3>>4>1>>>>>>>>2=5

This is the only acceptable ranking.

go fuck yourself
1>2=3>4>>>>>didnt even bother>5

1 > 3 > 2 >>> poop > 5 > 4

>3>who gives a fuck about the rest of the wayans brothers shit

3 is the only objectively good one. It had Leslie Nielsen, was directed by David Zucker (writer/director of Airplane), and was written by the writer of Naked Gun and Police academy.

It's the only installment with a great cast and crew.

I can never decide which one is funnier between 1 & 2. 1 is a stronger film over all but 2 has a few funnier scenes. The basketball scene in 2 always cracks me up.

Very true. Their brand of vulgar comedy is crude, unfunny, cringeworthy, vile, and repulsive.
Disgusting degenerate.

scary movie 2 isnt that bad

almost correct,

1>2=3, literally does not matter after this

>Scary Movie

4 was terrible. Literally just recycled jokes the whole time.

Yes it is.

It's honestly not.
Though, I was a teenager when it came out so it was THE movie for a few months of the school year.

>We're here reporting live for Black TV white folks are dead so we getting the fuck out of here.

>tfw they couldn't even get away with this today

12345 = shit

>Oh real close. Right til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talking 'bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left

>They wanna report on our cop cycles

just thinking of this scene makes me laugh

>Ray raping the clown

I CAN DO IT MYSELF

>i know why youre angry. im sorry i pooped in your litter box

>what? are my glasses crooked?

yeah 3 was the only funny one

>must open this door
>montage of science equipment
>jump starts a bulldozer with a defibrillator

>Scary Movie 3
>About to fight aliens
>pumps a shovel like a shotgun

They are all watchable. They all have funny scenes. Some just have much more stupid than others.
I have no clue how to compare them though.

OP is trolling of course.

3 was PG 13 wasn't it? It's the funniest of them all.

It really blows my mind anybody could think anything but the first one is the best. There are just too many classic moments.

>What are you waiting for?!
>Small dick dude beating the shit out of Cindy when she says she can't keep it a secret
>"Me and Ray are gay" "What? I aint gay?"
>Black chick in the theater
>Killer hanging out with the black crew and rapping

The list goes on.

it all boils down to which one they saw when they were 12.