Doctor Strange

This is coming out soon, why is nobody talking about it? It's got Mads, it's got magic, it's got Benito Monticelli, it's got trippy visuals and no Avengers quip-fighting in it.

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>It's got Mads, it's got magic, it's got Benito Monticelli,
Nobody cares
>it's got trippy visuals
DUDE LMAO
>and no Avengers quip-fighting in it.
False

False? Are you saying the Avengers will be there to fight Mads at the end?

I've got tickets booked to see it at iMax

Because its a total wild card, No one really knows what to expect from it, heck i grew up watching those shitty marvel cartoons but up to now I do not know a single shit about Dr Strange

This has worked in Marvel's favor so far, hasn't it?

Shouldnt put the word quip there kiddo, cause that is definitely not something that isn't happening clearly, but i understand your point.

yeah but i dont get how that relates to Cred Forums though

Well the contrarians hate everything regardless, but the normal people had fun with GotG and Ant-Man, right?

But this is a bit more "out there".

Atheists will hate this movie.

We are being stoic about the true dawn of Capekino

Don't forget the Tumblrinas.

What does that mean? I'm an atheist and I'm looking forward to it. What's the connection?

>it's got trippy visuals

Or are the buildings folding on themselves jist deleted scenes from Inception?

Just ignoring the other stuff then?

>Unironically being excited for live-action cartoons as an adult

It's got nothing to do with atheists. Strange is spiritualism and inner energy, not organised religion. That's the whole idea. It's energy being converted from one form to another. I'd watch the cartoon movie they made if you want to get the gist without reading the comics.

Please don't beat me up.

Pffffffffffffffffffffffffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so funny

I know what and who Strange is, I've read plenty. I'm still confused by the comment though.

>CGI:THE MOVIE
Nah I think I'll pass my man

There's no connection. It's a baseless statement. What atheists actually don't like is statements that X is true with no evidence it being so, of which his was one.

I'm expecting it to be pretty decent myself and I don't believe in mystical sky men.

Cred Forums only talks about things that look bad and doctor strange is too hard for the DContrarians to nitpick

How do you do this type of thing with practical effects?

Call Peter Jackson, or George Miller. You don't need to be CGI dependent.

No, seriously, how does any of thishappen without computers? It works on paper, it works with computers. It doesn't work with a plastic bag and a fan.

dark batman was in so they said hey lets do dr strange he always had a dark vibe, fighting demons and draculas and shit. then funny was in so they said shit we are already in too deep so lets make his cape quippy as fuck and maybe have a dr strange dancing scene. lets turn this into a funny , happy witch movie.

Because the last trailer made it look like exactly like Avengers tier garbage. Maybe Mads will save it.

Waiting to see what it looks like on a big screen not a tiny 15" TV screen, or 5" phone, and holding my breath it won't be crap. The CGI in Marvel movies isn't exactly A-grade all the time.

HAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH LMAO LE QUIP its pretty funny

What video game is this?

Looks like Kingdom Hearts.

It doesn't work all that well even with computers. Jackson put his actors in barrels and dropped them in the water. Fact is they've taken on the mystical side of Marvel. It's either get your actors really close to the flames and physical effects then layer CGI on top or just go all-out CGI.

Smoke and flame effects at least look better when they're real vs CGI, just look at Expendables 3.

James Cameron barely succeeded with a mostly-CGI Avatar, and most people don't even remember that movie.

No it's not

It's cape trash.

That romanian count looks strangely black... I bet he's a gypsy.

>whenever something is called capekino it's shit
>if it's called capeshit it's good
What a world.

It's just a desperate attempt to slander anyone who doesn't unconditionally love every piece of trash marvel shits out.

Iv been calling live action cape trash but I'd be fully on board for an animated Strange Md. Film.

But will it have quips?

Trailers have shown us a few.

I'm not giving capeshit my money. It's a disgusting poisonous weed that is choking the Hollywood garden.

>why is nobody talking about it?

Resentment. AND RIGHTLY SO, I MIGHT ADD.

Awesome.

It's just more action movies with one-liners. Capeshit is filling in the gap left by Ahnold getting old.

Tbqh I'm more interested in based Scott Adkins.
But he will probably have a small part so I don't think it worth watching the movie for him.

It's filling the void left by the people who ditched Hollywood with their minds intact.

>pretending mindless action movies didn't always exist
>pretending they weren't always the money-makers
Come on now.

Okay make these films 18s and I'll try them. This general audience bullshit is too bland.

18s?

still seeing this and Rogue one for based Mads

Not the movies, man. The people themselves, before directors started bending over backwards for studios.

I love mindless action, so long as it's blood, guts and death.

Shitty hero, same with Doctor Fate on the DC side

Can't stand anything they're in, would rather watch a Dove and Hawk movie

Satan confirmed they casted Mads to get the Cred Forums audience

Actually, Dr. Strange looks like it will have plenty of quips in it.

Is it just me or does Stephen have a slight resemblance to Lord Farquaad?

Yes. make the films contain adult themes. Violence, tits, people getting murdered. You know, stuff we don't allow babies to see.

Tony Stark is Lord Farquaad due to similarities in size.
>"adult themes" means shit edgy teenagers like to prove how mature they are
Go fly a kite, kid.

>Adult films are edgy.
We have a slow developer here. Kek.

Can't disagree with Lord Starkuaad.

Go watch Deadpool, it's right up your alley.

You thought that was adult? Ahahahhahaha!

It's got boobs, it's got violence, it's got people getting murdered. That's all you wanted.

No one died there wany so much as a drop of blood. Those are special pg13 bullets. Pretty sure there were no boobs. Ahahahhahaha that's about as adult as you could handle ahahahaha pg 13

If this contained adult themes, it'd be Strange, Mordo and Mads in couples therapy bitching about each other for half the movie. Tilda would be the therapist and nothing gets done until they hug it out. Flick to six months later, Stephen commits suicide because his career as a surgeon is over, Mads goes to Denmark and Mordo is chilling on the couch.

>Mads goes to Denmark
And this should get its own Netflix series.

>call Peter Jackson
>you don't need to be CGI dependent
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Netflix wouldn't know what to do with him.

He spends some time dealing with a really well written SJW villain, then has to fight an Imam who comes out of nowhere for the last three episodes.

>It's got Mads
Just another stellar talent wasted in the long line of one dimensional disposable quipshit villains. One of those Captain America movies had Robert Reford for fuck's sake...

>it's got magic
Green screen CGI in capeshit? No kidding.

>it's got Benito Monticelli
Who?

>it's got trippy visuals
You mean the safe marketable Disneyfied version of """"trippy""" designed specifically to maximize ticket and merch sales

>and no Avengers quip-fighting in it.
WRONG

Turns out the Imam is a Catholic in disguise.

>Who?
You know. Bartholomew Cesar.

>You mean the safe marketable Disneyfied version of """"trippy""" designed specifically to maximize ticket and merch sales
You mean the "literally the stuff Steve Ditko drew in the 1970's" trippy.

Basically, Strange doesn't believe in supernatural things or the "power of belief" at the beginning of the movie.

He encounters the Ancient One.
>"This doesn't make any sense"
>"Not everything does. Not everything has to."

He ends up accepting everything and that he was falsely led to believe that humans knew anything about the plausibility of the supernatural due to our egos and poorly conceived ideas that nothing can exist if it doesn't fit the arrogant "logic" that humans use.

TD;DR:
>Strange loses his ego and his modern atheist "logic" to discover that supernatural things can exist even though it doesn't fit his idea of what has to make sense to him.

It's like that in the comics as well and he eventually meets "The One Above All" (AKA, God)

>tits
thing we don't allow babies to see

Doesn't a baby get more tit-sucking action in his first year than you will in your entire life?

Not in America, breast-feeding is considered Satanic and is against the Constitution.

>it's got trippy visuals
>You mean the safe marketable Disneyfied version of """"trippy""" designed specifically to maximize ticket and merch sales

People who saw the 15 minute IMAX preview stated that when Doctor Strange is going through one of his "trips", his face lengthens and goes into his mouth and it starts overlapping. They almost mentioned that he looks at his hands and more hands start growing from the tip of his fingers until there are entire trees of hands growing.

>This stuff will probably scare kids

public breast-feeding, you mean.

That has more to do with adults being grossed out and has nothing to do with them keeping it away from babies or children.

It's premiering next week.

For some reason, we always get early releases here in 3rd world country

Comes out next Wednesday here, will probably see it during the weekend though.

>This stuff will probably scare kids

Capeshit fans say shit like this before every capeshit movie and they all turn out to be the exact same garbage. This is children and manchildren's entertainment. There's nothing deep or interesting and challenging, just admit that you like watching one dimensional CGI action figures CGO punch each other in front of a green screen

If by trippy you mean an LSD acid trip.

Yes, that's exactly what the people during the 70's compared the imagery of Doctor Strange to, assuming that Ditko was on acid. That's what they're emulating in this.

same here actually.

Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll be good, CGI overload aside.

The current comic writers need to take whatever Ditko took.

Nobody would actually stay an atheist if god started showing himself, you know.

Just like how Strange doesn't believe in anything supernatural until he encounters it.

What's the problem here? You seem to be grasping at straws.

You want to scare kids, lock them in a closet. This will just entertain them.

again another marvel movie ...
release a "new" movie every year makes them forgettable ...

Ditko's Strange was in the 60's not the 70's. Ditko himself was and still is an extreme hardline Randbot objectivist, the guy would eat a bullet before he took hallucinogenic drugs. The Dr. Strange comics were created with talent, creativity and a knowledge of Eastern mysticism and nothing else.

If Marvel really wants to "pay homage" to Ditko's work maybe they should properly credit him as the co-creator of Spider-Man and Strange and pay him the millions in back royalties that they owe him.

agree! There is no more surprise, hype or happiness with new marvel movies now

Nobody cares about you Ditko, you can't have any shekels.

Your self-conceived idea of what is and isn't manchildren's entertainment has blinded you.

You think that your taste is superior and your inaccurately hate on films before you've even seen them.

You're a lost soul and using the words "deep" and "interesting" have zero value when you use them.

>Your self-conceived idea of what is and isn't manchildren's entertainment has blinded you.

Depends on what his contract said. If Marvel can save money, they will. Greg Land does exist.

>I can't respond to this so i'll post a Gif. That will show him.

>Sex is something that's hard to come by
Virginal Nu male detected.

Sex is something hard to come by when you're complaining about NEEDING sex, violence, and murder in a thread about Doctor Strange.

Girls won't be into you, edge-lord.

>Adult themes are too much for me
>I love marvel
>YOUR A VIRGIN IF YOU DISAGRE!

won't your baby sitter tell your parents if she catches you on an over 18s website?

>no Avengers quip-fighting in it
I've heard nothing about this.

Only virgins need nudity, violence, and murder in a movie to enjoy it.

If you're compliant of a movie is that there are not enough tits then you're most likely 200 pounds, near flat-billed Deadpool hats, and go to Spencer's Gifts to try to pick up girls.

Cred Forums likes to pretend it hates Marvel movies.

I've forbidden myself from seeing capeshit but I may actually see this one for all the reasons you've mentioned

might have to check initial reviews for quip levels though. '13 year olds with their dads at the cinema'-humor drives me fuckin insane

Reports and buzz is saying the quip level is through the roof.

The creator of Community was brought in to write dialogue for the reshoots. Both of the trailers end with quips. Reports from the screenings compare the tone to Iron Man with Strange's squabbles and quips with his magical cape being the source of tons of humor the way Tony Stark argued with his AI in IM1.

Really? He talks to his cape? At least Jarvis could talk back.

I just wanted to say that cape shit Is for developmentally retarded men who wear full lenght black leather jackets.

It's silent but has a personality. Sounds like pic related

>a square piece of cloth capable of more human expressions than Megan Fox
impressive.

Magical, you might say.

Sort of. I don't think any of the MCU additions have lost any money, but the bottom 5 earners are also the 5 movies that introduce a solo-hero.

>it's another The Adventures of Sir Quipsalot in Numalia by Rudyard Quipling flick

A bunch of screenings were already shown

>Story was conventional and predictable
>Visuals were great
>Script was 'smart'
>Actors were great

But what about the quips?

>Mads

That blood-crying little bitch from Casino Royale?
Dropped!!

the only reason to care about this is Tilda, but she most likely has very little screentime.

But it's a movie about Doctor Strange, not the Avengers.

>he's not gay for Mads
Are you some kind of faggot?

What about the OST?
Was there any beastie boys?

[spoiler read: ]'smart' = lots of quips[/spoiler]

Just give me Dormammu or Shuma Gorath

Rewrites, re-edits, and reshoots

Nice spoiler.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uoNAFfvKg

I have no idea what to call this music.

Call it Pink Floyd -esque.

Sounds like progressive rock to me.

Nothing from here on out can hold a candle to BvS so why even pay attention anymore to shit

What's up Zack?

Except it seems Ditko doesn't care about the money, just the credit. As a Randbot he is fine with the work for hire contract pay he got.

BVS was Cred Forums's Tortanic. It ruined this board just like what happened to Cred Forums.

That's trippy as hell, some fucking 70's shit right there.

Reminds me of this: youtu.be/u6Zoezcq1RA

>putting Ahnulds one-liners on the same level as stupid quips

CHILL

I'm going to watch it for the 3D effects.

Yes really.

It is your right to do so, and I respect you for it.

Posterkino is here boys

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Don't you mean iMads?

Dunno, looks fucking interesting

That really is neat.

WHICH WAY IS HE FACING?!

That's strange.

Its just a marvel version of inception. Maybe it'll be interesting but hey I doubt it. Marvel is like a seal of anti-quality; there's a ceiling to how good it can be because it HAS to pander to people with bad taste

Btw man of steel and Snyder in general are totally shit don't even get me fucking started on your childish cape wars

But what was the BvS of Cred Forums??? Gamurrgate?

two reasons it's going to be worse than it could be: they are covering the origin story, and the villain is a joke

I really liked the Captain America movies though, despite it being the hero I found the least appealing (as a non-American).

This is the sign of a decaying society I tell you.

People are getting burnt out on capeshit. That doesn't mean it's over. It just means the first seeds of normie hatred are beginning to take root in the zeitgeist. It won't be a flowered tree for many years yet.