Guardians of the Galaxy V2: Trailer

Can you fucks offer something other than "it's reddit"? It's never funny or interesting and just makes me want to fucking kill you.

The shots of the galaxy in the background looks super dope all the time. Like Knowhere was sick af

this is like the 5th thread in 2 hours. I didn't think shill threads were real. fuckin crazy...

Sorry, I have seriously not seen a single thread about this...the trailer JUST dropped like what, 30 fucking minutes ago?

YOU AND ME BRO .... MEME OFF!

It's referencing his mom's mixtape, you fucking imbecile.

>Sam Worthington Vol.2

boy Chris Pratts "career" was over even quicker than I hoped.

>this is like the 5th thread in 2 hours
This is quite literally impossible. The trailer hasn't been out for that long.
It hasn't even been a a full hour here.

can't wait for all the memes haha

What?

I liked the fist one, so yes

every one of the guardians were unlikeable dicks. is that intentional?

Cred Forums actually thinks this is the best superhero film ever made, so I'm not surprised that all of you literal children are gigglesqueeing over this shit.
strawpoll.me/2258974

>all of you literal children are gigglesqueeing over this shit.
I only speak for myself you judgmental faggot, and I think the first one was enjoyable and self-aware and am looking forward to this next one. I by no means think it's some masterpiece.

Sam Worthington and Chris Pratt are identical. each in a massive blockbuster then in every movie released for another year .. then .. obscurity for ever.

Chris Pratt has Guardians 2, Jurassic World 2 to come , then *poof* gone forever.

I'm sorry that these threads about a trailer for a huge film dropping are getting in the way of the threads about that black sitcom with interracial sex. Such a huge loss.

Yeah I like his Space Prussian look

Do you have that mental deficiency where you have trouble with facial recognition or some autistic shit?

Nah you speak for reddit and redditors alike, now fuck off back to your containment site.

Sam Worthington had Avatar, then a shit Terminator film that flopped. Chris Pratt had Lego Movie which was a huge success, GotG which was a huge success, and Jurassic World which was one of the highest grossing films of all time. In summation, you're a fucktard.

You wish. He's gonna end up in the Avengers movies.

its like thei're not even trying after civil war

>everyone is reddit if they like something
It's getting old.

>being judgemental is bad
Oy vey! Set the record straight goyim!

inb4 "that's the point, it's supposed to look bad!"

DKEKS BTFO

>Falling for pasta

looks fine?

>being needlessly judgmental and over-protective of my autism hugbox
>makes you a jew
yawn. Switch it up faggot.

>shota Groot
Muh dick

>likes reddit movie
>has a leg to stand on when using the words "autism" and "hugbox"

yeah. i enjoyed the first one.

>all the replies to this post

>neo-marvel fanart
fuck off

>every movie is rebbit
Are you done yet? It's the most mundane, bottom of the barrel comment you could make. You are either a newfag or retarded if you think anyone cares what you think is reddit or not.

>or for fun

I closed the trailer just as I that, I literally feel like puking after watching that part.

>using the term reddit movie

WEWLAD

I "liked" the first one, but I'm starting to get tired of capeshit, to be honest. I don't feel anything for this one.

Do you think that Guardians deserves a different sort of criticism outside of "capeshit"? It's self-aware enough to be fun. I don't really consider it capeshit tbqhf.

yeah, I don't consider GotG as capeshit. It's more like Star Wars (before Star Wars became capeshit).

What's wrong with his face??

>147XXX
What did you expect?

Are you bitching about where I got that Rich Evans picture? You that much of a sperg?

Sorry, comicbookshit, then.

>If you thought Blue Swede's "Hooked on a Feeling" would be left behind in the next "Guardians of the Galaxy," you were wrong. And honestly, after how good the first movie was, we can't complain about more of the same.
disgusting how they can get away with this shit

Get away with what?

Nobody asked for a newfag opinion
I'll wait for more footage before making conclusions

noice

>nobody asked for a newfag opinion
Literally, what in the fuck are you trying to convey? Is English a second language for you?

>Marvel is so shit at OST that they have to steal popular songs for their quipflicks
youtube.com/watch?v=7vfqkvwW2fs

>finally we have become the Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2

jesus christ

I'll be happy to watch the movie but the trailer seemed really boring.

It seemed more like a teaser .

*cringe*

It was a teaser

twitter.com/JamesGunn/status/788772378775949314

>So the 1st #GotGVol2 trailer is coming soon; in the meantime we put together this special sneak peak for you.

I fucking hate how his helmet just appears out of nowhere, it's so lazy and unsatisfying

DUDE, STARGATE AND SHIT!

You must have a very high tolerance overall if that's the only thing botheing you about

>Redditfrog
>14xxx
>hates cinema
Like clockwork

shut the fuck up bitch i'll kick your gay ass
don't you EVER come back into this board with that kind of attitude again
next time i see you, you better be smiling and going "yes marvel daddy, thank you marvel daddy" while james gunn and joss whedon sodomize you with the latest marvel toy line

READY FOR QUIPKINO

I actually liked the first one, it was miles better than any of the other Marvel movies, mostly because of the space setting.

>doesnt want hug
>get hug

Loved the first, despite the memes. Space Opera capeshit is so entertaining.

Honestly...yeah. I'm looking forward to it.

Far more than any new Star Wars film, that's for sure.

Wish they hadn't just relied on music from the last film to sell it though.

That's just for the teaser

Actual trailer probably when Doctor Strange hits

>Using the same trailer song as the first movie

This bothered me more than it should have

It looks alright. Too bad I lost any sort of interest in the MCU right around Cap 3

I like cinema, that's why I avoid MCU flicks.

So, it's Star Wars now, huh? What's next in the shill's manual, my samefag friend?

>14xxx
You are really hung up on picture names arent you? Where are we only allowed 5o get memes from you control sperg? You realize that people circulate pics all over this fucking board, right? I dont make them....

your priorities are autistic

>if people like things they are shills
Its getting old, faggot

Guardians 1 was more Star Wars than TFA was.

>Someone calls me a shill on Cred Forums for the first time

I think I've finally made it friends

A space tale of epic proportions! xD
youtube.com/watch?v=jaaJyAjvajo

NIGGA THEY FINNA DROP THE HOTTEST MIXTAPE OF 2017

DCKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT

Why is Joss always mentioned by you autists? He's not involved with Marvel anymore

I have about as much respect for Guardians of the Galaxy as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.

Cringiest thing I've read all day.

literally nothing wrong.

aside from the clouds outside, everything in this shot is real.

Have you guys seriously not seen this pasta before?
c'mon

>it is saturday morning cartoon
Why would this be a bad thing?

...

>I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
I believe you

[autism intensifies]

If you have to ask that question well, heh, you're in the wrong place

is this a pasta? It definitely should be.

No. What was intentional though is you trying so hard at being a dick.

>if it's not a slow paced, grimdark, ham fisted iconographic gray washed movie then it isn't good!
*tips fedora*

OOGA CHAKA

Idiot

The "reddit" meme again. Fuck off faggot

>dat fucking alien graphic T Starlord is wearing

w2c?

Cinematography in this teaser looked great.

Im hype but I need to see more Nebula in the next trailer.

>mfw I get to watch it in theaters using the excuse that my gf enjoys it while also looking down on the reddit plebs who are genuinely excited for it

Pratt looking fat again.

I'm hype. Fuck you contrarian hipsters and manchildren, I enjoy fun. This is going to be a fun movie I can go see with my family and have a good time. Unlike The Caped Cuckold V. Faggotbat which just made everyone miserable and want to walk out.

Is Cred Forums supposed to act contrary to reddit by default? Fuck off you autist hugbox

>tfw i get to go watch it because i enjoy it and will have fun without the need of excuses for the benefit of anonymous posters on a taiwanese macaroni board

...

It's from all that junk food you eat in your mom's basement.

it SCREAMS reddit, makes me repulsive

im gonna watch it and like it and say i hated it on Cred Forums afterwards

guardians of the galaxy 2 more like redditors rof the reddit 2: the electric reddit

>having a gf

Literally plebbit.

The fact that Star-Lord doesn't wear that helmet is the single most disappointing thing in the entire MCU to me. Conquest/DnA Era Star-Lord is the greatest character design of all time.

That looks mad gay yo

>im gonna watch it and like it and say i hated it on Cred Forums afterwards

Cred Forums in a nutshell.

13 year olds are not appreciated on this board. Perhaps you were looking for Cred Forums?

>fun
>i enjoy fun
>this is gonna be fun
>why do you contrarians hate fun

is there any hope left for this board?

Hello newfriend how's Reddit nowadays

>I should hate it because reddit likes it.

This reddit memery wont stop for a whole year, right?

I never thought the cancer was this bad on Cred Forums

For the rest of time

so can you actually go back to bebbit, instead of posting your pre-emptive damage control 6 months early?

we get it, you get asshurt because you're an underage permavirgin who likes watching 120 minutes of memes and want to be recognized for it

the fact that that post got so many replies really goes to show how many people on this board are straight outta reddit

Why don't you just fucking kill yourself and be done with it already you miserable faggot? Save me the time and rope.

DnA Starlord doesn't wear helmet 24/7

Don't worry, user, Marvel kids don't care about those details. Once they hear the first quip, they forget about the concepts of a GOOD movie. "Ignorance is bliss", they said.

>falling for bait
Lmao

>Popular movie gets a lot of replies
>Stray summerfag left confused.

Because the board is full of newshits
Just look at how many tasteless plebs are hyped for this compared to in 2014

stinky bait

geez user i might've baited you

only redditords get baited

11/10 original response. Spoken like that random gamer kid on twitch

if you think fun is anything but a buzzword, you might as well just stick to reddit because it's already brainwashed you

i bet you think racism is bad, you cunt

the copypasta, you retard, not OP.

I honestly think the people that watch this shit have never seen anime or played any japanese video game before and I'm not even a weeb.

Anyone that wants to watch this film because it's 'fun', put Garren Lagann on Netflix tonight instead. Chris prat saying a meme and doing a dance won't ever seem like entertainment again.

jeeze user, you might have unironically fallen for the bait calling out your shit bait, not to mention your bait was unironic shilling for capeshit movies that are made for 7 year olds, so you might as well go back to school and bait there kiddo

No just look at this fucking Cred Forumsedditor

>watching gaynax ever

Weebs go home.

>there are literally dozens of redditors itt defending this piece of shit movie and its prequel
this board is shit

You might be the brainwashed one m8.

Only on Cred Forums can you get such scathing film criticism. We should definitely hate reddit, I mean look at how intelligent and well spoken the userbase here obviously is.

>HURR YOU A TWITCH GAMER KID
>HURR I BET YOU THINK RACISM IS BAD AND LE BUZZWORD

You are literally the tumblr army. Go get suicide bombed you fucking kikes.

Wings of Honneamise was bretty gud.

Shit-talking a based Marko Djurdjevic design

Tasteless pleb.

>I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sof

I liked the first one a lot, but I'm not excited.

I'M TRANS
I'M REDDIT
I'M FAT
I'M PROUD

I love it when redditors "grow up" and show up on 4chins to tell others how it really is.

Preach it, sister.

I am super excited for it. Rrally enjoyed the first film.

Dont come back on this board
I'm serious

Sorry, wrong post.

guardians of the galaxy is every single thing wrong with capeshit movies packed into 2 hours of unfunny cheesy trash

it's such a pandering pile of garbage

back to rebbit

nothing wrong with enjoying a movie for literal retards and children

and please stop using the word shill in every situation

Finally some true redditkino

>seriousposting on a shitposting board

>redditors

So you?

Jesus fuck there is so much reddit poating here, the whole lot of you make me fucking sick.

>drink everytime an autist mentions reddit
>be dead from alcohol poisoning within the hour

Guardians is a film genetically engineerd to appeal to imdbspawn Cred Forumsedditors with no sense of sophisication who laud meme dialog, which supports upvote groupthink mentality, and meme acting with a good movie pandering reddit tier meta capeshit "entertainment" sensibilities and a meme tv movie aesthetic. This is a flick at best and will rightfully ruin Chris Pratt's career.

but that's not a nice thing to say, user. GotG is practically, literally Star Wars but better!! xD xD

go back then faggot

*posting

Looks great. Can't wait to see it. Funny as shit you autists are bitching about it

>mfw I post on reddit as well as here
>mfw I hate these movies

You dumb turds calling it Reddit have no idea what you are talking about. These movies get tons of hate there. If anything it's the anti-reddit movie. Is reddit just some blanket boogeyman you use to describe anything you don't like?

Not as funny as your tiny dick lmao#11

Do you think you sound cool, newfriend?

>rewritten script from GotG1 that was already 5th rewrite of Iron Man, but with changed jokes, characters and setting.

I'm suprised that still so many people want to watch the same movie over and over again. But on the other hand, when I'm trying to piece together image of typica capeshit movie goer I'm not suprised anymore.

>the newfags

I hope they all return to reddit

>boogeyman
>>>mfw I post on reddit as well as here
Are redditors really this fucking dumb

I believe you've lost your way
but don't worry is just beyond the corner
no need to thank me, just helping a fellow internet user out

>Gurrel Lagann
>good
It was fun when I was eighteen and even then I thought that everything after the time skip was shit except the last episode.

wow thanks for the nice explanation there, reddit

time to go back now though

They definitely know how to set a mood.

>drinking alcohol

I bet you have friends and have kissed girls too you fucking reddit trash

what is this like yu gi oh or something?

>I bet you think racism is bad
This confuses me, is it contrarian now to think racism is good? The fuck are you on about? How is it not bad?

>fanart
Do you know anything?

consider suicide

It's typical shounen garbage, but they packed it nicely and kept it short. Not draging powerleveling for 500 episodes.

reddit was a mistake

Drinking is reddit now too? Whats left? Is everything reddit then, newfag?

niggers and least of all niggerlovers are not welcome here
please return to reddit

> you need a woman who's pathetic like you
> me_irl

Hahahaha get a load of these redditcucks. It's almost like some of them shitpost here, then go over to plebbit so they can get points, what a bunch of disgusting creatures.

>LOOK! I WENT OVER TO REDDIT
>THEY ARE ENJOYING THINGS!
>REEEEEE
>FUCKING REDDIT
sperg some more faggot

>Post a screencap of reddit
>Acts like he somehow isn't a redditor himself

Are mentally fucking retarded?

Eh, I didn't like the look of the first one and I was dead wrong, I thought it was good, and I was meh about the trailer, so hopefully i'm wrong about this one

No, you see if I come here and start shouting about reddit, nobody will suspect I'm a redditor, it's pretty simple.

First one wasn't good, but it was at least entertaining. It's not in my top five MCU.

I'll prob go see this as well.

And by probably I mean definitely and by see I mean download from the piratebay when the rip comes out.

Can they tone down the reddit factor a notch?

why would they? those types are the main demographic that pays to go see this shit

>new gotg trailer
>yay
>prepare to strap in for a year of non-stop contrarian shitting on the film purely because it's popular
>at least they can't whine about the race of the lead actors...

Guardians of the Galaxy is way better than every marvel film, fight me. It's capeshit only by association

Explain, without using the word reddit, what is wrong with thise scene.

>I thought it was good
You have no taste

>thread is spammed with le reddit meme
I want to kill each and every one of you and put updoots on your fucking unmarked grave with reddit gold plastered on your gravestones, im so sick of this unfunny newfaggotry that you all keep doing to feel like "one of the goys"

>Can they tone down the reddit factor a notch?
spoken like a true redditor

i expect disney ass raping Cred Forums again, for a whole week.

hilarious.

true
but I can still criticise it for being made for dummies

>ctrl f "reddit"
>1 of 62
I'm shocked

reddit is my pornsite
also I spread nationalistic and anti-islamic rhetoric on my small European country's local subreddit since there's no local chan and facebook is for normies

im not your goy buddy

You are paranoid if you think Disney cares enough about your hugbox to shill for literal autists and mumbling antisocial fags here

>All these replys to this stale pasta

Why is it so easy to trigger Cred Forums

I'd rather watch Spiderman for the 100th time than your plebbit garbage, fuck off.

REDDIT!
But seriously, I like this shit, the previous movie was fun and it gave us memery. I understand the hate but still it was miles better than anything star wars related and the only cape movie that I really enjoyed. Hope that they don't fuck it up.

I care not for myself or my image. I care only for the dignity of authentic cinema. Anonymously fighting the inauthentic on a primarily degenerate image board is not a task undertaken by those who wish simply to affect an image. I do not battle the culturally destructive to be seen battling the culturally destructive. I do it because it is in my blood to be authentic about film.

So you're a redditor. Nice long way around just saying that you redditor faggot.

>>>/reddit/ is thataway

> star wars related
> I like this shit
> gave us memes
> pre-emptive "reddit" callout

Good fucking GOD, can you please fucking go back?

will reddit posting surpass bane posting?

you need to go back

>87 posters
>205 replies
>ctrl f "reddit"
>1 of 62
Jesus fuck what is wrong with all of you?

>le reddit meme
>le

come on now

Got a problem? Use your words, kiddo.

>All the normies liked the dancing and the quips
>the second movie will have even more dancing and quips
>everybody dances, all the time
>it's not a musical but people are dancing for no reason
>800 billion box office

>>>/reddit/

>uses term "plebbit"
>expects to be taken seriously
kek

baneposting is redditposting

Its getting old.

Try a billion

I'm sorry

please refer to and end yourself

> uses phrase "uses term"
> expects to not be called an underage turbovirgin
m'kek

if that happened i'd buy like 20 tickets and watch it in 3D, sounds great

>Admits he's a redditor
>Tells anyone else to go back

lel go vote for your Israeli fingerpuppet by mail in ballot because you are too fat to waddle down to the voting booths you subhuman Trumpkike, I can smell the alt-right on you.

for you

...

everybody knows that only redditors do baneposting anymore, fuck off with your false-flagging inforgraphic you disgusting redditor and don't ever reply to me again

This, it would be like Bollywood.

>non-stop contrarian shitting on the film purely because it's popular

It's not because it's popular. it's because it's same structure as every other marvel movie with jokes dumb down, to appeal to broader audience. It's so watered down, that it repels.

>next level, unironic, shitposting
What a sad existence

>small country
>israeli sockpuppet
>trump
>redditfags really are this retarded

your people miss you

>small country

So not only are you a redditor you're a third worlder as well?

Go be a shitskin somewhere else you self hating degenerate.

Am I missing something? Most of the frame is real except for the sky outside, which is fine because it still looks OK and it would be near-impossible to actually film that in a real plane for the scene and still have the sky look good.

Never been to Reddit autist and don't plan on ever visiting. Good job getting mad though lol

it's a shame you'd fit right in

Bad cringe chills at the use of the song.

Why not just bust out a song from volume 2, like Air Supply or whatever it's gonna be? Would have been way funnier.

This is a tradition for this garbage flick kiddo
You don't like it then you can stay on Cred Forums

That cat is wearing a suit.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOD

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

I like the parts where he's like The Rocketeer but in space, and I like the way they do the plucky good guy/badass murderer thing.

A lot of the other stuff about GotG seems to suck. Groot is neat but OP and too lulzy at times. The raccoon is terrible. Overall I feel like GotG would be better if it weren't part of the whole infinity stones thing or whatever.

Like the part where there's a space station inside a dead god's head harvesting its bio matter, that's awesome and something I could see happening in the gritty space truckers style universe they seem to inhabit.

Bet that existence isn't as sad as the salty permaturbovirgin with no friends who just admitted others do next level shitposting in comparison to him

The first film was great and the second film will be even better.

Cry about it you sad little Cred Forums cunts. Cry.

>amerimutts
>white
kek, enjoy your monkey in chief

Seriously, buddy. Fuck you.

you do realize /r/movies is not on this website?

can't wait to share the same 3 quips with my friends for the next 6 months whilst drinking at the pub after my 9-6 job

I've seen this pasta a hundred times

yeah, a great waste of time maybe

so wait, are the characters from GoTG going to team up with the avengers or something at some point? because that is going to be fucking horrible

just imagine all the quip scenes with RDjr and chris pratt....

>DCucks are so assblasted about their shit franchise that they are pretty much just anti-Marvel now, as opposed to pro-DC

Sounds like you came from there bud. You should probably go back. Loser

>he psots on Cred Forums
LOL

Go back, shitskin. ;^)

did you reply to all 100?

simply epic upboated

>generic villain nº 4865
>anticlimatic dance scene
It's okay for your average saturday cartoon show, of course. But if you dare to compare that trash with Star Wars, you are delusional. Even prequels are better than that.

Hey I know a loser when I see one

Stop replying to him you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ can you get any fucking dumber

I liked the first one, but it gets worse if you watch it multiple times.

All this tender butt hurt.

I'm unironically excited for all Marvel movies.
Haters gonna hate.

Pretty good! Staying ahead of the curve there, by being able to be hipster while simultaneously watching good films.

>recycling pasta from the first movie
>still getting all these replies
I'm not surprised, just disappointed

Lel cobra commander marvel joint when?

Looks almost as good as Suicide Squad.

>i'm a gamer
HAHA

>DC is so shit at fun they tried to ape Guardians of the Galaxy and gave us Suicide Squad

Heh...nothing personnel kid...

>You'll never hug Chris Pratt while he wear's a sweater too tight for his body, shoving your face between his tits
Why live?

Half of the replies are faggots commenting on how it's pasta and everyone got trolled

>Evanposting to hide your butthurt

SAMEFAG

>fun
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
NOT.EVEN.AN.ARGUMENT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Did someone say.... Evansposting?

>expecting anything more from newfrogs
The pasta is still 100% correct

>permaturbovirgin
That's the second time you've accused me
Projecting much? Did you finally get some whore to give you a handy at the ripe age of 29 and assume that everyone else must have just as shit a sex life as you?

Yes, after the first half tooked the bait.

Also (You).

Pic related is the only marvel movie I'm kind of excited about, I hope they don't fuck it up

>neo marvel
>fanart
That was his design for 2008 run of the Guardians by Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning you fucking pleb

So, who the fuck are these people? Also, is that Larry Fessenden?

same here.

"muh fun" is what fedoras love best. They can't handle real emotions or sincerity so they flock to ironic "fun" crap like Army of Darkness, Pacific Rim and Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Anything more than juvenile "fun" is too "2deep4u hipster shit". It's "fun" shit and superficially meaningful "dark" movies that get the most fedora attention.

They'll watch Prisoners for what they think is their intellectual main course and then wash it out with something like Guardians of the Galaxy for desert. Before settling into a night of video games.

Who said I wanted to argue?

this

it's pasta because it's so right

deal with it

this is like "lolcats" recycled memes for normies

I feel like it's way more "fedora" to be into grimdark shit than fun shit. What's the definition of fedora again?

Presumably there's some race of blue robot people like that girl in the first one and they are going there to get the other infinity stones.

Basically marvel just stole the storyline from Sonic.

>in cinemas

Yes, yes, all good, but when is it out in KINOS?

Being/acting cringey

yes, the best one of comic book kino

Ravagers, they'll obviously turn against Yondu and that's why he's one of the Guardians now

...

torrent should be up within a couple weeks

Did the first film have anything memorable in it? Looking back, it feels like it wasn't anything special.

What a worthless post

If this isn't pasta it should be.

Gun confirmed there are no stones/thanos plots in this movie

What makes you feel that?

Kek all these reddit fags came to this thread and fell for this pasta, really makes you think.

Really? That seems like a good idea to me, but also seems like a lot of "wasted" Marvel universe time as far as that storyline goes.

>I was just pretending to be a retarded cynical faggot!
Damn you sure showed me

Kek I didn't post the pasta m8, do you know what pasta even is, pls lurk more before coming from reddit, no reason to to be butthurt.

Never been to Reddit bud.

No everyone on this board is rehearsed with every copy pasta that exists. Fuckin loser lmao

Pls lurk more before posting new fags and honestly that pasta is so obviously bait you must be retarded to get butthurt even if you haven't "rehearsed".

haha wow just let it go kiddos

Said the newfag

Why did moot ever remove the "reddit" filter?

Let what go? I just like seeing this spergs responses. Nobody is angry here chill the fuck out

Nice

no, it's actually pretty amazing

>ITT:literal redditors migrating here with their new faggotry

UGA CHAK UGA CHAK UGA UGA CHAKCA
I CAN'T STOP THIS REDDIT
DEEP INSIDE OF ME
REDDIT YOU JUST DON'T REALISE
REDDIT GOLD TO ME
WHEN YOU POST ME
IN A THREAD ON Cred Forums
YOU LET ME KNOW
EVERYTHIGN IS ALRIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH
HOOKED ON REDDIT
I AM HIGH ON BELIEVIN
THAT YOU'RE A REDDITOR

ARRRGG

*farts*

HERE IT COMES

*groan*

PLLLARRRRRT youtube.com/watch?v=rEpsPXUt4R0 AAAAAAAAAAARF

whew that was a big one lads

kill yourself, retard

I hope nobody replies to your gay post

I hope it's shit so I can like it

But you just did

>video game hotpocket
what does this even mean?

:^)

Even if he retires after one disney movie, that's enough to live without working for the rest of his life.

Can't wait to see this with my normie friends on opening weekend.

It's going to be fun. Try having some fun Cred Forums, it's good for your sanity.

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This. It must be tiring being such fucking losers all the time

Was that worst than the loony tunes way Boba Fett died?

>ctrl f "reddit"
>1 of 84

Yeah, it's really fucking sad.

This is nothing compared to when the first movie came out you fucking star wars 7 ape
Go back to Cred Forums

I enjoyed the first, and I'm looking forward to the sequel.

Easy (you)s for the collection.

Why can't some of you just calm down and talk about something positive? Would it kill you?

ditto

Because they think being contrarian and cynical makes them cool. When they just look like autistic losers

Did you forget about Magnificent Seven, good or not, thats a big movie with some big names. There's also Passengers, sci-fi movie with Americas sweetheart: Jennifer Lawrence.

He's pretty well lined up for awhile not counting GotG2 and Infinity War which will only futher his career

>dancing and quipping in front of the villain
vs
>the death of a secondary character
Come on, drone.

The shills want to encourage the Cred Forumseddit sensibility on this board because it makes their job easier. They want "dude everyone get hyped for the latest movie, ha ha I love fun popcorn times aren't movies fun and comfy. you booked your tickets yet? Look at the rotten tomatoes score! Oh, you didn't like it? Well that's okay, everyone is entitled to their opinion" reddit environment. We rage against this drift towards hugbox on a daily basis. Cinema should be a slaughter house. This is a medium of suffering in the name of authenticity and the board should refect that. This isn't 'fun times "film buff" clubhouse'.

Despite some obvious hugbox defending and heavy projection, you didn't really answer my question.

well, in a way you did....the answer would be no then. You can't have anything positive to say. Cool.

Am I the only one genuinely excited to see Karen Gillian return as Nebula. Not only does KG look surprisingly hot as a blue, bald, cyborg, but I honestly thought her slightly over the top villain act was great. Especially in scenes with the very solemn and serious Gamora.

>The shills

stopped reading there.

>This is a medium of suffering in the name of authenticity and the board should refect that. This isn't 'fun times "film buff" clubhouse'.
What did he mean by this?

he's admitting he's a /r/truefilm reject.

I'm excited. I'd put my penis in her exhaust port. If you catch my drift

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hes Cred Forums
you're Cred Forums, reddit, tourist, Cred Forums, imdb essentially anything but real Cred Forums

I gotta cap this for a cringe thread