends, by the news. Everywhere. If you remain virgin, then you are an anomaly and nobody wants to be an anomaly. We're too much of social beings for that.

Go home OP, you weren't even supposed to be working today.

Sauce?

The number of people are less. Basically the women are now spread to fewer men due to Tinder and the like basically allowing women to pick freely among hundreds. So the same few Chads get picked over and over again. The game is rigged boys.

ur life

nope

How much money does your herpes medicine cost?

I had an ex exactly like that. Your gf is not called Emma right?

My current gf is a fucking angel though. Never had a bf. Never even made out with a guy before me, just like pecked on the lips. Too hot for her backstory. She's a bit psychotic though, a little clingy and far too over-analytical. But I love her. Still think I got pretty lucky considering she's good looking but I've always had a tendency for dating attractive girls who end up being used up condom cleaners and cumrags. Or they turn into them...

That's not how you spell Starship Troopers

Is it bad that I tense up in a nervous sweat just by even reading your comment? Even despite the fact that I'm probably at least a dozen hours away from you via aircraft?

>threescore

Who were the 57 other people?

I never understood this whole peer pressure shit.
I did do some dumb shit when I was a kid with my friends, but you would think when people are older they have more backbone are more likely in charge of their lives and not getting pressured into stupid shit like this.

>The real tragedy is that girls who want to remain pure and untouched until marriage
this is me.

I was hoping for something 100% more sourced.

Women are far more driven by social peer pressure than men. Just look how much they obsess over social media. Men stop caring the older they get, women never do. For better or worse.

>fucked a girl that said she was really inexperienced
>I only fucked 10 guys before
>18

ha

So sorry if this is true. Laughing so hard either way.

CA

hey bby

want sum fuk

send pic

meet me in Massachusets

ive had literally hundreds of matches on tinder. only banged 2 of them though

Why do all of Kevin Smith's film threads turn into cuck threads? Is it because his films defend cuckolding?

Lol guys check it out, I'm replying to a tripfaggot lel

This tb.h
I don't care how many guys my gf has fucked as long as she has never fucked a nigger.

please be in ulaanbaatar

>being this insecure

insecure faggot.
i don't care but i had a problem if she still knew some of the guys and would be friends with them, this is the biggest criterion for exclusion ever.

my ex went by that name she was a bipolar mess that went from dick to dick and now has a kid

what is it with girls with that name and being fucked up?

>the dicks he knows
>probably 100 she remembers
>probably 150-200 total

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Now there's a semen demon