These guys are hacks

Except he directly criticized the PC angle.

The biggest problem with VII was it was a safe soft-reboot that took no chances. That's all you can really say about it.
And that's what the sane half of Cred Forums had been saying.

Now take a look at the shitquels which are a train wreck and you have way way more material to talk about.

Sorry you underage fagtards can't understand that Lucas is a hack and the prequels were irredeemable.

BTW, people don't like Plinket reviews because they tell them what to think, they like them because they agree with them. And also because he broke down exactly what was wrong rather than just saying it was "gay."

They're normies but they're not idiots. They're pretty funny too. I like them.

Lol you sound like a butthurt faggot.

Kys

>autism: the post

>tfw can't tell the difference between bait and genuine autism

Gee it's almost like Mike and Jay aren't racist like sad lonely op

Rey was a mary stu whore, i'll give you that

What the fuck are you talking about? Hat gives you the impression they're faking laughter? How does fake laughter increase ad revenue? Have you ever interacted with another human being in your life? Jesus Christ your post is embarrassing.

Explain as comprehensively and objectively as possible how the race or gender of the main actors is on any level detrimental to the film on principle. I'm not talking about performances or execution, or social politics. Tell me how the very existence of a black or female character on its own is inherently a valid criticism or glaring flaw.

>they even started fake laughing
I guess, but if you had friends you'd notice you do it too.
Watching something alone I don't laudably laugh that much in a group you do it more and louder.

But yeah, they also know they are being recorded and it's more interesting even if only slightly if they make a noise.

VII was bad, but not that much. It was just a typical generic Hollywood scifi action flick that played it safe and relied on brand recognition.

The prequels were offensively bad from a visual (except I), story and acting perspective. There is literally nothing at all good or even OK about them, aside from the ships and concept art.

If you make a slightly worse copy of the Mona Lisa, all I can say is it isn't that good and it isn't original. If you take yourself seriously and then are only able to draw stick figures in crayon with no concept of perspective, I can probably give you several hundred pointers.

The lack of sex was spot on, like people aren't allowed to fall in love anymore or to have a bit of sexual tension.

>cant say shit about black people or women being the leads because they will lose the millennial views and PC credit

Or maybe because it's not a big deal

>Mike didn't validate my opinion

kys fag

Tv is mad because they shat on this board's jokes and before that called you all obese virgins

The truth hurts

>I'm complaining about things that have no basis in reality
Thanks for sharing, faggot

>he gives the force awakens a clea pass and says "at least its not as bad as the prequels" when it totally fucking is

You lack even the most basic understanding of filmmaking if you truly, honestly believe TFA was as bad as any of the prequels. That's objectively untrue. You are suffering from honest to god delusion, and you need to take a step back from your monitor and your lifestyle and analyze it from a third person perspective. You are getting this upset because a total stranger did not validate your misinformed opinion about a fucking science fiction movie for all audiences.

Your brain is suffering damage from this. It's time to take a break.

I legitimately feel bad for OP and how empty your life must be. To the point where I can't even laugh at you or call you a faggot.

I say this as a racist who hates diversity casting and wouldn't watch an all black movie.

You can't. They were not established characters from a book or existing in a historical time were it would be anachronistic.

Yeah, it was done for muh diversity, but I think most people can accept that its literally the current year and by now its been the norm for a long time. Also their race/gender wasn't a major part of the story although it was slightly a part of the marketing. It's why you can guess its a troll.

I got your back, user.

HAHA look at OP, what a faggot.

they make comedy videos, who cares about their reviews

To be honest this is one of those where I can't tell if he is bored and wants some yous or he is this bitter.

>I was really disappointed when TFA didn't turn into a BLACKED shoot and Finn didn't pull out his beautiful BBC, start ramming it up Rey's tight little white pussy and inseminate her to promote white genocide and race mixing. I mean, come on, it's 2016!
What did he mean by this?

Jesus Christ, it's been almost a whole year and people still get triggered by the casting

I love me some RLM

yeah me too, they are terrific

My lord. Come edit the weekoopaedia Breasts article, my lord.

no it was still shit, not brown but green shit.

But Mike was a nazi

The RLM circlejerk here is really strong.

You guys are delusional if you think TFA is a good movie.

Why would people change their opinions after a year? Are you young? A year is short as hell.

>get called obese virgin
>by this fat fuck

what do.

Just wanted to say that the RLM shills are on your ass and everytging you said is correct.

It was Jay actually

He just called you and the jokes you make retarded

I feel bad for you RLM dickriders who can't take the smallest criticism. Fuck off to your subreddit.

this whole site is tainted and the only way to get it back to where it used to be is delete Cred Forums
they go "that won't make us leave we'll just band together and shitpost more" but it didn't happen the first time and there's no reason to expect it'll happen now
as it is anyway the site is dying so we'll either kill it faster or save it from the brink of death

Says the bitch boy who can't let people enjoy things

Shut up lol

Why are people so desperate to defend these washed-out hacks in every thread? They have a standing defense squad ready to overwhelm any dissenting opinion. I think it's because the shills can't operate here like they operate on Reddit, simply downvoting everything. Instead they just rely on ganging up on someone and reply with low-effort posts such as "kys".

>you
>the jokes you make
>you

you post here too you elitist faggot. It all applies to you too.

deleting Cred Forums doesn't cause Cred Forums to leave.

Just like banning guns doesn't remove guns from existence.

>I can't enjoy this thing if you don't aswell
Mentally stunted fuck. Let people express themselves without resorting to nigger tactics of ganging up like apes.

kys

Why are Cred Forums fuck so afraid to have to actually defend their claims? They have a standing whine squad ready to call "shill" to everyone who disagrees with them. I think it's because the whiners can't operate here like they operate on Cred Forums, simply claiming anyone who doesn't hold their world view must be a paid agent of a shadowy conspiracy.

It's RLM shills. They've been tainting this board for some time now, treating it as their free advertising board. They even got the janitors paid off.

explain why the site went to shit once Cred Forums came back then?
oh you can't
you just got here once you heard all your right-wing buds are posting on Cred Forums cause nobody will slap your wrist

If you can't stand Cred Forums, try Reddit. Or chances are that's where you come from and just want Cred Forums to becone anonymous Reddit. Tough luck fag.

damn you got me that's some good argument

Who even said anything about Cred Forums you deflecting shill fuck? I am astounded that a different board pisses your fragile little head so much that you bring it up on a completely separate board non-stop. But sure let's derail the discussion to Cred Forums. It would atleast take attention away from the actual subject which you so desperately crave.

I remember a time when you didn't exist. You first faggot.

[this hurts the Redditlettermedia shills]

It's easy. Just shut up.

>RLM fans fighting a supposed Cred Forums boogyman

this is good shit

Why does liking reviewers make you angry.

Did calling you fat losers with repetitive humor piss in your cereal or something

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Holy shit the RLM shills are legitimately mentally stunted.

Why do you always end it with bogeyman. Say something else. Like, call the cops and say ctr is stealing the election.

Why does disliking reviewers make you angry?

Did a peer disagreeing with your opinion shit in your soup or something

Trump will lose the election

>RLM fans
>fans
More like RLM paid employees. This rabid behaviour is too much for someone without a salary doing it.

>Why do you always end it with bogeyman.

why you treat them like boogeymen?

>Why does disliking reviewers make you angry?

Because it's for no real clear reason and it's pretty retarded tbqh

I'm just speculating on your justifications for doing so.

You're also not my peer at all.

but Boyega made the movie funny and bearable.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU REDNECK RETARDS?

>he le can't criticize women casting
Firstly, there is literally nothing wrong with a woman in a lead role you fucking retard.

Secondly, again, what the fuck are you talking about? They made 2 videos tearing apart Ghostbusters and talked about the casting. Where is your "PC" argument there?

That's cool, I'm canadian. I don't give a flying fuck.

I am RLMDF

Why are Redditlettermedia fags always so desperate to bring up politics? Does Cred Forums really make you this butthurt? Why not remain on Reddit then? We'd both be better off without the election whining.

>You're also not my peer at all.

Clearly, you are a cut above the rest.

That's the most retarded buzzword ever stop that

>we Cred Forums lol
>fuck off Cred Forums
>lol u so paranoid, there no Cred Forums
What?

>Why are Redditlettermedia fags always so desperate to bring up politics?

Trump will lose the election.

no they're doing what every reviewer/self appointed critic is doing with it "its bad but its not THAT bad, people were just reactionary" when the truth is it is a fucking disaster of a film, one of the worst films ever made, and i am in no way a ghostbusters fan at all, just as a standalone film with minor references here and there, it is probably the worst film ever, up there with shit like pixels and other adam sandler jew weinstein berg produced films for dumb retards

november 9
remember base of the skull not at the temple ok?

Misquote?

I thought the RLM shilling squad was a myth until reading this thread.

what?

>user rolls into thread
>confirm TFA sucks
>get called Cred Forums
>get called trump supporter

Fuckin' A.

its an anonymous image board you jackass.
>they're ganging up on me! waah
get over yourself

>poster says he's Cred Forums
>poster 2 says fuck off to Cred Forums
>poster (3?) throws a fit about how poster 2 is paranoid for bringing up Cred Forums
>poster 4 is confused
>you can't read
And now we're here.

MIKE IS NOT FUNNY

kek, sure my friend. anyone that disagrees with you is Cred Forums.

We've been here for months.

>literally says they're Cred Forums
>but Cred Forums is le myth lulz cuck XD
Wow.

The Redditlettermedia shilling is real.

>calls themself Cred Forums
>le /pol no exist lel cuck
>u shill le Jews that you never mentioned in any capacity
Uh huh, sure.

WTF I hate fake quotes now

Nah they lapped it up because it would of made them look bad if they denounced it after stating on their star trek hitb that JJ would be an excellent choice to make a star wars flick.

>he gives the force awakens a clea pass and says "at least its not as bad as the prequels" when it totally fucking is

>These guys are hacks
these guys are terrific

>tfa was only bad because muh sexism and muh racism

You expected an honest review of TFA? No. Here is me talking again about how much I hate the prequels. Just in case you didn't get the idea that I'm an overgrown child that can't let go of things I like.

But man TFA was such a great movie! A soft reboot is exactly what SW needed. One thing bothers me deeply though. Why didn't the nigger fuck the white girl? I mean, it's 2016. Why isn't he holding her down and fucking her shit out? Just fucking do it, Obonto. Hold that white bitch down. Rape the everliving fuck outta here. Let me hear her scream for her daddy.

Besides that, excellent movie that redefines everything in the medium.

>would of

Kill yourself

not every movie needs a romance, especially not TFA

>One thing bothers me deeply though. Why didn't the nigger fuck the white girl?

Honestly I think he put that in the review just to piss you whiny faggots off. And surprise, it worked.

>can't say shit about women or black men being the leads
Maybe cause that's not a valid criticism you triggered Cred Forums faggot

>implying they are worried about losing millennial views when they mention how idiotic kids these days don't have attention spans and won't stop looking at their phones in like every fucking HITB episode

They aren't worried about losing your viewership either.

>they gave force awakens a pass
youtube.com/watch?v=2HaGe8XcMHA

>"lightsaber fuelled by e..."

WHAT WAS IT FUELLED BY, I NEED TO KNOW

It's not even the fact that it's as bad as the prequels, it's that in the prequel reviews, the guy nitpicks a single line of dialogue to make fun of it for 10 fucking minutes; a line that most people who watched it just glossed over it, but Plinkett in all his autistic nerd rage character, rips every single thing he finds apart.

Do we get that for TFA? Hell naw, we get a short list of stuff that doesn't even matter, to be followed by "oh but these are just nitpicks anyway, who cares!". If I was a more cynical man, I would've called this an insult to people who dare complain about the movie.

Now the real question is, is this because of the lack of material? Well of course not, if you go about it in a Plinkett fashion, you could fit in 2 hours of complaints easy. Remember, this is the guy that spent almost half an hour saying that Windu's actor was only cast because he's black and cool. In the same fucking episode he complains about the prequels trying too hard to appeal to a wider audience (familiar, yes?).

The only complaint in the TFA that even came close to natural-Plinkett is when he brought up "why the fuck is the Milennium Falcon in TFA", and he had his answer by the tons of hype-screaming teens. That was great. That was only 2 minutes of an almost 2 hours long video.

>it's Cred Forumssjw/ triggerd by casting thread

As someone who though the new film was majorly soulless and safe. Finn was by far the best thing about it, as he was an original character with an original storyline.

Rey was fine too, even if her story was a little too lukeish.

The worst thing was the lame death star plot that seemed tacked on at the end and the rey story moving too fast.

Leading Human Star Wars characters:
>Luke
>Han
>Leia
>Vader/Anakin
>Palpatine
>Padme
>Qui-jonn
>Kenobi

If you're seriously complaining because they dared to put a non white male in a leading role in a fucking fantasy movie set in a galaxy far far away, then you need to kill yourself asap.

No he did that to pander to his newfound crowd of social media hipsters.

Are you not aware they mocked the collective jokes this board has made

This. He nitpicked the prequels to death yet he was fine with major plot holes and character inconsistincies in TFA. Either he was bribed or he just wanted to do a number on Lucas.

The only thing that has become a joke his him unironically swallowing Disney's rehashed cum.

>Rey was fine
Stop.

>The only thing that has become a joke his him unironically swallowing Disney's rehashed cum.

Anger

...

Based user. Don't let all the hardcore, psycho Patreon fans tell you that you're wrong.

They're all willing to accept that Jack forces fake laughter but they'd never accept that Rich does it.

Yep,I stopped liking them a long time ago. Also they don't do the thing that made them popular,the plinket review,they suck now and are dead to me.

The most fervent defenders are most likely people who obsess and give money to them via Twitch or Patreon.

The number of Patreon posters in these threads is higher than you'd imagine - it's harder to have an unbiased opinion of something if you've invested hundreds or thousands of dollars into it. They delude themselves into thinking they're impartial critics, when in actuality we are.

>teenkasia

I haven't seen it and have dropped the entire franchise forever,eat shit lib fag.

Yes it is. If Mike can criticize the cold, calculating business decision of Ghostbusters casting all women, why can't he criticize the casting of minorities? It's the same strategy.

You don't ACTUALLY think a white woman and black man were cast because they were the best actors for the part.. do you?

She's the best thing in my porn folder.

I thought the Plinkett review was bad because it went completely off the normal Plinkett format.

Like imagine if Half in the Bag was off air for 3 years, but a new episode was hyped and teased and used to advertise their Patreon. Then the episode finally comes out and it's absolutely nothing like the old Half in the Bags. People would be understandably upset.

The Plinkett review was just weird and unfunny and was basically a platform for Mike to masturbate his internet fame.
>I'm responsible for the Ring Theory!
>I'm responsible for the bashing of the Prequels and must continue to do so against these stoopid milennial poopyheads!

The best part is that during the Plinkett review of Attack of the Clones, he fully complains about the cheap diversity

But I guess it's okay when Abrams does it

Trump is going to lose.

I think you're just pissed because Cred Forums has always assumed that Mike is a racist(even though we've never had any logical reason to think that) and the new Plinkett Review has made it very clear that he's not racist.

I don't like how they don't know shit about movies, or act like they don't know shit about movies.

>Rose Byrne was in X-Men: First Class? I don't remember her.
>[recent decently well known actor/actress], who? Where has she/he been in?

why

Then they know every fucking little detail about Star Wars and Star Trek. Nerds.

>Hordes of people on Cred Forums unironically listen to the opinions of youtubers

Well that explains why Cred Forums is so shit

>posting in a literal shill thread

Meh, they're funny and still insightful. You don't have to agree with them 100% in order to like them, where do you think you are, pol?