He's about to turn a five star hotel into a three ring circus

>He's about to turn a five star hotel into a three ring circus

Well that's not very nice, I bet those bus boys work very hard to maintain the quality and standards of the hotel, why does Dunston have to do a dick thing like that?

>be Dunston
>check in

fuck this rude dunstin guy

Fuck hotel employees desu

You should do your job and hope you get tipped not expect it you greedy fucks

I'm glad Dustin cause so much mayhem in a short time

t. Dunston

>If you do this at a five star hotel, fuck you. There is a three ring circus down the street. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess

Lmao at this faggot

You charge $16 for a minibar bottle of gin, plus tip? Get fucked. My monkey will leave whatever mess he wants you thieving shitbags

>That good feel while wiping Dunston's greasy shit on the hotel bed and leaving a bag full of monkey hair and peanuts on the floor.

>be dunston
>check dubs

How would a night out between Dunston and Patrick Bateman be?

More like dubston

>Be Dunston
>Check in

Sequel ideas:
Dunston Checks His Privilege
Dunston Checks Black Lives Matter

>Dunston Checks His Privilege
Lel

>be Harambe
>check out

>Dunston Checks Out
The sad tale of Dunston's employment in a Blockbuster before the business went under

>Dunston Czechs Out
Dunston leads a revolt in Czech Republic after joining an underground separatist movement to ensure the country leaves the EU

Porn parody
>Dustin checks out bitches xxx

>Dunston gets his dick out for Harambe

>SHREK 5: "Dunston Shreks In"

...

>no dubston
all that effort reduced to nothing

...

>Dunston
>Bateman

Who will be the third person to complete the Dubs Trio?

Barry Hines

>plaid shorts and chucks

I hope this fad returns

>Dunston Checks Em
Sequel to Checks Out, bored, miserable and lonely since the days of Blockbuster are over. Dunston discovers Cred Forums, and his life has never been the same again ever since developing an obsession with posting images of Christian Bale in the role of Patrick Batemen in the hopes of getting dubs.

> Dunston Checks In Harder

then one of those black D.A.R.E. t shirts, backwards hat, and a sweatshirt tied around the waist

Fuck off Dunstan. Go and join your brother.

A good day to check in starring Jai Courtney as Dunstan's son.

>be Dunston
>set up a shit hammock in the lobby

too soon

>be Dunston
>get dude laid with exceptional massage skills
Fuck you guys, Dunston was a very nice orangletang.

>They're about to turn a segregated prosperous nation into an apefreakan third world coontown-style chimpout hellhole full of rape and murder

Jesus christ wizan was that really necessary

More like Dunston checks these dubs

>Play Winston
>Check em

CHECKED

Nice

Those are small numbers compared to these, friendo.

Neat.

shit, how do I un(You) the other guy?

Let's see Paul Allen's get.

This isn't even my final form

#wow
#whoa

Got a real jokester in her

you dropped the ball harder than your mommy dropping you as a baby, desu

>double dubs
KEK VULT

You might say I've lost the game

You might, but I'm here to redeem you friend!

Well the check out these bad boys.

WITNESS ME, DUNSTON

>be American monkey
>get shot

WITNESSED

he can't keep getting away with this.

> starring Jason Alexander
> not even in the poster

check my dubz

what about my triple?

>mfw I'll never get dubs

...

as dunston's voice

>commit suicide because no dubs
>get dubs

He made two films with a monkey?

Ah who cares, Five Star Hotels are run by Jews anyway.
They should be happy Dunston didn't turn it into a concentration camp.

...

that's a funny way to spell Mozambique.

#italiano

funny way to spell the names of half the countries in africa

>be Dunston
>check in