Asked how he feels about his music’s role in American Psycho during a Guardian webchat...

>Paul and Wacko Jacko are best of friends
>Paul lets it slip the Beatles catalogue is going up for sale and some of that shit might be valuable, and he has no money
>Michael actually listened to him and buys most of the songs and immediately licenses them to McDonalds and Nike
>Paul never speak to him again

Paul doesn't know shit about banter m8

Paul McCartney is a faggot tho.
Phil Collins is far more talented.

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Do you think he realises that Patrick Bateman thinks he has good taste in music, but he actually just listnesed to generic pop music that has no deeper level at all, so he rambles on about it to give himself the illusion that he is insightful and his music choice like everything is the best option, well thought out, and sofisticated

Yeah, man, I bet you like to imitate that gif, it's awesome.
You're so cool and intellectual m8, we all live in a yellow submarine, right? heh.
So deep and mysterious, bruh.

who honestly thinks Paul is deep and mysterious?
are you dense?
I like his songs. not his coolness or whatever.

Kek Based Paul. How will Phil ever recover?

>“I thought the movie of American Psycho was quite funny – I don’t know if it was meant to be,”
I don't know how I feel about Phil Collins being a turbopleb

I'm talking about you, bro.
You're like an uber cynical sociopathic badass with your kickass gif, man.

yes, suuuuuuuure
you should honestly stop projecting bro

but it is a funny at times

wasn't he cocked out of $30m by his ex that now returned to him and he's forced to tour even though he uses a cane to move around?
shit, Phil had it hard

you talkin' to me?

what's up with the Jew?

>the jew in me will do nearly any task

>implying he or the Beatles had anything going for then other than edgy styles and marketing gimmicks
Biggest memes in existence right there, and their fans are impressionable cucks. You want deep, soulful music? try Collins or Elvis.

Didnt he break up with his wife by fax? Pretty fucked up. But i love his music

I bet you hate Maxwell's Silver Hammer
that's the kinda guy you are

Dude, I'm not bashing you.
I want you to post more gifs with dat judging stare and cigarette prop, it's cool man.
You've demonstrated you have superior taste.

That's because it's a dark comedy, pleb.

but I'm bashing you
you're either high or an idiot or both

>movie is funny
>lel pleb
>I also think it's funny
>that's because it's a dark comedy lololol pleb
I am surrounded by retards

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Haven't listened. Also I don't visit Cred Forums, faggot. I just have an ear for what's shit and what isn't.

>I just have an ear for what's shit and what isn't

Bruuuhh, don't get triggered bruuuh, don't project bruuuh (jk famalamosama).
I just like your style, man.
You've got that real elitist thing going on.
Do you wear a trilby?
You should really wear a trilby, maaaan.
It would really help you further express your intellectual superiority.

youtube.com/watch?v=E1o-NWNmQLM

>state that I like the fucking Beatles
>I'm the elitist

I feel like I'm taking the bait hard desu

>I have nothing to say, but I'm triggered so I'll just condescend by quoting and posting a reaction image
Bravo, Reddit.

so, what music do you like?
Phil Collins and Elvis, eh?

Naaaaah, bruhh, not the Beatles, you!
You're elite, bruhhh.
I imagine you standing on a street corner with a cigarette, dat cold stare, a long coat, phone blasting 'Yellow Submarine' whilst nodding your head, and a guitar on your back which you don't actually play! it's okay tho, because that's you!
Badass, bro, badass.

hey, yeah that's me!
and in my head I'm singing like Positively 4th Street and feel badass!
you know the real me! niiiiice!

Stop acting like you're upset you fucking faggot.

kek

HELLLLLOOOOOOOO REDDIT

Patrick Bateman taste isn't about depth of lack of depth, he just listens to whatever is seen as popular and sophisticated, he listens to the music a popular and sophisticated man like him should listen.

>I've got 3 terabytes of 60's pre-ambient

800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the fuckerfucks. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate.

8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven't recorded an album yet and technically they're not really a band yet but they're indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years.

4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi.

18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90's band LFO. They only scored a hit with "I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)" but they were way ahead of their time.

That's just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.

Agreed. He's a far better drummer than Paul is a guitarist. His songwriting can have plenty of depth when he isn't churning out the same shallow pop Paul always did.

You're so fucking cool!
How do I become like you??
Should I start with Reddit?

upload some post-avant jazzcore

bullshit, take some screenshot of you computer then?

Not defending The Beatles here, but Elvis... come on man.

Isn't it past your bedtime, Phil?

I like Peter better as an artist, but both where powerhouse giants in the 80s and at their best while working together in the 70s.
And you can't forget Steve.
youtube.com/watch?v=Fm9pricDqSc

Peter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Phil

Paul is lucky that he has everything handed to him. He's lucky he had that shithead Lennon and George Martin to help him out.

Tell me one notable thing he has done solo that will stand the test of time.

Beatles
>catchy meme songs
>effeminate
>look like shit
>appealed mainly to teenage girls

Elvis
>masculine, served in the army
>had style
>songs are full of passion and meaning
>liked by men and women alike
>bigger success than the Beatles and he's just one dude

If you had to pick one...

To be fair Elvis did steal music from black artists...

Elvis never wrote a single note of his songs.

Fuck I hate pop music fans. You'd hang a paint by numbers painting on your wall if a hot chick filled in the spaces and you'd claim it's art.

>stealing
>having influences

>Elvis never wrote a single note of his songs
Give me that source, senpai.

>pop fans
>Elvis
>pop
Kek.

ELO > Beatles > Elvis

Stop trying to muddy the water. You're a Beatles guy through and through.

Live and Let Die

Banter isn't always appropriate user.

This.

McCartney is just riding on the coattails of his dead band mates.

At least Ringo just plays music and doesn't let his past define him.

You've got to have charisma to pull off banter, otherwise you'll just sound like a condescending prick.
Phil's a professional, he likely knows the difference.

Nope, I genuinely prefer the Electric Light Orchestra.
They're like the Beatles, only better.
Elvis just never clicked with me.

Hey, I like ELO too (love their artwork), but the Beatles have no passion at all, so that's a poor comparison.

Based Paul can do no wrong
He's probably tired of constantly signing autographs and expected a nice night among other famous musicians where he doesn't need to put on his autograph/fan act and then this autistic asshole comes over and asks for an autograph

Paul's just a washed up egotistical faggot, there's no need to put on the 'fan face' around another artist

The Beatles were great, Elvis was too but I think he was a better performer and his recorded music is just pretty good, whereas the Beatles have some truly great studio albums

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

not talking about a fan face but I bet he expected better from another celebrity than to act like some teenage girl with a crush

OH LORD

I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
And I've been waiting for this big guy for all my life, for you
Can you feel it crashing in the air tonight, oh Bane, oh Bane

Well, if you told me you were crashing (this plane)
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know why you wear the mask
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own big guys,
So you can wipe off that mask,
I know you're a hired gun,
It's all been part of the plan

And I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you
I can feel it crashing in the air tonight, for you
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, for you, for you

Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget,
It's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up,
No you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show
But the pain still grows
FOR YOU

Why is Fake Paul such a dick?

He's been constantly told he's one of the greatest artists in the world when he's really a talentless hack

was objectively the best beatle

How do you sleep?

That's not George

Nah, Lennon and Martin boosted him. He just lucked out in being able to survive

user, the Beatles were a psyop to pave the way for the feminisation of Western males, and pseudo-intellectualism/vapid pop culture
They are nothing but pure memery

>dem Peter Gallagher eyebrows

I don't know why they're so hot, but they are

D'you like Phil Collins?

This is beyond autism. Please seek help.

Explain how four talentless, ugly kids somehow make it out of the Liverpool suburbs to fame and fortune then
Lennon's song 'Imagine' was curiously full of globalist propaganda too

americans on Cred Forums seem to be about 12 years old

There's an image for everything, isn't there?

except your mom

>Brett Edgy Ellis tries to BTFO Phil with his satirical novel
>Instead he solidifies Phil's status as an 80s icon and introduces future generations to his music

Feels good man.

>talentless
maybe you didn't know this, but they were actually hella good at making music

Fuggin epic xD

>Didnt he break up with his wife by fax?

That's the most 80s thing I've ever heard.

isnt that how pixies broke up?

It's a bit of an overstatement, but check every song on here, and you'll find that he didn't even write 5 percent of his hits.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Elvis_Presley_hit_singles
And Elvis is pop. Do you not know what pop is?

Fuck you. Go die in a ditch somewhere.